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bumps
So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist?
bumper
>>685379292
KEEP CHEWING
>>685378016
oh my god i feel sorry for that punk. that looks like it really hurt.
Who was the guy in the costume?
what is he wearing ?? fucking golden boi XD
>>685379906
Judge Dredd
is this the future ? :b
looks like a cos player wit a rubber hammer.
Since when can't you eat on the subway?
>>685379969
Samurai armor
>>685380333
check em
>>685380070
kek
>>685379292
The fuck are you on about? How is the behavior presented within ops image bad?
Fucking cunt got what was coming to him...
Id like to hear the story behind the sledge wielding samurai tho
Storytime faggots
>>685380268
Nigga it's pretty clear he lives in some backwards gook ass country where they eat dogs and run over babies
>>685378016
ummm wtf mate
http://sostrenews.com/mosul-iraq-isis-kills-25-prisoners-by-lowering-them-into-vat-of-acid/%0D%3Cbr%3E
>The Islamic State executed 25 prisoners by lowering them into a massive vat of highly corrosive nitric acid, according to Iraqi news reports.
>All 25 victims were executed on charges of spying in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul, the de facto ISIS capital in Iraq. The mass execution is the latest abhorrent method used by the terrorist group. Other executions include public beheadings, crucifixion, lighting caged prisoners on fire and running them over with tanks.
Who's got it?
>>685378016
HAHAHA
>>685378016
is that a bone coming out of his hand at the end?!
>>685378016
Why were the chinamen so mad at him just for eating seeds on the train? Why do they have vending machines at the station if you're not allowed to eat on the train? What if you're not finished when your train comes? If i did that in vietnam would an autist in a samurai outfit crack my skull with a hammer??
>>685380863
>
its fake dude
>>685380535
hash slinging hasher*
>>685378016
this is fake, has been proven to be acting. Nice rubber mallot you wanker !
>>685378016
The guy eating was kind of right though. Who gives a fuck? Moralfags just trying to look good. He's a badass.
>>685381104
They're mad because he's spitting the shells on the floor like an ingrate.
>>685380070
I think you mean Judge dledd
>>685378016
>>685381104
>>685381438
Probably because he was spitting them all over the floor like some sort of nigger.
>>685381438
Because he's spitting that shit all over the place like a nigger and telling everyone to fuck off when they politely ask him not to? Deserved.
>>685381914
Is this how they initiate you into a motorcycle gang?
>>685381914
Story?
>>685378016
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHER FUCKER
>685378016
http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/blog/shanghai-and-china/about-china/watch-what-happens-when-you-spit-melon-seeds-on-th-39328.html
>>685382435
>>685382514
He was caught in the act trying to steal a motorcycle.
>>685381914
Fucking Chinese wetbacks... just as bad as sandniggers.
>>685378016
And that, my friends, is why reenactors are god tier.
>>685378016
just a casual samurai in the subway
>>685381438
But people who don't want to live like niggers do care tho...
>>685378016
"Cue the the Rickroll music, because as our more discerning readers have figured out by now, this was all a publicity stunt. It was reportedly performed by a Xi'an film company, who made it to advocate more civilized behavior on the metro. Because what's more civilized than a man in gold plated armor reacting to a minor offense by taking a hammer to another guy's head like a meth-addled Super Mario. "
>>685383404
damn tyrehuggers
>>685378016
We need more people like this
>>685381427
prove it
>>685378016
> i was expecting the skinny dude to go bruce lee mode on that mofo as soon as they got up
>>685380535
>Fucking cunt got what was coming to him...
Yeah, because people should have their teeth knocked out for chewing seeds on the subway.
He was being a jackass but for all you know he'd just had the shittiest day of his life. That dude is not the same person who beat you up in middle school. Grow the fuck up.
>>685380535
it's fake
his using a rubber hammer
>>685379292
This is an anonymous image board where anyone from all walks of life can post.shit for all we know bill gates is a regular shit poster and Anita sarkeesan is an avid CP aficionado
>>685380462
roll
>>685384466
when a man desperately tries to reach inside a bag in the middle of a fight you can be damn sure he ain't just after a quick swig of milk. Darwin got this kid good and proper.
>>685384466
Fuck. Holy fuck. Good on the kid getting pushed for trying to not use the knife at first but goddamn use the knife as a threat, not to kill
>>685379292
>Preach to man children on /b/ that'll sure do somethingg
>>685384055
>>685384466
Good boy , thats how its done
>>685384466
Any context here?
>>685384055
You having a shitty day is no excuse to make others suffer.
>>685384055
They asked him repeatedly to stop, yeah it wasn't warranted for him to get his skull cracked,But this was karma at it's finest
>>685384055
>for all you know he'd just had the shittiest day of his life
Except the reason he gave was he was too lazy to care. And even if you are having a shitty day - no better way to make it shittier than pissing off literally everyone around you.
>>685384055
> Yeah, because people should have their teeth knocked out for chewing seeds on the subway.
