Anti-joke thread
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Anti-joke thread
knock knock. Who's there? Its the police mam, your son was killed in a hit and run accident, the driver was an alcohol
>>685216220
>An alchohol
Lost it
How many feminists does it take to change a lighbulb?
Its the police mam, your son was killed in a hit and run accident, the driver was an alcohol
>>685216220
>an alcohol
>>685216353
>>685216551
welcome newfriends
Delete Post
>the driver was an alcohol
>>685216876
nerve gas yourself fagget
How do you save a baby from drowning?
Harpoon it
>>685216908
>>685216551
>>685216353
>>685216220
>>685215895
Never see so much sad same fagging
Q.) What's brown and sticky?
A.)A stick.
Q.) What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A.) Where's my tractor?
Q.) What's red and smells like blue paint?
A.) Red paint
Q.) What's green and has yellow wheels?
A.) Grass I lied about the wheels.
Q.) Why did Suzie fall off the swing set?
A.) She has no arms
>>685217070
thats a dark joke, not an anti joke
I got one.
Ask me if I'm a firetruck.
How do you make a baby float?
Take your foot off its head
half of these arent anti-jokes
an anti joke sets up a classic joke scenario and then it turns out to be more realistic or mundane
example:
a horse walks into a bar
all the patrons quickly exit realizing the potential danger in the situation
>>685217578
How's high school going?
>>685217565
Are you a firetruck?
>>685218224
No.
>>685217070
You're not wrong
So a Muslim walks into a bar
and respects his beliefs so he does not drink and is only there to be the designated driver for his friends
>>685218259
>>685216468
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. One feminist can change a lightbulb.
>>685216220
>>685216353
>>685216551
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to screw it in and the other to suck your dick
>>685215895
Why did Annie fall of the swing?
She had no arms.
>>685216220
lmao somebody screen shot this epicness wow lol top zozzle.
>>685215895
An Irishman, a Scotsman, and an Englishman walk into a bar.
As a result of living in such an overcast, damp climate they were all vitamin-D deficient and the resultant depression had driven them all to acute alcoholism.
>>685216468
your not funny, stop stealing this guys >>685216220 epic anti joke.
>>685219507
They can, doesn't mean they will.
>>685215895
Did you hear about the guy who broke every bone in the left side of his body?
His wife is dealing very poorly with the stress of becoming his full-time carer.
Ask me why I'm wearing earplugs.
>>685215895
Two Jews walks into a bar.
Unfortunately, a sign on the wall reads "Juden Verboten", so they leave before they are arrested.
What did one psychiatrist say to the other psychiatrist?
'We are both psychiatrists'.
>>685215895
Did you hear about the guy who could converse with furniture?
He died of a brain tumour last week.
>>685215895
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
An abomination in the eyes of God.
>>685215895
What do you call a Mexican with an artificial foot?
His name is Miguel and he's really a very nice man, actually. Never lets his disability hold him back.
>>685219507
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just ask a man to do it.
A horse walks into a bar
"Why the long face?" asks the barkeeper
The horse replies, "My alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart"
What's the difference between a nigger and a Nigger?
Nigs be noggin and nogs be niggin
>>685215895
Bob and John were watching a very dull baseball game.
Bob said, "This game is so disinteresting - can we leave?"
John replied, "Actually, I think you mean uninteresting not disinteresting, but I knew what you meant"
And they left.
>>685222341
No, see, that's actually a joke. This is an anti-joke thread, you dolt.
"What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?" A pound of feather because you have to deal with the weight of all this birds you killed
>>685223276
>>685222341
ITT: Faggots who don't know the definition of an anti-joke.
>>685222663
LMFAO
2gud
>>685223176
a feminist wouldn't ask a man to do anything much less change a lightbulb, therefore anti-joke it is.
>>685216220
Newfag test
>>685221459
Why are you wearing earplugs?
>>685223913
>a feminist wouldn't ask a man to do anything
But in your scenario she did. That's sarcasm - a form of humour.
>How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. One feminist can change a lightbulb.
