At Starbucks... dubs decides what I do?? Pic related
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At Starbucks... dubs decides what I do?? Pic related
>>685315145
Dump your drink all over that arm chair, then leave. Document with pics.
>>685315145
Ask a female employee for their number
Drop your pants and ask someone if they want cream in their coffee
>>685315145
>>685315794
Ask a male employee for their number
Stick the straw in your ass and ask if someone wants a chocolate topping on their drink
>>685315145
whip drink at glass window.
yell "i despise niggers and love ISIS"
kiss random girl near you.
tape it
op wont do it
>>685315145
Drink your drink, pay for it, and leave.
>>685316436
Reroll
>>685315145
KIll yourself
>>685316340
this
Start a small fire.
sharpie in pooper
>>685316024
Rerolll
stand on table and start masterbating
Take a sip and act like it was really hot and you burnt your mouth and make a big scene.
have some self respect and leave.
throw drink at random person
>>685316024
This one
take off pants, jirate hips, make dick do helicopter
Black lives dont matter at the top of your lungs
poop on the floor and throw your shit at random person
>>685317010
Kek, he lost all self respect when he entered the building
Talk on your cell phone loudly about how much you hate niggers
obviously you whip your dick out and walk about like you dont know its out...
>>685316024
Rolling for this
>>685317172
reroll for this, cant get in trouble for it either. claim insanity
>>685316609
Starbucks employee found
fake a fainting episode, when the ambulance arrives call the paramedic a faggot and run away.
>>685317248
roll for this
>>685317152
rollerino
>>685317228
winrrar
Find the hipster, sit next to him and explain why Thinkpads are superior to Macbooks
>>685317248
do eeet!
>>685317379
fucking newfag
act like you have tourettes
order a birthday cake pop and eat it
>>685317307
Check these dubs OP
>>685317398
roll
>>685317430
reroll
>>685317420
420, do i win? :D
>>685317248
roll
>>685317444
Checked
>>685317444
Winrar trips
>>685315145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38h0W2bZrQ
>>685317444
>Dubs
>Gets trips
>>685317444
Oh shiz
>>685317444
trips mah nig!
>>685317444
winrar!
demand a refill
>>685317307
Reroll
cut urself, fill cup with ur blood, drink it and chill
>>685315145
Spend every last dollars you have on as many caramel frappuccinos as you can afford. Leave without getting them.
>>685317444
I meant trips my bad guys
>>685317379
Wat
piss on floor like its a normal thing, then sit down and finish cofee
>>685317444
OP do now for le trips
>>685317503
Fucking spammer
>>685315145
Finish your coffee and walk out like a normal individual... Then shit right in front of the door, if can't shit, force vomit.
>stand up
>make sure everyone sees you standing up
>unzip pants
>pull pants down
>put straw in ass
>try drinking your coffee with ass
Time stamp and report back to /b/ with pics.
If someone approuches you tell them in a slow and loud voice that you're busy researching if the hours you spend training your ass-cheaks has resulted in you being able to suck things up your anus like the true faggot you are.
get ur dick out on the table and post pics
>>685317805
Fucking reroll
>>685316024
This faggot.
>>685317805
Reroollllll
Open the door
Get on the floor
Do the dinosaur
>>685317444
trips for the win
Take it to the toilet, piss in it and go put it back table
Do something crazy but don´t break the law dude
rollololololol
>>685315145
delete every screenplay youve written in that shithole
take a shit and ask random negro its his child
Order the most expensive drink. Yell everything should be free, feel the bern. Walk out the door, yell racist to anyone protesting.
>>685317444
OP won't do trips
OP is a fag
>>685315145
Leave and support local businesses. Try other coffee shops around town until you find one you like.
And what the fuck kind of baby coffee is that?
>>685317805
Rerolling
Tell the cashier that you are an epic memelord from 4chin and have them write "trololol xD" on your next order, film it all and say epic between every breath then tip him a napkin saying 1 million upvotes
>>685319074
This is what you deserve OP
>>685319074
This 'cause OP is a cuck
>>685315145
Grab hold of the first guy you see, and yell:
This is my faggot. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My faggot is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my faggot is useless. Without my faggot, I am useless. I must penetrate my faggot true. I must thrust deeper than my enemy who is trying to rape me. I must penetrate him before he penetrates me. I will...
My faggot and I know that what counts in the bedroom is not the loads we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the creampie we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My faggot is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its shaft. I will keep my faggot clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
>>685319074
Rollin for social justice
>>685315145
Spend all your money on espresso, taking shot after shot, getting more and more agitated and angry as you order until they throw you out.
