So This faggot is coming to my birthday party tomorrow. I invited people from my Youth Group and my parents said I should invite him. They said it'd be a dick move to invite everyone except him plus he'd find out and have questions. Let me give you an idea of what kind of faggot this kid is
>Has severe aspergers
>Joined my church youth group around a year ago
>everyone either hates him or hates being around him
>he has awful social skills but he's not like one of those autistic people that barely talks and sits in the corner
>He talks, so damn much
>He talks to anyone
>He talks to everyone
>can't get a full sentence out without going full-out porky pig and tripping over words like a tile floor covered in egg wash
>puts himself on a pedestal all the time and fucking brags about literally anything and announces it likes it's a fucking wedding or something
>rambles on about some random unrelatable shit to us and then ends by saying "has that ever happened to you?" or "wouldn't you agree"
It's hard to explain exactly why he's so fucking annoying. I'll dump some more pictures and videos of him. Pic related.
you should suck his cok
Here's him at homecoming wearing a suit 5 fucking sizes too big.
>>685378493
>goes to church
>calls others faggot
ok
>>685379439
To be fair he's called other people Faggots before.
This is clearly you faggot.
I would love to see your luscious lips wrapped around his penis.
>>685379538
point is, you're a faggot for going to church
>>685378493
you're in a youth group throwing a birthday party with your mommy and daddy, You're as big as a faggot as the auspie there.
>>685379941
Are you euphoric in this moment?
0727297555
+46727297555
Call me and we can talk about who is a faggot!
What adult has birthday parties? Underage.
Pardon me everyone.
>>685380131
What the fuck, you autistic cuck.
>>685378493
>birthday party
>youth group
sure is underage in here
Sounds like you're kind of a dick. Most people know that kind of person and tolerate them just fine, it isn't as if he's trying to irritate you.
>inb4 white-knight-fag
No, I just don't get the blatant hate for people with disabilities.
>>685380250
0727297555
+46727297555
call me and we talk about it
>>685378493
>Joined my church youth group around a year ago
>my church youth group
>my church
>church
Do the priests ever give you reach arounds or is it purely about them when they're raping you?
>>685380272
>No, I just don't get the blatant hate for people with disabilities.
Then you must be the most disabled cunt here.
this auspie is actually hilarious looking. This is the best thread on /b/ right now. Post a video of him OP we want to hear him attempt to speak
>>685379439
This.
>>685380411
Just did bro, says the number's been disconnected. Fuck you, you pussy.
>>685380061
checkum
has that ever happened to you?
>>685378493
>my Youth Group
No one cares
>>685378493
this is next level b8 i don't even know where to start
>>685380448
Not gonna get into this. You're a cunty little faggot, that's all.
>>685380435
That'd be impossible since i'm not catholic and my dad is my pastor.
>>685380131
is this OP ???
>>685380597
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adrian
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thornblad
If he's being an annoying shitstain just tell everyone to ignore him and soon he'll go away.
>>685380541
I've got one. Working on getting a hold of it.
>>685380715
Implying that pastors can't rape children. Fucking moron.
>youth group
MODS
have fun
You are on a church youth and posting this shit?
Go get raped by a horse
>>685378493
>tfw mom is late to pick you up from youth group
>>685378493
If I'm not mistaken, you need to /b 18 y.o., faggit, to post.
Ftw 'youth group'?
>>685380545
Hah, i'm wearing a Burzum shirt right now
>>685380597
ah, mom didnt pay for my phone, not disconnected
>>685380715
>christian
>not catholic
How much more cucked can you be, that shit isn't even real but if you do believe it then believe the fucking religion that you stole the bible from.
Your reformist bullshit is embarrassing
>>685380966
You're a bad ass mother fucker.
>>685381076
>Being this autistic
>>685380853
I'm saying it's imposible for a priest to give me a reach around since I'm never around one. A pastor could easily do that to me though.
>>685381184
Thanks anon, I really appreciate that.
>>685378493
>from my youth group
LOL
>>685380715
Doesn't the bible preach to "love thy neighbors" some shitty christian you are enjoy going to hell faggot
>>685381330
Oh okay, my mistake. I'm sorry man.
>>685378493
I work with kids like that...BUT they all have sexual issues that basically make them life long rapists. So, it could be worse. Talk to him about trains or some shit faggot. If your religion is real I'm likely going to hell for not believing but I'm the one telling you how to accept your fellow man. Grow up.
>>685378493
stop being a dickwad, you twat. Be nice to him.
