Are you guys honestly pleased with your dick size/shape/look? Why or why not?
I have an average penis except that it's uncircumcised and my foreskin is extremely long. I actually love how it is even though it looks strange and gross to most people.
>>685434469
Yeah I love my dick man
It's like the one part of my body I'm happy showing off and saying is awesome.
Girls usually think I'm joking (Cus I'm not a big tall guy)
bumopp
>>685436131
same here, though am above av when soft. I like being uncut, somewhat proud even, dont care what others think. growing up I was one of the few uncut guys, even all my friends were cut. Was never ashamed/shy about people seeing it such as in the locker room/shower after sports.
>>685434469
eh, it's a okay size
if anything, my problem is that i'm way too fast... literally a two pump chump... :(
>>685436838
Yeah same here. I'm kind of an exhibitionist about my abnormally long foreskin.
>>685436838
cont.. here today, 20ish years later, there are a lot more uncut boys than when I was in school, is a very good thing imo. was probably about 90%cut, close to 50% now.
Yeah I'm pretty happy with it. I've had no complaints anyway. A tiny bit more girth would be nice but on the whole I'm content with it
>>685437135
The more foreskin the better
I dont like my dick, mostly, but sometimes i can convince myself to like it. im 16 and its a bit over 7 inches, but it curves down, not much but it does. The main problem is when i was little, i must have ripped my foreskin or something bc it healed still attached to the bottom of the head. No girl has seen my dick yet so idk it girls car or not.
Quite pleased with it, got a centimeter more length than an arizona can and it's pretty thick, never fails to get a reaction
>>685437097
nice. soft my foreskin adds at least an inch. When hard entire head is covered but i can easily pull it back all the way
bmpp
>>685437735
Nice. My foreskin isn't tight at all but it still hangs well over the end when I'm hard. When I'm soft i have almost an inch and a half overhang. It turns me on to show off my foreskin (in real life i mean. I dont post pics online)
>>685434469
Didn't really think it was anything special until I started sleeping around. A bit bigger than average, sure. Wearing swim trunks when I was younger was embarrassing because it was really obvious.
I thought the first couple of women I had sex with were just being nice when they were telling me how hard they came and how 'amazing' it felt. 'No guy has ever been that deep before, I think I blacked out'. Maybe being funny even. I was kind of shy about it.
The more women I slept with though and kept having the repeated experience of them going fucking crazy under me when I penetrated them as deeply as I could, and I realized that I was a bit gifted after all.
I looked into it, and the spot I am getting into is called the 'Posterior Fornix', up behind the cervix. On almost every women it is practically a magic button. I'm happily blessed to have a cock that seems like it was almost designed to get right in there.
Downside is that girls with tiny pussies can get hurt easily if I don't control myself. Chicks also need to be fairly turned on already to truly enjoy having a cock that deep, so it usually means having to play around quite a lot first.
i dont know, im virgin, so, i dont have other people opinions, but, i dont like my dick
btw, r8 pls
I'm alright with it. The size is a little above average, it's muscular and looks healthy, head is fine and vein's present. Main problem is my circumcision scar gets mixed opinions. It's a perfect circle all around my dick that's darker in color. Either they think it adds flavor and interest, or they think it's looks bizarre and weird
meh
I'm okay with it, i'm a little over the average length but not that girthy and the underside has a bunch of little white spots on it, always has
>>685438932
Explain, pic?
>>685434469
Yep, 6.5 inches and a slight crook that hits the G-spot if I do doggy
19 yo beta kissless virgin checking in.
I'm happy with it, it's 9 inches but I have no idea what to do with my pubic hair. Not that it matters though because I don't know how to women.
>>685438507
how big is it anon?
i have a mega 20inch dong le XD but im virginity and uncut
>>685438419
Same here man. Love my foreskin.
>>685438709
Forgot to add picture, my description wasn't that great
>>685434469
I'd be happier if my cup size was larger, but honestly I ain't no femanon.
It could be bigger, more girth too, but that wouldn't bother me as much as the phimosis.
>>685439422
did you leave it in the microwave too long?
ITT: pedophiles are good people, your dick is too small, europe needs immigrants for fertility
>>685438932
It's either scarring from wanking yourself raw, hair folicles, or just natural.
Either way it feels better for a woman so go figure
>>685439603
needs immigrants for cheap labor..
>>685434469
>Size
Length, no, girth, yes
>Shape
Girth makes it look shorter than it is but it curves up with is handy
>Look
Yeah it goes alright
>>685439602
? Am I really that dark?
>>685439663
Noticeable colour change
i love my dong. been doing edging, kegels, jelqs, and many other penile exercises for years now. it used to curve slightly to the left now its straight as a laser.
beat off with a rubber band around the base of your dick for 3 years and tell me it doesnt feel meatier.
