why are you single (no wife, no gf) anon ?
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why are you single (no wife, no gf) anon ?
>>685317094
Sauce? Who dat
>>685317094
because women don't find themselves attracted to me.
but it's ok, i'm heading for arch-wizard anyway.
>>685317094
Because I literally have never tried to not be single.
>>685317642
How old?
>>685317094
Because i have garbage social abilities, and am only mildly attractive
>>685317094
You gonna sauce that shit or what nigger?
I'm unattractive and women generally are more shallow than men, despite them going on about the opposite.
>>685317689
26 in two months.
>>685317792
Fr my dude and I are waiting
>>685317906
Ever considered prostitute?
because I'm poor
>>685317094
i have a lot of friends who are girls, dont really like any of them. i still havent found a girl that i genuinely like
>>685317094
because i'm undesirable, as evidenced by my ex dumping me after we had sex the previous night
never argued or fought or anything
>>685317493
MIRD-142
>>685317906
This
>>685318311
Just pick up a pro and call it a day.
Also, checked
Because I'm not meeting new people
>>685318311
>>685318674
and that is going to help him how?
>>685317839
Except for the pony tail and the fedora
>>685318652
Anon is credit to team.
>>685318755
I don't know but I just got the sauce I needed so I'm out.
Small cock :/ kinda makes me not wanna talk to females.
>>685317094
because of my aggressive wife-beater attitude
>>685318311
>>685318674
no.
call me old-fashioned or a fag, but i can't get intimate with a person i have zero emotional connection with.
>>685319099
bitches don't care as long as you have fingers and know how to use them
generally in sex penises are overrated
Throws this fucking source down!
>>685319433
I'm a virgin, how would one use their fingers in best way for maximum pleasure
>>685317094
I have no sex drive and therefore no reason to date.
Because I've yet to meet a girl worthy of me.
>>685317094
Sex and relashipship feel like a violation of my personal space.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI
Here's the answer
>>685319544
It's all about finding the right spot and usually you can tell from their moaning when you hit it. Also going down on a girl has saved my self esteem a shit ton.
>>685317094
because I hate myself, so how could anyone else love me? Also, small penis, and fat. That's not helping anything.
Working on the fat part though.
>>685319924
What's pussy taste like?
>>685319729
Also i could never sustain a long term sexual relationship as i would need lots of solitary confinement and it would be unfair on a gf.
>>685319729
hello mr. assburgers
>>685320315
Depends if they've showered before. Typically by the time you get to it, it's at the end of the day so not the cleanest. Typically it can taste like a handful of pennies or a bag of sand.
>>685319544
Dude, I can't tell you how to finger a girl, you have to try and observe reactions. Also, it's very different depending on different girls. If you have a little stamina you can make a girl cum multiple times in a row easily, a feat no dick can achieve.
>>685320693
This one dude told me to use my thumb
>>685320679
So it's bareable or what? Just lick lick nomnomnom idk what a bag of sand tastes like
>>685320973
while he was fingering your butthole
bazinga
>>685321081
>idk what a bag of sand tastes like
fucking kek
>>685321259
Nah was just this old dude asked me if I wanted to know how to hit gspot
>>685321390
What? :/..
>>685321081
It just depends on the girl. Usually you can tell what it's going to taste like when you get a whiff of it. If it smells like low tide then run and hide.
>>685320973
Good idea, I'll try it in the future, but not with my current gf. She can't cum from clitoral stimulation, only vaginal. Her favorite thing I do is when I stick two fingers into her pussy and just repeatedly "curl" them in her insides.
why not?
Bad rep, ppl think I'm gay, suicidal tendencies, rumors abounding about me, etc.
>>685317094
Because i'm a loser that falls in love with taken chicks
>>685321559
Fuck I don't even wanna have to be in that situation id Prob dip if it smelled bad
>>685320563
No im not autistic. Just an extremly introverted.
>>685321488
it's a movie reference
First and only gf turned out to be asexual so we just stayed good friends. Every subsequent date has went to shit. Torn between going full wizard or becoming an hero
>>685321657
You stick thumb in and use like the webbed part in middle of thumb and index to rub the outside or whatever
>>685321711
A lot of times you can tell by the look of the girl if they keep themselves hygienically clean.
