Let's see what /b/ looks like
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Let's see what /b/ looks like
action bronson here
you look like a faggot
>>685240514
how about you check the catalog before you make another one of these threads you dumb nigger
>>685240514
>starts with a faggot
>ends with a faggot
>>685240687
Meh, if people are gonna spam one thread, it's easy to make more. We'd love to just have a single thread, but sometimes that isn't practical
>>685240514
>>685240652
>>685240665
>>>/soc/ you niggers
>>685240762
>i want to be the face of the thread!
>they will have to rate me !!!
>>685240861
ugly faggot/10
b
yup
>>685241038
tweeker/10
>>685240861
one ugly faggot/10
hows the pig sex on your uncles property?
>>685240830
This,
Soc was made for you attentionfags
WTF am I doing here, I don't have any acne anymore
r8 me pleaaase
plsss r8 mee
>>685240830
Random is random. That means content from one subject boards too. Calm your fucking tits and ask your mom for some more chicken tendies.
cmon plsss r8 my face!
>>685240514
Fix that hair piece
>>685240652
Handsome
>>685240665
Lmao
>>685240861
Very plain
>>685241038
Qt
>>685241162
Child
>>685241421
hey /b/ros , thread kinda dead, mind rating me?
>>685241421
>Lmao
you laughing at action bronson XD
>>685241449
7/10 ;D mind rating me>??
>>685241352
You'd look better without the mutton chops and stache. You have the face structure for a goatee.
>>685241449
You are feminine as fuck
>>685241585
ur kinda bleh but 5/10 is the best i can do. Mind rating me?
>>685240652
solid 8, please bang me ty
>>685241585
nationality?
>>685241585
Native
>>685241787
german
>>685241449
9/10 fuck me
>>685241585
Tits or gtfo
>>685241787
>>685241822
>>685241829
throw me a r8 /br/os XD
>>685241924
You are a cutie
>>685241924
10/10 would bung
>>685240514
Rate
>>685241449
If James Franco and Justin Bieber had a baby, that would be you.
>>685241985
>>685242073
anyything i shuld improve on? :D
>>685242166
Stop asking for fucking rates
>>685242166
commit suicide you mudslime
>>685242138
6.5ish
>>685242166
you look manbabyish with the mutton chops
>>685242305
what should i improve on??
>>685242305
Finally someone says it
>>685242138
elliotrodger/10
>>685242428
drowning yourself
>>685242428
Stop being an attention whore faggot
>>685242305
>>685242455
Kindly don't fall for bait. It isn't actually that dude in the pic who's posting; it's a socially inept neet who has no better way of spending his finite time on this planet than spamming other people's threads
>>685242428
Swallowing cyanide pills
>>685242510
Is that good or bad?
>>685242568
>>685242527
fuck yall, ur not getting rated
>>685242138
cool clock, ahmed
>>685242701
You look like Rhett from Rhett and link
>>685242660
not necessarily, you just might get mistaken for a school shooter
>>685242904
6.5/10 :)
Best pic of me
Please be nice i live in Estonia
>>685242897
Wow, that was a quick response. Are you literally just clicking the refresh button 120 times a minute or what?
>>685243125
no. only 86 times
>>685242138
Horrifying
>>685242701
Gayyyy
>>685242941
Ok
>>685243027
Lol
>>685243027
you look like shit and live in shit
and that's a compliment
>>685243211
Trap
>>685243211
Haha that's a hilarious Snapchat caption
>>685243298
some ppl say im 7/10 but lately its been 5/10 ish..what yall think?
>>685243441
I think you should fuck off
>>685243533
Agreed
>>685243552
Hey, vsauce, Michael here.
>>685243611
>>685243533
i think yall should eat a dick and leave if ur not gonna give me a serious rating
>>685243488
dude, terrible lighting
>>685240514
pretty eyes
yes im gay shut up
hey, gotta love these threads
>>685243900
This isn't a rate thread
>>685243922
post face
>ITT: Insecure faggots
>ITT: Insecure faggots
>ITT: Insecure faggots
>>685244088
nah i need a shave :(
>>685244086
u guys are saying stuff on what we look like so might as well make it as simple as possible
baked
>>685243488
This even you?
