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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of spook

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Motherfucker, I got a bald head!

Shinoa claimed
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>>685252911
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I already miss Dr. Pepper.
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Kud claim

>Going to bed edition

I have to get up early for the MRI tomorrow so I'm off, it's been a lot of fun talking with you all, I hope we get to have more fun discussions in the future!
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>>685252911
>Spooky smugs?
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>>685252911
>911

>>685250232
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Megumin claimed~

I hope Dr.Pepper will be alright
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>>685252997
>

>>685252729
I love this place because strangers on the worst part of the surface Web becomes friends and never seen each other's face
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Miho claimed

>>685252911
>
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Obligatory claim.
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>>685253233
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>>685252070
Nothings wrong, nothings ever wrong with me mang haha, just a bit preoccupied :P
>>685252144
I'm doin pretty hood mang, you doin hood?
>The smug is dead
Smug is never dead you heretic
>>685252286
i'll download it now in prep
>>685252603
>drunktard
U WOT and yeah, I used benadrill more than I should have when I had to take it. I know thats some lame shit but the first ones I took actually slumped me haha. What do you take your pills?
>>685252729
Thats cus were losers
>>685252878
Will do haha
>my nigga
my nigga

Also claiming
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>>685252911
spooked me
>>685253109
>lurk rattles
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Milinda claim

>>685252068
Haha yeah. He wasnt mad. He had like 7 or 8 planes. If I had pulled up I could have overridden the hydraulics and manually lowered the gear... It could have worked.. I guess I will never know.

>>685252118
... You better be... I scare too easily...

>>685252144
AHHHHH! IM WARNING YOU, I WILL FIRE AT YOU! NO UNDEAD CAN WITHSTAND THIS CANNON FIRE!
>

>>685252603
It is.
>Mostly cause your too cute. <3

>>685252878
NO NO NO I CANT TAKE IT! I SCARE TOO EASILY! PLS SPARE MEEEEE
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Well it's time to go and pass out.

See you later guys.
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>>685253496
night
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still here

and

>>685253402
sweet
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>>685253417
Stahp
No more sad Sachi
I don't like it.
>Rattle rattle
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NOTICE ME
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>>685253496
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Kyouko.
>>685253807
>Shiro
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>>685253226
He'll be aight
>>685253496
Goodnight! sleep well :)
>>685253622
whats it called again? lol
>>685253807
I fuckin talked to you nigger
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hm.
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>>685253807
hi
>>685254048
onigiri
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>>685253457
Over ride the hydraulics? How does that work? And so many planes, sounds like he's pretty well off.
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>>685253457
Nah~
I trust you too much, you're my second in command after all~
>>685253402
What you got for tomorrow, my kind black man~?
>>685253807
>noticed
What's up?
>>685253496
Goodnight qt~
>>685254048
I hope so
>>685254097
What's on your mind?
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>>685253807
Who the fuck are you?
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>>685252911
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>>685253697
<
>rattle
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>>685253139
Night kud!

>>685253149
>>685253239
>>685253332
>>685253402
>>685253417
>>685253457
2 התסלוניקים 1 : 9

>>685253496
Night!

>>685253807
Onigiri, senpai
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>>685253807
I HAD TO
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>>685254248
Just thinking about my dog still, can't stop. Not sure if you were here or not when I was talking about it earlier.
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>>685254343
><
>Rattle
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>>685254002
>>685254205
Thank you
>>685254248
Playing fallout 4 far harbor
>>685254048
You were the only one
>>685254278
Im moka ive been here for a little while
>>685254357
But your still senpai
Ive never been senpai
>>685254475
No she doesnt belong
Stop it
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>>685252729
That's why we're here m8.

>>685252878
Yeah it was supposed to be my password but I wasn't paying any attention to the sign up since I finally had a PS3.

>>685253139
Sleep tight.

>>685253402
Haha, that's not lame. Happened to me first time too. Just the regular store stuff Zyrtec, Aleve, Nature Made stuff, etc.

>>685253457
I give up~

>>685253496
Goodnight.