No, because he was snarky and disrespectful to everyone around him.
>>685384976
Kid got stabbed. How sad, messed up etc...
>but MAYBE....when you pick a fight with someone or try to rob them, and you get stabbed...maybe you had it coming
>>685382953
Brazilians, dumb ass.
>>685385602
So everytime you are disrespectful to someone you should have your face beaten by a hammer wielding faggot
>>685384466
just when i lose all hope in rekt, you throw this masterpiece in my face, thank you
>>685386349
>pointing this out like it makes a difference
>>685385311
everyone should suffer. They should be beaten unconscious and thumbs pressed into their eyesockets until they're permanently blinded
>>685386540
>Dear Diary.
>mood: apathetic
>no one understands me
>>685383404
>we found your problem:
>a chink in your drivetrain
>>685380604
post the rest
>>685384055
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WETHER HE BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND OR LOST HIS JOB OR GOT DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER. HE WAS CHEWING SEEDS AND CURSING!! CHEWING. SEEDS. AND. CURSING. THAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING A HUMAN CAN DO, HITLER WOULD JEALOUS OF HIS EVIL GENIUS. OF COURSE HE SHOULD GET HIS JAW CRACKED OPEN AND LIVE THE REST OF HIS LIFE RETARDED LOOKING AND IN PAIN AND MISERY
>>685384466
I guess that was self defence, hope the killer wasn't sent to jail
>>685385172
Chin chonin
>>685387155
I'm all for a brutal stabbing no matter the situation but I'm pretty sure it ceases to be self defense when you have to chase someone down to "defend yourself"
wow, this discusion goes to show how fucking stale are these threads. through a new webm and anons are nerve gassing each other
>>685384466
damn, didn't see that coming
>>685384055
You are cancer. Keep chewing, faggot. See what happens.
>>685387594
*throw
> i need sleep
>>685387557
If he didn't want to get stabbed he shouldn't have bullied a kid with a knife.
>>685387384
That didn't help, but thanks.
>>685386972
amen, anon.
>>685378016
tfw a hammer and armor?????
>>685382062
Kek'd at the filename.
>>685380535
>got what was coming to him...
I agree, everyone on that train should have taken a turn stomping and kicking him
>>685378016
A fucking Hammurai from nowhere
>>685382514
Brazilians hate it when other Brazilians aren't dead.
>>685378016
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3598477/ISIS-execute-25-people-lowering-NITRIC-ACID-Iraqi-spies-tied-rope-dropped-vat-public-warning-others.html
We're is the FUCKING VIDEO /B/?
Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys?
>>685384466
That escalated slowly
>>685378016
Did he pick them up? I mean, that was the whole point...
>>685388311
yes, horrible things that aren't happening to me are hilarious
>>685388195
>do a flip
>>685388654
This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing.
>>685384466
>According to the briefing: 4 pm today, Eight Town Qiyang County, eighth grader away Deng Pan (male, 13 years old), New Street in the town road, was the suspect Yang Sheng (male, 15 years old), together with others, chopped to death with a knife
"Suspect?"
>>685388951
click on the puppy bitch
>>685388311
shut up faggot
>>685389081
i think its poorly translated
>>685389123
>>685389138
>>685389203
Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present.
>>685380604
Oh not this shit again...
>>685386392
>So everytime you are disrespectful to someone you should have your face beaten by a hammer wielding faggot
>>685388063
>Hammurai
>>685385602
>snarky and disrespectful
So I take it that if some random guy with a camera walked up to you and started telling you what to do you'd just bend over and say, "Yes, sir."
>>685385172
Yeah, a fucking street fight
Kid pulls out a knife, stabs the other kid
What are you expecting a fucking drama show?
>>685384466
China fucking scares me sometimes
I'm going there in a few weeks, wish me luck
>>685389188
stupid little niglets
>>685389788
This is why sometimes I wish I was an animal, so I can beat the shit out of police
>>685389805
Nigger he needs names, phone numbers, the reason the fight started, where it happened, both of their current situations, family members, dating profiles, dick lengths. You may not know this but he is 4chan, and 4chan is on the case.
>>685389385
here are some brown people getting blown up. Maybe that'll put you in a better mood
>>685389891
RIP
>>685390438
JESUS CHRIST
>>685390438
I've been had.
>>685390258
>filename
kek
>>685390663
What the fuck? Did he have a single pot meth still in there?
>>685389203
>playing it safe and taking a nap when tired
>>685390663
What exactly happened here? how was the fire started? doesnt seem like the guy realizes the car is on fire as he tries to sit back in
This one makes me chuckle. That guy is probably trying to get some pussy and hitting on that girl and she would have been fine if he hadn't sprayed her with gas
>>685389891
Good luck getting stabbed by a 15 Year old
>>685388129
>>685391227
Brain damage and combulsion
>>685390301
Lvl 99 bard
>>685390438
you sick fuck...
>>685386471
salty brazilian detected
>>685378016
I am. The Law.