The sauce bru
what is the fucking sauce
>>685321907
I only plan on going for 10/10s so hopefully those sexy bitches stay clean
>>685317094
cant be arsed to deal with the constant bullshit you have to deal with in relationships
fwb(s) at all times, and as soon as they start acting like fucking cunts (pro tip they all will eventually) ill just break it off
having a charming personality and being handsome as fuck really helps this lifestyle, and im constantly slamming 20 year olds even though im 26 because i look their age, which is obviously also fantastic
>>685322056
ok
>>685317094
Because I believe Boxxy will notice me and be the perfect mate I've been hoping for
>>685322227
Mad
fat, broke, lil penis
>>685322187
Yall niggas hoping for a girl to come on to you is mothafuckkin smh
Aint nobody gonna come to yo ass when u believe in such high delusion
Nigga ina blox klp
>>685322307
Get in line behind me faggot
>>685322056
Fucked a 11/10 a year ago, best looking girl I've ever seen in person. Sex wasn't really as great, but I love the fact how pissed off my best friend is, who had always better looking girls than me.
>>685322421
Women would never come on to men.
>>685322398
100%
>>685317094
Decided to take a break from relationships to really get my life together and develop a career. After a couple of relationships that really crashed and burned after a while, I figure I should improve myself as a human and learn to really love myself.
I do have a boyfriend
>>685321673
Ever heard of sloppy seconds song i dont wanna be a homosexual.
>>685317094
Because I'm afraid to talk to girls
>>685322693
dickpics or gtfo
>>685322660
This.
Because I'm emotionally a wreck after my seven year relationship ended.
>>685322573
Nice man. I just like beautiful women would like to haz one to just look at really
>>685322826
How was it like being a Cuck
>>685317094
>(no wife, no gf)
did you really have to clarify what you meant by the word 'single'?
>>685322763
Kek scared of females. Seriosly tho never ever lets those parasites into your life.
>>685322928
She didn't fuck anyone else while we were dating.
>>685322870
>haz
>az
>z
>>685323026
That you know of. They sneaky like that man.
because I hate myself, so how could anyone else love me? Except for that pretty average looking and rich
>>685322936
Hey is it bad that I never experience love
>>685323232
True, and if I convince myself that she did I'll probably be better at getting over her.
I don't know if it was your intent, but I think you helped me by calling me a cuck.
>>685317094
Yes, i'm a boring guy
>>685323316
No. It's actually better. That way you never had to experience love lost.
>>685323026
She had many loads blown in her. Classic CUCK in denial
>>685317094
Have you TRIED to maintain any kind of relationship like that? The stress just about made me kill her. Twice.
>>685323316
Nope. I never have and proberly never will. Its not so bad. Get a good job and an awsome hobby.
Also drugs are way better then friends, family, co workers and sexual partners.
>>685323363
You weren't a cuck bro. Cucks want their gfs to do that shit. You just need to know it's not worth dwelling over.
>>685323434
Hey your right, no one ever told me that
MGTOW. That's why.
>>685323577
Totally agree on the drug part
>>685323471
being a cuck isn't so bad, as long as you also cheat on her
>>685323471
CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK: IT'S THE BUZZWORD OF THE SEASON!!!!!!
>>685323693
Nah if she cheats it's not worth it id say, only if you do.
>>685323577
the career part is agreeable but not the drugs part but thank anyways
Fuck hoes and tricks
>>685317094
work 100%, study 50% and work out 3-5 times a week
>>685323858
Reminds me of a silly situation I once had; was sex buddies with a girl which had a bf for 5 years, they lived together etc. After a month she broke up with him because of me. Then she comes to ME and tell ME she want's to move in. I'm like nope, not gonna happen. We are still friends somehow.
>>685324492
Lol yall still duck?
>>685317094
>work for 10 hours a Day till saturday
>I have study on my free time
Shame on me
>>685323882
K. Drugs arent for everyone. They just make it easyier to not give a shit. Parents die. Just get high. Get made redundant at work. Just get high. Develop a medical problem. Fuck it just get high.
>>685320679
>bag of sand
I'm an anti-social bastard. Simple as that. Also, kinda fat. But mostly the anti-social part.
>>685321664
I'm in love.