>Best idol claimed
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.. / ... . -.-. .-. . - .-.. -.-- / .-.. --- ...- . / -.- -.-- --- ..- -.- ---
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Is this the waifu thread?
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Lolwut did I just click on
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>>685254578
>she
and you missed it
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>>685254097
mhm, I agree.
>>685254205
right, knew that, downloading now
>>685254248
As of now I got some cheap Vitali vodka. But tomorrow I might get some bicardi as it will be a special occasion. I usually get the cheapest shit but i'm aching for some rum haha.
>I hope so
he will, may not be tonight or tomorrow, but he'll be good eventually
>>685254341
sup lush
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>>685254597
Now I know

>shinoa
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>>685254242
>How does that work
kek you basically pull out all the wires connected to the gear display... So in other words, break it... kek

>>685254248
YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER DEAD MEMBER ON YOUR HANDS AT THIS RATE!
>HeartAttackInbound.jpeg

>>685254357
THATS IT! FIRING SALVO! ON THE WAYYYY!
>

>>685254596
Good <3 Now you are officially the cutest my idol <3
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>>685254357
Not sure if real one.
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>>685254720
>lush

AAAAAAAAAAAAauauauauaaa
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>>685254597
>>685254819
O shit

>>685254870
I'm honored <3
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>>685254669
no this is patrick
>>685254568
ok no more sad sachi
>happy rattles
>>685254357
>not even smug
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>>685254357
Don't you go throwing books of the bible at me you heathen
>>685254578
what am I not good enough for ya? cus I don't cry when clannad tells me too?
>>685254596
kek but WHY are you taking it?
>>685254669
no
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>>685255010

lewd
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>>685254578
anytime
>>685254720
do you want to be a tank?
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>>685254870
Sounds like a tricky thing to do when in mid flight.

So do these threads go on all night? I rarely lurk /b/ at work and stick to /o/ most the time.
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>>685254542
I wasn't there
Do you mind telling me?..
>>685254578
How do you like the dlc so far?
>>685254596
Topkek
>>685254720
>bicardi as it will be a special occasion
Mili getting his job back is my special occasion~
>>685254870
I trusted you man...
I trusted you...
>
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>>685255113
Excellent!
>Happy rattles
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>>685255090
Good. How is your night going sweetheart?

>Milinda
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>>685254357
>Ya spoopd me
>
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I missed out yesterday...
What did I miss?
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>>685254719
Oh fuck your right i just realized who that is
>>685255130
Yes
You did not have me entertained
>>685255296
Its pretty meh just starting to get good but im not really liing it
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>>685255243
It probably is. Glad ive never had to try it though.. kek
>all night
kek these threads go on 24/7.
>The ride never ends.

>>685255296
NO! Its okay im still okay.
>Sorry, I didnt mean to go there...
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>>685255010
Honestly? I wish I was a lush. It's cheaper, easier, and if you know your limit its funner
>>685255232
I would like to be a tank yeah, when I play that is haha
>>685255296
>mili getting job back
Thats true! that is the best occasion! i'm a bit jelly that you have some really nice shit. Although maybe i'll convince my brother in law to let me sip on some his nicer stuff heh
>>685255505
wow, sorry my peepee is so small
>>685255553
nice, at the same time?
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>>685255553
I love those. Its like airing out a stale room.
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>>685254578
Don't say that!

>>685254870
Hehe

>>685254937
I will end you with light sabur

>>685255113
Qt smile

>>685255130
Kek

>>685255381
Oh my
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>>685255485
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>>685255713
oh how awkward we have very different knowledge of what lush means

my knowledge is

lush: (of a woman) very sexually attractive.
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>>685255296
He's not doing very well, my mom thinks he had a stroke today so she's taking him to the vet tomorrow. Would have tonight but she lives in a really small town so there's no emergency pet clinic. And the last few months he's just been declining, having accidents in the house, mom's been needing to carry him up and down the porch stairs for when he goes outside, he fell off her bed a few times in the middle of the night, stuff like that. I feel like when I go home next weekend for Memorial day, it might be the last time I'll get to see my boy.
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>>685255713
people are curious when you will show up
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>>685255882
Better?
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These fucking generals

Just put it in /trash/ already with the hunger games threads and all the other shit you faggots try to make into a community.

