ITT: We live in a house together.
nigger
>>685377883
you're the nigger
Fuck. Sorry.
>>685377816
Go to the basement I wanna show you something
>>685377816
Shotty sleeping in same bed as op
Sounds like a plan OP. You can be the nigger.
>>685378030
How old are they?
>>685378030
Okay, if it's dead bodies I accept.
Somebody stole some of my milk...
>>685378048
We have a bunch of rooms.
>>685378168
Sorry.
What do you guys want for dinner?
>>685378168
I gotchya a new jug
>>685378385
For me, some steak.
>>685377816
>>685377816
Welcome to the /b/rothel. Posts ending 66 69 99 and 00 are giving head.
I get an erection and run into the wall so hard that I poke a hole in the wall
>>685378594
No.
>>685378594
Who gives the blowjobs?
>>685378653
It's fine.
Who left the FUCKING toaster oven on?
>>685377816
Would you wash your fucking dishes!??
>>685378385
Lets get some takeout.
>>685378812
I need my pizza pockets!
>>685378002
Hey guys, this woman wants to move in with us.
She says she plays in some indie band.
What do you say?
>>685378894
You wash yours first, dipshit.
>>685378812
I only had a little bit of jew and didn't wanna use the big oven
>>685379027
meh.
>>685377816
I changed the wifi password, here's my dick, suck for it
>>685379623
I ain't sucking your dick. Tell me the new password or i shovel you and put you in the pile of dead bodies.
>>685379623
I just plugged directly into the back of the router, I'll fix it in a bit guys
Someone's package from Crunchyroll just came in the mail.
It's on the counter.
I'm black, can I come in.
Who keeps pouring my chocolate milk down the goddamn sink?!
>>685379983
Wonder what that is.
>>685379623
>>685379790
Stop fighting, faggots. I'm trying to sleep here
>>685380060
>>685380124
But I have the finest whores with me.
>>685380060
More importantly, how do I open the drain so that I can drink that shit?
Is it okay if I throw a party tonight?
>>685377816
I got banned in this type of thread two weeks ago...
>Pic related
Ok, new rule. If you didn't buy the snack, you don't get to open the box and you don't take the last one. For fuck's sake, I'm broke and all I wanted was a delicious creme filled Little Debbie oatmeal pie. My night is ruined.
I just made a cup of coffee too.
>>685380190
Go to sleep before i shovel you too.
>>685380287
you're dumb
stop posting pony shit you faggot
Hiss. Mr. President. Your summoned to the underground base. Hiss hissss
>>685380049
Fuck off nigger
>>685380400
Fuck you, I'm sleeping on the porch
Remodeling time, bitches. We /robiehouse/ now.
>>685380569
Ooh, nice.
Can I save that?
>>685380443
Anime is still banned tho
WHO ATE THE LAST OF THE TENDIES!?
>>685380668
okay.
>>685380655
It's all yours, friendo.
>>685380563
gotdam porch monkeys
>>685377816
FYI if you noticed the poop on the stairs...that was me, also I used all the honey
>>685380687
Dunno.
>>685380748
Fine and fine.
>>685380289
i'm sorry... i saw my girlfriend hanging out with a nigger and i really needed something to take my mind off it.
Alright! Who fucking left a used condom inside the toilet.
>>685380925
Idk, but I left one in my butthole.
>>685380925
>/b/
>USED condom
At least be a LITTLE realistic.
>>685380750
You son of a bitch, I knew it was you.
>>685381019
Mr Slave?
>>685377816
if you could stop fucking banging the cupboards at 3am every night when you get up to eat something that would be great.
>>685381142
IT WASN'T ME!
>>685378030
We're all in the basement already on our computers.
>>685381166
No, my is Mr. Fluttershy
>>685381267
no.
>>685381129
are you saying /b/tards aren't all homos who are into traps now?
>>685378945
Why? So you can misplace your wallet? You mooching cunt.
Y'all wanna watch a movie later?
>>685378002
/thread
>>685381525
Brokeback mountain
>>685381323
Ok then. We'll, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this and I don't give a fuck who is at the top. No one understands me anyway, no one but my waifu.
Hey guys.....did, ah, somebody order a pizza? Because, there's a fuckin' pizza delivery fuckwad at the front door. And I didn't order a fuckin' pizza. And I'm not payin' for it.
Guys?
Guys?
>>685378689
Whoever is unemployed.
Careful, one of the Nesquik jars has my dog's ashes. Hate for you to get chocolate in your ashmilk
>>685381660
Your waifu is shit.
>>685381750
Oh shit, that was me but I have no money
Who keeps cumming on the walls? It fucking stinks like San Francisco in here.
WIPE DOWN YOURS LOADS!
Going to the gun shop, anyone need any guns or ammo while I'm out?
>>685381750
I did but he had strict orders to come to my room without knocking. Tell him to go back and send another one who isn't illiterate
>>685381750
I ordered but seem to have misplaced my wallet now??
>>685381843
Y-YOUR JUST JEALOUS
Did somebody leav- OH JESUS FUCK.
>>685381645
I'll run down to Blockbuster and rent it out.
>>685382028
Double barrel shotty, please.
What are we gonna do on the bed onii-chan?
>>685381750
Just use the poo stick, he'll go away
>>685382210
Blockbuster, da fuck Nigga. That shit gone
>>685382028
Get me a box 105mm HE please
>>685382028
Just ammo... I got school in the morning.
