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It's not mine officer
>>685352995
I fucked Ops mom.
>>685352995
U Mad White Boi
Dad will be back soon I jus be knowin it
Damn it shayronda that pussy smell like wet boxershorts
>>685352995
ayyy lmfao
>ooops wrong thread
>>685352995
That ain´t my kid, bitch
>>685352995
"I'm well, thank you for asking."
Nigger
>>685352995
Who's my Daddy, Grandma?
Where da kfc at
>>685352995
We wuz kangz
I done caught me on of them goddamn flying machine from a nigga ya feel me? West sIGHd
>Getcho ass outta here, opressin me n shit nigga
>>685352995
They all be bitches.
-Ike Turner.
>>685352995
´sup, bae. you want dis bbc ?
>>685352995
Pass da blunt ta ze nigger on the left.
wut saize shoes dem be white boi
>>685353076
Nigger
Im leanin bruh drank too much of that god damn codeine patna
Nothing, because they've already been shot by police.
>>685352995
Shiiitttt....Maury, dat ain't muh kid.
das raycis'
a pack of newports and 2 40's of king cobra and i will be paying with food stamps
Din do nuffin
>>685353457
Hahahahahaha kek xD
ay yo check out muh mixtape fam
What would I say
>>685353590
LOOK AT DEM EYES MURRY! LOOK AT DEM TEEF MURRY! DEY GOT DA SAME DICK TOO MURRY!
WHERE ARE MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NIGGA
>>685353590
What I really commend the Maury Povich show, is that it doesn't reinforce stereotypes. He is truly doing God's work to bring us all together.
>>685353709
Shoot the soundcloud link
>>685352995
U iz mad wite mang!?
DON'T SHOOT
sheeeeeeeeeeit
>>685353709
this pasta nigro gain
Good afternoon . Hello. Thank God it's Friday. Did the kids do their homework? I love you. Let's go to my mother's house tomorrow. Get the jist you racist fuck. PS. I'm white
T
Weeall wecum to looweeseeanna boi hehehe
>>685353734
kek
It's just so hard to feel any sympathy for any of the people on that show... black or white.
>>685353825
Hahahahahaha Kekekek xD!!!!!
>>685353734
Meanwhile in "Murrys" head
>one one thousand, two one thousand, three....
COUNT YO PAYPA BOO!
>>685353877
>you racist fuck
now we know just how heroic you are
maybe you can parlay this into some social currency
We was kangs and shit
>>685353198
>Damn it shayronda that pussy smell like wet boxershorts
*boxershawtz
>>685353184
Fa ril.
WE
>>685353672
>>685353945
Butthurt nigger detected
>be at skatepark
>living in the hood
>two nigger kids one darker then other still darkskin af
>one starts calling the lighter one wanabe tata (whiteperson) and saying he's like Micheal Jackson
>other one replys with you are an ape go back to your jungle
>then out of the blue he saus
> nigga i have seen cars the same colour as you
>black people are rasict as hell
>>685353290
/thread
>>685352995
He dindu nuffin
>>685353877
Got a problem with black culture? You sound like a fucking Coon or Uncle Tom. Why do you hate black people so much for wanting their own culture. You're racist for expecting black people to act "white". Fucking racist, I hope you die.
>>685353935
same. i enjoy springer the same way. grew on that shit tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvO73fHiY1g
>>685354075
Iz actually op
>>685354175
*grew up on
>>685353076
/thread
>>685352995
DAZ DEM RIGHT DARE PIMPIN'
BOFF OF DEM, ASHY ASS NIGGAZ!!!
He means "there they are, both of them. The non-moisturized black guys."
>>685354130
E WUZ A GUD BOY!
We be noggin
Ayo mayne don chu kno we was kangs and sheet beefo da wytemayne dun maked us slave nigguh?!?!
Sup my niggas found a gunn in my moms room Ima use dis in a fight with Tyrone
golly gosh we sure do look like a bunch of monkeys.
>>685352995
evertin inda cashredistra
>>685353877
Homework? Wotchoo go actin' all white to?
Yo play dis hot ass mixtape mah nigga yo dj love it yo bitch love it aww yeah ma nigga we finna get paid
>>685352995
OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE WIMMIN AT
>>685352995
I'm a lazy nigger
>>685354322
He wuz out spreading the word of Jeeezus christ
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Triforce
Don't sage me bro
>>685354403
dam nigga. dat clip be stank long, ya dig? outie 5000 wit da whip and a fohtie
>>685354403
2 weeks later.
>>685352995
Ey looki here u jive turkey
*clicking noises*
I don't shower bc ma hair weave will get wet
>>685354666
Holy fuck its my nigga satan!
>>685352995
wanna 'ear my mixtape?
>>685353184
rip in parliament nigga
>>685352995
oh lordy lotdy lord jesus haves mercy
>>685354666
*excited clicking noises*
>>685354033
I was a racist once. Viet Nam cured me. Every Soldier bleeds red, it's not the color of the skin it's what beats in the chest that counts. Wouldn't expect any of you ass holes to have any idea what I'm talking about, or even care.