Or better yet, just make one outside the context of these threads.
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>>685255485
Scary pic.
>>685255827
Halberd > Lightsaber.
>>685255960
I go by the normal English lush - very fertile.
>>685255713
We use the term Cadbury for those who cant take their liquor.
>>685256069
https://youtu.be/XkfO8c8MlKU
Been listening to a lot of the slower Metallica. Its highly underrated.
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>>685256373
Close
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>>685256052
My dog had a stroke back in December and had to be put down. Try and be there when it happens, I will always regret not being there for him, but making him suffer while I got there wasn't fair.
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>>685255653
Well at least I'll never be withou someone to talk to.
>Implying I have anything worth talking about
And which person was it that had the drift car again? It'll take me a while to get names down.
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>>685255130
Kek, my bad. Some are for vitamin purposes, pain relief for my shins, and of courses my goddamn sinuses.

>>685255296
Yeah I've been hoping they release that update to change it soon kek.

>>685255335
It's gotten a whole lot better since you showed up~

No real complaints though, just browsing YouTube. How about you princess?

>>685256069
10/10
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I can't sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPm6KaXN3QU
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>>685255505
I kinda expected that kek
>>685255653
That's good to hear~
>It's alright, I'm just gonna live the rest of my life in pain and misery
>nothing new there kek
>>685255713
I'll pray for you brother from another mother~
>>685255960
Topkek'd
>>685256052
Damn mang... I'm sorry to hear that
If it's the last time you got to see your dog, make sure to make everything out of it.
I didn't get that chance unfortunately..
>>685256592
They'll do that? Imma change my username to Squid Hunting Manwhore~
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>>685256650
I like Vernaculis.
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>>685256417
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>>685256495
>hiding

>>685256419
How is it scary? Its more akin to beauty than scary.
>lush

>>685256799
>squid hunting
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left work early, hey guys
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THE WOMAN MAKES THE MEN ALL PAUSE
AND IF YOU GOT A WOMAN
SHE MIGHT MAKE YOU FORGET YOURS
THERE'S A 5 LETTER WORD
TO DESCRIBE HER CHARACTER
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Aaaaaaaand we are back
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>>685255827
kekidy
>>685255960
Oh shit for real? I always thought it was someone who gets drunk quick haha, although I'm sure the other is true
>>685256206
tell em to fuck off, i'm doin my thang nam sayin?
>>685256417
Nice loli
>>685256419
Cadbury? like the cadbury egg? haha
>>685256592
your shins? what happened with those? you play soccer?
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>>685256052
As Lorre anon said, be there for your conpanion. I wasnt there for when our ferret has his turn for the worse, and I told myself then it was okay because of selfish reasons - I wanted nothing but good to remember him by. I should have been there, he always seemed to liven up a little around me, even at his age. I cant imagine me not being there for our lab when he goes, and nothing will prepare me for it.
>>685257141
Shouldnt need to build beauty. If I can wipe 90% of your beauty off with a kleenex, it isnt beauty.
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>>685255827
Target Destroyed... RIP Evil Shinoa.
>Hopefully the good Shinoa comes back now.

>>685256586
Hotaru has the drift car.
>>685255960 This is Hotaru. Shes nice, you should go chat with her.

>>685256592
>my heart
Im watching the newest episode of Kabeneri. I rather like this show...

>>685256799
Im sorry friend. Sounds like you need a hug.
>Just this once.
>Otherwise I might have some upset shipmates...
>Hugs
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I need something to do for the summer. I'll most likely just get very depressed if I do nothing for 2.5 months. Give me suggestions.
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Its 230am and im hearing shit.
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>>685256799
Please do so, I don't have a ton of money which is why I buy cheap shit. Although in my opinion, what gets you good gets you good nam sayin?
>>685257304
>5 letter word
Whore
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>>685257497
fishing
walking in the woods or biking
I found a nice spot for my last stop
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>>685257304
"Bitch."