>>685439108
Get a small pair of scissors and just trim it down
Don't be a pussy, if you do have a 9 inch cock tell people and it'll make women a lot easier to get
I'm quite content with the size of my dick. I'm not huge, but I'm slightly above average. No complaints here.
I'm not, got surgery done on wednesday and it honestly feels like my dick is starting to fall off. I honestly feel like my dick wasn't to begin in the first place and all this pain isn't really worth it
cant fap for 3 weeks
Bit above average. But would like more girth. Other than that. Happy as
>>685439747
Oh absolutely. People either think it's erotic or strange. There is no in between
>>685438419
werd. a couple of my younger uncut nephews, 8 & 9yo, are kinda shy but I am trying to make them more comfortable about it.
My fiancée is a big fan. I was her first though so it's not like she has much experience with anything else. But me? I'm not so huge on it. It's a decent size and looks alright but it's rather it were a bit longer to be honest. Not for her sake, but just for my ego, so I could have one thing about my body that in proud of.
>>685439108
holy shit, timmy? if thats you i heard its longer. ask seth.
Yeah. I'm 4.5 inches with a normal girth, I'm on the shorter side so my dick appears average sized, maybe even bigger. Aesthetically it looks alright too.
>>685439973
Not Timmy.
>>685440210
damn. i really wanted to see his dick.
can i see yours? pl0x.
>>685434469
I'm more than happy with it.
I am content with it. Solid 7' and nice girth.
>>685439244
Nice. You ever go to a nude beach or anything?
>>685439963
How's that going?,
>>685434469
yes
I don't really know... My ex wasn't complaining, and she loved sex with me, but I don't know if I can be happy.
I have 14 cm(5,5" +-), and probably an average girth, but I still feel really insecure about that. Would never show in public for example...(won't post pic)
>>685439758
how did you straighten it? Like on its own or did you actively try to fix it
>>685438614
ugly looking dick, nigga
Eh I feel like I'm not quite good enough, but I'm probably going to always be a virgin so it doesn't even matter. Realistically I'm around 5-5.5 but I have a strong upwards bend... I'm to afraid around girls and if I ever get with one I'm probs not going to bang her because of my insecurities.
>>685434469
Im 1.74 and have a 18 cm penis, and its the part that i most like about me even tho my face is solid 9/10 . Sex is everything to me , when im doing it i feel like a god, i've trained myself to last hours, with drugs i can fuck for 12 hours just with a few minutes break to smoke/drink and maybe eat some chocolate .
Until i lost my v card at 15 years of age i just thought i had a average penis
>>685440666
Samefag here: I have also problem with lasting. I have problem lasting more than 10 minutes, so usually I would make my girl cum using my tongue.
>>685440281
What do you think?
>>685440883
Dont say that to yourself or you will believe it
>>685440914
>virgin detected
nobody WANTS to fuck 12 hours. if it has to last that long, its bad sex
>>685434469
No complaints here, rate?
>>685438507
>Posterior Fornix
Based, im +18cm myself, and i just called it fucking the cervix is nice to see this is well study phenom. Hope for the best fellow Slayer.
I can't do anal with out artificial lubrication , it destroys my cock
>>685441127
You have a stubby ass thumb
sometimes when i smoke a lot of weed and look at my hand. it dissociate it from everything around and have nothing to compare it too. its look fucking gigantic and i always freak out and have thoughts of a stroke or whatever. im talking huge though. you can only tell the size of an object if you have something else to compare it too.
when i look at my small dick, i just imagine it as huge as if im high as fuck, and it works enough to get my confidence up to fuck my gf really good. i can look at my dick as see a decent sized cock. but when i start comparing it to shit like porn dicks and what not its pretty small.
im like 5 inches which is objectively small/average.
but honestly its all in the attitude and form.
>unless you are a 1 or 2 inch micropenis
>>685441211
Not really, its bent around my dick and the angle of the pic just makes it look stubby
>>685434469
Why is /b/ so obsessed with dicks? Why does seemingly everyone spend so much time thinking about dicks?
That said, I'm content with my dick. It's average and does its job.
>>685441284
Go measure your fucking thumb right now that bitch looks stubby as hell
>>685441127
Why the fuck are you pressing on your dick like that dude you're going to kill it man what the fuck
>>685441305
Probably because we are insecure about our penises, an object that is the very definition of masculinity.
>>685440929
Don't worry about it bro, work on your stamina but don't let your size impede your sense of security. If you can at least make her cum with your tongue you're fine man.