>>685389987
calm down tyrone
>>685390301
>when you drop yo mixtape
>>685389444
check'd...
(puts sunglasses on)
...and rek'd
OHHHYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Do you know who the fuck that is??
You're looking at fucking Electroman!
>>685384466
What a pussy, basically starts the fight, gets the shit beaten out of him, then has to go for a knife
>>685389385
>>685391227
the police where called there because a nigger was threatening to harm himself by setting his car on fire.
>>685390301
The dude with the tambourine probably thought it was him at first perfect timing 10/10
>>685390438
you sick fuck
>>685391868
*ding*
food done
>>685389203
when it's late with your friends and mommy comes to the room so you play as sleeping
>>685389891
i hope u die u fucking faggot
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>685392013
The cat is obviously hitman in disguise.
>>685389396
wear a god damn fucking helmet, you shit
>>685389788
>waiting for the inevitable car to destroy him
>and then
my sides are in orbit
>>685392562
it's funny cos you took the time to write stuff that no one here will read
>>685378016
>You can't bleed here. If you want to bleed get off the train.
>>685392562
>>685392562
Pasta has always been stale.
>stupid fuck
>cheetoes
>C h e e t o e s
>t o e s
>e
>>685378016
> somebody chewing loudly in public
> attempt to cave their skull in with a hammer
ok.
>>685389188
Its a child fuck
>>685381438
>>685393086
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
>>685393071
ded?
>>685389188
>tramautized4lyfe.webm
>>685390438
I'm done with 4chan for the day.
>>685380604
>>685378016
This fucked me up
http://frtyd.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/DEFAULT
>>685389794
>Bird and mouse still alive
He force the bird down its throat or something?
>>685393218
8/10 did chuckle
>>685392608
>magicschoolbus.webm
>>685388311
I'm gonna need you to take your opinion, write it down on a piece of paper, and shove it reeeeeeeeeeal far in your ass
>>685384976
Nah, man, it's cool.
>>685393164
well that was unexpected
>>685389188
so pleasing...
>>685393726
WTF?
>>685393409
>and mouse
Holy crap, just noticed the tail.
>>685389662
oh shit
>>685389444
That's pretty cool. Also check'd
>>685393726
...wow
10/10
>>685390438
>>685390258
>and there's a little fire over there
>and a little fire for you...
>>685378016
http://theync.com/sick-the-new-multiple-isis-execution-video-from-south-yemen.htm
I actually feel bad for the last dude.
>>685394011
>>685393218
>doubles advocate
>stopped reading
>>685392713
any info on this?
>>685391752
>starts the fight
explain your reasoning for this statement pls
>>685387155
it's not self defense if you run them down and kill them.
Once the knife showed up, the other guy tried to run away. Chasing him down and killing him is murder.
favorite also cop did nothing wrong
>>685393569
>not calling it Beyblade
>>685394594
kek'd
>>685392790
>write stuff
>>685394573
>>685394615
>>685394652
>>685394666
>>685394725
>>685394797
>>685394790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
>>685385311
>Spitting seeds on the ground
>Dear god the humanity
>>685386770
kek
>>685389891
China has some of the lowest crime in the world, Asians in general have a fraction of any given crime that even whites have.
If you all want to be race realists then that's the truth.
>>685386937
Underrated as fuck
>>685393164
>Dat moment when shirt dance class pay off
>>685393687
deserved
>>685393071
>>685393225
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9a3_1433331048
Yup. Embarrassing way to go.
>>685389444
Motherfucker must gave opened the Ark of the Covenant.
>>685394987
the music makes it better
>>685393281
This isn't a you laugh you lose nigger
>>685389657
it's a Rick & Morty joke. Calm down.
>>685386937
>>685394880
what animal is that?
>>685395471
b-but one punch knock out
>>685393390
>>685395596
seal and hawk I believe
>>685394565
If I was there I would have started pushing through too. Then all the other cars start to follow and a bunch of faggots are left on a moving highway.
>>685394619
it was at the hajj
>>685392562
yes
>>685393326
>>685393164
that guy that barely avoids the truck and just keeps dancing without flinching is the best thing ever
>>685392669
But don't you know that wearing a helmet is for dweebs?
Fish wins
>>685395813
Does that thing have a bag of chips in its mouth?
>>685388195
freehat/10
>>685390301
>hakimsmagicdrum.gif
>>685395231
This is well known, it's probably due to how strict parents are and a society that revolves around respect and honor
>>685393225
yes
>>685391413
fucking lost it
>>685389987
If you're black, then you're ready to go.
>>685395491
confirmed fake
>>685396008
I think so
>>685379906
the hammerai
>>685395231
Who you callin retarded?
>>685395955
What is it?
>>685393569
gotta go fast
![tumblr_n49oh5we3H1sm6pw2o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gw3zeT5.jpg "tumblr_n49oh5we3H1sm6pw2o1_500[1].jpg")
>>685395726
rly?
>>685393071
info?
>>685394005
dark souls 3 really rocking the good graphics.
