renovating and found this fucking stairwell inside drywall. wat do
>>685219886
i am watching this thread
>>685219886
what are you waiting for? go down the stairwell you fucking pussy.
>>685219886
GO GO GO GO GO
>>685219886
livestream going down it
I wanna see the demon that eats you
>>685220422
Nice dubs m80
explore it anon
report back with your findings
go man! for king and country!
>>685220877
nice dub x2
>>685220877
you to m8
Post pics of inside it... maybe you will find treasure? Or human bones?
>>685219886
well obviously the only logical solution pour gasoline and light the bitch on fire
>>685219886
Go down duh
>>685219886
you should probably make a bait thread on /b/ with no timestamp that seems like a good idea
>>685219886
Now who the fuck is this Beatrice?
>>685219886
Timestamp it
>>685219886
stop being a faggot and find out what's down there
>>685221644
this
bump for interest
This is how it happened. He let it out.
insert drywall piece in pooper post pic
>>685219886
dig the corpses out
I actually experience this once as well. Stairwell went from the end of the upstairs hall down to the kitchen. Was closed off due to the house being converted into a few apartments. Is this the case here, Anon?
contractor here.
this is not uncommon.
the details are usually what tells the age.
some builders grab the newspaper they read at lunch time, and put it inside the wall if they think it'll be around for a while (like a basement wall, a morter fireplace, etc.
coolest thing i've found was a pistol, and the a note the guy left saying he was putting it here else he'd use it on his wife's ex-boyfriend.
have a pic of it on my other computer. know a guy who found well over 50k from a structure built in the seventies in a criminal's house. read a story about a safecracker who bid on a safe and when he got in, there was a live grenade attached to the door (in case someone tried to enter by force).
>>685222526
what are the usual reasons people want basements sealed up?
>>685222526
I'm a constructioner as well, the most interesting thing I pulled out of a wall was one of those 1890's style lace up shoe the broads wore back then.
>>685223129
define sealed up. like the supporting walls redone? sometime aesthetic, sometimes they're not functioning (keeping moisture out), sometimes they're old and normal settling cracks them.
>>685222224
Close bruh
>>685222222
That is the home of Sewer Man.
Do not go.
Do not.
>>685222526
did he died? also how would you go about disarming a grenade attached to the door without blowing yourself up and/or the contents inside
OP once again fails to delivar.
I will drink from the waters of lake minnetonka by the time he posts.
Perhaps i shall contract de canzer.
OP went down there and died
>>685223129
Haunted sex/murder/torture dungeon
>>685219886
How is the light already on inside said stairs?
http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/02/justice/new-york-body-false-wall/
>The hidden skeleton of a woman who had been missing for 28 years came to light when a contractor cleaned out a vacant home in the Town of Poughkeepsie, New York.
>>685223246
that is impressive. probably one of the best i've heard, really. busy these days? i'm actually squaring up some framing on an old house. this old irish guy owns the structure built in the early part of this century.
a real old school hard knock, who had stored some gorgeous timbers to do the repairs with. I'm talking 12ft 4x10s, 10ft 2x12s.
the best part? the guy lifting the structure himself, over the course of the year, with four pneumatic pumps "half of an inch every week or so."
easily my favorite job. wish i had pics of his tools. legendary work bench
It's probably just a cheap builder. Didn't want to pay for extending out the floor so they just walled the old stairs in. They would probably have needed more structural bracing somewhere in that area as well perhaps so that could also raise the cost of the renovation.
I'm assuming you still have access to the floor below just on a different staircase.
I've seen in short commercial buildings (like 4 or less stories) rezoned for residential it sometimes happens with some of the fire stairwells. Rather than spending money to rip them out they simply wall them in.
It's mainly because of building code. A commercial building usually has a central stairwell plus 2 side stairs for fire code (or more depending on size). If you convert a 3 or 4 story commercial building into a row of townhomes they will simply wall off all the stairwells since they are not required by fire code when you have separate entrances to each home.
>>685224175
Actual 2x12s? When you used to get a full 2" instead of 1-1/2? My first house had really old boards with the real measurements
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Reyna_Marroquin
>In 1999, a house in Nassau County, New York was purchased by Hamid Tafaghodi. Tafaghodi insisted previous owner Ronald Cohen[3][4] remove a 55-gallon drum that had been seemingly abandoned in the crawl space. On September 2,[4] Cohen noticed a note from the sanitation department that said they could not pick it up due to its weight, so he and a real estate agent[3] opened the drum to discover a human hand and a lady's shoe.[4]
I cleaned out a hoarder's house last year and he had a crawlspace covered up by plywood. It was filled with mostly trash but we found about $800 in silver coins. The whole house was like that with junk and money mixed in everywhere. Probably threw out a few tens of thousands by accident
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>>685224175
I am busy, though actually working as a superintendent now, which is more fun than it sounds. I've lifted structures like what your describing- I don't recommend using pneumatic or hydraulic jacks however, due to the chance of a seal or whatever failing. I always used the corkscrew 'house jacks' like the ones Jet makes.
>>685224684
yup. i mean once in a lifetime for me, honestly. i've done side jobs before but nothing close to this. it's really something.
>>685225303
no shit. i did maintenance for a while in nyc. where are you from if you dont mind me asking?
The association look the Cincinnati on my check the fact that may have to go hang on everything .
>>685225551
Grand Rapids, MI. Still live there, but travel all the time. Working in Lafayette, LA. right now.