>>685377816
sup guys. hey im gonna just lock myself in my room. with a shotgun. dont look inside if you here a bang
>>685382157
Oh, Christ. Who the fuck set a baby on fire? Why is there a baby here? Where do babies come from?
One of you motherfuckers is going to jail for this, and it sure as shit is not going to be me.
>>685382439
okay bud, sleep tight
>>685382439
Don't kill yourself. We know your life is shit, but we can help.
>>685381901
My bad. I don't know where I put my socks.
>>685382439
im coming in onii-chan
>>685382282
Benelli? . Over/under or side by side?
protip: over under only acceptable answer.
>>685380228
you fucking mutie
OH SHIT ITS THE PURGE. *TAKES OUT GUN*
who the fuck touched my ice cream?!?!?, i swear Nigger if it was you I'm finally gonna lynch your black ass
i haz bunny
>>685382373
Sure thing
>>685382437
caliber?
WHO SET THE COMPUTER'S BACKGROUND TO CP?! GUYS COME ON
>>685382439
[spoiler]*BAM*
>>685382687
Side by side.
>>685382757
dies of anal tearing after 13.2 minutes of beeing out of sight
Can you guys shut up, I'm trying to jerk off here. Also, how long do I have to tie this belt around my arm for "the stranger" to work?
>>685382028
.308 man, always more .308
Need to feed the SCAR
>>685382439
Nothing like a little alone time and Vitamin Pb to get over those heroin withdrawals.
>>685382746
Oh, I'm sorry. Was this your ice cream, baby?
>>685382839
Whoops not again...sorry guys.
>cheap party sound system
>CRAAAWLIN IN MY SKIIIIIIIIN
>>685382849
Gonna give up a $3k over under for a side by side? I'ts my treat bro.
>>685382839
MODS. MODS...oh wait..
>>685383072
Put the belt around your neck. Attach the top of the belt to the exposed beam in your room. Step off chair. Profit. Also, please take a picture.
>>685383094
yes, fuck off, bitch
>>685383219
Fine, over under.
Guys, I just googled some red rooms on Bing, I think we might be in trou-
>>685383094
that's not how you eat ice cream. You're wasting it, wtf.
>>685383094
No grills allowed in our virgin house, piss off !
>>685382757
*BAM* and now i shot the bunny
>>685382789
Make two boxes. Some sandniggers just moved in across the street...
>>685383303
Hmm, I've heard that makes the orgasm much better, I guess it's worth a try.
>>685383443
YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN
HURRY EVERYONE! GET A WEAPON!
>throws a bunch of weapons in the ground
>>685383072
>>685377816
FUCK YA
does anyone else think the scariest thing in the world in candle jack, because i certa...
>>685383598
I'll take this!
>>685383628
You're a very scary lady, please leave.
>>685383799
Turn it.
>>685383563
Ok, I'll pick up a couple of grenades too then. I still have my type 11 licence FFL.
>>685382028
I'll just have some snacks from there
Because I wanna bite the bullet
guys, care if I put my new poster up in the living room?
>>685383799
Can I have it when you're done?
After a month of being locked in the bathroom fapping to this, I will an hero.
>>685383827
>>685384061
MODS B& THIS NIGGER
>>685383598
Catches an ak74 of the air,
Theese niggers aint get us bro !!
Guys, not to be that person, but can we lock our doors when we masturbate to CP? It's a bit awkward to accidentally spot you and then accidentally finish you and swallow your cum, just a reminder. Thanks : ^)
Shitters clogged. It was like that when I went I there, so I just went on top of it.
>>685384061
banned
Come on guys. Being lazy is one thing, but this is just unhealthy. We clean this shit tonight. You fuckers can stop playing wow and masturbating for 2 hours tonight.
>>685384427
Unclog it.
Hey guys my friend Ahmed Mahbed is staying tonight before I drop him off at the airport. Don't worry about space he said everything he needs is on his chest. Crazy motherfucker only bought a one-way ticket too, fuckin Ahmed, what will he do next?
>>685383598
allahu akbar
>>685384403
Sure thingy man, and please lock the bathrom door wen you are doing some gay anal shit with your new dildo.
Thnx ;)
>>685384695
Thnxz xd xd xd
hey guys, wanna learn a neat trick?
>>685384560
alright, but you have to tuck me in to bed for a week
>>685385360
screw you, im not sucking your dick again!
>>685384602
can i board?
>>685385514
That was so last week, I'm changing it up for the weekend.
STOP LEAVING YOUR DIRTY PLATES NEXT TO THE COUCH, THEY ATTRACT COCKROACHES
>>685385669
i wish...
>>685385528
He said you have to declare a jihad against America? I don't know, he's been kind of a dick lately tbh
There's a sniper! Take co-
Hey guys, why is there a hobo chained up in the basement in a dog cage?
>>685386161
fag
>>685386443
Fuck he's here t...
>>685386679
don't let him loose!?
>>685386882
Was that a question?
help! there's a spider in here
>>685386326
no, im just suicidal
Can't we get along and trade porn?
>>685386443
wait theres a wha-
>>685379919
Our savior. Now, who masturbated on my toenail collection?
>>685386957
no more of surprise
don't you know hobos spread diseases through biting???
>>685388558
I had no idea......oh this? No it's not a bite mark. I just, uh, fell.
>>685381525
Can we watch Alice in Wonderland? You know, the animated one. ://3
>>685388837
im down