That's an anti-joke. Because, in truth, it does actually only take one person to change a light-bulb, you see? An anti-joke is when the set-up follows a traditional comedic formula and then the 'punchline' is an understated fact with no hidden motive, play on ideas or preconceptions; not an ironic comment like yours.
Hope that helps.
>>685224089
What?
>>685215895
What's the difference between a lambourghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a lambourghini in my garage.
>>685224598
that does help actually. thanks dude
>>685215895
Ohh shit waddup
>>685215895
OP was a faggot and he was killed by an alcohol.
>>685224704
That's a joke, not an anti-joke! Fuck me, why is this concept so hard to grasp?
See:
>>685222849
>>685222360
>>685222255
>>685221932
>>685221689
>>685221665
>>685221319
>>685220947
>>685218697
>>685217375
>>685224822
No problem, glad I could help. A lot of people get anti-jokes confused with 'sick' jokes, for some reason, but a 'sick/edgy' joke is still a joke.
Once I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow.
And when I woke up, I was being molested.
>>685225406
>>685225117
A man walks into a bar.
Then he goes home and beats his girlfriend. He's an alcoholic.
>>685225532
Yes, now this is an anti-joke.
An Irish guy and a Scottish guy walk out of a bar.
Hey guys lol i'm an oldfag XD anyone want to see my rare pepes!
Also haha I remember an alcohol that was great haha newfags never learn XD
Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?
>>685225532
A priest, an imam, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They have a peaceful discussion about theology, the imam doesn't drink anything, and about an hour later they leave.
>>685225802
Why?
>>685217070
Kek
Fuck... Did i... Did i lose?
>>685225860
They don't like any witnesses
>>685225730
This, again, is a joke. Not an anti-joke.
>>685224680
Ha
How do you get a clown to stop smiling?
Hit him with an axe.
>>685225860
I don't know
>>685221665
You mean fortunately, or is that part of the joke?
A nigger, a Jew, and a homosexual walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out."
What's worse than getting a flat tire?
The Holocaust.
Whats worse than a worm in an apple?
The Sandy Hook Massacre
>>685225971
That's a joke, not an anti-joke.
An anti-joke would be:
Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?
Because they are a traditionally Catholic nation and are suspicious of anything which strays from their traditional doctrine.
Fuck me, it is not a difficult concept.
Why couldn't the boy get into the pirate movie?
Because it stopped showing last month.
What's worse than a Nuclear Reactor?
When one breaks down
>>685226275
Fuck you. It is an anti joke. It's true. They do t like Witnesses. It just also happens to be a play on words. So it is also a joke. Sorry if that was too meta for you, faggot
>>685226114
>is that part of the joke?
Fucking NO because this isn't a joke thread, it's an anti-joke thread, you sperg.
>>685217375
>say whurrs ma trakter
What do you can a zebra with socks?
Strange.
Why were the kids at sandy hook sad?
They wanted books but all they got were magazines
How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
what did one anon say to another?
tits or gtfo
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
>>685226750
jet beams don't melt steel fuel
Why did the girl eat ALL the eggs?
>>685226809
>B
> I
> N
> G
> O
>>685215895
knock knock
>who's there
me
>ok come in
thanks mate
Why did the jewish girl cry?
Because she was raped.
>>685226472
>It's true
>They don't like witnesses
That is a play on the stereotype that ALL Italians are mobsters, which isn't true - i.e. it is a hyperbolic assumption made for the purposes of a comedic outcome. Then, as you mentioned, the punchline was a play on words relating to the aforementioned comedic perception.
There was nothing 'anti' about it. That was a complete, down the line joke.
What d you call a man with no right hand?
Call hi whatever his name is.
>>685226972
She was forced to by some crazy dude
>>685226609
>>685226680
These are jokes, not anti-jokes.
what do you call a nigger flying a plane?
A pilot.
Why did they bury the fireman behind the hill?
because he was dead
>>685226680
Kek
I don't get it
>>685226750
All those people dying in a horrible terror attack.
>>685227236 (me)
Sorry, I didn't mean to reply to >>685226680 in this post. Sorry, anon. Your anti-joke was good.
>>685227113
>stereotype
>isn't true that all Italians are mobsters
Bullshit. All Italians are mobsters. Some are just less involved.