>>685317094
1. I don't want one.
2. I'm an awful person who eventually ruins the lives of everyone he cares about.
>>685322763
Then fuck a dude.
>>685322763
practice on trannies
where the heck do you guys even go to get into these situations? like, fuck, i'm approaching my third year at college and i don't even know where people find girls/people they can talk to, let alone get in a relationship with. online? in person? where do I find new people to talk to?
>>685326692
You typically have to go outside
>>685326692
you talk to people in class, befriend them, go out with them, get dutch courage drunk, make new friends
playing grills is fucking easy in college if you're cocky. just go to the parties, that's where they go out in search of D
>>685317094
I'm not the type to commit, I enjoy solitude, ssri's make it so sex is pointless, I use my money to fund hobbies and pet projects. Lots of reason but if I had to choose one, I don't want one.
>>685317094
Because the only people who have slept with me are already in a relationship.
>>685327051
>just go to the parties
pretty much this
party while you can
unless you're a fucking weirdo you can't fuck it up
>>685317094
because i dont trust people. its easy enough to get laid without leaving yourself open to having your life fucked over by someone that you thought loved you but was actually just using you.
>>685327518
oh it's not really about getting fucked for me (my first and only ex fixed that) but the situation I met her in and the transition was strange enough so that I don't know how i'm actually supposed to make those connections, unless you meant just go hang out at parties regardless. in that case i'll just [spoiler]take your advice when the semester starts up again [/spoiler]
>>685327518
yup
also one of the best techniques that works for me is pretenting every male at the party is beta. I won't say it explicitly but I'll be like "look at that guy trying way too hard", or I'll ask the grill to buy me a beer instead of the other way around. use your knowledge of beta to distinguish yourself from it
if you're unsure of doing something, ask yourself would a thirsty beta do this? if the answer is yes, don't do it
also don't talk about yourself unless asked explicitly, and even then remain vague. the trick is not to qualify yourself, but to get her to quality herself to you. In practice: the more you get her to talk, the more she invests and the more she likes you. then she'll be all over you cos youre this mysterious guy who got her to open up. makes them crazy
>>685317094
Because poorfuck with lowpaying job. Because college student only part time job can get. Because no time after work, school, and homework. Also because don't care enough to try. Because hand works fine.
>>685328063
>spoilers don't work on /b/
fuck whatever
>>685328063
jesus anon, there's a thousand ways to meet people every day you go out in public. get a grip, we're a social species, act like it
>>685328063
dude, summer is the best time for fucking, don't wait till next semester
>>685328392
no girls at your job?
>>685328063
it's not about getting fucked, just talk to people and everything else (friendships, fucking and relationships) comes with it
and embrace the concept of parties broadly, lots of festivals in the summer
>>685328110
exactly, don't try to impress people by acting like a cuck or talking about yourself
friends help, people tend to shun loners but on the other hand, idiot friends can be a burden and going out alone forces you to socialize
>>685317094
i dont trust woman, people in general
thought about it
tried it several times
succeeded a few times
failed more oft than not
guess I am too screwed up
can't really commit to it
pretending to care
be part of society and fit in so other ppl gonna think that I'm totally in the game
not even going to vote for some shitty pol and play vidia instead
Because I'm an ugly loser with no confidence
Pic related, it's me.
>>685317906
From someone who's around a lot of women will find themselves attracted to almost anything there's someone out there that Litterely will fuck you if you play your cards right
>>685317094
I dislike human presence and body(fapping to zoo since age 10).
>because the pain caused by my ex leaving me is so prolonged and deep i dont ever want to experience that again. Seeing your girl in love with someone else is heartbreaking. Your girl doesnt love you anymore but a year later you still love her. Shes now someone elses girl
>>685328782
One much younger, one much older, and one married. I suppose I could take a swing at the older lady; that, however, may have negative consequences and very little benefit. The age difference would make a lasting relationship difficult, if not impossible, and dating a coworker in such a small buisness can and lukely will lead to terrible problems should the relationship fail. As they say, don't poop where you eat.
>>685317094
last gf was really abusive. started out nice, ended stealing from me and pimping me out.
hard to escape. dont want to date for a while.
