Guys I need movie suggestions. What should I watch tonight /b/ ?
you faggots... let go of your dicks for once...
watch Norbit, that movie about niggers.
/thread
eddy belonged on stage doing stand up, instead hes doing shitty movies..
Baytown Outlaws or Gummo
http://streamallthis.is/movies/
Chappie
Smokey and the bandit
John wick
>>685376729
You can't go wrong with any thing by Bruce Campbell.
>>685378070
trying to stay away from watching a movie with the ugliest bitch in the world in it, but thanks.
>>685376729
The Thing 1982 version
>>685378408
one of my favorites
Layer Cake
>>685378362
I think ive seen everything Bruce did
>>685376729
Comet
>>685378518
i hated it
Suddenly or 25th hour. Suddenly is on archive.org
All Lord of The Rings extended trilogy
>>685378360
urgh
>>685378194
seen all of em too many times
4 Rooms. Fucking classic
pulp fiction
Heaven almighty i think a computer might do a better job of proving I'm not a robot than I do. Case in point...
>>685378771
who hasn't seen em?
The machinist
>>685378925
looks like a chickflick
>>685379090
it was good
>>685379230
No no no my good man. Robert Rodriguez. Tarrentino Eli roth. Banderas.
>>685379206
don't forget your drank today...
>>685379382
4 directors total. Each room has a different director so you gets 4 different styles of movie in one
>>685376729
Kung fu hustle GET IT WATCHED
>>685379382
i might then
>>685377887
Whatever pays the bills I suppose.
Should've stopped with the Beverly hills cop movies tho.
>>685376729
Donnie Darko
Troll 2, the incredible bulk or the room
>>685379689
i am intrigued..
>>685379792
exactly
>>685379920
seen too many times
twilight , the full series,
it's an awesome love story / horror
>>685376729
OP
OP
EVERYONE
>a serbian film
Most fucked up movie youl ever see. Banned in most countries
>>685379929
Tralier here
One of my favourite movies it's so fucking ridiculous and awesome.
https://youtu.be/VSfJZ6B4P6Y
>>685378925
this guy knows whats up. very underrated film
>>685380157
>"new born porn"
Sickest movie iv seen
>>685376729
American Beauty
>>685379923
the room 2006 or 2003, both look rather bad
the incredible bulk?
troll yourself 2...
>>685380341
Thanks.
Midnight cowboy
>>685380153
yes i will watch sparkling necro pedo zoophile vamp teen movies from a bitch who made a series of book ripping off trough the looking glass and alice in wonderland into teeny crappy books...
Shivers by David Cronenberg
original title:
>Orgy of the Blood Parasites
pic unrelated
>>685380157
seen it, i don't get shocked much, it wasn't bad tho, its a rather good thriller, not for weak hearts.
the ends is really sad.
>>685380199
i luff your images you add to your posts!
>>685380697
i liked it
>>685381068
Thankin you
>>685376729
Interstellar
Watch Jack of the red Hearts, made me cry like the massive pussy I am.
>>685381389
best movie I have seen in years
Spy Kids
>>685381762
i dont hate rodrigez... but no.
>>685380843
i like homemade pasta... movie looks creepy enough to try.
>>685381583
this
I think it's my favorite movie
the plot, cast, soundtrack and effects are just too damn good
>>685382161
i might
>>685380157
Ridiculous movie
Ichi the Killer
Surprisingly worth it.
>>685382585
is already on my list
>>685382585
Afterward watch Visitor Q then conclude the trilogy with The Great Yokai War
has anyone seen Martyrs, 2008, french movie.
>>685383069
thanks for bringing me movies i never heard of before
>>685383146
Yes, that shit went places I hadn't expected.
Dirty Pretty Things
Actually turned out to be a pretty good movie
>>685382161
It is definitely in my top 5 anon, agreed
>>685382261
You really should anon, it is definitely worth your time
Feed or A serbian film,
>>685383529
as an artist, i can see how scripts are constructed, so i see cheap plots coming from a mile away, i see the underlayers of 3d cgi stuff in my head, prop tricks and what not, so i have a hard time enjoying movies, makes me difficult to be impressed, i love to be surprised, i love the unexpected.
