Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss
Obligatory claim.
Megumin claimed~
>woke up in the middle of the night edition
>>685239436
Thanks for the bread handsome~
Kud claim
>>685238545
Fair enough, I can see what you're referring to now when you say 'self'. I still believe that beyond self-awareness there is something greater to be understood though. Not just the state of being, but the unique state of being we each experience.
And as you said in different words, our perception is utterly fallible. We can't know for sure that anything exists other than our 'self'. But if this perception is fallible, and all we have is our perception, can we even be sure of our 'self'?
>>685239323
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Akiko claimed, best and most beauftiful waifu
I should prababy stop drinking
>>685238480
I'm so very srorry for you m8 ill drink one in your honor
if it some sort of compensation if I take antibiotics I get seizures and die so if i ever get a serious infection i am severly fucked
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Gaytale.swf
Milinda claim
>Almost done typing
>>685239431
Im usually here late at night too but I havent seen you!
Also new drift car? Do tell
Dio-sama...
>>685239788
Punished kyouko
>>685239899
Helloo megumin
>>685239942
that pic is SAVAGE
>>685239968
That makes me feel better Akiko, we'll call it a fair trade-off.
>>685239899
O shit waddup?
>>685239942
Lel, I got you homie.
>Best idol claimed
>>685239981
10/10 deep dark fantises
>>685239436
You beat me this time :(
>>685239431
Cool.
I have no idea what that means, but cool.
>>685239619
>Rattle on, gotta find the queen of all my dream
Pretty sure that's how that song goes.
>>685240274
Shinoa is always savage
>>685240362
Thanks mang
>>685238739
There's a herbal store by splash town where I live but check Walgreen
>>685239053
>>685238880
I'm a good boi. Only time I got drunk was when i was two
>>685239074
Oh
>>685239899
>>685239981
>>685240041
>>685240069
>>685240090
>>685240138
>>685240274
>>685240573
>>685240583
>>685240362
>>685240594
You guys are best guys
holy fuck
>>685240138
Hello Yuno~ What's up tonight?
>>685240362
>here come dat boi
I woke from from a 4 hours sleep~
What about you~?
>>685239899
You're welcome, cute stuff.
Sorry you didn't get that much sleep, must be tired from watching your sister.
>>685240583
Sorry, buddy.
>>685240645
Eating some chicken I just grilled.
Tenryuu claimed
I need more Friday.
FINALLY FUCKING DONE TYPING!
Here you go Maki and Mirai
So for the past few days my old boss (for my Helicopter job) has been calling me non-stop. I was ignoring him because I was still mad. Yesterday my lawyer called and told me to meet him this morning at my old bosses office. I was mad my old boss was forcing my lawyer into this but I went either way. I needed to ask my lawyer some questions anyways. So I got there and walked into the office to find my old boss and my lawyer waiting for me. My old boss turned to me and said. "For the last few weeks I have been helping the other 2 pilots torture the shit out of that old bastard that's trying to sue you. We have flown 50 feet over his barn every hour from 9pm to 9am every day. we also helped the kid who was shot to set up a lawsuit against him and we brought your case to the media with the help of your lawyer. Yesterday that old shithead said he was dropping the case and you are free to go." I was so taken aback I almost passed out right there... Then he said, "I couldn't let one of the best pilots i've ever had the pleasure of working with go out like that. Im offering you your job back plus a 25% raise and a official position as a pilot. No more co-pilot and ground crew for you." At this point i'm actually crying like holy shit I did not see this coming in any way... Then to top it all off, he yells towards the door, "Come on in." and the kids I saved came in through the door. They shook my hand and called me a hero.
I am literally crying all over my keyboard right now....
>>685240638
No (You).
>>685240818
Fuck you Spike.
I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.
I genuinely hate it and most of you
I love how you fags complain about reddit, people from reddit.. If it's not reddit it's tumblr. I've spent so little time on either one I don't even know why you complain.
I've seen some good porn on tumblr, and high profile amas on reddit. That's about it.
>>685240041
These threads are some next level circlejerk (coming from someone that used to be part of the biggest circlejerk on /b/), but drift car caught my attention.
I guess I'll claim my waifu.
>>685240815
Hello again.
Enjoy the upcoming weekend
>>685240670
ruri
>>685240818
Lead this place already
>>685239913
You cannot doubt doubt.
>>685241035
Drift car?
>>685240041
yis.
i got a sponsorship
needed to get a new one anyway in order to keep my daily driver a daily driver
picked up a s14 with a blown engine and a fucked up interior
also got a LS1 engine, now i just need to get basically everything else and do a ton of work to the new car.
i have yet to name my new car though, so you niggers can help name my new car
>>685240594
>good boi
>i was two
Top kek Shinoa...
