Some bitch is past out on my couch
Trips decide what I do
quads over rule trips
remove the blanket
Place a really large glob of mayonnaise on her head.
cum on face
make her eat a bowl of eggs
Stack shit on her
>>685434632
collect three orgasms worth of cum
microwave
serve (forcibly if need be
have hard core "wakeup sex" and post pics or it didn't happen
Take a shit on her
slap her across the face with all your strength from behind the couch and film her reaction
>>685435527
rolling for this
Staple your ball bag to her forehead
>>685435784
kek
What's in your fridge? Place any out of date items in her pussy and post photos
>>685434632
Look up passed and past in a dictionary
beat her to death
OP = FAG
Light her on fire
Show us her tits time stamp
>>685436399
Reroll
>>685434632
shit in her hair
>>685436399
WINRAR
timestamp stapled to her head
>>685434632
Passed*
Time stamp stick your dick in her mouth
>>685434632
suck on her toes and take video and pics
>>685436667
SO CLOSE
Times tamp on her tits
>>685434632
timestamp with dick in mouth
pee on her
give her money.
>>685436977
WINRAR
fuck her! fuck her!
>>685436569
This
>>685437076
...
Trips not dubs you fag
>>685437157
Ohhh....then
>>685436977
reroll
Leave her be OP
She's sleepy
>>685436667
reroll
Film yourself removing her clothes, Cumming on her face and finally writing "slut" on her forehead.
Shit on her face
>>685437326
Reroll
>>685434632
People's elbow to the vag
>>685437326
This.
>>685437273
Reroll
>>685437326
Do this with timestamp
>>685435527
roll
>>685437400
Reroll
>>685437326
THIS
I want you to brutally penetrate her, time stamp and pics
Anal wake up sex
>>685437556
so close, also reroll
Get her tits out and flop your dick on them then cum on her face.
If she wakes up just whisper
"Its okay my sweet princess, all will be revealed soon" and jack off right infront of her face without breaking eye contact.
Obviously video the whole scenario and upload it here
>>685435527
>>>
> Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)12:44:21 No.685436779â–¶
>>>685436667
>SO CLOSE
Rolling for this one
wake her up for some scrabble
Tbag her armpits
Jizz in her hair
>>685437757
this
>>685437326
Do this with timestamp
Pls OP
Pls tripgods
show us her tits
Take her home. tell her parents you found her in a skip
>>685437629
dang this one good, reroll
>>685437757
This
>>685437326
roll
/abandon tread
>>685437789
This please
>>685437326
roll
Is there qnyway to make sure she stays asleep? Idk drag pants down and pinky in stinky
if trips you do everything which is written in this thread
Print out the photo of her that you posted. Cum on it and leave it next to her for her to find when she wakes up
>>685437999
O lord
>>685437999
Winrar
>>685437999
WINRAR!
>>685437999
shiiiiiiiiiiit
banana in the bum hole
>>685437999
Holy Shit! WINRAR!!!!
999#
Good god
>>685437999
God save us
>>685437999
Trips of the truth. Anon will deliver
>>685437999
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Tiger balm on pussy flaps
You retarded children don't realize op will not deliver.
>>685437999
I got these trips while i was listening to The Number of the Beast
>>685437629
Roll
>>685437999
OH SHIT NIGGER
>>685437999
nailed it
GG, WINRAR!!!!>>685437999
>>685434632
Why is some girl passed out on your couch? She homeless or something?
rape her
OP is a faggot
Time stamp pussy pics
>>685437326
Rolling for this
Stick a sharpie in her pooper
Cum in her belly button and wake her up by slapping her stomach
>>685437999
When will OP deliver?
http://m.imgur.com/YM3Bl3B?r
Cum on the palm of her hand then tickle her nose
>>685438643
You, my good sir, are a special kind of retard.
>>685438580
Surely some time soon...
Pee on her
>>685437999
OHOH OHOHOHOH
>>685434632
bury in backyard
OP here. I just decided to let her sleep while I prepare a big breakfast for her.
>>685437326
Reroll for quads
>>685438827
Are there plenty of eggs
>>685437999
Holy shit
>>685438886
Fuck
>>685438827
What the fuck are you, some kind of bitch? Get the fuck out of the kitchen and force her to make her own goddamn breakfast. It's her place to be, not yours.
>>685439070
I just wanted to be a gentleman
>>685439121
4chan doesn't know gentlemen
>>685437999
winrar. but op will never deliver.
>>685439121
Why the fuck are you on 4chan then fag? GTFO
>>685439121
You're not a gentleman, you're a lying faggot
Because op is a bitch
>>685439121
We'll be a fucking gentleman put your dick in her mouth but don't tell her what you did
OP you're a cunt
>>685439259
Sorry man the only thing going in her mouth are my eggs
>>685439259
And maybe my dick if she doesn't friendzone me for being a nice guy
>>685439449
holy fucking shit go back to 9gag you faggot
20 bucks says that there is no one in his house and op is just a suicidal bitch who wanted to have attention for a hot second because he recently broke up and thus lost the only person who cared about em' so he turned to 4chan but then trips and wont deliver cus girl never existed, aka, kill urself.
>>685439489
I stopped going to 9gag awhile ago so no thanks
>>685439555
Fuck
>>685439305
Great roast, my friend. I ROFLCOPTER'd so hard at it! How do I upvote this?
real OP here,
I fucked up. So I put my dick in her mouth, but she woke up when I was cumming. She punched me and ran away yelling that she was gonna call the police.
I am literally shaking right now, please kill me
>>/lgbt/
>>685435607
rolling for this
>>685439874
Pics or it didn't happen
>>685436505
Fuck sakes anon.
Sharpie in pooper
Again
>>685435527
rololl
OP was a total faggot, OP is the reason why 4chan sucks nowadays
>>685435347
Roll
