New fluffy thread, bring out your dead!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
New fluffy thread, bring out your dead!
>>685263835
oh shit waddap
>>685263835
posting some shitty OC in a sec, hold on to your asses
Hello boys.
>>685262113 (You)
>You came back later that evening to check on the damage and to bury the dead
>It was total carnage
>Corpses strewn along everywhere, one ripped himself in half crying to crawl up the trench side
>Had his guts trailing behind him
>One was pregnant, and ended up getting far as the chicken wire before falling on her back and getting speared
>You shook your head, and began to bury them. >With all the thick snow and dirt you brought, no one will trip over the spikes or even know they're here
>You burying the evidence rightly hides it
>As you throw more dirt and snow onto the trench until you hear something
>You stop, and begin to hear weeping
>You step over the bodies of the two foot wide trench and peer into the tunnel
>Looks like one of them is still alive
>You reach in and take her by the tail, pulling her out onto the snow
>You look at her, and for the first time, you are shocked
>She was bone-thin, with frozen tears staining her face
>And feces covering her lips and snout
>She had been through hell
"Pw... Pwee....En' et."
"What?"
"En' et..."
>She gestured to your shovel
"I nu wal... Wal... Wawk... Nu can mo... moove..."
>She wants you to end it, to end her.
>You saw the footage and saw how she was treated, and so you thought of the only thing you could do.
"Here, let me show ya somefin."
>You pick her up carefully and turn her around
>You point to the white and blue unicorn, whom you had pulled out of the snow
"See that righ' there? Dats the smarty of your herd."
"He won' be harmin' ya or ya foal ever again."
"He won't be harmin anyone ever again."
>"Huu... Hu... He.. Gon..?"
"Yeah, he's gone."
>You stand aside and turn her around, and move back a bit as you raise your shovel
"Good night, little fluff."
"Go... Goo' ni..."
>You bring the shovel's point down on her head, splitting her down her frontal lobe
>Killing her with the speed and mercy her foal was never given, and with the swiftness that smarty never deserved.
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>>685263974
Fuck Yeah!!
>>685264293
>>685264333
>>685264372
>>685264257
What will we do with a fuckin' smartie?
What will we do with a fuckin' smartie?
What will we do with a fuckin' smartie?
Early in the morning
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning
>>685264408
>>685264113
Kill yourself, faggot!!!
>>685264180
>You lob her body in with the dead, and continue to bury them all under a pile of dirt, snow, and fertilizer.
>But you lay her down on her stomach, and dig any other dead bodies from the tunnel out and place them next to hers.
>You would bury her foal, but sadly it's too far in the tunnel to reach
>She will never be with her foal, even in death
>You throw fertilizer over the ground, for when spring comes
>In spring you have one flower planted, for the fluffy who suffered the most through the whole ordeal.
>A small red poppy, just like her and her foal.
-Fin-
And now, I sleep.
>>685264452
What did I do wrong?
>>685264424
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning
>>685264519
>>685264557
>>685264522
Put him in the longboat until he's nicer
Put him in the longboat until he's nicer
Put him in the longboat until he's nicer
Early in the morning
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning
The newness in here is sickening
>>685264614
>>685264661
>>685264519
Stay alive!!
>>685264624
Stick him in a barrel with a hose pipe on
it
Stick him in a barrel with a hose pipe on
it
Stick him in a barrel with a hose pipe on
it
Early in the morning
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning
>>685264713
>>685264722
I don't understand anon.
>>685264822
>>685264878
>>685264732
Put him in the bed with the captain's
fluffy
Put him in the bed with the captain's
fluffy
Put him in the bed with the captain's
fluffy
Early in the morning
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning
That's what we do with a fuckin' smarty
That's what we do with a fuckin' smarty
That's what we do with a fuckin' smarty
Early in the morning
what happened to wolfram?
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>>685264953
Cute as fuck.
>>685264835
oh boy, I think I just popped a boner...
Just imagining the smell... the texture...
how would it feel if I rubbed my body all over it?
would it warm up if I took a shit on her pelvis?
the possibilities are endless... and I'm so horny...
>>685265074
Thanks anon. I like your images too. Keep posting!
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>>685265221
>>685265146
You got it.
*try's to wink*
>>685264424
>>685264522
>>685264624
>>685264732
>>685264913
Dank OC, one chance only. I'm burning everything tomorrow morning because why keep this shit anywhere?
>>685264953
Almost want to save
Don't do this to me anon
>>685264822
Until i can kick you, asshole?
Anyone up for a green text fluffy abuse? I have one in mind but I will also take requests.
>>685265293
This is the best fluffy thread in a long time.
hugbox faggots are flooding this shit
>>685265327
Embrace the cute, anon.
>>685265408
Sorry Anon. I thought this was a fluffy thread.
>>685265408
just normal trolls, but they are running off the idiots that always reply
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>>685265549
>wahhh
>wahhh
>wahhh
>>685265549
Aww you're no fun. Stop figuring out what I'm doing! :(
>>685265657
>>685265549
the "bring out your DEAD" didn't give you any clues?
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>>685265768
>>685265795
>>685265715
damn nigga you got yo' teeth on yo' brain!
>>685265686
Stop trying to make my heart explode.