>>685439651
I have those white spots when I was younger, noticed it when I first started jacking it think it's just hair spots I still have them just don't take much notice to them because it's bigger and they look a lot smaller I guess
>>685441305
I ask myself that question everyday
id say its virgins telling bullshit
>>685440547
honestly going pretty good so far, 7yo isnt as far along as the other. he is fine around me/8yo, but still shy around other people, even strangers. we went to the public pool the other day, quite a few ppl in locker room, he didnt want to take off his swim trunks while showering off afterward but i made him anyway.
>>685440689
forgot to mention im a virgin (ive had a lot of time to myself). idk just all the extra blood flow and stretching after years allowed for more room for more blood.
also i used to beat strictly with my left hand and im pretty sure my dong, after years, took the shape of my left hands beating style. when you jerk you arent exactly going straight up and down, theres a slight curve to it, so your penis settles to that shape. i alternate now and move my hand in a straight line.
google pegym, aka penis exercise gym. many good things on there. just dont go stretching without seriously knowing your hammer.
>pic related
>>685441401
Now stfu about my thumb faggot its not stubby, you're just blind and ignorant
>>685440964
too much hair otherwise thats a rock solid 9/10.
>>685441211
That I do.
>>685441451
No idea I didn't really think about it I just took the picture man
>>685441110
I said in my post Sex is the one thing that im good at and spend the last 10 years getting even better. With help of drugs you can last 12 hours bud, i know it sounds hard to believe but even woman on drugs can endure and enjoy that amount of sex , you can do many things during this time .
Is hard to explain myself in English im not native to it .
I can maintain a hard penis if i dont come for around 30 minutes or more with out penetration ofc o spending 12 hours having sex i dont mean 12 hours of vaginal sex .
Btw im 25 and my wife can't even keep with me , even tho she was a 15 year old virgin when i meet her (shes 23 now)
>>685441704
Thank you can I ask what you suggest I do witb the hair? All gone or just short?
>>685441451
The fuck are you talking about? I'm holding it up for the pic so I didn't get my hairy gut in the pic too
>>685439422
was your dick you filthy caveman fucking gross
>>685441790
Wash**
>>685441730
I'm sorry, but 12 hours of sex just don't sound pleasurable to me.
>>685441642
wtf is wrong with your thumb?
>>685441642
Damn niggo your thumb actually is stubby as hell, atleast you can make up for your insuperior thumb with your decent cock
>>685434469
Yes I am. It's not the biggest but it's mine and my girl loves it so can't complain.
>>685441790
Yes just let me was my dick
>>685441488
haha mate what have you gone on /r9k/ lately? I mean hopefully you haven't cause it's almost as cancerous and pathetic as /b/ but there's so many posts like 'i got muh 9 inch dick but never got a women :('
Masculinity is not being a superficial fucking bitch, no dick in the world is going to help you if you're socially inept or dont know how to use your soda can looking schlong man
Why not be insecure about you not working out, not having a job, not doing anything about your mental health issues, why project literally everything on your dick?
I'm pleased with it. It's not big, but not small either. I'd say it's average, and it works, so I don't see the point in complaining. Plus, it's not ugly.
>>685441886
Wtf do you mean?
>>685441973
I don't, I more worried about my skin color if anything.
>>685434469
not really, just under par (small dick) , and got that bs phimoshis shit. hurts to pull back but idk. Im to wierd to use it with anyone other than myself anyways. plus i cant change the size and can always just learn to eat the puss real good. but really im just a fucking gay cunt so aint getting shit.
>>685441788
trim with scissors or clippers then, ALWAYS, shave with the grain NEVER against, until you got it fucking down pat and even then be careful. ive been smooth as eggs for like 5 years. fucking pubes are gross as hell.
>>685442062
i'm*, fuck I can't spell
>>685441937
No faggot your fingers are just long as fuck, stfu about it already
>>685434469
Absolutely. Biggest girl has had. Honestly almost too big. I make her bleed over half the time. It looks nice, and its normal shaped. So pretty great
>>685437435
Femananon here, and do you have a pic to show? I'm curious
>>685442144
Sorry dongus, hate to break it to you but your thumbs are all fucky and stubby and short i bet you cant even do shit with those tiny ass thumbs
>>685442106
And being a grown man that has less pubic hair than 12 year old isn't gross? Grow some hair on your peaches faggot
>>685441853
Sex does not have to be intense , it can be weightless and magical , i hope you have that for yourself one day anon.
Talking during sex is also nice and can make it even better if there is some love/friendship
I wasn't It is 6 inches, uncut with phimosis. I also have hair growing all the way to the tip.
m4m really made me comfortable with it though, those guys loved my cock so I guess that helped, never had a girl seen it though. I am not gay or anything though
>>685442286
Wtf is with you and thumbs? Seriously fagbot what's with your thumb fetish?
