You have exactly 10 seconds to explain why you don't go
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You have exactly 10 seconds to explain why you don't go to the gym to confidently develop and reach your maximum peak evolutionary potential and to attain a universally perfect aesthetic physique, instead of wasting your life away on /b/ as an inferior self loathing beta male.
>Pic related
>>685433835
stale pasta
>>685433835
don't feel like it
It's boring.
>>685433835
Cuz my arms start to hurt.
>>685433835
Because I'm lazy, now fuck off, beta fag.
>>685433835
tooo lazy
i get no pleasure for doing so.
I enjoy beer and good food
>>685433835
Lifting weights is even more boring than reading /b/
I'm not insecure
>>685433835
But I'm always so tired after work or uni, how am I supposed to motivate myself if all I want to do is sleep?
>>685436365
this
also this
>>685436578
i also run
I want to, but I'm too lazy. Maybe someday when I feel like it
because if we did we would think that going to the gym is affecting evoloution of the human race. . . . thick cunt.
>>685433835
I'm not an idiot. I can do the right exercises to achieve the same results for free at the cost of waiting 2x as long. More satisfying knowing that I don't need a gym membership to run, do pushups, crunches and so on.
I'm lazy and I can eat whatever I want without putting on weight.
>>685433835
>beta male
>looks like every one of those guys takes a dick to the ass
No thanks gayman, you'll not get me to the gym for your gay sex orgies
>>685433835
I'm already perfect.
>>685433835
I like beer
And fried chicken
Also I'm not gay
>>685433835
US army fag here. I go to the gym regularly not because I honestly want too but because my job is extremely physically intensive. I'm a light scout and almost 30. Career wise I'm where i need to be and in a good spot however age does take a toll and after deployments I have to work my ass off to be in better shape than the younger guys I lead . So I work out as often as I can within the limits I have.
>>685433835
bang hot chicks without it
can convince hot gf to let me bang hot friend while she films without it
alpha without even trying
zzzz....
>>685436927
Being fat and a 500 pound morbidly obesse cuck is not perfect.
so shut the fuck up cunt
>>685433835
Get females either way.
>>685433835
I don't know how to get steroïds.
>>685436365
Beer is shit lol
And you can enjoy good food and still look good
>>685437085
Man I wish I could be in the armed forces. I didn't pas my psych evaluation because of my psychosis, which is stupid because I meet all the other criteria, I even had weapons and melee training. I'd rather feel alive than waste away at mcdonald's like now. I envy your dangerous duty sir and I applaud your bravery.
>>685437143
Are you that unhappy with your fat faggot ass that you feel the need to lie to strangers over the Internet ? I pity you oh fattest of betas.
>>685437338
Are you being sarcastic ?
>>685436800
>the same results for free at the cost of waiting 2x as long
more like 4x as long… lifting weights is way more efficient
>>685437373
Are you that unhappy that you refuse to believe a stranger on the internet is living a better life than you are?
Check mate, cuckie.
>>685433835
I can't be bothered, I have plenty of self-esteem and have no trouble meeting 10/10 women.
>>685437742
Not necessarily just that a majority of the people on here are fat lonely edgy virgins like yourself. Prove me wrong
>you can't
Check mate fattie
>>685433835
If they spent less time developing their muscles and more time developing their fighting skills, they might stand a chance against real men, like myself
>>685433835
Not everyone wants a super ripped physique.
I like my skater physique that seems to be probably a solid 6 give or take and I'm fine with that. I don't need to waste a bunch of time and money going to a gym and investing a lot of energy into diet and supplements. I simply skate once a day for 2 hours, have a blast, hurt myself sometimes, and then bam, I'm fit enough.
>>685433835
Don't need it.
I've got more interesting things to do
>>685438004
To each his own my man. If I don't go to the gym and destroy myself daily I'll go back to being 140lbs soaking wet and looking like a holocaust survivor. I refuse to be that disgusting weak person ever again.
>>685438188
Ohh man I totally agree. I used to be exactly like that and skating all the time saved me from it.
Now I'm at a healthy 180 and have very little body fat.
I guess we can both agree that fitness is absolutely an important thing.
>>685437949
>thinks majority on internet is fat and lonely
>le projection
If by chance what you say is true.
That must make you a fat lonely edgy virgin yourself. Prove me wrong.
>you cannot
check mate, cuckie.
>pic related - it's me irl
Those fgts in pic took anabolics for sure.
>>685438188
I guess in that respect I should take back my comment about "wasting time at the gym". Not everyone wants to go skating either.
>>685438375
Shieeeet. Mr Schwarzenegger I'm so sorry. Please please please can you forgive me?!?!?
>>685433835
because I'm confident with my normiebody and my gf loves my lovely belly.
>>685438188
Gooood, gooood
Your transformation is complete,
never give IN to the weakness
You are right
>>685438518
So do I ....
>>685433835
work 12 hours a day in a factory
I stopped after 3 years of going very disciplined.
Yeah, skip leg day! motherfuckers
>>685438926
Another reason I just skate. Works everything for the most part.
>>685438817
And? Thats all?
Did you get strong? Nice body, etc?
>>685438926
Fucking hate HATE leg day. However if it wasn't for leg day I woulda never gotten air assault. Still thou, hate leg day.
