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Waifu claiming bread
>one claim per anon
>refrain from rp or sexual content
>insult and discuss
Tats claimed.
Britfag Maki Claim
ǝɯnʎ ƃuıɯıɐlɔ<
Nymph claimed
Cutest thing
>>685315792
I see. I should play hearthstone again.
>>685316329
Yeah, it's like a lot of games nowadays. You have a background story and the game is focused on multiplayer, where the story doesn't make sense anymore(Rainbow Six Siege)
Goddamn I love Fridays.
Ai ebihara claimed
Claiming
Eventful week, painful day.
Thumb won't stop bleeding.
Sanya Claimed
>>685317992
Eh.
I look forward to Chivalry with Light, at least.
>>685318090
>>685318187
>>685318196
Lucky you.
Claiming the Rube~
>>685318022
As cliche as it gets waif wise might as well picked princess peach
> not claiming peach
>>685317950
Yeah, perhaps, Hearthstone is probably one of my most played games ever.
alright do any of you people have a waifu pillow is it worth it how do you hide it
>>685318492
>waifu pillow
What do you take me for? Some kind of pathetic loser?
>>685318492
>Hiding your waifu
Monster.
>>685318492
no they are comfy and its like a sleeve for the pillow so just remove it and leave it as a normal pillow on your bed
>>685318492
Do you actually watch anime you faggot?
>>685318245
Kyouko a dog bit me and ripped my fucking thumb up :(
Have to chill with dog for the next 4-6 hours
wat do
>>685318857
Did you go to hospital? You probably need that shit cleaning up.
>>685318492
No. Partly because I'm not that pathetic, and partly because she doesn't have a cover yet.
>>685318857
>a dog bit me and ripped my fucking thumb up :(
That sounds pretty painful, you should prolly get that checked out, kek
>Have to chill with dog for the next 4-6 hours
wat do
Be sure that it doesn't rip more things, kek
>>685318617
>>685319042
why is it consider pathetic to own one? i mean its not hurting anyone
>>685319179
It's one thing being a weeb with a waifu, that's understandable considering you don't shove it down somebodies throat.
Then it's another thing to have a body pillow with a picture of an anime character so you can sleep with it every night and feel less lonely.
>>685317418
all these moeblobs make me sick.
>>685318492
I have one with Auska and Rei on either side as well as a Kurumi one.
Neither of them is mai waifu, though.
I just have them because I like the characters and they look super nice.
They are not lewd very lewd either.
No real point in hiding them.
But you shouldn't keep your lewd loli dakis out in plain sight.
>>685319318
but thats just it its for you and you alone im not going to take it outside and say look look at my waifu
>>685319465
You totally should.
>>685319006
Hi Maki, how are you
and no I didnt go. I don't want to waste 3k lira on something that will heal on its own.
>>685319077
at some point.
I was chilling with some friends who I can actually have fun with. They have a husky who hated me when she first saw me but I thought grew on me. They left to spend the day at someone else's house and asked me to watch the dog. Now she's chewing up socks and when I tried to play with her she bit my hand. I've always hated fucking dogs. All animals are mindless but at least you can overpower cats.
If this goes any further either I kill the dog or the dog kills me. So it's a win-win.
Finished my exams at least, how's your day been?
>>685319576
I'm good man, sounds like you had it rough.
I'm the same as you I wouldn't go to a doctor or hospital (like I didn't go to the hospital when I fell off my motorbike a couple months back).
But a dog bite, you might need a shot dude. Shit could get infected :(
>>685319576
Wew, thankfully my dog doesn't hate me.
>how's your day been?
Pretty good so far, nothing new happened so I'm just chilling.
You? Aside from dog eating your fingers, off course.
Megumin claimed~
>on the road to get my bottle edition
I was cooking popcorn and I just burned it all.
FeelsBadMan
I didnt know you could fuck this up that hard
fuck your weeaboo shit
>>685319374
This is fine :^)
>>685320259
is't this just all of /b/?
>>685320187
Hey megu~~~~
I went to the store and my brewer had some Red Ale! I picked up a bottle as well as a new pale ale, lager and then a few bottles of the stuff I like. How've you been?