>>685226249
>massacre
What's the most confusing day in a black neighborhood?
Probably tax day. Taxes can be difficult to figure out.
What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?
Underlay underlay
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.
Have you heard about the pirate film?
It's rated PG-13 for use of alcohol and comic violence.
>>685227389
Okay, yeah, that's probably true.
What's green and sometimes has shit in it?
Grass.
Why did the twin towers come down?
cuz jet fuel melts steel beams
What's white and can't climb trees?
A refrigerator. They have no arms or legs.
>>685227457
Kill yourself. I was born as a Mexican and until I came out as trans white, I suffered through a lot of racism. This triggers my PTSD you fucking faggot sperg Lord scum
>>685227508
seven is a registered six offender.
Now THAT's What I Call Joking Vol. 28323764
What goes black white black white black white black white black white?
A nun falling down the stairs
>>685227457
Kek'd, but it's not an anti-joke.
>>685227532
^That's an anti-joke
>>685227698
¿que?
>>685227854
That racist fucking joke triggered my ptsd
>>685227714
The keys on a piano
>>685227944
En español, por favor.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
A camel. Probably some kind of weird mutant.
>>685228003
Your mom's teeth
>>685228040
I'm not hispanic, you racist fucking nigger
What do you call an irish sniper?
Rick O'Shea
I'm white now
What did George Washington say to Abraham Lincoln?
Nothing, they were not alive in the same time period and could not have interacted.
>>685227714
That's not an anti-joke. An anti-joke would be:
What goes black white black white black white black white black white?
A man flicking between two sheets of black and white colour samples, deciding which colour to paint his shed.
Or something like that. The point is that the 'punchline' has no comic merit; which a nun falling down the stairs does.
>>685221459
That's a really good one
>>685228281
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking
>>685228225
What do you call a Finnish sniper?
Simo Hayha
>>685228225
That's a joke, faggot.
>>685228244
This is an anti-joke.
I know a good knock-knock joke. You start.
>>685228466
You're a joke
>>685228519
Knock knock
>>685226020
This one got me.
>>685228528
Fucking buried me, man. Sick burn.
>>685228665
You were asking for it, fool
>>685228637
Who's there?
>>685228519
keke
>>685228917
Boo
>>685228972
boo hoo
>why you crying?
>>685215895
Knock knock
Who's there?
This is the lieutenant. We regret to inform you that your son was killed in combat. He died honorably in service of his country.
>>685229097
No, boo-oom! Allahu akbar!
>>685228972
I don't know anyone named boo, you must have the wrong address
why do atheists even?
Who didnt let the gorilla in the ballet?
Whoever was in charge to make that decision
>>685229208
How would the boom go off before the Allua Akbar?
Show me on the boy where the little doll touched you
-investigating chucky
>>685229350
Fuck. Off.
>>685217541
>>685217905
>>685223176
>>685223472
>>685224598
>>685225117
>>685225324
>>685225684
>>685225986
>>685226275
>>685226508
>>685227113
>>685227236
>>685227805
>>685228281
>>685228466
Fucking joke police here...
>>685229350
>why do atheists even?
Because religious people have the monopoly on odd.
^I know, that's not an anti-joke.
What do you get if you cross michael Jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Michael Wasanigger
>>685229750
Careful of joker police
>>685215895
zozzle
knock knock
who's there
an alcohol
>>685229596
People need to learn the difference.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Because she was escaping from a brutal rape attack
What's worse than a rainy monday?
Aids.
What was johnny's least favorite christmas gift?
Terminal brain cancer
What do you call a dead nigger?
Dead.
>>685215895
what the the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas?
>colon cancer
>>685230047
Joker police. Geddit. I made a anti joke
Why was W.S. Gilbert frequently drunk on his transatlantic crossings?
Because he was quartered on the port side.
Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick
>>685230317
>>685230122
same mind
don't be a nigger
Why the the shower heads in the Jew gas chambers have 11 holes in them? Cuz Jews only have 10 fingers
>>685230403
That's a pun, not an anti-joke.
meme'd
How do you get 200 Jews into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back and the rest in the ashtray
Options
Comment
I´m not a robot
beeb beeb
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken
>>685219744
how many feminist to change light bulb
1 they just get paid less for it
>>685230632
This is not an anti-joke.
