The bidding war continues! Fine, possibly worthless, but maybe vintage lamp up for auction!
>>685422622
first for $1505.05
A Lanister has bid $1500 in other post.
>>685422809
$1610 here
I bid a bottlecap make of 24 k gold
I see your dubs, and I raise you
......
$1611.11
>>685422866
>>685422866
Look, man, I'm already emptying my brand-new MMA for this, gimme a break.
$1616.16
>>685422932
Currency is only being accepted.
This matches my antique porcelain Matroska dolls perfectly. $1700
>>685422937
I don't fucking think so.
>>685422937
$1777.77 here
>>685423033
$1800, I'll make this a goddamn family heirloom
Hmmm.
I bit $1,996.83
>>685423173
$1888.88 nigger
>>685423173
Weak plan. I was gonna blow it up.
$1996.83
>>685423204
$2001.09
>>685423322
$2001.10
>>685422622
$4,612,690.01
>>685423204
>>685423322
Only the real Tywin Lannister will claim this piece.You will all know that's a Lannister lamp from here out.
$2100
$2001.12
>>685423397
$2001.12
>>685423322
Мне надо вернуться ето в России!
$2100!
>>685423432
$2309 here
>>685423432
Says who? YOUR DEAD FATHER! THIS SHALL BE MY LAMP.
$2498
>>685423432
Why not just commission a fucking lamp, you gentric geriatric fuck?
$2400
>>685423602
>bidding with your father's money, against your father
Stupidity has never been this clear. I call inadmissible bid. Votes?
>>685423602
$3001.01
>>685423602
Oh you little shit! Stop spending my money!
>>685423743
Who the fuck is this clown? Goddammit...
$3200
>>685423682
My father Tywin is dead.
His money is mine. I may be an Imp but I am no impcompetant bider.
$3863
>>685423843
$3300.33
>>685423843
FATHER LEAVE
>>685423743
$4444.44
Maybe if you weren't a patricidal little kike...
>>685423874
$4200.42
$3300.95 And a set of only once used anal beads
>>685424016
$4600.56
I'LL BID $5000 for this lamp
>>685422622
I bid my post number
I OFFER ONE (1) HUGE SHIT IN EXHANGE FOR LOVELY LAMP
>>685423949
>>685423874
None of us ever liked you.
>>685424024
$4300
Father your money is now mine, since you are dead.
YOU HAVE NO FUNDING TO BACK YOUR BIDS.
$6,934.03
>>685424105
>>685424105
$5555.55 here
Dude, that's the lamp from the post yesterday, with the stepdad.
>>685424182
>thinking you'd get ahead of your elder brother
Fucking retarded as shit.
$7000
>>685424250
good work retard, we want it
$7000
>>685424182
$7899.99 nigger twat
>>685424182
FUCK YOU, YOU IMP-DICKED ASSHOLE!
That's it, fuck the lot of you. I'm putting up CASTERLY ROCK.
GIVE ME MY FUCKING LAMP.
>>685424467
Can you math, idiot?
$8500 and a set of once used anal beads, uncleaned
>>685424538
Not at 3am, apparently. $8900
>>685424608
$8600.01 and a dildo (cleaned)
>>685424487
I AM PUTTING UP KINGS LANDING, THE KINGS GAURD, COCKLESS VARYS AND THE FUCKING IRON THRONE!
>>685424732
8600.02 and a dildo (unclean)
>>685424732
>>685424824
No dildo that's been in your nasty ass is worth $300
>>685424654
$9999.99 Fank you, Fank you very much.
White walker here.
Lamps mine.
K? We done here?
>>685424654
>>685424732
$9700 and a set of anal beads (once used) and a dildo (also used) both not cleaned
>>685424872
My ass is only nasty after taco Tuesday's.
>>685424752
>tywin doesn't even have enough money to bid for a lamp
The lannisters sure have fallen far as of late...
$10000
Is this how antiques are made valuable?
>>685425013
>>685424752
Bitch, do the math, I'm worth more that that shit.
>>685424903
Do you even qualify for capital gains tax? Go back to your ice hut.
>>685425013
$10000.01
>>685425076
CAPITAL BITCH TAX!!
Ooooohhhh burn
>>685424903
I've got this weird glass dagger.
You really wanna go at this?
>>685425076
You're trading in a completely ass-fucked city, a worthless castle and everything you have, and are getting outbid by five digits.
You do the math.
Also, $12000
>>685425143
Sold
>>685425362
$13337.22
>>685425397
FUCK
>>685425397
>skipping the sales process
What are you, some kinda bitch?
Hey, Tyrion, buddy, pal, son, kiddo...
We're cool, right?
>>685425494
Going once.
>>685425980
No.
*Pulls trigger*
Oh yeah, also, $1337.77
>>685425494
Going Twice.
>>685426164
$14000
Final offer, it's late af.
>>685426275
14444.44
>>685426239
FUCKKK..
I meant $133,377.99
Final bid.
>>685426355
>realistic bids only.
>>685426338
Going once.
>>685426338
Going twice.
>>685426449
To be fair, we are getting to the point of unrealistic bids as it is.
Nobody would actually spend in excess of maybe $150 for a lamp like that.
For that matter, though
$16000
>>685426449
A rare Albino chimpanzee from Cambodia and enough cocaine to ween him off his addiction
>>685426449
Im a fucking Lannister you shit.
Kill yourself.
>>685426651
$16667.09
>>685426784
Is this the real life?
$17776
>>685426917
Or is this just fantasy?
$18886.98
>>685427040
Caught in a landslide
$18887
>>685427123
No escape from reality
$19001.04
>>685427215
Open your eyes
$19002
>>685427324
Look up to the skies and see
$19010.10
>>685427483
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
$19011.01
>>685427568
Because I'm easy come, easy go
19012.13
>>685427711
Little high, little low
$19013.14
>>685427831
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me,
19020.20
>>685427917
Mama, just killed a man
$19020.21
>>685428090
Put a gun against his head
$19098.78
>>685428187
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
$19101.91
>>685427917
19100
Pull the trigger now he's dead
>>685428390
How you gonna fuck it up like that, son?
$20000
I'm out of this mess.
>>685428526
$21999.99 my friend
>>685428620
Going once.
>>685428620
Going twice.
>>685428871
Oh shit, auctioneer's still here?
He can have it. I'm too bitter about the lyric loss.
>>685428620
Sold @ $21999.99
>>685428620
>>685429272
Wait is his friend included in the deal?
>>685429342
Better fuckin' not be, I need to sleep.
>>685429146
The damn Normie ruined it for us.. At least I got a lamp.. And crippling debt....
Spider man threads!!!!!
>>685422622
>6 million
>>685429451
Haha, well, fortunately most buildings have an external outlet somewhere, so your new cardboard home will be well-lit.
Until some tweaker steals it while you sleep.
>>685429534
Spidey is for a completely different kind of thread, newfriend. Let this thread go, the auction's over and nobody wants to talk about lamps anymore.
Next up, one rare pepe!
Bidding starts at $600
>>685429851
$600.01
>>685429851
>>685429931
>>685429540
Dead Jews aren't worth much in todays economy Hitler. Try selling them as food to starving African nations
>>685430010
>Africans
>Africans aren't that stupid
>>685430456
You are right again Hitler. I was wrong. Besides those 6 mill are all dust and bones now. How would you even gather all the former parts of all the Jews?
>>685430811
Your a genius Himmler