>>685442113
I hope you're having a bit of a laugh mate, why would you be insecure about your skin color. Are you purple or some shit?
>>685442369
>those guys loved my cock
>I am not gay or anything though
>>685442326
hmm man though that feel when your junk is all lotioned up and you whip your vegetables out and fondle your balls for 10 minutes.
id rather grow hair on my face, unless you arent capable of that. you can, cant you?
>>685442364
dude I had amazing sex with 20+ girls and women. sometimes several time over a couple of hours.
12 hours straight is nothing that sounds even remotely desirable to me.
different preferences I guess
>>685442441
Dont get so fuckin salty thumb-stubs, its not your fault god took a shit on your genes and then stole the tips of your fingers
6" on the dot here. From my experience it's the perfect size. I can usually go balls deep and hit the cervix. So yeah pretty happy.
Tbh dick size is irrelevant to a girl most of the time. If you can last longer than 15 mins most chicks are happy. Ultrasluts and fat chicks are the ones that love the extra girth, and extra length respectively.
I used to be very self conscious about my dick. Its a grower and not a shower kind of deal and it wiuld be very small flaccid. Found out later on im bigger than average, its not huge but it isnt small. Seems it even surprised some people with the size when it goes full erect.
>>685442560
Das a nice beard, bro. I'm not the other guy, but I can appreciate a solid beard. I regret shaving mine, but shit's just too hot here.
Mine's above average in size, banana-shaped and looks great according to my girlfriend, so I guess I'm pleased with my dick
>>685442560
I'm the hairiest male in my family so yes I can, I take pride in my body hair, I trim it so it looks nice. But I don't see the appeal of making your junk look like you haven't gone through puberty yet
>>685442545
Half white half black, get rejected by them both. Get good grades in college so blacks say i'm "Trying to be white", other races just think of me as a nigger.
>>685442586
Still fascinated with my thumbs I see. Weirdest. Fetish. Ever.
7 inches
4.5 girth
I hate it
>>685442804
for me its about tactile sensation. and when it comes down to your rod and bearings, everything is tactile sensation. hair just gets in the way.
would you rather KY come out with a lube that has hair in it because its natural?
>>685442882
Its fuckin wild man, almost like i seeing a circus freak or something
>>685442640
cool. I know quite a few growers. im a shower, soft size is about same as when hard. Also when i was younger i assumed i was small until about age 11 when i got to see other guys my age in the locker room/shower at school. i started puberty earlier so I was bigger than pretty much everyone
14cm
Meh.. could be better, thank jesus i can finger and lick like a fucking greek god
>>685442580
Imagine this way then.
You have sex for 2 hours stop (with out coming) go smoke /drink/shit whatever maximum time 30 minutes then have more sex in the shower, wall, balcony whatever do this for 12 . Does it sound so bad this way?
>>685443052
You're one to talk, it's like Willy wonka ran your hands through the taffy puller
>>685443198
Yes nigger, 12 hours of fucking would be fucked
>>685442871
Literally no one but utter cucks think of you as a nigger bro. The fuck kinda shithole country to you live in where racism is that rampant?
>>685434469
No
Cause I'm into fat bitches and they likely need bigger than 4 inches to satisfy them
Also I wish I needed two hands to jerk myself off but alas I'm not blessed with baby hands so need a bigger dingus instead
>>685434469
Complete honesty, not happy with size. It's above average (roughly 7 and a half) but could always be bigger I guess. Just a self confidence thing.
>>685443198
yes. If me and the girls havent cum after 45 min to 1 hour, it's simply bad sex for me.
I mean, fuck, cum after 45 minutes, go somke, do whatever, have sex again, cum, repeat. whats not better about that?
as I said. different preferences. but most girls I fucked would complain if I didn't make them cum within an hour or so.
>>685443049
Well since I don't use a shit tier brand of lube like ky I honestly wouldn't care. And since I don't like my balls being played with it wouldn't even begin to make a difference.
>>685434469
not a fan really, it's curved downwards
Look and shape yes, size no
>>685443323
You wish your insecure stump-thumbed lookin ass. Go on google and bask in the shame of having baby fingers. It seriously looks like someone tried to use your thumbs as nails
>>685443469
i was just using KY as an example. im like Niagara over here, i dont need it.
>dont like my balls being played with
what the motherfucking fuck are you doing will balls then? give them to me, 4 would be fucking dope.
>>685443530
easy solution mate
>>685443647
this came to mind, sorry.
>>685443647
that actually looks like loads of fun
Yep. I'm pretty happy with my dick size!