"Walk it off"
Ride ma pussy dequan just pull out tho yumsayin?
>>685354941
DI DI MAO
>>685353877
You're a fucking faggot.
>>685353877
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
'Ey yo niggaz, Im'on bounce na shit n fuckat craka up
>>685355121
You too much Dinky Dou
>>685353836
Saaaaaaaaaaannn
>>685355312
kek
>>685355137
You are a racist piece of shit
He a good boy he dindu nuffin
Everyone bump to the top^
>>685355551
are his teeth gold or just yellow?
iz hiz teef be dat money or dat asian bread?
Ion gv a fck bt nbdy bdnzz buts mynz feal meh¿$!!! Soo y'alz bchez bes rcnyz #rilltlk wen u sees !t, 4r4r
MA Loo King sed it!
>>685352995
Please don't shoot
>>685353877
Your not white, your a yella belly piece of tree hugging hippy crap you fucking faggot. Go fuck a goat. Oh and You're making niggers sound like faggots.
Dis is sum good crack.
>>685352995
MJ is high as shit.
>>685355121
A Shau Valley November 1965. 2/7 Cav two days of hell sat back to back with PfC Brooks. His life depended on me mine on him he was black. From that day on I never used the Term Nigger so Fuck you crackers
Give me all the fucking cash nigger, boi I'll cap you in the ass. Hurry up nigger....
Up in daw cluuuup, boiiii
>>685354175
At least some of (if not all)the springer episodes were fake, one of my friends wives was paid to act like she was the wife of a kkk midget who was secretly in love with a black guy.
hol up
>>685354530
E wuz boutta get his geee eee dee. He in da hood. How else he gon get his paypa up. Sum times u gotta be stealin n sheeit
>>685355312
>>685352995
im tryna get an application
Fuck the police
>>685353103
This is a thread about things blacks say, not what whites pretending to be black say.
>>685355653
This is Young Thug the greatest rapper of all time
>>685356434
yeah i figured as much. still pretty entertaining. wasn't there a movie about that too? wanna say it was on BET a couple times.
>>685352995
Why you doin' this?
>>685356679
The greatest rapper of all time is a white guy named Marshall Mathers. trips get
>>685355973
Suck my white dick go fuck your first cousin.
Bump some eazy e little nigga
>>685356434
They are all fake. He even addmitted it himself
>>685356557
*walks extremely slowly up to the counter with an unnecessary limp*
>true story
>>685356855
>Marshall Mathers
>>685356855
Dubs has spoken
>>685356781
not sure about the movie but I wouldn't doubt it.
>>685356974
Michelle Matherson
Yes masser, anytin you say masser.
"Excuse me? How do I reach the grocery store?
"You go straight through two intersections, turn left, then head down about two miles."
"Thank you so much!"
oh fugggg so racist XX-D
Aye mang fuck what what they say mang ima real Houston nigga fucknigga i done come from the gutta now im blessed little nigga getcho bread up and keep yo head up
- a dumb nigger
>"hey, you're pretty good at basketball, mister!"
Yup, shoulda made the league. But I fucked up my knee.
>>685356865
Fucking cracker piece of shit. Why don't i fuck your first cousin
>>685357197
Gay
She 21, she like a piano
I fuck around serve you a piano
And I keep the Burberry, dripping like raspberry
Sauce for the matters, you don't even matter
Codeine coming out my bladder
Gotta kill all the chatter, yeah, yeah
We go to Soho to get you Manolo
I'll put Chanel on your mojo
>>685357566
no u
Bump
Fuck, I've chocked another white bitch.
>>685357640
>She 21, she like a piano
>I fuck around serve you a piano
where i stopped reading
O.J. didn't do it fam
>>685357640
This shit is fire!!!!!!
>>685357454
Can't do better than that. Well ok I realize you only finished Fifth grade. Had to,work the still up in them thar hills
>>685352995
sheeeeiiiiiitttttt......
Bumperino
>>685357674
Once you go black, you are a single mother (with a disgusting unuseable vagina)
You wanna buy these cheeseburgers nigga?
My gfs kids be saying bruh and damn Daniel all the fucking time
>>685356700
LOL
10/10
I dindu nuffin
Thugger bump
>>685352995
fuck you guys made e miss 420, now i gotta smoke my weed at 430, that aint fun,
>>685357833
Also shit head I should have been upper case. Also this will frost your cracker nuts. You Mother Fuckers lost the war. The south will never rise again thank God. Your accent items on my Brooklyn nerves. By the way your hero Trump is a New Yorker, has that grab you Clem?
My girl talks like a white girl until she orders food from the drive through and that's when she sounds ghetto
>>685353734
Kekekek
>>685358672
More?
>>685357404
Haha niggers and their unrealistic goals....
More for you
>>685358474
white people were on both sides in the war. we won either way.
muh bee muhfuggah
