Dubs decide what I do with my new dog.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decide what I do with my new dog.
give it a treat
Leave it alone and kill yourself
give it to me for free
Go play with it
Pet him
take it out for a walk
>>685326411
Yay
>>685326002
Ask if it if wants a treat. If it recognizes the word and gets excited, eat a treat in front of it and don't give it anything. If it doesn't recognize the word, get it to associate "treat" with a morsel of food given to it. Then kill yourself.
suck him off
>>685326411
Time to leave your basement op
>>685326411
Winner
>>685326411
Play with his pecker?
>>685326002
Pet it
Give the bitch a bone, bitches love bones
>>685326002
Cut a dick into its back
>>685326707
I left it vague for a reason, but still, go take it for a nice walk, or play fetch etc
Beat it to death lol
Take it to the park
shave it
>>685326411
Delivered
>>685327184
nice puppy OP! Treat it well
>>685327353
Agreed, also roll
>>685327184
Give it a meat treat! (not benis)
>>685327184
shorthaired pointer?
>>685326271
Roll
buy your dog a house
>>685326002
Pet it, love it, care for its every need.
>>685327555
Winrar
>>685327503
Yeah! Love the breed.
Love it and it would sacrifice it's self to save you, no human is as loyal as a dog.
>>685327555
ayyy
Does that imply a doghouse? Or like, a proper house?
>>685326002
pet the dog
>>685327555
do trips count as dubs?
>>685326002
Tickle him
>>685326002
why didnt you get a falcon or a cow?
>>685327766
Checkem
dog house and idk
>>685326002
grill a steak and give him half of it. eat the other half yourself.
>>685327722
>>685327766
get to it OP make sure to delivar
>>685327555
His dog house. (He has a dog bed it's just not in there)
>>685327729
no they count as singles. fucking summer everywhere
>>685327722
Petting
>>685328093
Let him eat his food, I can see some food that's under him
>>685327945
Put a cushion in that "Home" OP.
Teach it to sit.
take him for a walk to the grocery store and buy him some good shit to eat, and post pics of feeding him
>>685328257
Reroll.
>>685328257
>>685328284
Nigger he already said he has a bed, it's just not in the home yet
>>685327766
Tickled
>>685328376
Nigga I didn't say bed. Doggos love chewing/humping cushions. I was trying to give doggo a waifu.
Shove a sharpie in the dog's pooper.
Make him a paper hat and make him wear it.
>>685328585
You may have misread the weirdness of this thread
>>685326002
light on fire
>>685328758
What
Give him a treat!
>>685328699
winrar
>>685328858
This isn't a fetish thread
>>685326002
Suck it's dick
And give it pets
Cut his nose off.
>>685326002
kill it with fire
>>685328928
It's sharpie in the pooper not a fetish
break is tail
burn it
hit its head with a baseball bat
take off your pants and put on him
BURN HIM ALIVE. I ASSUME YOU HAVE ACCESS TO GASOLINE.
>>685329008
Might not be for you
>>685329176
REROLLING FOR THAT
>>685329185
roll
>>685329185
rollerino
>>685328699
He didn't like it. He was wearing it though
>>685329113
this
Give him pants
Poo on him
>>685328973
reroll4dat
>>685326002
Rub his belly for 25 seconds
>>685329319
roll
>>685329185
Rrrooooooll
put your dick on its head, then stick your finger in its ass
>>685329358
reroll
>>685329319
rolllllll
>>685327184
Perfect.
Now give it a doggy treat.
Because who's a good puppy?
Slit his throat for me.
>>685329311
Pants nao
wash him under the shower
>>685329448
reroll
Punch him right in the head twice for good measure
>>685329311
Poo on him OP
Make it wear a condom
fuck him in the ass
>>685329185
rolling
>>685329545
Too close for comfort
Drown him.
>>685329529
Face punch pupper!
shit on him OP
Cook 2 big fancy steaks and eat with him, but make sure you eat most of yours first so he doesn't turn into a prick dog who thinks he owns you
>>685329599
winrar
>>685329599
counts as a re roll fucking winrar
hang him and watch him die
>>685329599
That counts as a reroll. Fuck doggo
>>685329657
nope
>>685329655
Winrar is winrar?
OP better deliver
make the dog eat your limbs
Stab him in the stomach, leave knife in for picture.
that doesn't count you degenerates
take out your cup and let him drink from it
Buy dog a dog friend
>>685329448
rolling
>>685329833
WINRAR
shave his head lol
>>685329475
roll
>>685329833
OP DELIVER!
Jesus Christ op has to give doggo pants, take the pants back to fuck it, and then be consumed by it
>>685329833
He has to do it now
>>685329185
rollerino
>>685327015
>Beat it to death
>lol
kill it!
>>685326002
Get it a fuck buddy, before it starts using your leg as sex toy.
>>685329975
Sounds like a normal Friday.
>>685329842
this please
I say we just start over. You're having him do dumb shit. The thread will 404 before he gets back from purchasing dog pants.
I say he stabs it gently with several. Knives and leave them in.
You guys are all degenerates. Doggo is too tired for these shenanigans.
BURN IT ALIVE
put him on a table and make him a sandwich
suck him off
>>685330077
Triple doubles. You definitely have to pants,depants,fuck, and be eaten now OP. Chekt
Kill it and rape its corpse lol
>>685330107
god bless
>>685326002
I have a Shorthair puppy too!
>>685330077
Oh shit. My dubs, I wasted them.
let him lick your dick
>>685330107
Have a peaceful night Doggo and OP.
>>685330105
RWROLL
>>685330107
Pls op i got doubles for a treat! >>685328872
>>685330124
that was awesome! thanks
Cut off your penis and feed it to him
red rocket
In this thread OP was based
>>685330124
fucking nigger
Pet it
>>685330124
…Niggers…
give him some beer
>>685330516
rhe rho
>>685330376
Last one cause I gotta work and doggo is tired out. Gave him his treats just for you, anon. If thread is still up when I get home I'll have pants for him.
WHAT THE FUCK DID IT SAY?!
>>685329599
find him a bitch to fuck
Give him a bone
>>685330535
Glad you liked it!
>>685329185
everybody rolling for this is fucking retarded. i doubt op would burn his dog, not even if you got all numbers the same
>>685330700
Welp
>>685330700
dubs got!!! burn your dog OP!!!!
>>685326002
Love it unconditionally, bring it to obedience school to train it properly. Have it spayed and neutered
>>685330632
Thanks op! cute doggor
>>685330885
Are you a newfag or something. Not how dubs work.
>>685326002
give it treats and never come back to /b/
>>685326002
thanks OP, enjoyable thread , nice puppy!
OP is a faggot