>>685383547
the with Audrey Tautou? i think i saw it
>>685383964
saw serby, feed is intriging
>>685384048
As an artist, you're a faggot
>>685384048
>as an artist
fuck you
>>685384210
Yeah. Organ harvesting, illegal citizens, in a hotel
The Audition, great feel good family movie. Just make sure the kids stay awake till the credits to at the end.
>>685384454
>>685384500
i don't see whats wrong with being an artist. i have no idea about faggotry tho.. maybe you two can tell me if its good?
>>685384500
watch my asshole pulsate
Disconnect
>>685384048
Shut up faget
Shutter island
Anarchy Parlor was terrible acting but decent film
>>685384835
butt i have so much better to do...
>>685384774
There is nothing wrong with being an artist. There is something wrong with starting as sentence so pretentiously. As an artist, kindly fuck off
>>685384851
hey.. you do what you want... i don't care.
Chinatown
>>685384944
make me
Drive
Gattaca
The Maltese Falcon
>>685384679
takashi... name is familiar
>>685385229
No U
>>685384048
>as an artist
As a classically trained artist i've never heard of or met any other artist who can't lose themselves in a story.
Knowing how everything is put together doesn't detract or distract from cinema.
That's like saying paintings are boring because you can mix paint
>>685385348
seen em
>>685385479
i don't want to make you shut up, i'd rather watch you waste your time.
>>685385348
>Drive
Shit-tier
>Gattaca
God-tier
>The Maltese Falcon
Meh-tier
>>685384048
>>685385560
As an artist, it looks like you just got owned bruh
>>685385741
OK u winz
>>685385593
Ben Hur
Spartacus
Airplane!
>>685385953
SciFi Fetishist.
>>685385953
love the picture, i didint like gattaca much, but i liked the falcon.
Ip man
>>685378676
You have shit taste.
Stop watching movies immediately.
The running man
>>685386173
>Ben Hur
Epic-Tier
>Spartacus
God-tier
>Airplane!
Shit-tier
>>685386235
Gattaca was great because it was not a science fiction story, told in a science fiction setting, imho.
>>685386581
it was trash, kys
>>685376729
just got finished watching The Big Short. 9/11 would definitely recommend.
>>685386741
You take that back about Airplane! you son of a bitch I will fucking enter you.
>>685385986
owned?, how, im just a difficult audiance because im immersed daily in artistic processes. when you can see the building blocks of a story and see most cheap plots
and bad twists coming cause they are so over used in movies, it dulls things up.
>>685385560
i can lose myself in a good story
>>685386151
im not competitive. i really don't care. waste more time...
>>685387077
anyone talking shit about Airplane! is an automatic autist.
>>685387077
Airplane was a shitty movie for so many reasons... quite possibly the worst Leslie Nielson movie ever made.
>>685387077
Checked.
>>685386173
Too soon.
>>685386581
tastes are different for everyone, i don't follow orders.
>>685387451
Is there a BEST?!?! Spy Hard
>>685387451
you are severely retarded I presume?
Sci-fi? Sci-fi.
Westworld
No Blade of Grass
Omega Man
Soylent Green
Quiet Earth
Kin-Dza-Dza
The Bed-Sitting Room
A Boy and His Dog
Logan's Run
Dead Man's Letters
Stalker
On The Beach
Metropolis
Just Imagine!
Beyond the Time Barrier
THX 1138
You Are a Widow, Sir
Silent Running
>>685387611
>>685386741
Sci-fi is more of a setting than a genre. I'm having difficulty coming up with examples to the contrary.
>>685387174
What sort of art do you make exactly, what is the artistic process that keeps you from being able to enjoy movies?
>>685388014
The point I was making is that the basic story could have been told in many other settings. It was not dependent upon the sci-fi setting, but it didn't detract either.