>>685443714
that's some next level shit man haha
>>685437435
lol thats the frenulum you fucking idiot
>>685443604
Dude seriously you have a deeply disturbing fascination with my thumbs. Are you really this insecure about your troll hands that you have to make fun of someone's thumbs? Or are you really this autistic that you're complaining about someone's thumbs in a thread about cocks?
Mine, so i feel like its an okey dick.
>>685443627
I'm growing hair on them like a man, not shaving them like a chick shaves her legs
>>685444228
Im fine man, you saw my thumbs, theyre normal. What im worried about is you. With some deformed ass thumbs like that, who knows what might be going on with your chromosomes
>>685444368
but chicks shave their legs to please their man. shaving my balls pleases me. it takes like 2 minutes in the shower like twice a week.
i my shaved rat.
>>685444540
love*
im so drunk right now i couldnt get hard if my life depended on it.
>>685444649
cool dong
>>685444649
>>685444732
samefag
>>685444732
shut up double nigger im not samefagging
>>685444833
>>685444767
>>685444732
>tries calling someone out for samefagging
>is actually samefagging
shiggy diggy my nigger
I am =)
>>685444767
breh, stop accusing me of shit i didnt do. my dong right now (the one i posted) is embarrassing right now.
you think i would say "cool dong" to that penis? im buttfuck fucking drunk.
idgaf.
>>685444875
>>685444833
>>685444767
>>685444732
>>685444649
>implying you're not all the same person
>>685434469
Mine curves down like a banana. I don't like it. Also kinda afraid that I won't be able to fuck in missionary. (virgin) Anyone has a downcurved dick?
>>685444910
dont mind him mate, i know you're not samefagging, the cool dong thing was me
im drunk af as well mate we gotta stick together
what are you drinking tonight? im sipping on dat cheap vodka
>>685445000
trips checked friend :^)
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>>685444213
implying we arent all the same person.
7 inches long, 5 inches 1/4 inches circumference. I think I'm okay. I don't fuck often as sex is pretty gross, but it's a solid reference for when I need to paint a dong.
Also,
Apparently the standard is 5.1-5.6 long and about 4.5 circumference according to a quick google, so I think most people are in the clear in this thread if they're honest.
>>685445341
you paint many dicks on dumpsters lately?
>>685441127
You got a mushroom dick dude
>>685444540
And men grow hair all over to show off their testosterone. Hair doesn't bother me. What bothers me is people who like having prepubescent genitalia
>>685445432
And check out those thumbs. This nigga has some stubby ass thumbs
>>685439108
pics pls no homo
Also, same as with armpit hair, the only real choice is trimming - removing it completely looks gay (unless you're shredded and tanned), letting it go freely makes you look like a bum
Get one of them electric hair clippers, I usually go with 7 mm / 0.28 inches
>>685444474
I'm wondering how you got out of the zoo with those useless orangutan fingers you got. Seriously dude youre trying to make fun of my thumb when your entire hand looks like it was dipped in toxic waste and mutated. At least think of something to say other than "stubby thumbs" repeating the same insult over and over proves how autistic you truly are.
>>685445432
Thank you. chicks really dig the fat head of my dick.
>>685442106
>trim with scissors or clippers then
>ALWAYS, shave with the grain NEVER against
So which one is it, trim or shave?
It doesn't matter whatsoever if you go against the grain if you use a hair clipper with a guard on as you should
>>685445780
Nice try, stubs, but you already know my hands are normal. Why dont you go hail a taxi and skedaddle already? Oh wait...
>>685445500
okay holy shit man. i think the question has to be asked. whats your obsession with young boys?
i shave my balls because it feels good, id rather not have a handful of hair when beating my meat. youre making this into something that is isnt. you a priest or something brah?
>>685445426
Nah, I do digital. Niggers dont pay me to paint shit on dumpsters.
>>685445500
checked my friend
>>685445315
>not using comedy chevrons when saying '>implying'
do you even 4chinz, brother? XD
>>685445718
>letting it go
meant *grow
>>685446003
hahaha how long have you guys been arguing about pubic hair man what the fuck dude im just imagining you two as two really drunk dudes at a pub arguing about how hair or unhairy their balls are top comedy man
>>685445997
>then
>THEN
>THENTHENTHENTHENTHEN
i said trim THEN shave. you cant exactly shave 7 inch pubes.
>>685446121
good thing this is an anon image board. you argue, in person, much about pubes, dog? because i dont.
>>685445998
Why don't you go climb back into your tree and kickoff fantasizing about my thumbs, you obviously are fascinated by them otherwise it wouldn't be the only thing you chose from that pic to talk about.