>>685256825
Good. That was his best video.
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>>685257504
Oh i wouldn't worry about that.

I͎̦̳̱̦̦̱ͩ̈̓̊͌̽̈̇t̼͉̯̝̠̻̪̬ͦ̉͜'̹̻̹̃͆̌̃ͣͮs̢̯̥͚̥̱̫͌ͥ͌ͤͨ̆ͬ͌͟͜ͅ ̖͍͖̤̯͎͍ͩ̈̑ͫ͌̀͟ͅj̗̰͍̻̖͍̞̘ͧ̈́̄̍̕͞ư̡̹̫͙̜̭͉̂͂̿ͧ͊ͤ̚s͇̩͐ͪ̈͒̈̇͗̏̾͜t̢̯ͯ̏̓̿̈̉̅̊͊͠ ͎͇͌͂ͦͣͪ͑̈́́́͞t̷̜̼̓͆̒͗̿̋̒̋h̷̦̞̺̲̭̯̃̃̏̃̈́ͥeͨ̄͐̏ͧ̐ͨ̈́̀҉̡̤̠̤̘͕̩͚̤ ̴̗̻͍̮͛ͯͭ̎̅ḋ̠̙̐͋̓͒̀͛̚e̝̻̼ͧ͐́ͯͯa̡̟̯̓̊ͯ͘͡d̖̔̔͊̉ͪ̀͜ ̨̘̦̙͐̾ͫ͐͂c̛ͫͩ̅̅̐ͮ͋ͬ͏̲͚̲̱͙̖ͅͅo̢̢͖̬ͫm̛͆̀̑̏ͦ͛̈ͮ͏̻̯͙͓̬ͅį̟̩͙ͥ̂̓̎̄n̨̨̩͓̜̅̎͛̃ͮ̎͐g̣̻̮̪͖͍̔̇͛̈́͠ͅ ̛̗͙̼̫͎͕̼̙ͧ̉̍̀̆ͩͣͬ̽̀͠t̛̻͕̥͈̫̎̎ͥͪ̈ͅo̤̥̎̒̇ͭ̓̀ͅ ̢̨̫̗̣ͪͫ̐̎͟gͬ̐ͥ̓͝͏̮͕̮̜̮̮̺̲̺e̲͙̝̞̟͗̍ͭ̌̈͢͡͞t͙̯̣̻̜̯̑̌͗̎̋̀͜ ͯ͊̋̈̄ͮͤ͏͇̯̭y̳̰̳̣̎̓ͯͭ̎ọ̵͚̰͎̮̘̗̇ͯ͆̇͊ͯ̉̇u̙͍̠̅̈́̿͌͌ͥ́́̚̕.̸̫̩̭͓͋ͣ͛ͫ͌̑ͣ̔̌
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>>685257497
swim
>>685257504
O.o
>>685257611
i think its bitch
>>685257663
:o
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>>685257504
2:36 a.m
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>>685257663
Him shitposting is his best video?
'ight.
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>>685256419
>fertile

I don't want kids though
(crying internally)

>>685256799
>topchek'd

>>685257368
ye
lush has a lot of meanings, i think the alcohol version of lush means like a heavy drinker though

>and i get drunk off of 2 winecoolers

>>685257461
yes hi, hello >>685256586
I have drift cars hello


>wheres my shipmate
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>>685256536
I told my mom earlier to call me if anything happens, just for that reason. Thankfully I'm only about 5 hours from home so I can get there the day I get the call.

