How do I know that /b/ isn't just one person?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
How do I know that /b/ isn't just one person?
>>685419764
I don't.
You
ot
Me
God is dead
It's just you and me, OP.
>>685419863
I could be the only individual person here.
>>685419920
Got*
>>685419764
its 2 people dummy
>>685420011
same
Lol jk its me myself and I you're actually me and I am you op
How do we know that you are not us?
I invented 4chan folks. It's just four people
>>685420263
4chan = 4
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>685420263
you, me, I and them.
>>685420263
Does that mean that Moot is an acronym?
neko fag
I Am A NewFag Please Teach The Ways :3
The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you?
>>685419764
>solipsism
>>685420529
You need to ask yourself this.
Because you posted, and I replied /thread
>>685419764
How do you know you are talking to anyone over the internet at all?
>>685419764
Because even asking that question guarantees that there are at least 2 people.
>>685420617
>mfw >(you)
>>685420648
>Because even asking that question guarantees that there are at least 2 people.
I'm not /b/, /b/ is /b/.
You dont
Notice Me SENPAI!!!
-Neko Kimmy
p.s im a newfag
>>685420473
We're all samefags here, together as one.
>>685420493
>>685420520
>>685420893
>>685420354
please stop
>>685420796
You're on /b/, I'm on /b/. We are /b/
>>685420958
Yay :D
>>685420473
Wrong sir
Hi it's OP. Sad to say no one else except me posted in this thread, therefore confirming my hypothesis.
>>685421113
>>685419764
If you count a hive mind as one person... perhaps. We will assimilate you soon.
>>685421133
>>685421171
I am the second person.
*epic face* Notice Me Senpai
ITT: We're all the same person!
*not noticed* Q.Q
2 high for this, thank you b I haven't felt an emotion all day, you crack me the fuck up. Pic is outside my apartment
>>685421329
>Muh proxies
>>685419764
OP it is just you, You're in /b hell condemned to shitpost for all eternity.
>>685421582
I didnt Keked but I did breath heavily out of my nose
*Notice Me~!*
>>685421090
I am /b/ as you are /b/ as you are me
And we are all together
See how they type like minds from a hive see how they lie
I'm crying
did it end...?
Actual OP here, how do I prove I'm not part of /b/?
>>685421816
this OP gets it
No It F**king Didn't...
What is me? What is anyone? Dust farts in the endless black of the cold universe. Hurtling through the barrens of space so "we" can smoke menthols and steal panties.
FUCK!
If we're all OP, are we all faggots?
>>685419764
How would moot pay random people to choke him in the shower while he jacks off if 4chan was only one person you dumb fuck.
>>685422024
Gay~!
>>685422060
are we? :)
Notice Me Then
>>685422394
YESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-Neko Kimmy
>>685422465
What is Neko Kimmy?
wait, there are other users than david on this board?
>>685422666
my name sunny jim :)
>>685422666
I can't believe the get I got.
>>685419764
Everyone else on /b/ is a chat bot. This is where the government tests its AI software to see how human it is. Even if it goes off the rails -- racism, threats, obvious delusions, spamming the banana picture, etc. -- you wouldn't consider it unusual.
>>685422878
is that so my "friend"?
>>685422878
nobody really cares :)
The universe came into existence five minutes ago and all your memories are fake
>>685423343
fuq you >:(
-neko kimmy not amused
>>685423616
I'd call you a newfag, but that would make me a newfag.
>>685423844
smh...
-Neko Kimmy
>>685420364
2deep4me
yo
>>685424135
We are me friend us
>>685420391
Shit it down. They know.
>>685424135
Orly?
-neko kimmy is astonished <3
We have a group on telegram with more than 50 members so I can confirm there's 50+ Chan users
>>685424399
I need 50 different timestamps.
>>685424399
Hi Father
-Neko Kimmy
ITT: All me.
>>685419764
This is the problem of outer world skepticism.
You can't be certain that anything is real because all you have to rely on is your own experiences and your own mind
>>685421519
I can't decide if that is an amazing or shitty view.
Would be boss to drink coffee to a sunset with that view.
I've seen the face of God. It was weeping.
>>685424770
>Coffee
>Sunset
You drink morning coffee you dingus!
>>685424845
Their Eyes Were Watching God...
>>685424845
I've seen the face of /b/, we were weeping
How do I know that 4chan's replies aren't all by a bot like those singles in your area sites. 400 people online in my area? Ya right.
SPIDERMAN THREADDDDDD
>>685425106
HITLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-neko kimmy is suspicious of the chief
the only thing one can be sure of is their own existence.
better not go down the rabbit hole op, or you might never make it out with your sanity in tact.
>>685424523
No need my dubs confirmed
>>685425106
You sure you wanna do this boyo?
>>685424399
Link ?
>>685425456
OH MY GOD,... MY CHILDHOOD...
-neko kimmy
>>685419764
Our post times are too close together and occasionally hiveminds happen. It's gotta be like at least 10 of us.
Atleast
>>685425805
That brings back memories
>>685425805
I can't count how many times I have fapped to this
>>685425805
namekians dont have penises...