>>685240638
Thanks Akiko, You too :)
>>685241035
kek stick around for a bit then. Hotaru is the one with the drift car.
Also welcome.
>>685241183
my waifu
>>685240969
Can't fight cancer with cancer, kid. If you want to change community, you have to ferry out what you hate and introduce what you want.
Good luck.
>>685241042
I would be leading it from one dumpster to the next.
>>685240907
You made everything right what you can make right. Congrats on your promotion.
>>685240594
And that pic gets danker every time I see it.
>>685240907
MILINDA YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY TOO HOLY SHIT
so happy for you, man. shit's back on track already!
>>685241136
Well you can try but it's pretty damn hard to live like that.
That shows me who the true tumbrinas and reddit fags are. All of you
>>685241021
People here complain about Reddit and Tumblr?
Really, I've seen rarely of either lately in the threads.
>>685240907
Damn, that's a nice happy ending I guess.
Congrats.
Mirai back with QOTT
Was drunkenly walking around Walmart with flask necklace and could have sworn I heard someone call "Mirai? Is that you?"
If someone figured out your waifu identity in public, what would you do?
Turned out the person didn't say Mirai, but still made my heart skip a beat.
>>685240659
It's alright
At least I got to sleep for more than 2 hours~
Up to anything tonight?
>>685240777
>check'd
Got some rice on the side too?~
>>685240907
That's fucking awesome friend!
Congrat-fucking-lation~
>>685240638
You're the awesome one!
>>685241371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
>>685241267
That a new copy pasta by the way.
Like i'd actually dedicate time to mildly annoying people on the internet. I can do that on accident. lol
You know i love you bb
But really, fuck you.
>>685241183
Oh really? Thats awesome!
>s14
Nice car. An LS1 is a lot of power... Make sure your careful! Good luck with it!
>>685241157
Drift car.
>>685241242
I might as well. Reimu has no thread tonight, and I don't feel like doing any fortune telling myself. Let's see just how similar this thread is to back then.
>>685241136
Easily can. What if you have too much anxiety.
You should doubt crazy thoughts and change perspective.
>>685241267
It can easily get better from this point.
Working claim.
And dishwasher guy is here just as I get off break.
Miho claimed
I are back.
magical patissiere
>>685241452
"o shit waddup"
I'd react the same way as when someone you don't know recognize you
>>685241658
Welsome back~
>>685241452
Probably desperately try to convince them to come back to my house for anime n chill.
>>685241658
What's up tank girl?
>>685241452
Not much.
Who is gunna shame me for it?
>>685241658
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>>685241698
>pats
>>685241452
Question who they are.
>>685241473
My father did bring rice but Im just having the chicken standalone
Iowa claim
>>685240907
I told you I'm always right. Congratulations.
>>685240583
>posting rattle rattle
>>685240638
stop (You)
>>685241452
nothing
>>685241452
Kek, if someone here were to figure out where I am.
I'd be genuinely shocked and laugh my ass off.
>>685241473
That's great, I'm happy you got some rest either way, beautiful.
Me? Nope, just fiddling with my camera. You?
>>685241477
I don't really understand why the fuck you, but ok.
I'm tired and sow right now. Don't confuse me.
>>685241474
I'm going to start using this more often. I love it.
>>685241562
Better is a matter of perspective. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly.
>>685241698
BEST NISE
>>685241452
dude flask necklace is that liek a necklace but also a bottle with booze in it? I m having really weird ideas now
But anyway I'd confront the fucker and if he talked shit about akiko id punch the fucker in the jaw
no one gets to disrespect her in my face and gets away with it
>>685240907
OH MY GOD DUDE!!! FUCKING HAPPY FOR YOU
>>685241242
I can share it if you want me to
>>685241315
Thanks Shiro!
>>685241452
Whoa
>>685241315
You can try, but the fact that doubt exists is proof of the self. Remember, cogito ergo sum. I think, therefore I am.
>>685241562
Doubt is impossible to doubt. To doubt doubt is merely to doubt.
>>685241723
>>685241736
Hello. Just got done streaming MGS V.
>>685241799
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>>685241928
That's what I would say. Whoa
>shinoa
>>685242033
oops wrong picture
>>685242033
Kek.
>>685241452
'Who are you again?'
My only reaction, really.
>>685240594
Whatcha up to?
>>685240638
Likewise.
>>685240645
Sounds blissful, just been sitting around chilling.