Check em
>>685243934
Love the hair 10/10
>>685241654
![PSX_20160219_114503[1]_1.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZxkXyPS.jpg "PSX_20160219_114503[1]_1.jpg")
Better pic
>>685244490
5/10 for sideways pic
>>685244536
asian QT XD 8/10
Rate me and would you stick it in my ass?
>>685244816
...of whom? you're blurry af dude
>>685240514
>underage b&
>ITT: Insecure faggots
>ITT: Insecure faggots.
>ITT: Insecure faggots..
>ITT: Insecure faggots...
>ITT: Insecure faggots....
>ITT: Insecure faggots.....
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>>685244877
Nice dubs but it's not funny, it was never funny. Keep shitposting but no jimmies will be russeled here.
>>685241585
You look like Jesse Eisenberg mixed with Taylor Lautner.
>>685244971
Of me u faggot
>>685244490
>Heavy curls
>Very black hair
>Wide nose
>Non-existant jaw
By your features I can tell you have African and Amerindian descendance. Only in few places in the world this mixture can happen, and I'm calling it Brazil right now.
Brazil has the worst weed in the world, period.
It's the shittiest, nastiest slab of dirt I've ever seen. So, you're not even high, you're suffering from hypoxia; lack of oxygen in the brain.
If you're not Brazilian, it is a fact you have Amerindian and African descendance, only difference being someone in your family emigrated out of the shithole you naturally protrude from.
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>>685245566
you look southern european
>>685245461
lol the jimmies meme will never go stale
>>685245715
Im actually mexican lmao
>>685245839
from mexico city?
All y'all niggas thirsty. Get off /b/ faggoats.
>>685244877
I'm not asian, I'm mexican
Check my dubs
>>685245666
Wut
>>685245839
About 90% of Mexicans have about 50% European blood more or less, depending of your ancestors so i wouldn't blame ya
>>685245951
cute :3 got a belly pic
>>685245949
Gdl actually
The amount of cucks in this fucking thread.
>>685246133
Eyy me too
>>685245666
Satanic trips bois
hey you guys know there's a /soc/ial section right? you can simply say you're from /b/ there. you'll get to see more "/b/ faces".
stupid cunts.
>>685245063
I thinks it's justified if I am a bit insecure if I look like Elliot Rodger.
R8
>>685246258
/thread
Time to stop posting.
>>685246194
Daaamn nice man
My buddy says this picture makes me look like I have kids locked in my basement. Sad part is I think it's a good picture of me.
>>685246258
I'm fucking my dog right now so no I didn't know
>>685245566
dayum, see much drug violence?
>>685246391
Tampon/10
>>685246098
>>685246438
clever
>>685246353
Sorry, we don't come on this board to follow your orders or personal preferences. Don't like these threads? Use filters, it will spare you a whole lot of unhealthy stress
6.5/10
ho :-DD
on the job
>>685246566
forgot to attach image.
>>685246465
Nah I live in one of the few good zones in gdl, and most of my social life revolves around it, never seen that shit
>>685246562
don't like it when people don't like your likes? use tumblr ya whiny cunt
>>685246633
7/10
>>685241714
You should get crabs.
>>685246562
no thanks, do you need some help building self-confidence? u want my skype so we can talk?
>>685246686
Did yo... did you just rate yourself?
>>685246781
thank you :-dd
>>685246536
hnnnnnnnnnnng do want
>>685246735
you're the one coming into this thread and bitching about how it shouldn't exist. so it's more like "stop liking what I don't like." just so you know fam
Guys send me dick pics
Kik:lifestyle0014
>>685246562
Don't like when I don't like when you like what he doesn't like?!?
>>685246133
nice dubs. but given that fact, you cut or unsnipped?
I remember when it was dangerous to post your face on /b/ lest yet be hacked and have giant dildos show up at your front door. Now we gots all these edgy teens looking for acknowledgment.
Cyanide anyone?
>>685246869
Np, check my dubs faggots
>>685246929
why lift a shirt when there are no abs??
>>685246911
that wasn't me, sorry "fam."
you might wanna take up his skype offer, though.
p.s. tumblr will always be there for you, whiny cunt.