>>685328925
well I'm kind of a lone wolf. when I'm with friends I'll pay most my my attention to them, but what works best for grills is just getting fucked up drunk and wandering alone. be the one guy who is dancing on his own and having fun on the dance floor. be the guy outside who is smoking cigs and talking to strangers. you gotta get out of that comfort zone. also helps not to take life too seriously
Because every time i try i get rejected
>>685329077
girls like bad guys , just wear a decepticons shirt
>>685328492
you're right.
>>685328604
i'm in bumfuck smalltown for the summer, but no excuses i'm going to get going
>>685328925
talking to people isn't a problem for me, and, hel,l I have friends right now; i guess it's just a personal fulfillment problem. I'm gonna sort my own shit out first while I have the time and ability and then worry about other people
I have one I just think it's gonna be over in a few days. Went too fast and scared her, plus she wasn't looking for anything long term
>>685329152
yikes!
>>685319653
Varys
>>685329247
>negative consequences
>part-time job
Why do you even care? It's not like you are making a career there. Part time jobs can be found easily.
>>685329350
exposure is the only way. Eventually you stop giving a fuck. that's when the magic is starting to happen
cause I cant hold a conversation with people I dont know, making it hard to meet new people.
>>685329077
Just let your hair get longer and get contacts or lasik. And maybe some adult clothes
>>685329208
Ya my best old ex friend Jack is with her. Worst part is the first date we had was on my birthday and I could have easily been with her now if I just told her to stay and not fly away
>>685329707
tfw posted wrong pic
>why are you single (no wife, no gf) anon ?
I'm socially withdrawn.
I barely talk to any people at work and i'm fucking comfortable like this.
I meet my friends at a pub about once in a month and that is all social interaction i need.
The rest of the time i spend learning to draw.
Because I live in the wrong country
>>685329284
This is actually great advice. Just try to live a little
>>685329077
you dont look normal enough.
but you COULD score if you look in non-normal locations.
I suggest hipster gay bars,
and meth dens.
>>685329707
I know small talk sucks but trust me, it's an essential skill. just think of it as a stepping stone to more in depth subjects
>>685317839
>generally more shallow than men
I can tell why you're single m8
>>685317094
>anons
>sex
fuck off newfag
>>685329579
Yes, that is true. For me, however, the risk of losing a job then having to find a new one outweighs the potential benefits. Relationships have little to no importance to me at all. I've been in 3 in my life, every one of them I more or less fell ass-backwards into. And when they started falling apart, I did nothing to try to save them.
Cuz I'm an ugly manlet
>>685330004
>>685317094
I'm trying, the gril i liked finally started talking to me
Seems there's still hope
>>685330633
Godspeed you fucking retard
>>685330633
oneitis is a serious disease retard
if you're not playing 3+ grills at a time you're doing it wrong
>>685317094
whos the woman?
>>685330956
But there are no other grills i like
>>685317094
Because i live in an SJW infested area with strong indipendant alpha females that don't need no boyfriends or husbands.
If they want to fuck, which is on average once a month because women have no real sexdrive, they arrange a date with one of many 10/10 alpha male matches on tinder, even if some of them themself look like 5/10 at best. They mostly do it to show off to their other alpha female friends anyway, "i fucked this 10/10 on tinder #slut".
They don't want children because "hurrr my career/body/free time" and instead support our war mongering governments and their refugee policy because it enables them to stay selfish, childfree, consume addicted whores as long as possible. I can't wait for these bitches to become old and ugly with faded tattoos that look like shit and get robbed by hordes of gypsies and muslims in the street with no sons or husbands to protect them.
>>685317094
>why are you single (no wife, no gf) anon ?
I am NOT... WHY would any sane man want to get married? I got a lot more sex when single.
>>685329077
swap glasses, they cover your eyebrows
otherwise you're cool, just go out and talk to ppl
>>685329077
Just shave your head, grow you beard get better glasses and clean you fucking bathroom
>>685329768
I can't wear contacts. Blind in my left eye. They're more to protect my good eye. Also, hair is balding, so no go, sadly.
>>685317094
because I can
>>685329284
sure, that can work
>>685329389
k that's true, you shouldn't try to fill a void with other ppl. never
but like you said, get going, go out, you got nothing to lose
Because, given the way most women in the West choose to live their lives, I no longer see them as deserving of large amounts of my time or attention. My only motivation for committing to a relationship with a woman would be if it was necessary in order to have sex with them. Since it isn't, I don't.