>>685215895
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
>>685223976
>pop
wow looks like alot people dislike my grandpa then
>>685216220
classic.gif
What ever happened to gary Newman? He became gary oldman
lol shitty thread
What did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for her birthday?
AIDS
>>685230691
>>685230686
These are jokes.
>>685230769
This is an anti-joke.
Wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't let you know.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Fucked
Why did sally fall off the swing?
Because she was shot in the head.
>>685230686
not an anti-joke
A paedophile is taking a young boy deep into a forest at night. The boy turns to the paedophile and says "I'm scared". The paedophile responds; "you're scared? I have to walk it back by myself"
>>685230996
bob
What the the Jewish paedophile say to the kids?
Hey don't take all the candy
this is just a lame story thread.
>>685231110
Not an anti-joke
>>685230635
I AM A ROBOT
>>685231250
Sorry, officer faggot.
>>685216220
>an alcohol
lost, top zozzle, sides in orbit, nigger nigger nigger, etc
>>685215895
>anti joke
>posts paddy mcguinness king of memes, lord of the banter
>>685231110
let me fix your joke into an anti-joke.
Why didn't the little boy return home from going out into the woods with a pedophile? He was killed by a bear.
>>685231155
How many fucks do you give? Is the answer none? Fucking 1-0, man.
>>685231420
Blaze it faggot
What do you call an arab at the airport?
Whatever his name is.
>>685231515
Ayyyy
Lmao
>>685231325
You're new so I'll let you off with a warning this time. But don't let me catch you again.
>why did OP cross the road?
because he's a faggot
Why do paedophiles always have mustaches and tinted glasses? What is it about that look that kids find so attractive?
>>685216220
All these newfags.
>>685215895
Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
>>685230557
Not an anti-joke, just a bad joke. Just because it's not funny, doesn't make it an anti-joke. This other guy has been trying to explain it to you assholes for like an hour, but everyone here seems to be retarded.
>>685231420
Thank you, I'm glad someone else knows what a fucking anti-joke is.
If you haven't scrolled through the thread I'm the Joke Police (aka Officer Faggot). See: >>685230047
Welcome aboard, Deputy.
What was stevie wonders greatest hit?
A lamppost
>>685227236
this is not an anti joke
>>685231849
But muh iokes
>>685231250
But in this thread it is one
>>685230811
Bad pun, not an anti-joke
>>685230868
Not an anti-joke
What did the robot say to the centipede?
STOP BEING A CENTIPEEDE!
>>685231211
Not an anti-joke
>>685231716
That's not an anti-joke. It's an actual joke, written by an actual comedian (pic related) whose job it is to write jokes.
>>685230557
let me fix your joke
Why the the shower heads in the Jew gas chambers have 11 holes in them? The plumber found out that his wife was cheating on him and realized that his existence was worthless and killed himself with his drill before completing the contact.
>>685231716
Not an anti-joke
>>685228003
bwbwbwwbwbwwbwbwbwwbwbww
Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
>>685231849
I am the aforementioned other guy. Thanks for joining the ranks. I'm exhausted from explaining this simple concept to a thread full of spergs.
>>685232342
Not an anti-joke. Fuck, I think there may be 10 anti-jokes in this whole thread.
I present the best anti-joke in the history of the world: The Fool and the Clown
http://www.comedycorner.org/22.html
>>685221932
What happened to the boy who was afraid of thunder during a lightning storm?
He hid under his bed and waited for the storm to pass
>>685232486
>>685232632
That good enough for you?
>>685232404
best anti joke... /thread
>>685230403
thx geritol
>>685232486
But anti jokes aren't funny and are for faggots and ironic Jews. We comedians have now taken over this thread. Deal with it.
>>685232342
not a antijoke...let me fix it for ya
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? Bowling balls are made from urethane or
reactive resin and babies have living breathing anatomy and physiology.
>>685232486
mad?
>>685232632
Nice to see someone actually understanding the concept of an anti-joke.
>>685232404
lel
>>685231211
rofl
The phone rings so Betty picked it up.