>>685247027
10/10
>>685247027
Cyanide and happiness? Yeah man :D my favorite online comic xD
>>685246858
yeah, I think I'm realistic with my rate. I'm more personality than looks, I'm balding a bit, nose is a bit big, but overall I'm not fat, I have an ok face. I am confident that I am around the 6-6.5 range
This thread got cancerous fast. Looks like it belongs on tumblr.
>>685246999
Cut, unsnippeds deserve to rot in hell
>>685247213
That post just gave me cancer. Tuberculosis in fact.
>>685240514
9/10
>>685247454
This post rustled my jimmies, can you please delete it? I promise to reblog your other stuff!
>>685247454
>this thread got cancerous fast
>mah #r8 thred got #rkt #m8
cancerous cunt
>>685245566
interesting comment, since I understand most poor mexicans are uncut while wealthier ones aren't. but then, were you cut in Guadalajara itself?
>>685247596
Activated my triggered card right fast m8.
>>685247555
so basically you like when people tell you to go fuck yourself.
>>685247635
>>685247596
What? I don't have tumblr that shit will literally give you cancer, better off cutting your dick off.
>>685247555
Why are you such a faggot? Didn't your daddy told you talk to girls at a young age?
wheres spider man when u need him?
>>685240665
Big Round Boss.
>>685240514
Gay
>>685240652
Gay
>>685240665
Barbarian gay
>>685247682
Where did you get that fact from wtf, but yeah I got cut right here in Guadalajara
>>685243488
Nice dubs. This pic would actually be very flattering if two thirds of your face wasn't effectively omitted.
>>685247939
Found the asexual demiromantic nonbinary unicorn muh-soggy knee gender queer.
>>685248168
no i'm the one in the back
>>685248101
Haha thanks, yeah i could have taken the pic with different lightning but actually that was intentional
>>685246858
also I have and do pull 7-9s, only two 9s, but still my personality is pretty top notch. I know I don't look like much, but I can talk better than most men.
>>685248314
How old are you?
>>685246869
>>685246633
Hey Sweetheart, how are the little ones?
>>685241585
you look like the type of person who would shoot up a school
Sup nerds
>>685246686
Kike "just jew it"
>>685248008
Anecdotes, mainly. Most mexican immigrants to the US come from poor rural areas and are uncut. Does that not correspond with what you know? Also, were you left with a thin brown or tan line/ring from being snipped?
>>685248489
Sup, hoe
>image.jpg
fuck you, applefag.
>>685248378
19, pic is a couple years old
>>685248585
I actually didnt know that haha and yeah I have the brown line
>>685248353
you were better off omitting the light mate. you look like matt damon fucked james franco and that dude who sings jizzed in my pants
>>685248571
I'm polish, far from Jewish, but have a shitty military
>>685248674
You look 13.
Ay least tell me you play any instruments, cause you have nothing else to save.
>>685248732
Im gonna go kill myself rn
>>685244536
Do you?
>>685248787
>Far from Jewish
You've got to thank Hitler for that
>>685244900
Ahmed/10
>>685248905
Do it
>>685248489
Go be a camwhore somewhere else.
>>685248721
Evidently, health care is more limited among poor mexicans. procedures that are not strictly needed don't get done, regardless of possible benefits. in any case, and if you don't mind saying, are your brothers also cut or is it just you?
>>685248571
I'm also not a part of any religion our belief, was raised Roman Catholic, so basically other cultures have large noses. You're a dumb dumb
>>685245951
Bruh... why so much diet pepsi?
>>685249063
Cut, everyone
>>685248672
Hey it works.
>>685249025
I thought you fags would enjoy an lady once in awhile. Oops, my bad.
>>685248861
i can rock a digeridoo
>>685249063
Not the dude you're talking, but are you cut? Only a cut person would be that interested in the procedure.
We uncuts just enjoy our sensibility.
>>685249155
Asking the important questions.
>>685248787
Based /Pol/ish.
>>685249063
>health care is more limited among poor mexicans
as opposed to poor americans, i'm guessing.
stupid cunt.
>>685249290
So you're Australian?