>>685265826
>>685265849
Hey that's actually a good request. Got any more open chests?
>>685265835
>>685265829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s&index
>>685265962
>>685265962
>literal definition of a try-hard wannabe banana meme
>>685265605
fingers have no threads... this guy was wearing gloves! that's why he cut off his thumb!
as my grandma used to say a cat with gloves catches no mice
>>685265962
Not really. I need to expand my collection.
As someone who faps to both fluffy abuse and ero-guro this thread is a really rare treat.
>>685265777
teeth and eye are fake as shit!
how am I supposed to fap to this?!
>>685266033
I don't know what you're mad about. I'm posting fluffies in a fluffy thread.
>>685266087
Bummer anon. Quality stuff though.
>>685266219
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>>685266154
can't even tell what's going on here
is that supposed to be shit?
>>685265463
Must... Not... Save... Too... Adorable...
>>685266338
>>685266307
again with the ms paint eyes! wtf?!
it's the kind of shit that defeats the purpose of posting real rekt shit here
>>685266402
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>>685266556
shit son, this is going nowhere, your fap folder is full of shit and I ain't sharing mine
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>>685266675
yeah, obvious newfag probably wasn't around when ogrish was a thing. This new generation of edgelords makes me get nostalgia for when I was so naive.
>>685266804
oh great this faggot is posting selfies now
Looks like fluffy threads are ruined forever thanks to this brony faggot
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>>685267067
Thanks for noticing, senpai.
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>>685267067
nah, normie faggots gotta get some sleep eventually. otherwise they can't get anything done
the weak deserve to be trolled
night all
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Round 3? I have more Fluffle Puff to post if you guys are down.
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
> Ten years have passed since that night at Habio labs, you were there working late as you usually do
> the break in left everything a mess, unfinished... You had a goal and drive. A dream to light up lonely lives and little children with something revolutionary.
> All your hard work ruined when fluffies were released into the wild woefully unready for the world they were thrust into
> Now you have become all but demonized for your work unfinished has now left a scourge upon the citizens you once built something magical for.
> through it all you managed to finish your work alone, amongst a world of both feral and domesticated fluffies... though your mission has changed.
> you wish to do the same now as you did then, to enhance the lives of the human race and those that you have held most dear.
> Now instead of a pet that can love you back, something with a wholesome demeanor towards your fellow citizens. You have created a pet that has a righteous intelligence.
> More empathetic
> More intelligent
> A much more... Dare one say, elegant creature.
> it is still a fluffy, to be sure... But now I can give it all I need to assist me in retracting the mistake that i, Hasbio, and PETA have all unleashed unto this world.
> A fluffy killing fluffy...
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
>>685264822
Goddamned just post the banana instead
>>685267218
>>685267277
WOW TOP CONTRIBUTION
I don't believe in magic... because if it exists... then I am in danger of being tricked into being eaten by monster desu desu. A snack for her belly for me to be digested for a thousand years in hundreds of chewed LIVE separate pieces, my soul trapped in each for the remainder of the slow 1,000 year digestion.
>>685267373
That would be off topic though. I don't want to make anyone mad. I just want to post cute fluffies.
United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Farewell my dearest maiden desu,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
Alas, I must be parting you,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Our sight and aim are finely tuned!
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
On OP, NEWFAG, and LE-MEMES!
Farewell, farewell, farewell!
For we fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
We never rest, Suiseiseki press on!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
Until we've broke the Faggots spawn!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
For we fight for 4chans's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Give me your hand, my maiden desu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell,
A parting kiss, and then adieu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell!
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
>>685267373
Suiseiseki don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on Suiseiseki to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. Suiseiseki will put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. Suiseiseki don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. Suiseiseki will fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. Suiseiseki will turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is Suiseiseki hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home Suiseiseki will run you over with Suiseiseki's fucking car out of no where and kill you. Suiseiseki justs want you to know how easily Suiseiseki could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how Suiseiseki would rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… Suiseiseki will fucking resuscitate you and kill you again Suiseiseki's self you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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>>685267138
betest oww-cee ewahh
>>685267487
I like you anon. I'll shitpost alongside you any day. Have a good night.
>>685267193
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST SUISEISEKI DON'T SPEND SUISEISEKIS TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SUISEISEKI IS GONNA DO? SUISEISEKI IS GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. SUISEISEKI WILL LITERALLY SHIT UP YOUR ASS. SUISEISEKI WILL TAKE SUISEISEKIS PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND SUISEISEKI WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT SUISEISEKIS SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND SUISEISEKI WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM SUISEISEKIS ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? SUISEISEKI WILL PISS IN A POT. SUISEISEKI WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. SUISEISEKI WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. SUISEISEKI WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND SUISEISEKI WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS
Image limit already?
>>685267067
If you're really upset then just report the kid for violating global rule #10. Not likely anything will come from it because, let's be real here, no one gives a shit about spammers on /b/. Spamming on /b/ is like pissing in an ocean of piss. It'll take time but eventually he'll get desensitized, stop getting triggered by cartoons, and be that much closer to being what he hates.
>>685267622
how did that shit happen?
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>>685267573
>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all
>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"
>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine
We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"
For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive
>>685267873
Underrated post.
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
