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>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>>685393343
You're more than worthy on my full attention, you may be nearly 1000 years old, but you can outrun Ea.
>king of heroes claim
>>685394289
but why tho
>>685393348
>Dunk uncle
same, I remember my uncle telling me that the noises I heard on the roof on christmas eve weren't santa but actually satan coming to get me every year
>no u
no u
>>685393551
>drinking
Same! how is that fancy bottle of yours?
>>685393768
I dunno how into those types I am but I'll give it a try! haha, so how was your day?
>>685393918
Oh your drunk ay? haha seems like tonights as good a night to drink as any
>no filter
I kinda get that way, but I lose all filter when I'm high which I don't like haha
>>685394071
Sup my dude
Also claiming
Claiming Yuuki before I go to sleep.
nth for milkshakes!
Also, claimed.
time to post the sexiest picture I have
>Kurumi
now that im finished with K-On for the second time i figured i may as well finally rewatch Nichijou
i forgot how much i love it
Dio-sama...
>>685394487
I would fuck that car
>>685393048
Shush~
>>685393055
Fucking Spring
That's good, well not the poor part obviously.
>>685393065
O shit, gonna get some mad gains? Decent day, got a lot of errands done so my weekend is free.
>>685393176
Thanks princess <3
>>685393452
The usual night ritual, music and chill. How ya doin?
>Best idol claimed
>>685394408
oh, went to a pizza place with my grandpa and mom earlier, and just been watching anime for most of day. how about you?
Miho claimed
Don't mind the blood.
>>685394487
Shockingly, I hear very very little about Vipers. Like, anywhere. I thought they were rather popular back in the Corvette days as well.
>>685394408
i hate how my phone needs 10hrs to charge!
>>685394442
awww dude ok and you've been noticed, qt
>>685394568
was doing fine til phone needed 10hours to charge
>>685394022
i know! Do all galaxy phones have this problem?
>>685394060
prev-thread, i posted pic saying "worship me" and as smug queen, being noticed is worshiping. and gay ass phone
>>685394163
;_; y u meeny?
NIGGERS
>>685394163
Your right
>claiming best vampifu
Milinda claim
>>685394071
kek
How are you tonight?
>besides the shitty phone?
>>685394081
Your welcome qt :)
>>685394289
TOO SPOOKY! NOT WHILE IM DRUNK MY HEART CANT TAKE IT!
>>685394408
Yeah drinking party!
I dont have much of a filter to begin with...
>Thanks Army... kek
>>685394568
>princess
GAH ALREADY STARTING THIS <3
>MY HEART
>>685394442
Sleep well friend
>>685394775
Cause hotaru isnt here to bully
>>685394713
but that's fecal matter
>Shiro
>>685394855
You're*
>Yuno
>>685394855
Just in case you're still curious about Dio's hate for doggos.
>>685394919
>stabs
>>685394408
I fucking love that scotch!
It's my new favourite drink~
What are you drinking friend?
>>685394568
That's no fun tho
>>685394713
>tfw you're still alive
>tfw you watched the shor
>tfw you know Miho just wanted to kill someone because she felt like it
>>685394870
Anytime qt
>>685394775
I'll try to be more active, I'm running on like 5 hours of sleep right now
Good night everyone!
>>685394568
>mad gains
Only if I eat my cum yeah. Right now i'm mainly focusing on weight loss cus i'm a fat fuck lol and nice! what do you think your gonna do with your free weekend?
>>685394689
Sounds fun! I haven't been to a pizza place in a long time. Watching anime is fun too, pretty much what I did all day too haha
>>685395101
How goes your day bunny?
>>685395068
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu friend.
>>685395068
Goodnight!
I'm from the anti tasteless casuals police. You're under arrest.
>>685394870
fine atm bouta play some moar M&B if arby's is down for it
>>685394884
so you pick on the most lovable smug here?
>>685395068
Night Yuuki! if it wasn't for my phone, i would've chat with you more!
>shinoa
Claiming best girlie!
>>685395064
>>685394408
We are all drinking. Well, I was. I stopped though.
>>685395230
Who else am I going to bully?
get
>>685395355
I don't mean to be rude, but usually when someone asks how your day was, you respond.
