She has a boyfriend but flirts with me tons. I'm so confused /b/.
Dubs decides what I say.
If this thread gets me laid you lads will get a internet in return.
Yo nigga you lit as shit lemme put dat pussy in a sarcophagus
Honestly. I really, really, like your photos. I would love to go out for dinner and then "some" ;)
>>685374319
Look girl, I wanna lay some pipe in your hot fanny. I'll cum like a stallion and you'll love me forever. Let me taste that vj. My friend says you're retarded, but them titties ain't retarded. Ay lmao
>>685374319
i'm a nigger
>>685374319
ay bby u want sum fuk?
What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I’ll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I’ve been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu’um and I’m the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Thu’um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, milk drinker.
>>685374319
Yes iiii
Mc smally yeah dats ma name, guna go by da flow gonna play the game,
guna rol the dice, once or twice
pushin an a feelin nice, u got me, u got me rushin the maa
bit a bad boy , pull up the shots so we cum dancing down
Yes i , pass us the mike, hold on tight bit a bad boy,
guna feel alright, its the mc smalley 1 2 3
Sh'all goin out to the prest lee... ye is wicked
hummin n a bum n a kickin the bass, mc smalley gunna win this race
i'm the best mc to walk on this globe,
wanna jump on the mike im 11 years old
M c smally yes i am the best, if u dont no im from the north west
Yes 1 , cumin on hyper cumin on strong
Prest lees bad boys with our guns, we'll blow ya liver n blow ya lungs
Yes wicked
cumin up again yes iii
b a m we got the bassline, so curse lee dont mess with us
dont give one out cos i am da buzz, 1 bad boy aint gonna do this
hard-er-ly ever ever they take the piss
Yes iiiii
U no the sound inside rock to the beat rock to the bassline
ye is wicked
all u mcs get ready for me , its the mc small from prest lee one fuckin
mc
is to the mike, yeah nice and easy cos i live a life thats smokin free
dont wanna head and a dont wanna beat
cos dont give me a hoe naa give me a lite while smokin another
pne time bad boys through out this mc , ride with the beat while rockin
with me
ye jump up the right maa son, lose to the DJ , hold my grand check
one time bad boys thruout this mc, ride with the beat while rocknig with
me
check check live an direct, lose to the man muthat fuckin hit... yes
wicked
cumin up agen, DJ bad boy ride with him, ride with him. ride with the
riddim.
dont give it him when they cumin on nuttin, mc smally yeah thats ma name
jump ump ump i go like a plane, yes iiii, siii to that. hus at the mc yes
i correct
comin on back like a racin nova, how u winnin start bubblin chris, one
time bad boys gonna take the piss
one time u no the score see mc small u no u want more
just giv me a shout or knock on my door, i'm the best mc to walk
>>685374319
i love you
>>685374794
Rolling for this
>>685374319
You call that flirting? Lolz
>>685374319
if you're in to hoes, fuck her and THEN tell her boyfriend whenever you're done with her
Wanna fuck like rabbits in spring
It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh 'til you collapse
We're Animaniacs!
Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister, Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose
And now you know the plot!
We're Animaniacs!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks.
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax.
(or We've got wisecracks by the stacks.)
(or We pay tons of income tax.)
We're Animaniacs!
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.
(or Meet Ralph and Dr Scratchansniff; say hi to Hello Nurse.)
Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse.
The writers flipped; we have no script
Why bother to rehearse?
Cast : We're Animaniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts.
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks.
We're Animanie,
Totally insaney
Animaniacs!
Those are the facts.
>>685374319
i wouldn't mind seeing you naked
>>685374319
pretty simple, do something to make it real. Suggest the two of you hang out, if she doesn't want to, she's just an attention whore... move along
Hey, how about some casual sex? ;)
>>685374862
rolling
I'm done playing. Let's fuck.
>>685374319
Go shove a rusty fork up your ass, you two-timing cunt.
>>685374319
Have you ever had your pussy licked so hard that you climaxed more than 5 times in a row ? Can you orgasm that many times in a row ? Mom can.
Lets meet up and fuck your boy wont have to know we just fuck and if you like it we can continue and if you dont stop talking to me.
>>685375024
Reroll
>>685375077
WINRAR
*tips fedora
*holds door
helo, m'lady, would you like to engage in a dialect concerning the bigoted religion of christianity as you bask in my glorious intellect?