>>685320259
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!! (
Dio-sama...
>>685319801
>infected
Could it really? Besides that though it's been great. Got my belt ready in case the dog goes apeshit kek
>>685319830
I finished my last exam and did kinda okay so I went to spend time with my friends. There's just three of them and they're kind of a cross between normie and gamer. They smoke weed, go out a lot and don't study too well. All of them have had a girlfriend at some point.
But when they're at home they play video games, watch anime and just generally shit around. It's really comfy here at their dorm.
They invited me to move with them into this three story villa with a sauna and jacuzzi for 375 per month. Shit's pretty cash and I'm happy to do it.
Also, a Karen on s4s shared his folder with me. Got a lot of cool ones and gifs.
Playing hearthstone right now
>Win 7 games in any mode
>Spectate a friend win
>tfw
>>685320955
Depends if the dog has got anything wrong with it, could need a tetanus shot maybe.
I think it's worth checking out at least.
If you don't go, at least keep it clean, disinfect and bandage it properly.
Priscilla Claimed
>>685320471
You picked up everything I'be recommended~
I'vé been alright, gonna be out for a few hours tho
When I come back, that's when I'm gonna frink~
>qt
>>685321335
princess fluffy tail
>>685320955
>They invited me to move with them into this three story villa with a sauna and jacuzzi for 375 per month.
That sounds pretty good.
>Also, a Karen on s4s shared his folder with me. Got a lot of cool ones and gifs.
Nice, looking forward to see the new ones!
>Playing hearthstone right now
Enjoy yourself! Even if you're playing Snorestone, kek.
>That reminds me that I didn't play at all this month
>>685321393
That's fine man, I've got some things to get on with and making dinner and such.
>>685321467
Hello cat.
Should have been home 5 hours ago.
This is not my lucky day.
>>685321571
I just dropped in to say hi, see ya later qt~
>>685321749
Be safe little mage~
Roll safe my friend.
kagami claimed!!!
>>685321957
Hey.
>>685321321
Does washing it count as keeping it clean?
That's all that happening considering they barely have tissues here, kek. I have bandages and disinfectant at home though.
They have a passport for the dog though, it has all it's shots. Can it give a disease even then?
>>685321505
>Snorestone
wuh? not enjoying it anymore? I mean besides mindless c'thun druid things are pretty interesting.
>>685321957
moo
>>685321992
kagami desu
Yoooooo
Akiko claimed
Well I messaged my peers and told them what happened. Now all that's left to do is wait for death's cold embrace
How is everyone tonight?
>>685322160
Hello.
>>685322250
Mooo.
>>685321957
Holst.
>>685322250
Nah, just not feeling like playing it at the moment.
I still enjoy it tho.
>>685322250
karen!!! how's it going with you???
>>685322250
Well then I don't think you'll get a disease but the wound could infect.
You should probably wait 24hrs maximum and if it's not looking good make sure you go.
>>685322329
what happened akiko???
im good, i got off of work early today!!
>>685321992
Evening Kagami. How are ya?
>>685321571
hi :)
>>685321804
Whacchu ewin at?
>>685322329
Hallo
>>685322329
ohayo akibro
>>685322479
dog ate my hand is now trying to cuddle with me kek
scroll up full story
you?
>>685322396
I also get said friends into heroes of the storm
speaking of which, do you play it?
>>685322533
Thanks for the advice maki
how's your day/week been? Haven't talked to you guys since I finished my exam.
>>685322749
How are you?
>>685322396
Yari yuri.
>>685322849
Not really, I only played the tutorial kek, doesn't look too bad tho.
>>685322942
Hope you're doing good!
>>685322339
How've you been?
>>685322849
You're welcome. I've had dogs my whole life so I would hope I have some experience. At least in the UK we managed to purge rabies so you're not too fucked if you get bitten.
I've been good friend, just been drinkin' and chillin'. How was yours, apart from getting mauled by a husky?