A relationship with a woman is a lot like torrenting- you can leech sex and then seed the relationship with your time, or you can be a shitty pirate and bail after you've gotten what you want. Ahoy, bitches.
>>685331340
.......yeah THATS why you're a virgin.
>>685331603
Thanks for the tip, anon
>>685329935
Lolno
>>685332006
seed those torrents asshole. maybe not the AAA titles but at least seed rare stuff
lol Im married you losers
>tfw you'll die a virgin
Because I'm a hateful, introverted fuck.
I'm a fat ugly bastard, but I'm up here in Southwest Virginia in the middle of the Blue Ridge Mountains where it's full of fat ugly lazy women that are desperate for some hillbilly ass dude to support them. It would be easy as fuck to find a girl around here but 90% of them already have a baby or are stupid as fuck and I don't want any part of that shit.
>>685329362
Mah nigga
>>685332193
fine you want real advice? burn that shirt. it is extremely unappealing to women.
secondly, embrace the stereotype and try to look like more of a redneck country boy.
>>685332345
>mfw you'll still die lonely
I'd rather live in a trailer park than living together with some vapid whore
>>685317094
Because i'm fuck ugly, fat as fuck and it's become obvious to me over the years i'm just not pleasant to be around.
People don't want to be around me. Any friends i did have were always centred around one person who they wanted to be around and who tolerated my presence. Thus when that one individual disappeared/died/left etc so did people i considered my friends.
So many people i considered true friends just surgically removing me from their lives in an instant and each time it hurt less and less until now i just accept the truth that i was always meant to be alone.
Doesn't mean i'm happy about it, fuck no i'm miserable, but i cannot change what fate has in store for me so i just sit here and patiently wait for death content in the knowledge that when i do finally die at least nobody will be sad about it.
>>685332458
What fucking stereotypes? The fuck you talking about?
>>685331340
thanks Obama!
>>685332462
I live in a trailer park and I can confirm that aside from neighbors screaming obscenities, people driving lawnmowers up and down the road as transportation, and the occasional gunshot, it is definitely better than living with some vapid whore.
>>685317094
cause im a creep
>>685332804
duh. your house is a piece of shit and you're trying to dress like a suburban nerd.
very clashing.
dress like the moonshine brewing, pot smoking, tobacco chewing, sister fucking redneck that you are.
I'm single because I'm way happier having sex once or twice a week with a prostitute or the occasional drunken nympho, than having to spend time with the same cunt the whole year long.
Also, most of the good-looking and mentally stable gals I know are taken, so I'm left with the good looking sickos (no thanks, what a horror.. 15 mins of pleasure isn't worth two weeks of stupidity and neurotic episodes), the ugly but stable ones (meh, nah thx, you can smell the despair) or the ugly that are mentally unstable (not interested in feminists and sjws).
So yeah, whores and prostitutes. Some are kinda nice, actually. Even dated one a few years back.
i say one thing wrong and try and fix it but god forbid i do that
>>685332953
sweet brah. I'd rather have shitty neighbours than a shitty housemate
>>685331849
Sorry bro, Bic your head, grow your beard. Upgrade your eyewear.
Because I fucked up too much with some girls and it went shitstorm
Right now I don't know how to find a new girl
Fuck I'm lonely for summer break
>>685329077
Keep your head shaved and either:
Get some different glasses and better clothes
or
Play up the hipster look
>>685317094
Because I'm having too much fun making money and fucking random girls to be tied down like I used to be.
>>685317094
Goddess
i guess most of the people single here are just too ugly or awkward including myself (pic is me)
>>685317094
because fuck other people. ima do me. i live in my tiny apartment with my battlestation waifu and it makes me fucking happy.
why do i need some other motherfucker to mess with my life?
>>685333423
Trailer park life is the shit, man. When you live in a 50 year old mobile home that's already falling apart and ain't worth 1500 bucks anymore you don't have to give a fuck about damaging anything because it already looks like shit.
Plus there are never any cops up in here so pretty much everyone does whatever the fuck they want. Also dat $250 a month rent, man. I'm trailer trash and proud to say it.
>>685317094
One ex-wife is enough. That's my reason.