>>685375077
winrar!
>>685375077
WINRAR
your nice but your with my friend and we shouldn't be flirting like this all the time
>>685374938
Earlier in the conversation mate she was flirting.
>>685375077
Winrar
>>685375077
WINRAR
>>685375077
Easy
>>685375099
WINRAR
>>685375099
oh shit nigger
dubs
>>685375099
WHAT
I want to take you in your ass
>>685375133
Double winrar
>>685375077
Dubs! OP better do it
Hey gurrrl, couldn't help but notice our sexual organs are in complete diametric opposition to each other.
>>685375077
Winrar, deliver op
>>685375077
I think your boyfriend's kinda cute ^-^
>>685374319
Lemme talk to your step mom, I can take her mind off her old dried up cunt
>>685375126
zoz. rolling
>>685375288
WINRAR
Waiting for reply. Let's keep this going.
>>685375288
holy shit
>>685374319
I just made one, is it easy find girls to talk to? How do I find the one that want to talk. I need to improve my social skills
>>685375126
rolling for this
>>685375077
Winrar
>>685375365
Send dick pic.
>>685374319
She sounds like she might be pretty young. Just poke fun at her a bit, and have some sexual tension, and you'll get laid in no time.
>> talking from experience
>> got quite a few in highschool as senior that way
>>685375126
rollerino
on a scale of 1-10, how feminine is your genitalia?
>>685374319
POST PICS OF THIS WOMAN
>>685375288
mother fucking winrar
>>685374319
>having a step mom
wut
>>685375365
I've got a pretty massive cock. It's like, five inches. Pretty big, right?
>>685375477
dubs speak second-hand. kek.
>>685375288
Winrar.
Pretty obvious tension here, lets stop kidding ourselves and meet up asap
>>685375102
Lel
>>685375577
Oh yess
come thru op.
>>685375099
This. Op its really the truth, and you should say it.
>>685375577
Aww yiss, motherfucking breadcrumbs
>>685375577
WinRAR
My mom has bigger dick than me you can come over and we can do the helicopter swirl boy routune where we slap our dicks together then make Popsicles from the semen.
>>685375531
thats not bad
>>685375077
WINRAR
she's a cheating slut. fuck her and have her bf accidentally find out
Ayyy
>>685375969"accidentally"
>>685376086
You dumb cunt. What about the dried up cunt comment?
>>685376086
Go smash and send pics
>>685376086
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>685376086
ok now abandon thread go to moorseeveill and fuck her
>>685376086
We got him laid!!
>>685376222
THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN OP
>>685375099
Hey OP? You sorta missed my dubs.
But >>685376222 this guy got trips.
>>685376086
When will you be back, we need to have good time
>>685376193
Doesn't have a step mom. Wouldn't even be funny.
>>685376193
We're trying to get Op laid you faggot.
Send this and then send a message saying "Gud nut "
>>685376222
based trips
>>685376086
Already begging for Moore ay?
I don't care where you live, tired of playing, think we both know what we want
>>685375376
Start with the camwhores. Its nice cuz theyre after your money, so theyll be nice to you, and it will give you much needed practice at telling them 'no. I will not give you my cc#.'
>>685376444
Winrar
>>685376429
Carlos, get the fuck out.
>>685376444
Fuck you I get quads you fag
>>685376444
Im on a roll tonight!
>>685376125
>"accidentally"
yes
>>685376366
It says step mom's phone in the picture you massive cretin
>>685376566
Uhhhh... no. That's trips, moron.
>>685376566
Off by 100.
>>685376444
Satan is kind on OP today
Meh
>>685376322
roll
>>685376444
>>685376366
>>685376322
>>685376222
>>685375577
>>685375477
>>685375133
>>685375099
>>685375077
>>685376377
Fuck op and fuck this girl. We are here to laugh at beta fags. This isn't circlejerk on reddit.
>>685376086
I want to make ants crawl into your urethra.
>>685376566
I'm not sure what you were trying to prove, twat
>>685376086
Get to mooresville! Or tell her to get to your place, if your ol lady wont mind
bump. get her nudes, op.