>>685388134
i do 3d graphics, graphic design, ilustrations, paintings, , publicity, marketing, corporative, sometimes movie props., my problem is i can't stop analysing everything i see, its compulsive.
>>685388561
Have you seen Comet?
>>685387949
I've never heard of these what the fuck are these shit tier movies
>>685388724
i have not, but i liked Mr robot tv series so far, i'll look into it
>>685388014
The genre part comes in when you examine the subject matter, most easily identified as speculative material dealing with science, it's advancement, the philosophy, and the settings it puts people in.
Also, this is why it lends itself well to comedy.
Sci-fi?
Dark Star
Phase IV
Zardoz
The Man Who Fell to Earth
La Jetee
A Plate of Spinach
Andromeda Strain
>>685388763
>never heard
>shit-tier
Sounds like a valid opinion.
o brother, where art thou
or
donny darko
>>685388561
what sort of movies have you liked in the past? what would you consider to be your favorite movie?
>>685389152
i enjoyed both
One flew over the cuckoos nest
Clockwork orange
Easyrider
>>685388535
The THEME didn't require sci-fi. However, a movie about genetically perfect humans, and a normie who wants to go to space, DOES require a sci-fi setting.
>>685389075
never heard of cause they're shit tier is what I mean you silly goose
>>685387949
>Omega Man
Ok-tier
>Soylent Green
Mythic Tier
>Logan's Run
Cheese-whiz Tier
>Metropolis
Original Tier
>THX 1138
Best in List, Titan Tier
>Silent Running
Meh Tier
>>685389042
I would highly recommend it, it's kinda hard to read, I think you would enjoy it
Ny I Love You
Blue is the Warmest Color.
>>685389374
You've never heard of it because you are 12 and what is this?
>>685389841
Nah because I don't watch old movies
>>685389886
Wow it's summer in here
>>685389886
Again, because you are 12 and what is this?
>>685389993
Summer because I'd rather watch movies in color?
Alright genius
>>685389211
favorite, that's a hard one, man bites dog (c'est arrivé près de chez vous), city of lost children (la cité des enfant perdus), the girl with the dragon tattoo(not the american version), fight club, the first saw movie, american psycho, le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain (Amelie), Requiem for a dream,
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>>685389374
no i got what you meant, i just dismissed your opinion for what it was
ignorant, in the most literal sense of the word
sci-fi?
In the Dust of the Stars
The Savage Planet
Burst City
New Rose Hotel
A Clockwork Orange
Black Moon (sorta)
Brazil
Cherry 2000
They Live
Voyage to the End of the Universe
The Running Man
The Last Starfighter
Tetsuo The I-Ron Man
Pi (sorta)
Panic in the Year Zero
Omega Doom
Enemy Mine
>>685390217
Man Bites Dog is a great film, but I must opine that the rest of your selection is high-school tier.
>>685390189
You do realize most of those movies weren't just in color, they were in Technicolor, which is color +1
>>685389211
and i really really liked The big lebowsky and Fargo
>>685389886
That's a shame, I find that newer movies focus less and less on the dialogue which sort of spells an end for great movies like The Network and My Dinner with Andre.
>>685390484
aaaand movies nowadays are in 4k, what's your point?
>>685390448
U forgot the navigator
>>685390217
Mr. Nobody is a pretty decent film if you haven't seen it, its on Netflix. Has Jared Leto in it
Memento
>>685383146
I've seen it several times. it does a good job of jamming needles into the audience, particularly the squeamish and it makes you want to drink yourself to sleep afterwards but the movie itself isn't really good.... acting is shit, concept is purely sadistic but underdeveloped and ending tries to be a thought provoking twist but comes off retarded. 4.5/10 worth a skim
>>685390631
I agree that newer movies kind of suck ass
>>685390653
>>685390217
WOW, a complete list of the most pretentious movies known to the English speaking world. However, I'm surprised you didn't throw in some Kubrick.