>>685240815
Don't we all Doc.
>>685240907
Holy shit that's amazing man! So glad everything worked out in the end, congrats you deserve it!
>>685241452
Oh well kek
>>685241658
Skulls :^)
>>685241883
But i'm all about those mixed signals, Spike.
But yeah,
"I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.
I genuinely hate it and most of you"
Is a new copy pasta. Filling you in on the latest in shitposting technology or whatever.
>>685242099
I'm quite curious how that mistake came to be, but alright. Lol
Hi Barry
>>685241312
Thanks friend. I really appreciate it. :)
>>685241315
IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY TOO!
Thanks so much. I honestly dont know what I would have done without all of you in these threads
>>685241399
Thanks Kyouko.
How are you doing today?
>>685241473
Thanks Megumin!
>Also welcome back qt
>>685241556
Well I hope you enjoy your time here. Your always welcome to stop in. Nice to meet you by the way.
>>685241854
Hey Iowa!
Thanks bro. You really were right :)
>>685241928
Thanks Shinoa! Hopefully I wont always be sad on here anymore. Things are finally turning around for me.
>>685242214
Thanks Maki.
>Couldn't have done it without your support <3
>>685242234
saved rapist doggo in wrong folder lol
>>685241452
Depends which one of the people in this thread it is, if its hand I fuck him before he fucks me since that's the only way I can see our meeting going, if its anybody else I try and weeb it up with them.
>>685242033
>>685242099
cute as fuck
>>685240907
Fuck yeah everything worked out for you. Glad to see you in high spirits now.
>Lots of hugs
>>685242214
Yes Nurse, everyone wants more Friday.
>>685240815
Im done with my Friday tbh. Just want it over.
>mfw having Saturday off
>>685242214
Fucking skulls.
>>685241970
I definitely subscribe to the idea of methodological skepticism. That's the only way to live nowadays or else you end up getting trapped in the fantasy presented to us nonstop.
>>685242419
It's just so great to see things turned around. We only get a few days like that in our lives, so enjoy it.
>>685241839
Aww
How'd you like the chicken you made?
>>685241876
Thank you hand~
I'm just chilling with some music
Parents came back with a side-by-side~
>>685241976
Watch out or Cipher~
>shit joke
>>685242214
>just been sitting around chilling.
You and I friend~
>>685242419
I'm so happy for ya~
Imma open one for you and drunk myself!
>tomorrow
>>685242485
All meetings will end in sex.
It has already been established.
No exceptions.
We should meet btw.
>>685242033
>>685242099
>you got both dubs though
Yea reaction pics and waifu pics are like drugs and alcohol
both are nice but you dont fucking mix them bro what the fuck are you doing?
>>685242419
I'm doing good, will head to sleep soon-ish I guess, it's 7AM
>>685242771
>but you dont fucking mix them bro
Unless you really want to have fun!
>>685241452
Probably be spooked as fuck because someone figured out I'm a total weeb.
>>685242419
Anytime. Really happy things are looking up for you.
>>685241452
>mind games
>>685240907
HELL YA!!! That's what I'm fucking talking about. You get what you deserve, Mili, and you deserve that title, pay raise, and more, my friend. Congratulations and thank Gwenneth the tide has turned. I'm ecstatic for you.
>irl screaming and jumping up in down because drunk af in Walmart
Pretty sure they're calling the police.
>>685242771
yes you do (^:
>Barry
>>685241136
But you can question doubt
>>685242234
Oh, ok.. That's cool I guess. I don't really go for old pasta. I'll just shit post on my own.
p.s. GET OLDER jfc maybe get some boobs or something.
>>685242734
Meet up with me. The sex will be with my pet cat.
He hates strangers though and will claw the ever living fuck out of you
jk i dont have a cat I'll be the one killing you
>>685242704
Yeah...
>>685242485
>if its hand I fuck him before he fucks me since that's the only way I can see our meeting going
You little rat fuck.
>
>>685242734
>All meetings will end in sex.
So when you coming down here?
>>685242957
Welcome back, beautiful. What you up to?
>>685242734
I did say that a while back that any meet up between people in these threads could only end in an orgy.
Time and place fagit.
>>685242704
It turned out well, Im satisfied
>>685240907
Good people always win out in the end. Old salty farts who try to sue for shitty reasons are the reason Americans have such a bad rap for lawsuits. So fucking happy that you managed to get that all sorted back out, and your old boss sounds like he loves having you there. You cant ever say that he wouldnt look out for you man.
You deserve that job, and fuck that old shitter.