>>685446215
hey man that's why im saying what makes this funny is the scene going on in my head
not saying stop arguing about pubic hair i just wanted to share whats going on in my head :^) personally, i prefer trimming. I don't like the unkempt look but i also dont like smooth balls, so i go for the inbetween thing
>>685446003
I don't have a handful of hair when I masturbate either. And that's what shaving off all of your pubes makes you look like, a grown man with prepubescent genitals. Clearly you're the one obsessed with kids junk, since you're so damn compelled to fondle your childlike balls
>>685446394
i like to rummage with my balls and i prefer them not to feel like a fucking bramble bush.
slick dick or go home.
>>685446128
you said "trim with scissors or clippers then, ALWAYS, shave"
you should have put the comma in front of the then for that meaning
anyway, you shouldn't shave, thas gay
>>685446246
Well obviously i dont care about your dick, what do you think im fuckin gay? But really dude, your thumbs are fucked
>>685434469
I am Satisfied, when erect touches my belly button , anout 20 cm in lenght and 4cm in width.
>>685446462
heh. its better than being a "man" thats under 6 foot. id rather be my height with smooth balls permanently than be some short fuckwad.
>>685446394
I fully agree with the in between thing, don't let it look like Osama's beard, but don't shave it all off ya know. It's just fucking weird
>>685446532
you should get a life rather than post about about grammatical errors a drunk person made.
eat my cock motherfucker.
>>685446726
Stop being such an autist. If you say "trim with scissors or clippers then", it sounds like you made a suggestion to someone, but they shot you down, so you suggested that instead.
You know this.
>>685446636
And you know how tall I am because how exactly? The level of autism in your post just now made me cringe worse than anything ive ever seen in all the years I've lurked on /b/
>>685446529
haha slick dick makes it sound like a slimy snake or a mexican, no offense do your schlong though mate
i dont like the weird skin on skin feeling, especially when it gets prickly after a few hours. but yeah, the bramble bush sucks as well, hence the trimmage. it just works best for me, and my gf also prefers it that way :) when did decide to start shaving your balls, if you don't mind me asking. i did the whole shaved thing for a while cause as a teenager i was insecure about my dick and read that shaving pubic hair makes it look bigger or something haha
>>685446612
ive read, somewhere, that proportionally to your body, if your dick reaches your belly button your good to go.
>>685446829
>>685446636
hey hey, we're all friends here :^) can't believe you guys are arguing about such sad things as height or pubic hair. let's embrace our differences
>>685446592
Your whole hand is fucked so what's your point?
>>685446811
yeah i know this like i know this second empty liter of rum. i.e. i could give a half a fuck less.
instead of calling people autists maybe try and get drunk and burn some cars you little faggot.
Yes, boys likes my femenine penis
>>685446940
dude im hovering on my blackout point. im posting shit just to see what they will say. ive been saying 99% bullshit since midnight.
>>685446811
>>685446866
nice dubs my friends
>>685446986
i agree with you mate, let's get drunk and fuck shit up haha
Im not happy about it but its better then nothing. Its really small (baby dick is the term i think) and has caused me self confidence issues.
>>685434469
no. started nofap and bathmate routine again
we can do this guys
>>685447059
>Claims to be trolling now that he realizes how retarded he has been making himself seem.
Good job.
>>685446960
My point is that i just argued with some fuck about thumbs in a rate my dick thread for 1.5 hours. Idk what the fuck is going on right now
>>685447072
the nights still young and theres been this empty squad car across the street. im trying my fucking hardest not to throw rocks at it while hiding in a tree.
fuck school, burn shit, kill people. idk if thats how the kids say it nowadays. butt fuck it yolo nigga.
I'm disappointed about the size. 11.7 cm
it's small und ugly :'^(
>>685447191
>implying saying bullshit is the same as trolling
way to out yourself as a faggot, faggot.
>>685447059
that's how I do it as well man, get smashed and browse /b/, otherwise i cant handle all this autism haha
>>685447191
and youre sitting there sober arguing with a drunk person. damn yo, you would make a good bartender.
>>685447366
nise dobles
>>685447247
You made no point whatsoever. You just states the obvious. That's not making a point that's being autistic. It seems to be past your bedtime kid, maybe you should go to sleep now.
>>685447287
kill people, burn shit, fuck school
that's the proper order my friend. I say be as radical as the booze dictates you to be. everything happened for a reason
Internet is never accurate about it but what REALLY is the average size when erect for white people
>>685447366
Everyone on /b/ is a faggot, what's your point faggot?
>>685434469
My dick is only about 6-6.5 inches but it's pretty thick especially around the base. It's got a perfect shape I think and a perfect curve.
Yeah of course I wish I want bigger. Years of porn and shit have made me feel like I have a tiny cock. I have never had any trouble satisfying a girl though.
Some good came of me having insecurities about my dick. I am a pussy eating legend. Since I was around 16 every girl I've licked has told me they've never had anything like it before and even after we've broken up (the one's I still talk to at least) still talk about it and wish their current boyfriend knew half as much as I did.