>>685322590
I was working nonstop for 36 hours to get my demo ready for the presentation. I pulled it off somehow but 3 hours before the presentation I pass out and sleep till 4 pm, missing the presentation
Just end me fam
>>685322749
Hello Koneko
>>685322849
What's up Karen? Did you kill the dog yet? You can't just take shit from an animal that's lower in the food chain bruh
>>685322600
hi yui!! how are you doing today????
>>685322849
ouchie....is your thumb ok???
just gotta outta work, i have so much time and don't know what to do with it lol
>>685321467
https://youtu.be/4GMCpKdQLGo
>>685321957
Milk
>>685323207
damn...are they gonna let you redo the presentation at all???
sorry to hear about that akiko...
>>685323043
Good enough. You doing good?
>>685323071
I've been alright, probably gonna take a nap later though. How are you?
>>685323333
Cat quads.
>>685323210
Nothing new here.
Still on Hearthstone.
>>685322749
At another filthy loli.
Sinon-chan claim
>>685323571
Meany
>>685323515
I'm looking for stuff to listen to, watching some shows, I finished watching Knk again.
That's about it.
>>685321668
I am sry for you
>>685322329
It will be alright I guess
Well its ok over here
>>685323667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3vONDqvayo
>>685323520
same, same lol, have you gotten any new legendaries lately???
>>685323187
very comfi. not gonna last long though as real life responsibilities are still here desu
>I've had dogs my whole life
do you know why it might have been mad? I've been coming over for about two months now and I play with her and wrestle and she never does this.
>>685323207
I considered chopping its head off and leaving the body for it's family to find. But I decided to have mercy on it.
What happened btw? >>685322329
>>685323210
My thumb is fine right now, I like the metally taste of blood so it's a treat for me lol. Where do you work?
>>685323043
Did anything happen in the past few days? When I wasnt here I mean desu
>>685324013
Just crafted Fandral, does that count?
>>685323515
Cow singles.
>>685323912
Someone should be sorry for creating you.
>>685324087
>I like the metally taste of blood so it's a treat for me
Karen at it again
>>685322858
Im good ty, how are you?
>>685323207
How you doin?
>>685323333
I'm attempting to play it less, mercy plz
>>685323571
Just jealous
>>685324087
>her
could be on heat desu.
Either that or when you were playing you accidentally aggravated her.
>>685324363
Pretty good man.
>>685324087
it is pretty tasty....i don't mean that in a weird way lol
ummm....im a part of the military lol
>>685324089
>685324089
he is a pretty good card!!! so sure, id count it lol
>>685324193
Maybe the asshole population thing is a little weird but I don't understand how this is abnormal.
>>685324447
forgot pic...
>>685324447
Living roots value amirite.
Don't recall you playing Hearthstone, again, too many people.
>>685323515
I am, thanks for asking!
>>685324087
Nothing really worth mentioning I'd say.
>>685323333
>Checked.
>>685324160
Ruri.
>>685324363
If I were capable of feeling jealousy towards mere dirt, I would have already hanged myself a long time ago.
>>685324626
i don't much, i just like to keep up with it lol, i didn't get past illidan in the tutorial thingys!!
>>685324124
I think he is
>>685324793
Casual alert. /s
Probably better that you didn't get addicted to it, it's like a drug.
>>685324363
No mercy
>>685324932
Then make him proud and kys
>>685324434
>accidentally aggravated her.
she knows she's not supposed to chew up socks or shoes, she was chewing a sock and I told her not to. When I tried to distract her by playing she bit me. Maybe that's why?
Either way it's a naughty doggo and they're gonna yell at her when they get back.
>>685324447
Yes! What do you do in the military? What's your rank or whatever?
Not on my watch
>Syndra
>>685325366
>>685325420
>>685325461
Syndra you fuck.
Nwe Classic Waifu
>>685325098
lol!!! i am kinda a casual....but i just like to see what kinda cards they come out with!!
i don't wanna get addicted to another game lol
>>685325525
im a helicopter crewmember, and an e-4
where do you work at???
>>685323904
Cool.
>>685324650
Of course.
>>685325366
>>685325461
Congratulations.
Kurumi claimed
>>685325525
Could be. They're possessive creatures, depending on the breed they could lash out and bite.
My dog at home is incredibly docile but if you take her stuff she'll nip you.