>>685248982
no, not really, hitler ran over my country like mouse, but in no way were we primarily Jewish. we were Catholic, we still are, we just didn't like genocide...
>>685249280
gotcha. then lastly, and also if you don't mind saying, were you cut before or after your bros were?
>>685249306
>>685249463
nope!
>>685249481
Im the oldest, so I was cut before ofc
>>685249422
I don't see what you're getting at. healthcare is more limited for both groups, though probably moreso for poor mexicans given the gap in wealth between the two nations
>>685249306
possibly...also, english isn't your first language, is it?
>>685249284
Sorry, I wouldn't spank it your ugly mug if you were the last dumb broad I could jizz a load on.
sup
>>685249494
That's a wrinkly hot dog. Trying to prove a point or something? Lol
>>685249580
i see, and thnx much for humoring my questions.
>>685249280
circumcision is pointless, name any part of your body you would cut off and say "yeah that looks better"
>>685249744
Ayylmao
>>685249650
It isn't. How did you know?
>>685249650
well that's probably why i called you a stupid cunt, you moron.
>>685249666
Oh! So mean. That all you got bitch?
>>685249814
My head. End my suffering
i just want to hug a girl
>>685249580
You prolly have like 7 brothers, Mexicans have huge families. Damned Catholics.
>>685249576
Then how did you got a hold of that huge hollow stick, huh?
>>685249829
probably cos he read your comment, you twat.
>>685249829
You used "sensibility" when you meant "sensitivity." No worries tho
>>685249835
Ok
>>685249898
Haha I have 3 bros
>>685249872
Nah, cuz you look like the kinda gal who loves even this kind of attention.
>>685248353
Not who you linked to, but please ditch the shades.
>>685250036
Not that wrong, but are you really just going to back down?
>>685250057
But I love looking like a huge faggot
>>685249580
And yet you're still underage
>>685250109
Who's backing down? You posted here. Go prostrate your Daddy issues somewhere else.
>>685249950
my dad got it for me for christmas two years ago, his friend owns a music shop
>>685247939
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>685249890
You're not that ugly, just smile and you will eventually get a qt to hug.
>>685249973
I wanted to know what gave it away, you mouth breather.
>>685249979
At least he got it.
>>685249890
you would get one if you tried
> Shave
> Hair cut or shape up
> Slick back hair with wax or jell
> Try smiling
> dress up in a suit for once
>>685250210
1 year till 18, yeah
>>685249898
>mfw I'm mexican and I have 4 sisters and I'm only boy
>mfw they all look mexican as fuck and I look like some sort of european
>mfw in Mexico I was discriminated against and bullied because I didnt look like some 3rd world human
Some times blessings are curses in disguise.
>>685250180
Well, if you have one decent pic like the first one but w/ lighting (if I'm thinking of the same anon reading over this thread), you'd be an 8+. But I doubt you can manage that.
Just got out shower, r8 me
>>685250036
man you're a faggot.
>>685250109
what the fuck do you expect from people who'd accuse you of being a camwhore while at the same time giving you exactly what you want, you stupid cunt?
R8 I know I look retarded
>>685250222
I literally can't even shower without getting replied to hahaha fucking gold
>>685250316
reported
1 month off will help you.
>>685250315
You look kinda redpilled but not sure.
>>685250392
Retarded/10
>>685250381
Idk maybe a little respect but this is 4chan.
>>685250369
cringe
>>685250316
u should probably delete this post
>>685250381
Yeah, I do like guys man. Got me there, cuckster. Lmao
>>685250447
how did you beat me to this
>>685250541
Gotta be quick on the sticks anon
>>685248353
this, actually:
>>685250364
tho I rarely give compliments here
>>685250315
You look like Daniel Radcliffe if he was blond and fat
>>685250251
if you can't see it by reading your own comment, you're too retarded. the faggot told you, but that won't make a difference in the future! you'll always miss the little things that give you away, stupid cunt.
>>685250244
that's fucking funny. no sarcasm.
>>685250408
I think I just threw up a little.
>>685250644
Thanks for the encouragement, stranger on the internet. Location where every statement is 100% falsehood free.
Why don't you fuck off.
