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I came inside a friend like a month ago, she took the emergency

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I came inside a friend like a month ago, she took the emergency pill after 20 hours. She usually have her period on the second half of every month (that's what I guess because she "can't remember"). If we fucked on April 23, that means that we actually fucked on her pre-period days (maybe, that bitch doesn't remember anything). But she is not having her period yet and that would be like a 3 weeks delay. I'm buying her a pregnancy test and give it to her on Monday, that way she would take the test on Tuesday's Morning and the two following days. Everyone is telling me that if she took the pill in the first 24 hours I should not worry, that a month or two of delay is normal, even girls that took the pill 48 hrs after sex keep telling they're all right. I want to act but this bitch doesn't want to take a blood test. And now, she is avoiding me and is not taking my calls. Last time I spoke her I told her to check some prices for a blood analysis near her house, and she told me that she didn't believe she was pregnant because she is not "feeling anything" despite the delay on her period. And she was kind of laughing while I was telling her that I'm worried and needed to know if she was pregnant or not. What do you think? I have the right to know what's her biological status. And I don't want to have a baby and she neither.

Also, unplanned pregnancy thread (meme's and stories)

>Pic not related
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>>685424411

She trapped you bro.. lol
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i bet you didnt watch her take the pill, did you
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>>685424739

you mean, like a joke?

hey OP, you should have a serious talk with her.
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>>685424411
That picture, is oddly great.
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>>685424951

No, but she gave me this.
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>>685425723
ahahahahahaHAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>685425723
Why would she bother to take the empty packaging and give it to you if not to allay any suspicions you might have had of her not having taken it?

enjoy 18 years of child support, dad.
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Where are you from OP
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>>685424411
>not using multiple methods of birth control
>not watching her take EC
Just admit you wanted a kid, why are you denying it
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>>685425896

why would she wanted to have a kid with someone whom can't afford anything?

>>685426061

Mexico, sadly
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start saving now. diapers are expensive and it only gets worse
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>>685424411
doesn't matter anon. the time right before her period is when her egg is released. MA pill only stop the egg from ovulating. If she already did, then the pill won't help you at all.
>protip the days right before her period are her prime for trapping you
>protip, where a condom moron
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>>685424411
>I have the right to know what's her biological status. And I don't want to have a baby and she neither.
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Shit OP, just... shit. You should really get some pro help, like ASAP cause you have the right to know if she's pregnant or not.
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>>685426425
>where a condom moron
>where
>moron
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>>685426425
> where a condom
There a condom
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Nice copy pasta
<pic related
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>>685426201
oh so your girlfriend is 12?
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>>685426201
Yo nunca me he venido dentro de mi novia, pero igual nos tocó sufrir con el retraso. Una vez duró más de 40 días, fuimos a un concierto de un grupo que nos gusta mucho, y al día siguiente le bajó.
Deberías calmarte un poco y que se calme ella también, el estrés sólo lo retrasa más.
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>>685426820
lol
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>>685426956

Pero quiero una prueba de sangre o ecografía para estar seguro si no está embarazada o recurrir al aborto con medicamentos. Por que si se cumplen 12 semanas de gestación, valí verga.
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>>685424411
Don't know why I got a boner on pic related any more ?
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>>685427153
no se que decirte viejo
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>>685424411
Wtf is going on in that pic?
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>>685426425
>not understanding how emergency contraceptives wok
>moron
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>>685426956
>"
I 've never come within my girlfriend, but still we had to suffer the delay . Once it lasted more than 40 days, we went to a concert of a group that we like a lot, and the next day he went down.
You should calm down a bit and she calms down also , stress only delayed more"
Fuck you, google
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>>685427313
Por que con la prueba de sangre, ambos podríamos estar más tranquilos, aunque tuviese su retraso, sabríamos que no está embarazada.
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>>685427498
Oh god i missed a letter. I hope my point isnt worthless now
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>>685427498
>plan B® comes in a one-pill dose. If taken within 72 hours (3 days) and preferably within 12 hours after a contraceptive accident or unprotected sex, it can prevent pregnancy by doing one of three things: Temporarily stops the release of an egg from the ovary.
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>>685427153
>"But I want a blood test or ultrasound to be sure if you are not pregnant or resorting to medical abortion . Because if 12 weeks of gestation are fulfilled wali cock."