>>685256799
Thanks. I'm definitely going to try, and I'm sorry to hear about yours :/

>>685257371
Yeah nothing's gonna prepare me for this either, he's been my little boy for the last 17 years, even when I moved away from home.
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>>685257497
I'm about as lost as you are. i never had anything to do when i was in high-school

>>685257504
Does it sound friendly?.
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>>685257856
>wheres my shipmate

Which one?
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>>685252911
Spoopy claim

>>685257856
Did someone call?
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>>685257141
Kek'd
I wouldn't hunt such a cute like yourself~
https://youtu.be/Ry0Tab5bJ6g?t=1m54s
>>685257461
Thank you
I needed that
>hugs
>>685257611
I always buy cheap shit when I just wanna get shit-faced~
>>685257504
You gon'die
You were a good anon 'til the end~
>>685257871
I hope everything goes smoothly for ya friend
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>>685255713
Its alright not everyone can have a big peepee
>>685255827
No your senpai
>>685256799
So did i
Even though i wanted the dlcs to be the redeming factor of fallout 4
All toghter its been pretty disappointing
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>>685257371
Well said. Although I personally like her more without make up. In other words, yes I agree.
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>>685257461
Might as well!
>>685257856
>Cars
More than one? What kinds?
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>>685257504
What kinda shit? I've heard shit in my room too
>>685257817
I mean they all work I suppose haha
>>685257856
>drunk off 2 winecoolers
LUCKY
>I have drift cars hello
look me up fam, '96 nissan pathfinder #1 drift car out there herd?
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>>685256799
Top fucking kek. It's "supposed" to happen during the next big update.

>>685257368
Nah, shin splits from not changing my running shoes enough.

>>685257461
>Kabeneri
Planned to watch that but never got around to it. Is it really good?

>Hehe~

>>685257504
It's the Skulls
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>>685257898
>Robot suggests public rape as an alternative to raping a 6-year old in public.

Fucking kek

>>685257837
Yes. It is.
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>>685257504
Ive done that. But ut was me being woken up at 4am by hearing shit.
>18 days straight from 5:30 am till 6pm while your body is eating itself due to a new drug fucks you up
>>685257871
It will be hard. Spend as much time with him as you can in these late stages man.
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>>685257711
>>685257817
>>685257898
It outside but i don't see it on camera. Also to lazy to get up.
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>>685258304
>on camera
what
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>>685257871
I live 45 minutes away from my mom. It was time, and making him wait any longer would have been selfish on my part. I wasn't going to let him suffer for my own sense of relief.
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best girl claimed!
>i've been playing plague inc for hours edition
>>685258248
shipmate!
do you how do?
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>>685258050
Right? I got coworkers who thought they were cool by sneaking like 3 cups of beer between 3 people and I was just like "whats the point if your not gonna get drunk off it?"
>>685258103
do you think your waifu takes the big peepee? or the normal peepee?
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>>685258304
>i don't see it on camera
shit mane, you have a security cam?
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Jackie Chan waifu just kicked all your waifu asses
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>>685258472
shipmate?
when did this happen?
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>>685258148
Haha have fun!
>Let me know if your into classics.
>I got a 72 Corvette Stingray T-Top