>>685447563
like 5.5 inchereenos i think
>>685447130
Also started nofap, but what does it have to do with size?
>>685447505
man sorry, i seen it carved in a wooden bench and though i would be cool if i tried to repeat it. guess im not as edgy as your average teenager.
Yeah I think it's fine.
If it'd be an inch or so longer I'd be satisfied.
Im good with the width but lenth could be better.
>>685447615
my point is you're a faggot, faggot. trolling and saying shit arent the same thing
everyone on /b/ being a faggot doesnt make you less of a faggot
faggot
>>685447615
pretty much this. normally im straight as a laser, but a few minutes ago in another thread i actually asked a guy to see his penis.
what the fuck has /b/ done to me?
>>685447496
You think im trying to make a point? Fuck you think this is, reddit? This is /b/ faggot, were all fuckin autistic. Atleast i dont have stumpy thumbs though
>>685447393
I would like to direct your attention to the first thing on this page
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
>Actually believing anything said on this site as true and factual.
Congrats.
>>685447654
easier to maintain erections while using bathmate
i also have size genetics but will do bathmate everyday for a month before i use
thundersplace dot org
>>685447759
hey man even a laser can be reflected :^)
>>685447810
Again with the thumb fetish, dude go start a thread about it if you are so fascinated with em.
>>685447846
>not understanding the concept of suspending disbelief
shiggery didgeridoo my friend
>>685447952
Go get some normal thumbs you rank squidoon nigger dick
>>685447746
>>685447759
The same thing it does to everyone who has been around for more than 5 years I'd assume.
>>685447875
it may change direction but remains straight. its like going for big asses one day then petite redheads the next. arrows are the real faggots. they come off as straight but in flight they move around so much they act like double faggots.
>>685448156
yeah i guess. i go through this cycle every time i get wasted. i cant even remember how long ive been in this shithole. 420chan is way better. kirt lets me post horse penise.
>>685448054
Still, with the thumba. I'm starting to think you need to see a therapist or something because your obsession with my thumbs is quite disconcerting
Yea it's perfectly fine. 6 inches exactly, decent girth, gets the job done
>tfw vitiligo on dick
>>685447630
That's worldwide.
White will probably be 6"
>>685448326
quality post man, guaranteed to get many replies.
>>685439422
I have the same scar discoloration. No one seems to care. Especially since I'm 8 x 6.5
Our dicks look remarkably similar. Are you mixed?
>>685448317
Alright stumps, ill switch it up a bit. Your dick looks like it grew between the cracks in a cave somewhere
>>685448243
This is actually the first time I've gotten on 4chan in about 3 months. Was looking for a gore thread and ended up arguing with some faggot about his oversized orangutan fingers.
>>685448078
GREAT FUCKING MEME MY NIGGER XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SHIT YOU SO INVALIDATED MY POINT MATE XDXDXDXDDXDXDXD
>>685448509
Are you missing a chromosome or are you just the outcome of a failed abortion?
>>685448497
My fingers are normal, your perspective is just fucked because your fingers look like theyre missing their last joint
>>685448609
>>685448509
we got the same last digits my friend ;^)
that said, SHIT NIGGGGERRR WITH THE SICK FUCKING INSULTS DUDE!! XD I YIELD TO YOUR SUPERIOR INTELLECT PLEASE STOP INSULTING MEEE E XXXDXDD
>>685448483
Still better than your disfigured ass orangutan fingers.
>>685448497
i got pretty normal fingers.
>>685434469
tfw 6 inches exactly.
Have a great shape and thickness but it kinda sucks that I will forever be deemed replaceable for not having that extra inch.
Also sucks to know that I will always be described as "okay I guess" in the dick department by girls I have fucked
>>685448718
Being this much of a faggot is highly unnecessary. Even for /b/s standards.
>>685434469
Fuck yea! Love my dick
>>685448769
Looks about the same size as a kindergartener
>>685448769
Yeah, but this guy>>685441937
Looks like he had his hand strapped to a medieval rack and stretched beyond human recognition, yet he says my thumbs are "stubby"
I can honestly say I did not miss the overwhelming idiocy of anon
>>685449050
so i take it you were held back just a couple, if not 10, years.
>>685448769
What the fuck is up with that stubby thumb man, get that checked out, you may actually have a rare genetic disease called sermo stercore, it occurs in about 0,5 - 0,8% of the worlds population, symptoms include weird stubby thumbs, small dicks and intense faggotry.
>>685448879
Okay I'll stop then.
>>685449143
i didnt notice that guys thumb but yeah thanks for the coming nightmares of that thumb.