>>685380131
every thread, anon?
>>685380877
open would enjoy that
Op how old are you?
>>685381181
Do your fucking research. Catholicism is a branch of Christianity. There's protestants and there's Catholics. I'm not catholic so I'm protestant. Not fucking difficult to understand.
>>685378493
Are you scared he's going to steal all the attention on your big day OP?
show the fucking videos OP!!! stop wasting our time. Motherfucker
>>685378493
These sentiments are not very christian op.
;^)
>>685378493
Don't listen to your parents and do what you want, fag. Grow up and be a man.
>>685381661
none of it is real you idiot
>>685378493
>looking for advice...
for a youth group on /b/...
there is no god here.
>>685381661
catholics were first
>>685381517
Believe me I've tried. And I am. I'm never mean to him when i'm there with him and I try not to talk to badly about him behind his back. He's still a faggot though.
>>685381691
No, just concerned he'll make everyone uncomfortable like he normally does.
>>685381459
What the hell does that have to do with what op said?
>>685381976
Maybe you can get him to give you a birthday BJ.
give the tard a false location, then blame him mental issues
>>685380812
>>685380131
>from sweden
Oh, that explains it
>>685382127
you're kinda slow, huh?
>>685381976
Yea, I understand they can annoying as fuck but don't be a dick. I work with mentally ill, and even the annoying ones need friends, you'd be sshocked how good of people some of them are, besides how annoying they are.
>>685382139
Unfortunately he already knows where I live.
>>685378493
Exclude and ostracise someone from your church with mental disabilities. real Christ-like, asshole.
>>685382381
Well he certainly has plenty of friends. And I'd consider myself one of them. Perhaps I'm overreacting.
>>685378493
Have you tried accepting that your life is meaningless?
Just kill him then.
>>685382628
You are.
>>685382628
Are you guys going mini putting for your birthday?
Op, do you realize how many autistic fucks frequent this website? He's probably gonna show up at your house and shoot up everybody there after reading this thread.
Wouldn't you agree?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmbbnZNbV3Y
Here's one of his videos he made for school.
>>685383107
Here's hoping this is how it goes down.
>>685383120
oh shit nigga
>>685379439
Seriously op, you are indeed a faggot
>>685382500
Thanks dubs. Honestly i'm exaggerating for attention. I was the real faggot the whole time.
>>685378493
>Complains about guy having autism
>Goes to church
Holy shit.
His name on tha channel? Lets find him on fb and screen shit the thread so he knows what you think of him
>>685383120
You seem so sure of yourself and believe you're beyond reproach. I doubt you have the courage to reveal who you are.
>>685383704
Fucking kektic bro
>>685383756
he's a pastor's kid. those little faggots all think they're untouchable until they get raped by a pack of wild niggers.
>>685378493
Maybe he just wants a friend. Being overly-enthusiastic and very talkative is not antisocial.
Talking shit about someone on the internet is antisocial.
Nothing personal OP, but bear in mind that this guy is trying his best to make friends and be social. His best appears to be a laughable attempt, but at least he tries.
And go on that channel and check out his plans after highschool video. That voice...
>>685383704
>Zach Smith
>Quincy High School
>Youth Group
Global Rules
You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
OP you gave his utube channel to /b/
you told us he's in your youth group
you told us you're a pastor's son
...do you realize people are going to troll his channel and pretend to be you now? Or do you not give a shit?
>>685379138
This kid looks like a baller.
>op claims kids a faggot
>goes to church
https://plus.google.com/110573129235174977443
Here is his google gmail page. Should we email pics of this thread??
Mods please ban me. I've been a bad boy
>>685384295
>Quincy, MA
>>685384413
Oh God, what have I done
>>685384456
Nah Id feel bad for the kid. Op is the faggot here
>>685384681
Yes I am. Mods please 404
Emailing now sending proof soon
>>685383120
And you're beyond reproach, huh? Cool guy OP
>>685378493
>goes to church
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>685383704
Does anybody wanna take one for the team and post a link in the comments of his video?
>>685384681
Thats why I want this kid to confront him and remind him
>>685378493
Has this guy ever had a girlfriend, OP? Christ, and I thought nobody could be uglier than I am
>>685378493
You're supposed to be a Christian, and yet you're trying to get a group of people to fucking lance a mentally ill child.
Good job. Your god probably knows just what to do with you when you die.
Thankfully you religious folks dont actually believe any of that shit you spew, or you'd actually have to answer for your bullshit, am I correct?
