Going to ask her out /b/. What should I say?
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Going to ask her out /b/. What should I say?
want sume fuk?
"I love you, please, please, please be my girlfriend, I will do anything to please you"
>>685349021
Hey babeh *Butthead laugh*
>>685349084
not this
>>685349152
BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE NOT THIS.
try sth simple like "you gave me this boner, so now you help me get rid of it or else it's sexual harassment you fucking cock tease"
>>685349021
"Is okay you don't want to hang with me"
>>685349021
Like on a date? Donyou know her well? Need more info OP
How much ?
>>685349352
>try sth simple like "you gave me this boner, so now you help me get rid of it or else it's sexual harassment you fucking cock tease"
winrar
>>685349452
Know irl. Not real well but thay's what dates are for
>>685349021
Look I have always found you attractive. Your smile. Your eyes. Just everything, not even just physically. You have a ton of inner beauty as well. So I was just curious if maybe you would be interested in pursuing a relationship with me. I promise it will be worth it as a relationship with me is something special. Unlike anything you probably have experienced before. I say this because I am a cuckold. I would greatly enjoy watching you get fucked by men with much larger cocks than my own. Im sure this is something you yourself would enjoy as well
I did this
>>685349567
You have to establish some type of chemistry before you go for it. Rule of thumb is to always be confident, but if you don't know her that well and you're not at least 8/10 she'll probably just feel uncomfortable when you ask.
>>685349021
Say this to her face " Hey, I think your really beautiful, let's have a date" or if u wanna ask to be your gf then "I don't know if I you like me, but I like you, be my girlfriend" confidence is key bro
>>685350121
This is fucking cringy. Women aren't just a machine you can put compliments in and get pussy out of.
>>685349988
wrooooooooooooooooooooooooong.
"we should hang out sometimes"
or "let's do something next weekend, you free Saturday evening?"
You sound like you already say she's gonna say no
>>685350381
Should I add that in?
>>685350381
> * I meant "you already know she's gonna say no", obv. the point stands
>>685349021
"i hope your self-esteem is low, because im garbage, and attracted to you."
>>685350265
Your idea's then?
>>685350455
Duuuude, just... do you not have a father or an older brother to guide you through the basics of venusian arts? I'm a pickup artist IRL and it's fucking Friday night, I don't wanna think about work shit anymore tonight
>>685350265
tru
>>685350121
virginmeter is gonna explode
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>685350741
>"pickup artist"
>Friday night and he's on /b/
>>685349021
I said this in the last thread you posted
>>685349628
Do this OP
>>685349021
>>685349021
Lemme eat dat ass hoe
>>685350741
>I'll take blatant lies for 1000
"Like grab a bite to eat or see a movie next weekend?"
That better?
>>685349021
"Lets go out tomorrow" works perfect. It helps if you look like pic related. Seriously, just ask her out
>>685351203
>>685351378
Did it through text.
>already fucked up
>>685351378
Keep going you're 50/50 desperate and cringe, push yourself one way.
>>685351536
What do i say?
>>685351378
do not worry OP, i have faith in you just wait it out
>>685351588
Nothing else
>>685351588
>What do i say?
Thinking I was giving advice kek
>>685351378
Why do you send a text message? Don't you have any opportunity to ask in person, because that's what you want to do generally
>respond pls i have autismo
>>685351378
You should have started the conversation with a "Hey"
>>685351930
Heyyy
>>685351378
You fucked up. Don't send another text, just hope she responds.
>>685352264
Heyyy
>>685351378
Okay. Now you have to hit her with the "pls respond"
>>685351378
Bitch, who the fuck do you think you are making me wait.
I've got the gayest, little dick you're never going to suck with them cunty lips
>>685352468
>>685352343
Should I realy ask for a response?
Send her dik pic
>>685352468
Send it nigger
>>685352660
Yes. Say "pls respond" guaranteed to work
>>685352660
11/10
>>685352660
No. Do not do that
>>685352343
Fucking keked
>>685353087
2 late
>>685353007
>>685352972
>>685353154
Did it cause why the hell not
>>685351378
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD OP DO NOT SEND ANOTHER TEXT BEFORE SHE RESPONDS.
>>685352660
Definitely use the "pls respond."
Source: I'm a natural match maker, and have made over 20 successful relationships for my friends.
Youve said enough. Now wait for her to respond and if she doesn't, walk the fuck away.
>>685353244
Fucking dubs Hahahahahahahah fuck it
>>685353244
Are you fucking serious?
>>685353244
>>685353244
KEK
>>685353244
My god anon.. The bright side of this is that you learn. I will learn a lot anon
>>685353244
Im fucking dying over here
>>685353628
*You will learn
>>685349021
>>685353244
transform this thread to a dubs decide thread
>>685353244
m8, you literally have a 0% chance now. I mean you probably wouldn't have gotten laid anyway, if you're on here you're typing this while tipping your fedora down in disappointment that you lost even that small chance you had.
Women respect men who are open and honest... so if it was me Id ask her if she takes it up the butt
>>685353777
>has trips while he said it
This comment wins, but we dont agree.
>>685353777
trips wills it
>>685353244
>Confirmed virgin for life
Hey you got some dubs, atleast you got that right. End it with "How about I come over later and give you the old lickaroo?"
>>685349988
>not having her number
"Check the box to prove you're not a fembot."
"What are my chances now?"
Dubs get
lol
NOT 1
NOT 2
BUT 3 UNRESPONDED MESSAGES.
Op post pic of yourself for double keks
>>685353244
>>685353777
Since dubs decide, say: Don't ignore me, you rancid swine!!
I think we have a new king of betas
want some chicken tendies?
>bitches love chicken tendies
Man you fucked up.. your only hope now is to send her a series of dick pics.. chicks love that
>>685353244
We'll see this in beta/cringe threads for years to come. Thx OP.
>>685353244
I almost kinda feel bad. You still had a chance here. It had been only 12 mins since you first said anything. Maybe she was busy or legit thinking about it. But your pls respond definitely ruined it
>>685354602
kek
>>685353244
>>685354628
This
Don't be such a faggot with women OP
>>685354288
Dubs demand
If you're not a nigger, you won't have a chance.
>>685353244
Kek. Literally you didnt start off too bad. Getting straight to the point. Girls actually like that. But damn did you crash and burn with the third message
>>685353569
Op is that you?
>>685355127
Beta fag
>>685355127
Nope
all of you think they just saw the most hilarious Thing ever when actually you just fell for the most obvious bait.
>>685353244
>Pls respond
Fucking idiot! Now it makes you look like an obsessed stalker.
>>685355406
You must be new here, welcome.
>>685355377
Op is that you?
Rocking tits
>>685355377
Fuck why does this faggot op keep getting dubs.
"wanna play chess tonight?"
>>685355631
I don't know.
>>685349021
depends, whats her name
>>685353244
Okay OP. Only way you can salvage this is by saying something like, "I know you're not busy [insert name here]"
>>685356051
Don't do this
>>685356051
Op here. I'm not doing that
>>685356150
Don't listen to him
>>685356310
Op here, I'm beta faggot
>>685352322
Heyyy
>>685356051
Do it OP. This will work. Its how I got my wife.
Come on op, you've had plenty of time to fake a reply.
>>685349021
Tit's or gtfo
>>685356438
Heyyy
>>685349021
HEY BABY. I KNOW YOU WANT SUM DIS MASSIVE DONG. PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR MY PAINUS.
>>685349021
Before or after she turns you down?