>>685376086
Let's meet, bring your boyfriend so he can peg me while I'm fucking you
>>685376848
roll
>>685376770
OP mate, if she ain't replied yet DO NOT double reply, double replying is a slippery slope that leads to being an Omega faggot
>>685376848
rolling in the rolls royce
>>685376770
Well how about you send noods and I'll look at them and do hoodrat shit.
>>685376979
roll
Look. I know you want this dick. Send your tits and let's get the ball rolling.
Recovery time. Make it happen.
>>685377061
Roll
>>685376848
Rollerino
Is your boyfriend a cuck? I wouldn't mind if he wanted to watch.
>>685377141
Reroll
You like ass play? Cause I want to eat your farts.
>>685377123
say "Kill yourself than you fucking cunt"
>>685377160
Roll
>>685377061
Last roll
>>685377123
You want this dick. Don't deny it you little fucktoy.
send me some nudes and also look to see if your step mom has any on her phone
>>685377123
You want me inside of you. This flirting thing has gone on forever. Let's fuck.
Blatantly want each other
next time i see you, youre not going to have the luxury of a choice. so make up your mind now.
>>685377270
Roll
>>685377160
rolling for this
>>685377123
I love u
>>685377273
>
this, hahahaha
>>685377160
Re-roll
>>685377123
You're flirting with me all the time, and I want you. I'll back off if you really want me to
Send her a picture of your dick anon
>>685377284
Roll
>>685377123
>>685377123
nows the time to come on strong with no apology, otherwise you have no chance.
>>685377291
roll
>>685377270
Rollin
>>685377279
Roll
>>685377279
I want to say this.
What, do you not want my shlong in your hot ass?
Look just let me see that pretty little cunt of yours baby il service myself tonite to you but when your back im going to destroy that pussy
>>685377246
roll
>>685377123
Let me fuck you in the nostril
>>685377273
ROLL
>>685377291
rolling for this. kek.
>>685377355
Winrar
I want a sexual, perhaps emotional, relationship. I really want you, and Im resorting to random internet strangers on a chinese cartoon forum for help.
>>685377355
Winrar
Is it because I'm a necrophile?
>>685377160
Rollllll
>>685377354
rolling for dick pic
>>685377443
>>685377462
nope
>>685377333
checkem
SEND DICK PIC
The thread went downhill pretty quick. But now there's no tension and OP can go on with his life.
>>685377160
This.
you me anal tonight
>>685375826
Not massive either
"Then why do you tease me?"
Send a picture of your dick
>>685377456
It's called aminé
should I fuck you first or your boyfriend?
>>685377548
Don't send that milk bottle looking dicklet
Mention something about you having a lot of money, but in a really subtle way.
quints
>>685377677
>dicklet
kek
>>685376449
Makes sense but where do you find the usernames? I'm seeing a lot of fakes.
come suck my dick or I will tell your boyfriend about us
now quints
>>685377123
Come on silly! Let's make each other's pee pee's feel happy! :)))))))
>>685377123
Now OP, not to kill your vibe, obviously she doesnt want you. Now, just tell her what kind of cunt she is for not putting out after flirting with you so obviously. Be the fucking alpha and ditch her ass then. Dont try harder, dont try to be the annoying one. Tell the bitch her place and let it go
>>685377795
Now fail
>>685377548
rolling cause roll
don't lie I know you want it bad
>inb4 relationship ruined
Ha I got you! There's a camera over there. It's just a prank teehee. XP
>>685375099
I still recommend you say this.
Let me give you the ol' lickaroo
>>685377831
>be alpha
>don't get laid
Choose one
>>685374319
Hey. I noticed that you been kinda flirty with me. I know you got a man but if he ain't doing it for you then we should hook up.
>>685377744
Winrar, you must use this
You know I want that ass. Ill come to you.
>>685378044
winnerwinnerchickendinner
Screencap the part where she said she was in Mooresville and send it to her bf telling him that she was totally down to fuck
>>685377123
Listen up slut. You ever heard of an Arabian Jared? It can do 200pelvic thrusts a second. That's me in slowmo. Ill fill you with more seed than a squirrel feeder. You want them fine white babies
>>685374319
do you live in PA?
>>685374794
Hahaaha. I havnt heard that in years
Everyone had this saved on their phone!
You from Newcastle?
>>685377548
>pencil dick
>hairy ape
Yeah maybe not.