>>685384838
Kek bump
>>685384413
This is an elaborate set up
>>685385049
Kek
>>685384909
Ah fuck. Guys, OP here. I don't care if I sound like a faggot saying this. Honestly I messed up. I don't beleive any of the stuff I said about this kid. Honestly I love him. I was just looking for attention and I take back everything I said. And if someone screencaps this thread and sends it to him and he's reading this, I'm sorry Zach, I didn't mean anything of what I said.
>>685382628
I get how annoying it is to put up with kids like this, but think about how much worse he has it. I mean for real he probably thinks you're so cool, and he wants to make you like him, and here you are making fun of him like an asshole, even getting him harassed by strangers on the internet.
>>685385186
na. nobody is that elaborate. OP just didnt think things through. hes only a youth after all
>>685385443
Too late, faggot.
>>685385443
Too late OP, it has already been sent.
>>685378493
Give em a break
>>685378493
He sounds like a chill dude
>>685385599
>>685385572
Sigh. Well at least send me a screen cap.
>>685385443
It's too late now.
Here i dont got a paint app on my ohine and needed to do it in a hurry so i just cropped it
i almost trolled OP but I decided to cut him some slack. Let's give OP a break this time /b/
>>685385443
Well, looks like you dont have to worry about inviting him to your birthday party now
>>685385443
It was nice bait bro.
>>685378493
Be nice, faggot. Grow the fuck up and stop giving people a hard time irl.
>>685378493
Oh boy, summer sure did start early this year...
All those before me who called you a faggot for going to church are correct.
You calling this poor guy a fag is like the pot calling the kettle a nigger.
How about grow the fuck up and dont be a whiney little bitch.
Try and empathize with him. Put yourself in his shoes. Imagine if you had a developmental dissorder that caused your brain to work in a different way than everyone else's. That made you "weird". How would you want to be treated? Like you're some kind of second class citizen?
Tl;dr don't be a douche.
Kill him
>>685385813
I was thinking the same, but fags already sent him the email.
To be fair, we don't know who OP is, so neither will Zach.
>>685385552
>nobody is that elaborate
Lurk moar.
>>685378493
>my church youth group
You've got it all fucked up OP, it's you that has severe aspergers.
You deserve it for going to church faggot, now you're stuck with him
I can't believe this shit still gets replies. Blatant b8 but you stupid cunts still fall for it. Fuck you people. Seriously.
>>685385552
He should find other youths and form a club and make catty remarks about decent people online
>>685385552
it's not even that elaborate, you dingus. This is exactly how you get faggots to go bug some other faggot.
This is one of the more stupid setups for the ruse but of course a few gaywads here will complete op's diabolical plan because it's friday and you guys are idiots.
>>685385998
MAYBE HES THE GUY HAVING A BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKING DETECTIVE..........
>>685379138
He just looks like a kid trying to fit in. We've all been there. Stop being such a faggot about it. If you don't like him, ignore him. You're going to have to learn to be around people you don't much care for. It's part of life. But hey, it's your party. You can cry if you want to.
>>685386109
>YOU
>MAD
>>685385998
OP said he was in his youth group, and that he's the son of a pastor. OP invited him to his birthday party. If he sees screen caps, he'll know its him, faggot.
>>685386109
What? Upset that 4chan isn't it's usual with 4 types of boring-ass threads getting all the attention, and now there's this one with replies? Kys faggot no one cares
>>685386368
>>685386234
God damn I'm dumb
>>685386109
>you wish this was a trap thread
>>685385810
So its done
>>685386313
Little bit
>>685386420
How is this not a usual type of thread?
>>685386569
Little bit
/thread
Nothing to see here folks.
OP here. I sent an apology to Zach.
OP is a bigger fag than ass burgers kid ever will be.
Why do we have shit threads like this? Can we get Spidey to tear this down? Hell I'd even take the fucking banana right now.
>>685386569
I do. Still a good thread even sans traps
>>685387047
I hope this is OP
>>685387047
Hah. Dude the fun hasn't even started yet. Wait till I find your friends facebooks. And then yours! This thread hasn't even begun yet OP!
>>685387279
How do I contact the moderators to delete this thread?
>>685387279
Sleep well, anon-kun
>>685387401
OP here. Please do if you can.
>>685387401
delete this thread and the shitstorm will really begin
>>685387401
once its on the internet it cannot be deleted
>>685386234
>>685386368
I dont buy that. OP must be someone who hates the pastor son and want it to make him look bad with this shit
>>685387401
it's called "the Streissand Effect" faggot. Since you're too young to know what the fuck that is, you should look it up because you're asking for it right now
OP here, I take it back. idc about this autistic fuck at all. Do your worse /b/. Booya. Fuck niggers too.
