will they survive? How long?
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will they survive?
How long?
The look on their faces gets me everytime
I think they will last the longest if you put them inside your butthole
Not long. The vase is way too small for them.
All they need is an open treasure chest and they'll be fine.
>>685425015
In that tiny ass container... I give them a week. They will either suffocate from lack of oxygen, or poison themselves with their own waste. Comet Goldfish produce a rediculous amount of ammonia.
Took two fish and put them in a glass the size of a coffee cup.
>>685425573
Complete, 100%, irrefutable TRUTH.
Like a fish prison
>>685426294
>suffocate
>underwater
Fucking kek. It's called drowning moron.
>>685425015
you need to get an air pump minimum that bowl is fucking tiny.
>>685427319
Well they're supposed to be hardy I am thinking change the water every couple days and this should be fine
>>685425015
Probably need a bigger cage, and you definitely need a filter
>>685427740
I don't think that's a cage.
>>685427211
It's called suffocating because there due to a lack of oxygenated water for the fish. Sorry you slept through highschool biology.
>>685425015
Put a lit on in this way it's going to be more funnier
>>685427493
No, that's not enough. They for sure need an air pump, and a tank that is much bigger than that! I know they're only fish, but that's still animal abuse in my book. If you aren't gonna take care of them, why'd you get them?
>>685425015
This pic makes me sad. I really hope you're just trolling because goldfish are awesome and can be awesome pets.
Add salt.
In tiny amounts over time.
They don't wsnt to eat
Put them in a proper container you goddamn fucker, with water filtration and something to keep a good level of oxygen. Those goldfish can live up to 20 years, so treat them good.
Dunno if lack of O2 or poisoned water will kill them first but they won't last long.
Fish are friends OP. Give the little guy a decent home.
ITT: fish people and sadists.
>>685427928
he's probably psychopath. they start with small animals and then move on to people.
>MFW psychopaths still cherry pick their victims and wont fuck with someone who can hurt them back.
>>685428364
>fish people
Like mer-folk?
>>685428071
> 20 years
I mine as well have a kid
>>685425015
These are my happy bastards. They had children last month, taking care of an aquarium is very relaxing and satisfying. Take this as an opportunity OP. Give those goldfish a good life
>>685427211
Wow. You're a fucking idiot.
2 goldfish need a minimum 10 gal aquarium.
That vase is a death sentence.
I bet that's untreated tap water, too.
The metals and chlorine is permanently damaging their gills.
An aquarium needs to be cycled for at least a month to get the PH and nitrites to livable conditions.
Even if you were to dump them into a new tank now it wouldn't be ready.
Why'd you doom those fish, OP?
Was it worth it just to rile up a few strangers on the internet?
>>685428463
I was 12-14 when I started killing my fish.
I took one, and left him in the wc, then shitted on him.
the next one was left for a couple of seconds in the freezer and then back to the tank, he was kind of hard.
the other was squashed in my hand, and so on,
I killed most of them, to the point when there were 2 o 3 left, my father got rid of the tank.
they never asked what happened to them, just got rid of the tank.
am I a bad person? I feel kind of sad now, but when I was a kid, I liked killing them, could not stop.
Fish are gay. They don't do anything. Throw your fish away. Look at porn, watch TV. Do something constructive.
>>685428612
please read
>>685428846
>>685428612
I actually just removed those goldfish fror my tank with the betas. they were shitting it up too much
>>685427211
gottem
>>685428542
I know, lots of people think that they have a short lifespan and that they don't need to be taken care of, but they do, I'm not saying that they are as needy as a dog or a cat, but still you should really consider this before buying one
>>685428612
>>685428987
I wish my apartment allowed fish. I had these blackmoors for the longest time. I loved them.
>>685427740
>putting fish in a cage
>>685428987
Don't you have like a buffer tank lying somewhere? I am not sure if goldfish get along with the platy's and that blue one that I can't recognize
ITT
>People too stupid thinking OP wants the fish to actually live
OP just want to share how much of a psychopath he is.
My best guess is that OP is probably below 25 years old, thus moral compass is too naive
>>685425015
Leave animals and start killing pepole cunt
Can we just take a moment and go back into the comments where the OP Said he's just thinking about getting a bigger "CAGE" instead .... LMFAOOOOOO ... Retards XD
>>685427211
>being this retard
>gtfo kiddo
On the plus side, comets are basically the cheapest goldfish you can find. Usually sold as feeder fish, a dime or two a piece.
>>685429164
Does the management do walk throughs or something? Just get some ya dunce,
>>685428846
>>685428932
Read and.. I guess you were little. When I decided to start over my tank (I had a problem with the cyanobacteria or whatever you call them in English) I tried more that I could to ensure that my fish had a good life. The fact that you purposely hurt your fish makes me sad but if you outgrew it make up for yourself in some way
>>685429585
show me where he wrote it Xd
>>685429453
D'onofrio?
It's okay to torture fish as long as you then eat them.
>>685427740
>cage
kek
>>685425573
Ahhh dude, meh sides! Like michael bay explosions all up in here
>>685430001
Off by one, hope you feel like shit. You swollen prostate
>>685430444
Mmmm dank trips
>>685430444
Boi
>>685427820
BTFO.
>>685428612
Nice setup, looks very clean and algae free.
>>685427211
Rekt
>>685427740
This thread is funnier than any ylyl
>>685427820
Fuck off nerd
>>685427820
>lack of oxygen underwater
Yeah that's drowning bro
>>685430914
Thank you! As I said before I had a problem with the cyanobacteria in my last setup, so I am kind of obsessed with them, if I spot something with some algae on it I remove it immediately. And that's also why I keep a lot of fast growing plants, and I try to clean the sand as often as I can
>>685427928
Lol, animal Abuse. Next you'll tell me feeding rats to a slither noodle is mean.
>>685428071
Or see which one survives, this is the one that deserves to live.
Just do a dubs decides on them /b/. They're gonna die anyway.
>>685428612
Or let em die and get new ones, they're cheap as fuck
>>685431450
It would be the smlier one
>>685427211
Kek at all the people who took your b8, good job anon.
>>685431691
Ooh we should make bets
>>685431877
Did you see smaller
Are you autistic to?
>>685432107
*Too
>>685431634
Nah, I mean the whole point of having an aquarium is working to ensure a good life for your fish, and an healty acquarium is also a beautiful acquarium. Otherwise is like buying a dog just to beat it until it dies. Costs and whatever doesn't matter.
>>685432356
Fish are supposed to be eaten. What you're doing is absurd.
>>685432744
I'd rather see how they'd react in a pickle jar filled with pickle juice. See how long they survive.
>>685428846
Stop wasting our oxygen and go kill yourself faggot
Your mom should have aborted you nigger.
>>685431356
well it is
its not wrong and its natural for snakes to eat live prey,
but you're still buying an intelligent animal that is meant to be cared for and loved and you send it directly to its death
so yeah, its mean
(not the same person btw)