>>685378179
golden
>>685378179
Rolo for this guy
>>685378150
roll for this
>>685378179
Roll
>>685378126
Roll for this you hairy cunt!
>>685378290
Newfag
>>685376770
theres a fine line between assertive and desperate, this post just crosses over it
>>685378411
Winrar
>>685378150
Roll
She isn't responding guys. Doesn't matter bitch doesn't know what she wants.
>>685378411
winzip kek
>>685376770
that second reply, cunt thats some cringe bitch lvl repetition
Mooresville NC? If so, hopefully on the west side of the train tracks...
>>685377831
this
I bet your boyfriend doesn't suck on your asshole like I will!
Ok. I must have mis read a few things here. Sorry about that. Shame, because the awkwardness resulting from this conversation means the end of what was for me a good laugh. Hope you understand no hard feelings. Goodnight
>>685378529
bitches dont know, you moron. thats why men gave to tell them what they want
send me any pics from your step moms phone
>>685378852
Wut
>>685378852
Don't do this, it seems beta as fuck.
>>685377123
I want to be give you the best 50 seconds of your life
Why would you listen to these virginal morons?
>>685379084
Guarantee if op dont go all fag and get in touch after sending something along those lines she be craving the attention and knows a fuck is the only way she gets it
>>685379333
checkered
can I fuck your step mom then?
Bet I can make you squeal.
op dead?
>>685379275
Bored as fuck. Looking for laughs and a slight chance of 4chan actually getting me pussy.
>>685379491
Bitch isn't replying, not much I can do man.
>>685379656
Find a new bitch
>>685376086
Sage, Anon.
>>685379518
Here's your pussy, bitch.
>>685379656
Lmao. Maybe you shouldn't try to fuck her when she has a man
>>685379713
I could text you if you want to give me your number
>>685379810
fuck, that's adorable.
>>685379840
DO THIS GIVE NUMBER
>>685379840
Why in the hell would I do that?
>>685379840
Are you applying for the new bitch position, bitch?
>>685379840
Send me the number on Kik potatoe_marshall
>>685379967
Was going to but I heard your Mams interested in the position so dont think Id stand a chance
>>685380211
You sound cringy. Get the fuck off my b.
>>685380382
>my b
>>685379058
I'd rather Read Lobs to'her, hunny.
im just interested in ur bf tbh
>>685380453
Here's a free tip, if you insult some dude's mom irl, you might get the shit beaten out of you.
>>685380382
Its my b now boy. We taking over. Your alpha days are done. Rise of the beta
>>685377123
hey OP
>>685380649
Not real life tho dickhead.
Anonymous shit posting troll board during summertime
>>685380649
I didn't insult your mother, I wasn't the poster. But, fuck your mother. She's a cunt. Fucktard.
How bout a date this Friday for sum hot rod
>>685380892
>>685380956
Whatever. I was playing alpha anyway. Screw my mother. She was a retard anyway.
>>685381112
>"Was playing alpha"
Cuck.
>>685381112
Kek. I was playing beta
Yes, you're mam was retarded. A genetic condition, hereditary too I see
Ok from a female pov if there's been sexism tension.. she wants it. But having it pulled out like that is awkward. Be dominant now. Tell her you want to fuck her like she's never been fucked before, that she knows she wants to grind her pussy on you and lose all control.don't offer her an apology or an out. Just stay alpha and dominant. Act like she can't resist you lol
>>685381546
>"from a female pov"
You misspelled "hey, guise, wanna see my tits?"
>>685381546
Sorry for typos, auto correct and whatever else shit happened in my post. Phone is crap
>>685381546
>writes lol to give the impression 'he' is actually not a he
If you rape a hooker is it considered rape??
>>685381546
lol
>>685381749
we noticed>>685381749
>>685381749
we noticed>>685381709
>>685381709
Nope. Just offering a different side. Tits have gone to bed for the night, is 3am here lol
>>685381937
Yeah was pretty bad. Too tired to care.
>>685381959
The asylum in your country is closing and your dad threatened you with rape again "lol"
>>685382085
Eh rape, fucked willingly
>>685382228
Who the fuck are you? Are you the lard woman, the "pov"?
>>685382351
Yep that's me alright
>>685381959
show bellybutton
also sage
>>685382463
First, I want to ask you something. Isn't "Gwen Stefani - Cool" a shitty mediocre song? I think it is.