>>685390448
you can choose what you like, you either do or don't and those movies i could lay back and enjoy.
loved enemy mine, the fuck is high school tier?, i have 2 tiers, good and bad, and ive enjoyed movies in both tiers...
>>685390653
Number if pixels isn't a measure of good a movie is, if you are unsure what this means, see Gods of Egypt, dumb-fuck
>>685390950
Any attempt to move away from the mainstream is considered pretentious. It's a shame really, just form your own opinions and stop following the crowd and maybe you will understand that Kubrick make's some pretty decent movies one day.
>>685390669
The Navigator (sorry)
Le Dernier Combat
Johnny Mnemonic (A personal favorite, stems from a William Gibson short story, whose books influenced tabletop games like Cyberpunk 2020)
Hell Comes to Frogtown
Hardware
Four-Sided Triangle
Futureworld (decent sequel)
Forbidden Planet
Five (The inspiration behind Tenpenny Tower in Fallout 3)
Cronos
All I really have left is cheese. Sci-fi?
>>685391134
much as you claim to categorize movies by tropes/plot devices i tend to categorize people by their movie taste, and as it so happens most of those are indicators of a high-school-tier-mentality (which would explain your arrogance)
>>685390688
i was one day flipping chanels and ended on the ending of that movie and it ruined it for me, i have to wait until i forgot about it...
>>685391205
kek the best looking shit-tier movie in the world, Gods of Egypt
>>685390950
Honestly, for watch ability reasons Aline, I far preferred 2010 to 2001
>>685391360
what about Gattaca?
>>685390699
oh you. hahaha..
>>685391484
It'd already been talked about so much in the thread I just spared it the attention.
Great film, genuinely interesting plot, very well acted, but I can't bring myself to rewatch it.
>>685391205
>Nobody cares
>(you)
fucking retard kek
>>685391393
That is a fucking shame man, I would still recommend Comet and Interstellar, I haven't seen many movies I have enjoyed in the past few years but those I both considered genuinely good movies
>>685376729
Anything Brian de palma, oliver stone or Quentin wrote but did not direct.
>>685391262
Yeah, none of these movies: >>685390217
are enjoyed by the mainstream.
Kubrick is a beautiful bore.
>>685390950
why are they pretentious? im not much of a kubrick fan.
>>685391037
liked it
>>685391405
I can't believe I watched the whole thing. Thank God I didn't turn my phone off, cause without candy crush I would fell asleepz
>>685383069
Miike
>>685391684
Omg, what the fuck was Quentin thinking with that last one...
>>685391836
so many pixels though
>>685391720
why should i enjoy just mainstream stuff?, i like to be surprised, left feild stuff, challenging stuff.
>>685391963
My friends and I have taken to pronouncing his name as Mike, with an elongation of the I.
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>>685391360
i guess I'll just list films then
inb4: wes anderson is bad
Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Royal Tenenbaums
Nora Inu
Thirst
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
Cross of Iron
Memories of Murder
Man Bites Dog
Glen and Randa
Delicatessen
Deathstalker (Fantastic high-fantasy cheese with four movies to boot)
Grumpy Old Men (1 and 2)
Riki-Oh (The Story of Riki)
12 Angry Men
Drunken Master (80's version)
Bunker Palace Hotel (the actual inspiration behind Tenpenny Tower, the other one was for a vault in New Vegas)
Un Chien Andalou
The Man in the White Suit
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
and can i just say that 2001: A Space Odyssey was the biggest piece of contrived shit to ever drip out of kubrick's ass
>>685392081
I know rite? I bet it wins the BAFTAs and the kids choice awards
>>685391360
categorize me?, i don't wear labels.... i don't fit in your boxes....
>>685392421
BAFTA's for days man, it's got that guy has sex with his sister on that one show in it
>>685392373
Wes Anderson makes my clit hard
>>685391651
you speak for everyone, can everybody confirm this? or are you looking for attention... pathetic..