Id drink for you, but Im at work, so Ima just try and dedicate a pepsi to ya.
>>685242419
Will do. Will say, I don't think I know anyone else that's watched HO. Good choice in waifu to you.
So, you're a heli-pilot?
>>685242957
Why so down?
Usually people don't threaten suicide until the second week.
>>685243017
Can i at least see that awesome cock again before i die?
>>685242419
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>maki was your support. Oh okay
>>685242444
>Check
Nice Lol.
>>685241875
>Rattle rattle
>>685243017
I AM GETTING OLDER! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TIME WORKS!?
<3
>>685243052
I'll be going down there after dinner~
>>685243060
Hand-kun's crib sunday.
>>685243346
Attention 4 (you) Galky
>>685242663
Yes, Descartes's philosophy is wonderful, though it leads very easily into solipsism.
>>685243005
You cannot question doubt, you must question what it is you are doubting.
>>685242910
If you mix, remember to have it neat first~
>>685243047
Sorry..
>>685243082
That's nice~
What time is it for you?
>>685243140
No. You should have saved it like a faggot would.
I didn't expect anyone to finger out it was me, but... Hand. He identified me by my HAND
>>685243273
Uhhh, with every passing second life gets worse? Idk that's what I've gathered.
>>685243346
FUCKING LURK THEN GOD SHIT FUCK DAMNIT BRO
Curie claimed
whats up guys. I am listening to all of my megadeth albums in order today.
>>685242734
When and where?
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>685243342
>[intensity intensifies]
Anyways, duty is calling. See you guys later.
>>685243418
But what if what you are doubting is your own doubt?
>>685243423
Right now, 6 minutes til 12am
I should probably take a nap since I'm drunk and haven't slept in like 30 hours but since I'm on a roll I might as well keep going right? i mean it 7 am agai it would be a shame to stop now
fuck it, have some drunk tunes
https://youtu.be/S-1qAGEf5SM
Going to go grab a snack and stuff. BBS waifu
>>685243484
Close enough to accurate.
Also, that's why 2d girls best girls. They don't age.
>>685240907
I'm a little late to the party but congrats, the universe always pays its dues.
>>685243599
Farewell
>>685243551
see >>685243342
He'll love the company
Mother of god
>Miho
>>685243052
I'm not gonna be fucking a rat.
>>685243342
Alright I'll be there.
>>685243346
Hello.
>>685243986
sorry for the shit taste m8
>>685243749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtseEDFlzp4
>>685243986
HAIL SATAN!
>>685243660
It is impossible to doubt doubt, it's merely doubting.
>>685230602
this is what i get for going outside of this thread
>>685242497
Thanks Miho!
>all the hugs
>>685242663
I definitely will. Thanks friend
>>685242704
Same here.
>I am gonna get so smashed tomorrow night... kek
>>685242893
Damn you stayed up all night? You probably should get some sleep soon then... kek
>>685242914
Thanks friend. How are you by the way?
>>685242967
Thanks Mirai. Not sure I would have made it without you and your pep talks. Thank sooo much!
>Pls dont get arrested because of me... kek
>>685243084
Thanks friend. :)
>>685243127
Youve seen Heavy Object? I like you already... kek
Now I am again. I got fired because of a stupid situation but now I got my job back. I fly Med-Evac and rescue for a hospital.
>>685243157
You were too!
>When you werent being a bully... kek
>>685243851
Thats alright! Thank you so much! :)
here
>>685243950
I'll bring the 55 gallon drum of lube
>>685243418
I try not to fall into that, but it does go hand-in-hand with it. But as you said earlier, all we can know is our self. I'm not so sure that it's all there is to know though.
>>685243052
Nothing.
>>685243140
I'm not threatening suicide.
>>685242419
Like just goddamn this is such a turnabout!
>Always here for ya <3
>>685242515
But will it ever be enough?
>>685242592
Did you also 100% GZ?
>>685242704
Nothing can beat this activity.
>>685243157
;^)
>>685243599
See ya around Doc.
>>685243986
O shit
>>685243599
You still here? If so, here's this.
>Shiro
>>685242704
Nice, glad you're relaxing, man.
Hope the rest of your night goes well.
>pats
>>685243342
>I'll be going down there after dinner~
I'll be waiting.
>>685243484
Never underestimate my power to be an immense faggot, faggot.
>>685244011
>Implying Yuuko and I are rats
>>685244244
You feeling better?
>>685244133
>It is impossible to doubt doubt, it's merely doubting.
But if you're doubting, that you're questioning the right way whatever you were doubting about in the first place?