>>685394775
No i have a note 4 and can get half a battery in like 10 minutes if im not using it
I have had galaxy phones with shit over all life time batteries
>>685394950
Im sick of you're shit yuno
>>685395036
But thats all dio wants
>>685394775
get a new phone skrub, and while your doin that kys
>>685394855
Sup vampy?
>>685394870
WHOOOOOO and you seem pretty composed from what I've heard of you haha, although thats only in CSGO
>>685395064
Heeelll yeah, how much was it again? and i'm still drinking cheap plastic vodka i'm afraid :(
>>685395401
fuck you
>>685395456
your*
>>685395502
rude nigger bunny
>>685395456
No you're not, you love me.
great
>>685395265
>was drinking
>stopped
why da fuq? and how are you doin Dr. Pooper?
>>685394775
That's way to long m8. Try turning it off then on :^)
>>685394870
Haha, never gets old.
>>685395064
Oh trust me, we'll have plenty of opportunities~
>>685395068
Night
>>685395116
Top kek, well it's a start man. What's your goal?
Probably go running again, it's been awhile.
Mitchell is my only waifu
>>685395456
That is because a dog is trying too hard to be a servant, he's not servant, nothing more than an overexcited tool.
>>685395571
That was the joke
>>685395579
Dont u do that again u butt dart
>>685395709
No u
>>685395064
Hehe
Im hungry. brb
>>685395068
Night Yuuki!
>>685395230
Sounds chill bruh. Have fun!
>>685395501
I try not to add to the toxicity of that game. Its already bad enough without me swearing left and right... kek
>>685395684
Just like my love for you <3
>playing bot
>partner gets killed
>get pissed because i couldn't save her
>later i see her getting rekt by giant toad
>save her
>tells me to fuck off
>mfw she still got the poison armor
Oh well, how is everyone?
C ty v 7douurairzizrirOtzotso5sirfk
>>685395342
please be gentle. i am little gril
>>685395501
any recommendations before i Sudoku, faggot?
>>685395634
ayy lmao
>>685395684
>shinoa pout face here
>shinoa
>>685394550
b-but that's my exhaust
>>685394747
they seem to fly under the radar, most American super cars do
but they are great cars
>Kurumi
>>685395501
It costed me 119$
Cheap alcohol is still good man~
>vodka
I stopped that shit man,had too many bad nights with that ahah
>>685395265
>stopped
What's wrong mang?
>>685395684
Oh..
Ok then~
>>685395828
See ya~
>>685395857
ayy lamo
>>685395815
Words of a peasant.
>>685395991
Goddamn I love playing MWO in my tier bracket. I get a good look at how potato people can go.
>>685395993
>words of a peasant
Sounds like something a mongrel would say.
>>685395815
LOL FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>685395857
Hmmmm NAH
>>685395984
That's kinda gay
>>685395892
I mean, some I can understand. But the Viper was honest to god a really nice car. The curves were like a modernized 90s look. That and the C5 Corvettes were like, my childhood dream cars because of GT3.
>>685396226
Yes it is
We're all a little gay.
>>685395634
Nice 10 head
>>685395684
my goal right now is to get down to like 200, i'm at 260 right now but my diet has got me plateauing so I gotta go lift now haha how long has it been since you ran?
>>685395828
ooohhh I see, so your holdin back haha but i feel that, so what are you up too now besides postin?
>>685395857
put a tarp up so you don't make your family clean that shit up
>>685395931
daaayyuumm, thats like $100 more than I like to spend haha
>cheap alcohol is still good
right? what gets you drunk gets you drunk, and thats the point of it all
>>685396390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAFaU4TjdVU
>>685396155
Who might that be?
Another loud fool is my guess.
>>685396417
>>685396414
Eh, can't argue with that
get
>>685396226
so now you do what they toold ya
>kok
Hope video games count
>>685396226
https://youtu.be/z5wLpQkmQIY
>Related
I got work in 7 hours what should i do
BBL going to go Uber for a while
>>685396463
Better a fool than an undead abomination, lower than a mongrel i see.
>smug
>>685396415
I like my alcohol to taste good~
But if I just want to get shit-faced, I'll buy the cheapest, strongest drink I can find!~
>>685396602
They do indeed. We have a few.
>>685396417
don't forget to use piano wire
>>685396576
MOTHERFUCKERRRRR
>>685396625
Superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4yutN6FB2M
>What should I do?
Suck dick
Damnmmmmmnnnnnn
>>685396690
Dio is not an undead, he is something far superior than man.