>>685258190
I like it!
>Episode 6 is absolutley epic

>OH MY GOD THAT PIC
>I JUST WANT TO HUG YOU!
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>>685258304̰̬̗̻̦ͮ
T͐ͬ̍ͥ́̀͏̜̖̯͇͉͍̤h̰͚̯͍̭̟͈̆ͧͤ͆ͨͦ̉͜e̩̟̘̹̹ͬͤ͗̏ ̘̗̣̗́̇̐̏͐͝d͆ͤ̈́ͯe͗͒ͦͬ̂ͮ̈͏̗͔̖̻a̵̮̳̥̝̭͉͐̊d̋̒̑͆͂̾ ̱̦͔͙̻͕̝ď͚͓̖̻̺̺͌ͯo̥̰̓̾n̵͕̮̯̙͎͙ͩ̎'͉͓͔̮̼ͬț̡͈̮̻̩͇ ̯͙̬̺̖̪͊ͥ̈́͊̽l̽̆͠i͓̘̮̻̒̌͐ḱ̼e͗͐ ̘̳̠̫̠̬ͭ͒̿́̀t̰̖̀ͩ͛͗ͮȏ̴̜͍̏̈ͤͭ̂̐ͅ ̶͕͑̔ͭ̿͋͑ͧb̖̟͇ͯͦ̄͋ͣ̓e͓͖̙̔̌͐̓ͬͮ͂ ̛̤̹͎v̞͖͈̟͖̂̒ͤͅi̲̹̣̪̙͍̋ͭ͆ͯ͂ḍ͇̦̐̓ͥ̈́e͎̘̭͕͂́ͧ̍ͤ͌̾o͓̖̟̼̗ͦ̊̓̔ ͕̜̮̺̺̜ͤ̒̎̚t̷̤͈̱͚̩̳̄ͧ̾͑̏͒ͦͅă̯̯͓̬̲̜͛͛͑͊̈͘p̨͔̘͉̜̣̮͛̚e̴̳͚̥̭ͩ̅̀̇d̈́̓͏͇̼͓̻͔͉ ̤̤͇̑ͧ͒̅̾͑ͧà̵͙̞̹̩ͥn̵͔̦͎͙̲ͮ̃ͫ̉̾y̞͚̹̰̗ͤͣ̈ͧͪ͊́w̬̃́ͅa͓̞͕̼̐̒̓̋y̹̰̼͖ͧ̑̑s͇̥̙͚̉͋͠
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>>685258158
indeed they do
>>685258304
you have cameras in ur yard? is this paranormal activity?
>>685258654
Is he ok?
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>>685258050
As long as these squids you hunt are my enemies I'm ok with it.

>>685258304
Wait til sunrise that's what I did.
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>>685255113
>happier rattles
>>685255827
where's the smug?
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>>685258654
qt/10

>>685258766
back for more?

>jenny
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>>685258569
I think Shinoa shipped us so the smuggers stayed together.
>>685258472
Feeling so good now that I have a
>WORKING FUCKING DISHWASHER
>me using the washer rn
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>>685256419
Fet me

>>685257368
You playing as power?

>>685257461
>

>>685257504
I know that feel

>>685258045
Yes. But i ded
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>>685258050
>>685258248
>>685258471
Thank you guys, really, thank you. I'm gonna go play stuff to try and distract myself for a bit, but I'll be back.
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>>685258006
i only have one, since yuno ditched ship

hanako.

>>685258045
YES HI FINALLY I MISSED YOU

>>685258148
I have a AE86 and i just got a s14 with a blown engine today, so we picked up a LS1 while we were out

still need to get a bunch of things for the s14 but the AE86 was supposed to be my daily driver and since i'm gonna have to start doing a lot more events n stuff i really don't want to drift it anymore

>>685258158
it's painful though because they're so tasty that i obliterate myself whenever i drink accidentally

>i need lemonaid

>nissan pathfinder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MehTmYTdHNs

truly a top tier drifting car
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>>685258766
oh noes ~ we better stop posting guise ;__; le ebin trolol0xxxDdd leegeeon iz here ;__;
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>>685258980
fucking lewd
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>>685258401
>>685258524
>>685258755
Yeah tired of nig nogs breaking into my shit.

I did walk out there and racked my shotgun once never saw them again.

>>685258756
Already dog shit in my yard.
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>>685258304
What the fuck is this, Scooby Doo? Get the hell out of there.

>>685258980
Kinda busy at the moment, but checking in to see you

>Worth the break
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>>685258780
>replying to myself meant for
>>685255300
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>>685258103
The mods will fix everything~
>>685258190
So in a few months then~?
>>685258493
>"whats the point if your not gonna get drunk off it?"
YOU!
I like how you think~
>>685258756
I will empty the ocean of your enemies!
You will be the supreme rule of the Seas~
>>685258885
See ya later, friend
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>>685259023
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>>685258569
shinoa made it so last night actually
>>685258865
i can't wait to have a working refrigerator so i know that feel
>also dat gif
unff
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>>685259203
Lol that's funny waifu
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>>685259116
cool
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>>685258493
Just my peepee :^(
>>685259164
Mods cant fix cannon story
Mods cant fix what bethesda did in 3 and didnt bring over to 4
>tfw we will never have a god-teir fallout again
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>>685252911
I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend Shinoa's anus.

hello OP

I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend Shinoa explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate

Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
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>>685258875
Um Shinoa, are you okay? I only tried to kill the evil thing possessing you?