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>>685392457
it's weird that it only applies to people and not film/art/music for you, how convenient
Cannibal the Musical
Gangs of New York
Dance of the Drunk Mantis
Battle Royal
Camp 731
Snake in the Eagle's Shadow
i can't think of anymore someone else do this
Whelp, this thread is officially up its own ass. Later guys
>>685392746
you're cussing right he does
>>685392604
Pic related?
>>685391360
your the arrogant one claiming and categorizing tiers of movies for everyone.. you either like a movie or you don't. you can't decide for others, douche.
>>685393127
Just thinking about going to a new Wes Anderson film floods my gusset
>>685392373
good movies in those, and many i have too look up
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>>685393371
you're
and to be quite honest the deficiency here is yours considering i didn't give any indication to whether or not i thought any of the films were binary good/bad, and to think that art operates in black and white is again your own shortcoming not mine
insults aren't flattering either
>>685376729
Requiem for a Dream
>>685393585
at your own risk, some of those are favored through goggles of nostalgia
>>685376729
>The Truman Show
>Lord of War
>The Cobbler
>Amityville Horror
>>685393888
the truman show is really good
>>685393888
Lord of War is a really polarizing film for me, as much as I love it's presentation, the way the movie eases you into the plot, and the overall idea, I just feel that it peters off towards the end with a predictable close.
However, The Truman Show is god-tier. Carrey at his best.
>>6853924
when did i label movies?, i can like or not like everyone else, can't i? why does this have to be a debate? i couldnt care less what you like or not, i only asked people to give me good movie suggestion, but you have to detract so far as to imposing your views on everyone and talking shit if i don't think like you... how ordinary.. you know, i'm sorry for how I underestimated how I overestimated you in every way i can think of. even more sorry ever answering anything you said., but im done now.
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>>685394430
>why does this have to be a debate
Uh... B-Because you started arguing with our opinions?
>underestimated
>overestimated
Trying to find the right word to stroke your ego eh?
>>685394100
Truman show was the only movie Carey acted in
>>685394705
eternal sunshine was good too actually man
>>685394705
Comedy is acting just as much as any other genre, my friend. Literally one of the three principal dramatic forms in Greek theater.
>>685394807
that one got to me. not to watch when you just broke up from a long relationship.
>>685394807
I forgot that one
>>685394928
Comedy is acting, slapstick is vaudevillle
i think i have plenty of suggestion for today, thanks
>>685395168
Have you never watched a Charlie Chaplin film? What about the Great Dictator?
What about The Comedy of Errors? That's shaking spears, bro.
Slapstick goes all the way back to Aristophanes, it's just different names.
>>685395578
>>685395578
the great dictator is fucking phenomenal
>>685393888
i never liked any of the amityville movies, and they keep making a new one every year, i don't understand why they can't make a good one.
>>685396276
chaplin was great, modern times was my favorite
>>685396224
Well, I hope I didn't offend. I tried to have discourse as politely as possible.
>>685396276
The contrast between the speech and the rest of the film sets such a tone for the entire film that I've never been able to get out of my head.
>>685378362
Humphrey Bogart is right.
>>685396667
That speech still gives me goosebumps, just seeing this guy who is normally so silly thrust into a roll like that, and then even he knows what is going on in the world is wrong. I love it
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RIDING THIS THREAD INTO THE GRAVE
>>685396276
>>685396517
We already established in dis here thread, if it ain't got 4 Googleplex pixels, and 4 bagillian colorz it isn't a movie
>>685376729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LGzRXr8yj4
>>685397107
>>685376729
Porn
>>685376729
Spongebob the movie, the original with David hasselhoff
The Godfather
>>685397537
Springtime, for Hitler, and Germany
>>685397488
porn scripts, makes me no
>>685397568
Actually a thoroughly entertaining film
>>685376729
This and only this
http://frtyd.com/go/LrMA_bAaEj/DEFAULT
>>685397568
>>685376729
hardcore henry.
the finisher move is the best,