I really need to learn spanish
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>>685427153
Hijole ya valiste canijo. Síguetela corchando por mientras. Pero usa un globito wey (condon)
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>>685427665
>one of three things
I think you're missing a couple things, anon
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>>685426201
>mexico
Of course she didn't take it. Your only hope now is that she's the world's only honest mexican girl, and the anxiety is delaying her period.
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>>685427576
tendras que buscar la manera por que si no ...
ella te tiene agarrrado de los huevos
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>>685427680
no you don't. it is a filthy language.
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>>685426425
Where them at tho?
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>>685427665
plan B® is not an abortion pill—if you take plan B®, you will not be terminating a pregnancy.
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>>685427665
One more sentance and you get to the important part, prevents fertilized egg from implanting.
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POST PIC OF THE CUM VESSEL OP
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OP here, theres a med here called Cytotec. It's an abortion pill and needs to be taken on 4 dosis before the 12th week. If she was pregnant, we could buy the med.
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>>685424411
>I have the right to know
lol. You are fucked OP.
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>>685427680
Pero, aprende bien pendejo. No andes con mamadas. ¡Amárrate los huevos y estudia!
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>>685426820
everywhere a condom!
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>>685428261

I'll do mate, I'll do.
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IS SHE BEAUTY AT LEAST?
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>>685426201
Women are dumb that's why.
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>>685426931
Anon, you know this is a pot pie right?
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>>685428476
Hehe perfecto m8. You're on your way to learning!
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>>685428703
It is 4:19 in the morning.... And I just laughed out loud uncontrollably.
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I just want to know whats going on in the OPs pic
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>>685428664

At least she is not fat, but she ain't beauty.
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>>685427925
nobody said it did
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>>685424411

i know some who took the emergency pill after approx 20 hours and still ended up pregnant. she ended up aborting about 6 weeks later after a long time debating whether or not to keep it.
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>>685429016
OP estas pendejo
o muy desesperado por cojer?????
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>>685425723
lmao at that gas station price sticker
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>>685426093
pffft Catholics
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>>685429244

That's why I urged her to tell me prices but now she seems to be avoiding me. I need to convince her somehow to get a test.

>>685429274

I'm an engineering student, it's not easy for me to get laid with a girl.
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>>685429469

Mexico have them on almost everything.
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>>685429498
Lo siento por ti
ahora entiendo un poco mas la situacion
pero el resultado es el mismo si no tomas acciones.
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>>685429751

I think she blocked me on the phone and don't know where she lives, might just wait until monday and talk to her at school, tell her we need to take a test because we both are into this mess.
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>>685424411
>>685425723

Bro.. you a dad now. that $95 pill is in her trash and your spawn is in her belly and your paychecks will soon be in her purse.

>PS no chick even ones with wonky cycles "can't remember"

try and find a job that can pay cash under the table for the next 18 years or maby be a good dad. Either way enjoy fatherhood you stupid fuck. ;)

>Pic related she gona get fat
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>>685429498
>Blaming your course for the fact you can't get laid

They problem is you, not the course you chose.
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>>685426201
Ponle por nombre José Antonio
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>>685426201
Hop the border to burgerland before Trump builds that wall
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>>685426425
Full-o-shit

If it was right before her period you are fine. The egg is released half way through the month.
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>>685430504

What worries me is that I only suspect her period is on the second half of the month, she can't remember when her last period was.

Really really hoping this were that case.
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>>685426201
>would she wanted
>someone whom can't
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>>685425723
95 dollars? In my country 18 euros. Murica fuck yea!

Also you dun goofed. Enjoy child support. Never trust a woman. It's your fault for coming inside, what were you thinking ?
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>>685430816

Can't think straight, sorry.
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>>685424411
arr aye pee opie
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>>685430898

That is 95 pesos (like 5.2 dollars).
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>>685426201
People here jokes about going to Mexico if they get some girls pregnant. Where Mexicans fathers go, OP?
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>>685430787
Younger girls are very sensitive to stress and worry. She is probably scared about having a broke ass child from a broke ass Mexican - this will make her cycle fuck up.
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>>685430787
» can't remember last period.

She's on birth control dude. She's just enjoying the power she has over you right now.....
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>>685424411
condoms and lube are always cheaper than a birth control pill, you dun fucked up. good luck on your situation, seriously god speed
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>>685431020

Usually, we joke about hitting her on the bottom or pushing her on the stairs. But reality is that fathers can't go anywhere and they have to stay with their new family, this usually means they'll have to abandon studies because they can't afford it anymore.

>>685431074

Yeah, but what does stop her for taking a simple blood analysis? I would be way more relaxed after it. If she is anxious because she doesn't know if she is pregnant or not, why would she neglect to know it?

>>685431120

That would be better.
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>>685431508
For one, all girls hate needles. Bloods is the wrong way to go. Get a 20 buck over the counter piss on stick and tell her to pee on it.
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>>685431901

So? We all hate needles.
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>>685424411
Your fucked op haha
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It's fine, faggot. Quit being pushy.
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>>685426956
Sos un imbécil paquete! lo mejor en el mundo es eyacular dentro de la novia
La pastilla, la inyección el diu son todos mucho mas efectivos en la prevención del embarazo que los asquerosos condones y el pelotudo método de marcha atrás
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>>685431145
Condoms suck big time, its nowhere near the same with them on. Rather just get a bj
The shot, and the pill are cheaper than ever, and IUD is gaining popularity all of which are more effective than condoms
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>>685432999
>>685433221

Vasectomy is the way to go.
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I'd love to be that lucky kid on the receiving end in the picture
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