>Milinda
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>>685258755
what is that pic?
>>685258766
kek actually got me
>>685258875
I always got the power bro, you know that
>>685258885
Later! talk to me next time you fuck
>>685258980
You gotta watch out for the stuff that doesn't taste at all like alcohol. that shit will kill you.
>truly a drifting car
fuck, I was joking but I actually did that in the rain on the freeway once. Twas spooky
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>>685259455
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>>685259455
Good to see you as always, schwanz.
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>>685259116
jesus, can't imagine needing to keep an eye out for nogs. if i hear anyone in front of my house i assume it's just drunks from the local pub.
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>>685259164
>supreme ruler of seas
Heh heh heh.... Oh, I mean, I need to rule the land, that's why I came here in the first place.

>>685259116
Kek
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>>685258780
Underwear Sachi works too.
>Partially naked rattles
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>>685259654
Ayy, thanks for not harming the drunk. Those are my brethren.

Also, I'm back.
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>>685259164
I get the feeling we would be dangerous drinking buddies haha
>>685259358
sup kinko!
>that gif
whats that from? i don't remember it from the series or End Of?
>>685259433
>just my peepee
LUCKY how does one give the 2D the peepee?
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>>685258706
Maybe I'll give that top priority

The feeling is mutual~

>>685258875
O captain, my captain!

>>685259164
I hope so. But that could just be the PS4Neo being launched
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Sup
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>>685259433
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>685259741
>I need to rule the land
Ahahah
Funny one.
>squid
>
>>685259914
We might be, but at least we won't be boring~
>>685259924
I see
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>>685258706
I'm into all types! I don't have a car, just 2 bikes, but I've been wondering if I should save up after getting these new tires and get myself an Supra Mk.III.
>>685258980
Very nice cars. I was thinking of an AE86 to fulfill my Dagumi fantasies, but the cheapest one around me is $5k+. S14 looks pretty good, although I have a really big thing for popups, otherwise I'd add that into my list of possible car options.
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>>685258875
No. U ded brah.
>>685260083
Sup Kaz
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>>685260083
sup
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>>685259914
2.22 you can (not) advance
>you need to see the reboots
>>685260165
i really need to watch gate. where can i stream it?
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>>685259914
You have to be the 2d yourself
And also be on your way to wizardship or aleady a wizard
>>685260127
Its the worse feel
Worse than losing your waifu
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>>685259826
HOLY FUCK!! That's hot!! I am envious of this guy... he fucked his own ass! He took the term "Go fuck yourself" to an entirely new level.
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>>685259826
>tfw you can't cum in your own ass
y liv?
>>685260127
exactly, not being boring is worth the potential sickness IMO, thats assuming one doesn't know their limit
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>>685259627
It is good to see you too, anon-kun! I can fap to the image you posted!

>I fap with power and majesty until ograsm
>I edgeaculate copiously, radiating masculine power and charisma

Sakura! Hnnnnnnnnggghh!

>Sakura is pragnated for life
Aaaahhh! The best!
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>>685258780
Ded

>>685259492
I ded

>>685259547
Sweet! I'm daring

>>685259924
I ded

>>685260165
Ded
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>>685259757
Put your fucking clothes back on or I will cut your shins off you dirty midget!
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>>685260496
>>685260496
>>685260496
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>>685259627
Hey there hand.
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>>685260427
>cut your shins off
>i rattled fidy men
>moka
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>>685259433
I would like to help with your peepee
>I defecate a powreful, hard poo log that gets stuck halfway out
>I ram it up your peepee and clear out any obstructions

Aaaahhh! the good time nostalgia ograsm feeling! With the fragrance! Hahahaha!

>the butt, and the anus, has the ograsm
>the poo phallus is relased into your peeppee
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