>>685318334
/thread
>Didn't get much experience with grills when I was younger
>Only 1 relationship that ended in an utter shitstorm
>Aforementioned relationship phobias and issues plague me to this day with women
But I'm alright for now I guess, all I need is weed n' shrooms.
>>685333898
trailer fag here.
my neighbors are cool, there's a guy who sells weed and burritos his wife makes out of his car
the only thing i hate is the dozens of cats.
I have a gf.
>>685317094
I don't believe in labels.
>>685333689
Play up how? Sorry. Fashion retarded here.
>>685334537
Not him, but play up means get into it more; IE dress/look more hipster-y.
>>685334250
Sounds cool as shit, we just have meth addicts, Mexicans, inbred hillbillies, and an old man that gets drunk and screams about niggers in my park. Also dumpster cats, dumpster cats everywhere. Otherwise it's pretty chill here.
Was pretty fun to listen to the neighbors talking about cooking the possum they found in the woods, though.
>>685334694
I know what it means. What should I add/subtract?
How do you tell if a gril likes you
>>685317094
I'm the middle child.
>>685334750
dumpster cats. holy fuck this one time i woke up at 4am because i couldn't sleep and went for a walk. there were so many fucking cats. packs of them walking down the street.
im a house shut in with terrible social skills and mildly approachable or attractive to women
>>685335051
We don't have QUITE that many cats around here, but in true trailer park fashion I have a broke down truck sitting in my yard with a smashed window and couple of cats have taken up residence in that, shit pisses me off because I might fix that truck eventually. Although probably not, but still.
They also have a bad habit of getting under your trailer and fighting/fucking if you have any of the underpinning pulled up the slightest bit.
>>685336087
>under the trailer.
one time my autistic father felt bad for the cats under my trailer, so he gave them a can of tuna.
they meowed for weeks.
i finally just threw a shitload of habanero powder down there.
ex broke up few days ago
2 years including a short breakup after 1 year
all cool and single again.. hope tinder isn't hsit looking for a girl that can cum vaginal
>>685317094
One relationship the girl I was with was banging 4 other guys. I found this out only after she wrecked my motorcycle. That and I caught the clap from her.
Then I was married, the bitch went from 145 to 250 lbs and went full blown psycho.
At this point I'm happy being forever alone.
I actually have no idea why I'm still single op. I always get to second base and can never get any farther. I'm not fat or unattractive, I must be fucking up somewhere.
because i go on /b/.
>>685317094
because i am not
I just cant get it
Fuck bitches, get money
Cause im straight
Because I'm working on myself.
I'm working on improving myself.
I don't need anyone by my side at this time.
im shy as fuck
cause like many of u im suffering from crippling depression. i am a man on the outside, but on the inside im the biggest pussy. i just want to be with a woman that gives me the attention i need and holds me and cares about me as much as i care about here, i wanna start a family with her and i want her to be pretty. im not saying these women don't exist but with my ex i felt no connection with her and i feel like because of my depression and ptsd and insomnia ill never find anyone who can take care of me, or atleast someone i can open up to. i need a woman that can 'mother' me if u will, even if she isn't my gf. cause i never had a mother.
as well as this, women biologically want a strong man mentally and physically (which i am physically, and i can convince people that i am mentally) and so opening up to a woman will instantly remove any attraction she has for me, she wont look at me as a man if i tell her i want her to cuddle with me or if i tell her I wanna cry when im with her cause i never cry and she warms my cold heart and makes me feel like i am allowed to cry with her.
but i think im just gonna kill myself or get myself killed cause ill never be able to get what i really want.
>>685340929
b&
>>685317094
because im socially retarded and also can baredly take care of myself. i wouldn't be able to handle a relationship at this point.
>>685340998
Took the bait haha
Got you good bruh
Got you good
>>685317906
Nigger that's not even old! I've seen 60 year old virgins! Quit being a pussy and get pussy
>>685329077
if you grew your beard out, shaved your head, got in shape and didn't have such fucking retarded glasses you'd look fairly attractive.
>>685330633
cute
>>685331340
>gypsies and muslims
Not sure why I am here.. but I seems like some people could use some reassurance.
If anyone wants tips or insight from someone who felt the same way before meeting my wife, fire away.