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>>685224363
Hd must have cp or some juicy shit
>>685225949
god almighty how much do u love Louisiana dude?
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>>685224858
Why wouldn't he just dump the pellets out, move the barrel onto his boat, then fill it back up with the pellets?
>>685219886
someone live under you op
I just checked my thought it is directed currency .
GET IN HERE
>>685220630
>>685219886
I would not be afraid to go down the stairs... have never seen real proof of ghost, etc...
>>685225384
Sounds nice, I'd be excited to check it out
>>685227380
I've never seen proof that I can die, doesn't mean I'm gonna go walking into oncoming traffic
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I think OP started thread
went downstairs
died
>>685226399
How could one not like this place?
Hot women? Oh, yes.
Food? We all about dat. Some of the shit they come up with is like nowhere else.
Booze? They give out free shots of whatever is on sale at the fuckin' grocery stores here. I love this place.
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>>685228116
so many swamps that the entire state smells like an open sewer
niggers nigging like there's no tomorrow
heat and humidity enough to kill
>>685219886
Hope you pulled permits, or they did. Nothing I love more than popping house flippers for ALL non-permit modifications on a house. It never gets old.
>it's good to be the king
>>685228796
you arent the king, just a cunt
Nuggets night nothing then nothing bourgeoisie lanolin friend .
>>685228964
The king of cunts?
>>685222526
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/06/man-finds-second-vintage-superman-comic-in-old-home-1st-comic-fetched-175k-at-auction/
> Relative got excited and ripped back cover of Action Comics #1 giving it a 1.5 grading
> That rip probably cost tens of thousands of dollars
> Would of killed them
>>685227562
Wat
>>685222224
>>685222222
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>>685224175
>an an old house. this old irish guy owns the structure built in the early part of this century.
> this century
So... like 10 or 15 years ago? Wow, old house.
OP went
op is kill
>>685219886
Pretty sure some classic horror movies start out just like this.
very cool!
>>685228500
I have traveled and worked all over the US. It doesn't smell any different here than anywhere else. I have been treated with nothing but respect by the black folk here, and many work in the trades and conduct themselves in an honorable manner. The heat and humidity? That's pretty much the same in Michigan as it is here in the summer, much like most of the US.
>>685224363
>Hard drives and hand grenades
Band name?
>>685222203
The only post that makes any sense
>>685223566
>>685229707
Yeah, I know...I coulda been somebody. Damn.
>>685230350
found the nigger
I make feces now
>>685230780
I saw this faggy ass meme a year ago and activated almonds after it.
Fucking gay as hell "activated" almonds are for old ass people with weak teeth shit is mushy as hell fam
My brother had a crawlspace in his basement with a garbage bag way at the back. Noone ever had the balls to go back there...until...one night of completely excessive drinking.
Worst fears realized...it was full of vhs tapes of cp and snuff films (had an old tape player). Best way to kill a party. We called the cops, feds showed up too, took them and asked a bunch of questions. Had only lived in the house for about 6 weeks, gave them the realtor info, guess they tracked down the previous owner and found his current stash of cp. Pretty sure he's getting raped in prison now. Worst party ever.
>>685230530
Nice
>>685225134
que?
I make this fresh poop inside of yogurt timetables.
>>685220877
Nice dubs
>>685219886
WHERE THE FUCK IS OP
>>685231118
Cool story bro
>>685231118
no keep cp? whyyyy
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>>685230840
I'm as white as the driven snow, you motherfucking moron. Are you the lead singer for the Moe and Ron Band?
You'll later reassert opponents back in lenders online unified everything shortening poisonings list of things .
looks like OP died.
MAYBE OP DIDN' DIE. Maybe OP found a faggot party downstairs with the theme of "not delivering" :D
>>685224363
I assume the grenade is to throw in and lock the safe in the case of v&?
>>685233930
no, it's to destroy the hard drive in case of the safe being forced open.
>>685234263
then why wasn't it rigged to pull the pin when the door was opened?
>>685232860
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>>685231475
>>685229023
>>685228402
>>685227562
Absurdest humor is great when it strikes a chord of commonality; in other words, it hits the target in it's own weird way. What you are trying to do here is forced and pedestrian. You should be embarrassed for putting any effort whatsoever into perpetuating this nonsense. Perhaps masturbation has lost it's charm and you want to stroke the rest of us- we don't like it. Go away.
>>685234528
/thread/
>>685234528
Thanks anon, well put.
>>685234374
he was a locksmith.. he probably didnt force it open
>>685234374
because if the owner opened it and forgot about the booby trap, he'd have a grenade going off in his house.
it's not uncommon for those small safes to open when dropped a certain way, so dropping it to force it open would result in the pin being pulled.
>>685229290
OP pls come bax
>>685224987
Nice dude. That's one thing a lot of people pay no attention to. If it's pre 64 I'm saving that motherfucker
>>685235296
>dropping it to force it open would result in the pin being pulled.
no it wouldn't
those pins are designed to be hard to remove unless done so deliberately
dropping the safe would more likely result in the grenade falling off the hook it is hanging on than the pin coming out
>>685219886
One time my class found underneath the floor boards of the old governors mansion in NY a piece of paper from the 1790s, pretty cool tbh
>>685236461
unless the owner deliberately made adjustments to the pin to make it fall out easier, but now we're wading into 'what-if' territory.
either way, if someone dropped the safe and a grenade falls out, that's a brown trouser moment.
It's too bad OP died. His thread was fairly successful.