>>685438619
you love my normie body?
Thanks, bro.
>>685438594
People made fun of me cuz of my skinny physique. Now they make fun of me cuz I do arms too much. Feelsgoodman
>>685433835
Nothing wrong with exercise but I can't stand the gym rat type. Always so fucking boring because it's all they do, all they talk about.
>>685438698
Serious question:
> How do you manange to not kill yourself?
Your whole week is wasted. Do you only live for the weekends?
>>685433835
you go first...
because fuck it, thats why
and oh fuck you too. who cares what this stupid body looks like
>>685433835
bcuz i do calisthenics
>>685439034
Oh I was very strong to begin with. I addition i got more power and a really nice body.
For example, I was able to do dips with a 65-70 kg chain 6-6-6 in my best times.
Now I am not doing fitness for 7 month. I lost weight and you can see it. But the shape is still their and I feel good and beautiful. More model like now.
Pic related, a bit over 1 years old i think but that was the greatest I achieved i think.
Besides I never used any supplements for protein. I didn´t even eat chicken or something to gather protein.
>>685439403
not the guy youve asked, but yes
I have a home gym that I can pretty much do all I need to stay fit
>>685439198
Oh, did that work for you? Can you jump higher?
Which one you did? I think there is like air alert 1/2/3?
>>685433835
only jeff looks aesthetic here
the guy on the far left is fridge-block-mode topzozzz
>roiding for that
pls nigger, lay off the memes for a while
>>685433835
because i dont fucking care lol
>>685436778
It's the evolution of getting pussy
>>685433835
According to their BMI those guys are mirbidly obese. Why would I want to be obese OP?
i'm lazy and don't bother
i go to the gym but the pic you posted and the shittalk about "maximum peak evolutionary" is just stupid. it's just about eating stupid shit, reduce body fat and pump a bit.. nothing special or alpha about it.
>>685439601
Great, but then you could probably keep yourself on level, if you train like 1-2 times a Week.
>>685433835
because growing up somehow i was brainwashed into thinking the only value of a person is cuteness and muscle is not cute , im a fairly cute beta male
>>685433835
i do jiu-jitsu
I'm lazy
>>685440217
Faggot
>>685433835
Gym costs money
I'll go as soon as some one pays for me
>>685433835
>>685433835
>>685433835
>>685433835
Then why are these guys standing around with no shirts, looking at each others muscles and then posing?
But it's definitely them living a healthy lifestyle, not just for looks.....
I am scrawny as fuck and can eat whatever I want without putting on weight
>>685440158
Yea kinda, always these extremes
>>685440217
That whole debate is retarded, to begin with, sure you can look good without 24/7 gym, but point is you can do with it too.
Actually a little surely do well to the body, and if you look bad, i think you really should hit it, if you look good anyway good for you
But its not about being brainwashed, there are retards on both sides. Everyone should do it, (for health) just in different amounts
>>685439970
yeah, get muscular to get girls. . . .
there's nothing evolutionary about it thick cunts have been doing it since before you're da forgot to pull out and abort you on you're mums face.
>>685433835
Because strength is not required in modern society and senselessly moving hunks of iron around for hours each day is the bigger waste of time.
Also I look quite good already and my health is okay. Thanks for the concern, though!
>>685438375
You're gay
>>685437634
Couldn't find thread, was at work. No I really meant all of that. I'm not being facetious.
>>685433835
same reason you're here asking that very question, dumbass.
>>685433835
i work
>>685439601
lookin good anon!
>>685433835
I weight a bit over 200 pounds and I could easily fuck these losers up, why does gym matter?
>>685433835
It's too exhausting for me, and why should I pay money to do something I hate? And why do you as a person require to go to a site like 4chan and scoff at people for not going to the gym? Do you feel insecure about being pressured into bodybuilding when you really just want to enjoy life?
The answer:
You're a faggot and you should stop annoying people that live a different lifestyle than you do.
>>685437692
But doing it with moderation and control is both satisfying and healthy. What's a little hard work ever hurt anyone. You want to live long and be happy and feel good right? Don't use steroids or protein shakes, just eat right and try hard. You'll do fine without weights.
Cuz I'm a fat bastard
>>685441709
>fat bastard
Because im not gay.
Im training with weights and running but only for healt and relax.
Now you explain why are you so stupid?
>>685436800
This
Also, gym is more a place where you show off.
Not a place where you can work on your body.
It costs about 20% of the average income (month)
>>685440215
I just really didn´t wanted to anymore. I went 3 years to the gym and I hated every single day of it.
There are now other things,which are a lot more important to me. Muscles are very ungrateful. I still eat no sugar at all and only drink water and so on though. I don´t want to become fat.
>>685441428
Your lifestyle is shit, anon,
>>685442007
weirdly poetic writing.
>>685442124
My lifestyle is how I enjoy it, and with such limited lifetime why the heck should I push myself to become a fucking musclebeast?
My friends and people around me like me how I am and in contrast to you fucking shitdicks that think they have to be "alpha" or "fit for /fit/" I am satisfied with my life.
Muscles are nothing bad but I think I'm healthy enough to be me.
We're all gonna die either way
>>685441896
Want to know how I know you have never been to a gym?