>>685387578
Prove it you sycophantic low IQ mongoloid Neanderthal
Let's play truth or dare, /b/
I double dog dare you to go on zach's latest youtube upload and say you're in his youth group and accuse him of touching girl's breasts without consent. GO.
This is the Steven Henkel thread all over again.
>>685380715
Then how many times has your dad tickled your butthole then?
Well I've learned my lesson. I'll never underestimate the powers of the internet again.
>>685386278
Fucking this
>>685378493
You're on /b/, half of us are just like this kid. Be nice and be his fucking friend.
I
God OP, how retarded are you. You're literally more retarded than this kid you talk about.
>>685387902
that's idiotic
>>685387717
oh shit Leonardo DiCaprio shutter island
OP here. PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM! PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD. I'M SERIOUS!
If this becomes public i won't live with the shame and ill walk in front of a car
i hope you realize you might be guilty of a suicide!
>>685383120
dat fucking smile :^)
Kek
OP is as stupid as Dank Meme Queen but actually got what was coming to him
>>685380131
>being this tuff on the Internet
>faggot?
indeed
>>685388433
Not me. I'm a pussy but not THAT much of a pussy.
OP here. You fools i'm actually Zam Smich and you all fall in my trap leleklelekek
>>685381661
Catholics were first
the only reason you protestant cucks exist is because King Henry VII wanted to fuck some other women and the Pope told him to fuck off
>>685388433
you realize, /b/ encourages suicide?
>>685380725
Hello newcomer
>>685388433
Make sure you stream it faggor
>>685388635
so how embarassed are you right now ?
>>685388433
You got your whole life ahead of you, OP. I've done shitty stuff and told /b/ about it only to be ripped apart by the internet autists here. You'll live, OP. Hell, you'll go off to college soon and no one will know you there. It gets better.
im sorry guys, i'm a pussy. I was wrong. what can i say to stop this?
life isn't worth living anymore!
im done, i'm going to walk in front of a car now
bye
I'm in charge here. I'm clearly the oldest [25] and been around the block more than you kids (2 years on heroin, 3 years on suboxone, 1 year on methadone, several years dealing party drugs, lots of work and life experience, slept in car for 2 cold Denver CO winters, and been through more than any of you little pencil dicks.
>I make the decisions here.
>I decide that OP is a self-conscious faggy ass loser and the kid in question is clearly balla of the year.
Grow the fuck up OP. Look around. Money says that kid is modest as fuck and is way better off than your cocky-for-no-reason ass, I'm sure he'd laugh at your ass if you even remotely mattered to him.
>>685379439
I tip my fedora to you my good sir.
>>685389392
Steve Case from New Jersey?
OP here. I'm no longer posting anything on this thread. I've been talking to Zach and we've worked things out. Any comments posted from here onward are not me. I know you all probably hate me for being a Christ fag but I think this experience has brought me closer to God than I've been in a while. God bless you all.
-Anon
>>685389371
It gets better, OP. No one will remember this in a month.
>>685389583
Nope. Jonathan R from Denver CO
>>685386113
Hmm like an image board... its so random though, maybe if I just name it random? I know /b/ thats really random, no one will think of it!
>>685390114
stop trying to impersonate me! you already know I admitted I can't talk to Zach, why are you doing this
>>685390114
You baited us good.
Cheers anon
OP here, that wasn't me. Zack and I have worked something out to keep quiet about this whole thing. Unrelated, but does /b/ know how to get rid of lockjaw?
>>685387820
The Fappening. Done.
>>685378493
so basically you think hes a dick because he has assburgers? i hope your mom dies of cancer and you aren't able to be with her during her final minutes.
>>685379138
getting pussy cuz yo bitch ass aint, niugga!
>>685390402
I wouldn't worry about it OP, most of the autists on this thread are just taunting, but aren't really doing shit.
just learn your lesson and from the looks of it, nobody's gonna turn you in. maybe next time you'll think before you post.
>>685380941
yeah this, you get out of youth when you stop being fucking youth. mods.
>>685383492
Dumbass thinks that's op
Poor op has to vent his frustration with life on someone he doesn't like because he's more mentally deficient therefor easy prey. Sad to see such an advanced species of primates unable to break their own vicious cycle of hatred over how another acts