I'm gonna lurk on mobile, off to make some dinner.
>>685325573
Best ship
>>685325616
Soryu>Shikinami
>>685320259
>calling people weaboos
>browsing 4chan
>>685325787
I was tempted to post just because I knew for sure you were going to do that.
>>685324087
When I dislike a dog I always eat the tastiest shit right in front of them. That'll show those fucks who's boss
>, I like the metally taste of blood so it's a treat for me lol
My nigga
Blood tastes good
>What happened btw?
see>>685323207
>>685324363
Good I guess but the atmosphere is still a bit tense around me because of all the stress and sleep deprivation
>>685325700
What game is currently sucking up your time?
>>685326045
Fucking kek
>>685326138
none right now....i haven't played any games in forever!! but i used to be pretty bad with warcraft....
>>685325878
>Shikinami
tha's because New Classic and not classic
>>685326138
Life is strange. Surprisingly addictive...
>>685326293
Sad times.
Looking forward to any games?
Overwatch perhaps
>>685326568
At first glance, I expected this to be a gif about an anime girl about to suck a cock.
>>685325366
nah that wouldn't change a thing
you would miss me if I did
>>685325525
>>685325461
What could have been...
>>685325700
I'm just a student. Do you get to fly a helicopter? That's so cool dude.
>>685325778
Okay, bye!
Dog is now sleeping in front of the door. Making lots of whining noises and growling. What a fucking dream.
>>685326131
holy fug nigger. Do they give you a retake or a makeup or something?
>>685326138
oi you
scroll up
blood tastes nice, this time I'm not the weird one.
>>685326669
h-how could you... :(
>>685326524
not really..i might play it though!!
Catherine claimed
>>685326852
If anything it should be a compliment.
>>685317764
omg i love her so much!!
>>685326899
To me, looks like the better/new TF2. And it's got to be said, TF2 was getting pretty stale after all these years.
Best type moon claimed
>>685327447
>>685327510
https://youtu.be/AxaLGbTDcdQ
>>685327858
There's something very off about those tits.
>>685327510
hey its them
>>685327447
where is my coffee and your legs?
>>685328206
Now that you mention it...
>>685328206
It's deviantart, I liked the art well enough to save it and that's pretty much it.
I really hate the shitty watermark though, you know, all fucking three of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV_D1Y_YHlA
>>685328395
I have returned from sleeping.
>>685328504
I prefer to let the few decent pictures find their way unto more respectable sites, the shitty watermarks tend to dissapear underway.
Grades just came out, I passed my hardest class and aced the rest.
Is anyone playing anything right now?
shiinarino claimerino
oh shit whaddup
>>685329322
I'm playing Isaac.
>>685329322
I'm playing Isaac.
>>685329505
>>685329572
Wait... what?
>>685329505
>>685329572
>>685329807
Did your post glitch or..?
>>685328395
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>>685327646
Ohio
>>685330002
Nah, it didn't glitch.
>>685330224
Just a scum
wew lads, made my first steak.
It was an experience I'll say that much
>>685330002
Nah, it didn't glitch.
>>685330490
It better have been medium-raw
>>685329572
>>685330575
hmmmm...
>>685329322
Playing Dark Souls 3 at the moment.
>>685330608
it's what I was going for, whether I got it is up to debate
>>685330490
this >>685330608
>>685329325
go die in a cave
>>685328613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ajEyB1uoY
>>685330781
No, please, I used to listen to this when I was like 14. I don't like it anymore
Post edgiest music you think of.
https://youtu.be/KjAF7D4l91M
>>685331337
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwj0t4_JtOnMAhWInBoKHWSDCJAQ3ywIHzAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DlP077RitNAc&usg=AFQjCNGIms_TT1JZ6eRTqPeuCQx3grYodw&sig2=Ucd9kB944oWweJP7-eO84g
>>685331337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbXhNgVBgco
czech'd
>>685331087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvQhab-RzkA
>>685331337
>Post edgiest music you think of.
Goddamn, Whitehouse makes me not be able to type apparently.
>>685330608
>>685330781
I have concluded that it was fucking delicious. I'm impressed.