>>685449143
>>685449146
Stub handed degenerates
>>685442871
Dude, I don't think it's your race as to why you're getting rejected. Or you're going to a dumb ass college. I'm half white half black but with a white complexion- usually only black girls can tell I'm mixed, and they are all over my shit. Like black chicks are incredibly easy to pull, as are latinas. I have brothers that are darker and they also have no problem. Especially with the white girls. They fetishize the exoticism of it.
And as for black girls- you've gotta either go for the ones that grew up around white people and are educated or the ones that got the fuck out of the ghetto. They fucking love white boys bc they're tired of getting dicked around by "thugs". You'll also find as you get older that older black women are also over the bullshit. When someone black says you're "Trying to be white" count that as a blessing because now you don't have to put any work into filtering idiots out of your life.
>>685449210
yeah sometimes my thumb doesnt work that well. i can jiggle it about.
The shape is off, but it's 7" long and 5.5" around
>>685449143
Because not having anything in the pic as a reference for judging how big his hand is, yet somehow you can tell his hand is the size of a 5 year old child... smfh I have literally 0 faith left in humanity after reading your posts
>>685449302
HOLY FUCK put that shit away stumps, yer making me sick. Seriously go see a fuckinh doctor
>>685449302
.webm or didn't happen
pretty happy about my size. 7.5 inches long, 5.5 in circumference and uncut. my only concern is with shape; it curves to the left a bit. but my only gf so far seems cool with it.
>>685438507 is interesting. i wonder how much of the girls pleasure is due to prolonged foreplay. it would be useful to find out whether smaller dicked guys can get close to simmilar results with a bit of patience.
No, its curved down at the end, would like to have it curve upwards
Im only 6.3 x 5.1 (honest measurements), wouldve like 7 x 6
>>685449398
This was meant to reply to >>685449050
>>685447617
I had the opposite path to pussy mastery. My first gf couldn't take my dick- but she was also just grossed out about sex. So I started to want to go down more often- since it was "not allowed". I cheated on her with a chick that could take my dick. And spent the next year every day going down on new chick. Deep in training. I've made every girl I've gone down on cum- even surprised the shit out of a lesbian.
>>685440620
kek
>>685449451
you think i got the time or knowledge how to post a webm of my crazy fingers right now?
i dont even know what a webm is.
>>685449244
No problem
Also dubs confirm, his thumbs give people nightmares.
>>685449710
Its a gif but not shit
>>685438614
I'd suck your cock
>>685449789
GIFGIFGIFGIFGIFGIFGIFGIFGIFGIFGIF
>>685449739
What thumbs are the bad ones now? Im lost
>>685449901
These thumbs>>685441937
>>685450019
no guy he meant the other ones
>>685449575
Post your cock?
>>685450243
You really are autistic because that made no sense whatsoever
I'm happy with my dick except that about 2" of it is scar tissue, and where it stops there's a big nasty brown line that goes around it, but the size makes up for it
I'm happy with mine. it's very small when flaccid but it's decent sized when I'm erect. girls don't have a problem when I'm fucking them. I'll post another in a minute.
Another..
Well that was fun. Thanks for looking at my dick you perverts. I'm gonna go jerk-off now.
>>685451097
9/10
I'd suck that dick all night
Got any more pics?
does anyine here have his dick curved down?
any problems during sex?
I love my penor. My doggystyle game is tight as fuck
>>685451240
As many as it takes to break the hardware on my camera.
I'll post only one or two more before I pass out I guess.
Here is one in the car from the same day.
I am 13 cm hard, i feel pretty good about it... let's just hope i find a pettite girl that has a small pussy i can please
>>685451465
Looks nice, wow how gay do i sound?... good dick
pretty happy with mine
>>685434469
only betas and fags worry about other males cocks.
alphas just fuck and dont give a fuck about anything else
Yep. Slightly tight foreskin but nothing catastrophic. It's no monster either but my gf is small so it's enough to give her cervix some grief if we get a little too into it
Yeah I'm pretty happy with mine.
I never really cared, it was just another part of my body for most of my life. I'm not a very sexual person.
Then when I was 21 I sent a pic to a random femanon, when I looked at the pic I thought it was bloody beautiful. And that feeling has stuck with me since.
>>685453683
Cont.
Another interesting event was when I was jacking off. It was very early in the morning in winter, my body temperature was high, but the room temperature was very, very low.
As I was jacking it I saw steam coming from the tip of my dick. It looked like I was beating it so fast that it was smoldering.
>>685434469
totally, just as little curve bit it gets straighter the harder it gets. uncut, 7x5.5, and not awkward looking.
My dick is like 5 inches
The fuck you think
>>685454115
mine get a more curved when I'm hard, am I fucked?