He has transcended humanity.
>>685396625
>Killing in the Name
>not RATM
u wot
>>685395931
I now have chips :)
>>685396415
Im just shooting North Koreans in the face. Fun shit.
>>685396625
>that gif
Battle of the boobers
>work in 7 hours
punch your boss
>>685396683
later! Don't pick up blacks
>>685396727
I don't really mind taste so much. My brother in law likes to buy expensive shit to just sip on so when he does I got that. But other than that I only drink to drunk
>>685395828
Smoother than a wooden floor.
>>685395857
Kek, but really have you tried taking the battery out then putting it back in? It's weird but that has fixed my phone a couple of times.
>>685395931
They'll appear, I can feel it. So how are you doing Megu?
>>685396415
60 pounds huh? You got this bro, just stay dedicated. It's been about 2 weeks, I'm so fucked kek.
>>685396874
I have some jalapeño flavored one~
This thread is cancerous
>>685395828
i will. hopefully he wont get banned this time
>>685395965
lil mayo
>>685396226
oh ok
>>685396415
y u bully? :(
>shinoa
>>685397079
>
>>685397061
Ah hell, you're too cute to rape n bully
Jesus fuck, why a rabbit?
>>685396791
No not the obviously superior version
Gotta have the shitty light version
>>685396854
>the joke
>>685396957
My boss is pretty cool tho
And I havent even worked there for a pay check yet and im already shift lead
>>685396820
You dare claim filth such as the undead has "ascended" closer to the likeness of myself?
>>685397036
>This thread is cancerous
Holy irony Batman, did you see that?!
Posting the reminder and going to bed
Daily reminder that Mr.Hands make the best puns. Hands down
Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one
It is impossible to lurk harder than Vigil.
Your life sucks. Drop out
Anyone can fall asleep better than galko. Even people who have family with stage 4 cancer.
Holstaur has the greatest milk. Fuck any other dairy cow.
No one has a more punchable smug face than Shinoa
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
>>685397241
>No not the obviously superior version
You're dead to me
>>685396976
Only for you bby.
>Are we doing presents now?
>
>>685396988
Nice! Mine are just restaurant style. Im boring like that... kek
>>685397061
kek gotta love getting banned
Rabbit spammer is back. Sad that he has that many pics of the new cancer rabbit.
>>685396791
KILLIN IN THE NAME OF
>suck dick
you would recommend that
>>685396874
Always fun! they got that game at the redbox closest to me..thinking of maybe renting it
>>685396976
thanks, at first my diet of rum and beef jerky let me lose like 10 pounds but now my body is used to it. and 2 weeks? how are you fucked?
>>685397061
I dunno, y u gey?
>>685397392
yes i am
>>685396957
I see
Well I also drink to drunk, but I prefer the alcohol to taste good~
It's optional tho, today was a treat for myself~!
>>685396976
Alright~
I'm doing great! Thanks for asking~
What about you?
>>685397363
Chips are chips man~
>>685396295
eh what can you do when Eurofags are elitists
>muh German engineering
>Amerifats can't turn
>>685397036
welcome to hypocracy
>pictures don't capture the Viper's godly sound
>>685397425
Excuse me for wanting my dick sucked! Hotaru did a shitty job at that
>>685394215
I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.
hello OP
I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate
Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
>>685397464
You shouldn't be proud.
You should be euphoric.
>>685397241
Kek, for real? where do you work again?
>>685397392
Does the rabbit classify as a loli?
THREAD IS CANCER RIGHT NOW
Image Limit Reached
>>685397702
>>685397702
>>685397702
Someone had better post a fucking waifu who isn't a rabbit or we are all literally, genuinely going to get cancer.
>>685394215
Claimed this bitch
http://frtyd.com/go/LrMA_bAaEj/DEFAULT
>>685397347
My maymays ate too gud
>>685397639
Tacobell
>moka
>>685397714
rip that thread
>>685396976
weird thing is that this happened before for some reason. i placed the powerbox in some place and it was back down to an 1hr til 100%
>>685397193
:D
>>685397330
thanks
>>685397363
i said naggers once and BOOM insta banned
>>685397425
prison made me that way
>shinoa
>>685397506
>only gets turned on by a rabbit
>I wanted an excuse to call someone a shrekbeard because I think it's hilarious
>poster is huge shrekbeard
so no new bread?
>snek