>>685250827
Glad I could brighten your day friendo
>>685244900
I'd butt fuck you till you and and your fingers are straight
>>685250524
good one.
>>685248353
YOU CAN"T UNSEE IT NOW
Gnite niggers, finals tomorrow, 12:48 here
What's anonymous mean anyway
>>685250226
And, uh, how do I ask this? Are you a virgin? I would assume you looking like a kid wouldnt help a lot, but I don't what to assume. I want the answers.
>>685250980
relax, stupid cunt.
>>685250853
Don't be a baby. Jeez. I'm not even completely naked ffs
>>685251082
fuuuuuuuck
>>685251196
several times among three women
>>685251178
Guess it means scowling faggots in poorly lit rooms
>>685250463
oh just shut the fuck up.
>>685248353
Did you get banned?
Here's me being a jackass
i think i look good
>>685251525
You thought wrong/10
>>685251417
I hope he did.
I reported him.
>>685251452
you went to Canada didn't you, you little shit
>>685251400
It's 2016. Wow. Really?
Does anyone else just come to these threads to see if they recognize anyone?
>>685240514
Hello FBI
>>685240665
Wait a second. I saw this same picture in another faces of /b/ thread a few weeks ago. Prove you're real
>>685251584
what about now
>>685251649
I just come to see if anyone tries to repost my pictures
>>685251727
Sad pepe/10
>>685251255
Sorry it took so long, just had to clean up puke off my floor. Hey, you should send a few more. I think I could use your for a dieting plan.
>>685251360
Damn, mad respect.
Are you a suave talker or how did you convince those females?
Rate me faggots
>>685251727
You're okay.
>>685251895
Megamind/10
>>685251616
i mean... whores have been whores since way before christ was born, but you don't see me using that against you, do you? you stupid cunt.
p.s. see why you should shut the fuck up? of course not, you're a woman.
>>685240514
>>685251610
Who tf reports on /b/? What the fuck is this shit? Tumblr?
>>685251748
post your pic?
>>685251895
If you ever headbutt anyone, they might die.
>>685251998
lol
>>685251886
9inches of steel, my friend
>>685251895
jimmy neutron/10
>>685251748
What would you do if they did?
>>685251988
Nah, don't wanna make y'all feel bad
>dubs checked tho
>>685252097
Laugh and call them a faggot
>>685252108
i just got the sense you were that one chicagofag
>>685252063
Post pic or didn't happen
R8
>>685252209
Nah, califag here
>>685240514 8.5/10
>>685240652 7/10
>>685240861 7.5/10
>>685241038 9/10
>>685241449 8.5/10
>>685242701 9/10
>>685242941 9.5/10
>>685243027 10/10 (nice hat)
>>685243211 Fake (snap chat caption)
>>685243488 9/10 (mysterious)
>>685243934 8.5/10 (nice eyes)
>>685244536 8/10
>>685245951 10/10 (sage)
>>685246341 7.5/10
>>685246633 8/10
>>685246686 8/10
>>685247555 9/10 (nice)
>>685248489 0/10 (bait)
>>685249675 7.5/10 (shave stash)
>>685249818 8.5/10
>>685249890 8/10 ( try smiling)
>>685251864
starting to think you just want to see my tits
>>685251975
Fuck you asshole.
I find it funny that so many of you still think that this is a board populated by your contemporaries.
4chan has always been an advertising experiment, i.e., companies looking for the next thing to sell to gullible teenagers.
I've been trolling /b/ since before most of you were in diapers, always looking for that next metric that will make a billion dollars.
I chose Aeropostle and Hollister, posted them on /b/, and I made millions.
What is the next brand you rugrats are going to fall for?
Jeezus, I'm laughing my fucking ass off...
>>685252293
fresno?
>>685252451
Fuck that shithole
>>685252322
Then you must not speak very good English.
Don't want none of what you're selling.
>>685252343
shut up moron
>>685252343
Illuminati confirmed.
>>685252262
Motherfather from Zenoclash/10
>>685252217
thats big big negative sixer
>>685252609
That's how the world really works, son. Best you accept and understand that now.
>>685251613
How could you tell!
>>685252343
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>>685252701
Come on, I've done it like once.
roast me faggots