It was the police informing her that her husband was the victim of brutal attack, and died in the ambulance as it headed to the hospital.
>>685232720
only not funny to the unintelligent.
>>685232862
Want some more?
Sparky ran into the woods
>Sparky was found 3 weeks later dead
The first black president was assassinated.
>He became the first black president to he assassinated
A man walked into a bar
>If he was paying attention instead of texting on his phone, he would've realized it was there.
A man shot a gun at a woman
>She bled all over the floor while the man ran away
>>685233216
Nope. Not funny to everybody. Only funny to hipsters
>>685232720
From your lips to God's ears. Ironic Jews are the worst and need to be taken down a peg or two. I'm glad someone finally said it, because we were all thinking it.
what happened to the tread of anti jokes
it became a thread of real jokes
>>685233281
My sides whenever the man is her black husband
>>685233315
Why did you voluntarily enter this thread?
Do you also walk into KFC and tell everyone you don't like chicken? Fucking mongoloid.
John Wayne bobbits wife is driving along the highway with her husbands dismembered penis in her hand. She throws it out the window and it lands on the windscreen of the car behind her. The woman driving the car yells "jesus Christ look at the size of that bugs dick"
>>685233534
Look
@ >>685233281
>>685233588
U mad?
>>685232862
moar
>>685233534
Don't ask. I'm exhausted from explaining the concept. I've explained it so many times that I've been renamed the Joke Police (aka Officer Faggot).
>>685215895
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
>>685233618
<<<<<<look
>>685233795
no please go on...these faggots need to learn
>>685233646
Mad about all the savings I could make at the Montgomery Flea Market, yeah.
why do cats hate dogs
natural enemies
dont taze me bruh
>>685231057
To the number 2...
>>685233662
Alrighty
Why did the man's computer shutdown
>because the power went out during the storm
Jenny asked Billy to a dance
>Billy refuse to go with Jenny because she's a girl and it goes against his ideology to allow a woman to ask a boy out.
An autistic kid was hit by a truck
>The truck driver was arrested for vehicular manslaughter
A deaf woman couldn't hear the rock festival
>the manager refused to refund her ticket
A man walked into a bar
He is blind
>>685233342
I have nothing against real jokes and do not prefer anti-jokes to be honest, but why would you post real jokes in an anti-joke thread? That's just stupid.
>>685233873
Not OP.
Not Joke Police either
Making the jokes that have
>this set up
>>685216220
this has always and will always make me fucking laugh
gg anon
>>685233947
I don't think they will. In their mind an anti-joke is an unfunny joke or a "sick/edgy" joke. They just cannot grasp the concept. It's like I'm speaking Latin to them.
>>685234233
U triggered, Autismo?
>>685234193
What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.
Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.
Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.
I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.
>>685234193
>>685233281
>>685232632
These good enough JP?
>Joke Police
>>685234327
Can confirm because I am Joke Police. Carry on as you were, anon.
y r joke police gey
cuz they suk dik
>>685234347
it is fun to watch people who just don't get it, get so uncomfortable and butthurt.
>>685234591
What do you call a Chinese man with 1 ball?
Wun hung low
>>685234576
These are all anti-jokes, yes. You're clean. Have a nice day.
JP.
>>685233873
Why did the fat man sit on his computer antagonizing others.
>because he couldn't comprehend how an anti-joke works, thus feeling threatened about his anonymous identify.
What happened to the anonymous man behind the screen
>He got picked up by the FBI and they found CP on his computer
>>685234780
This is a God-damn joke and you know it. Take him away, boys.
>>685234780
not an anti-joke...let me fix it for ya
What do you call the Chinese man with 1 ball? Peter
>>685234780
What do you call a Chinese man with one ball?
>An unfortunate war veteran who suffered a casualty of his own during WW2 whenever the Japanese raided and killed his family
That's for the Joke Police because he appreciates it
what do you get when u cross a chicken with a wolf
a wolf who cant fly either
What do you call an iglu without a toilet?
An ig
>>685235032
That's some fine community outreach you're doing, Deputy. Nice work.
-Joke Police.
>>685235177
Great work, citizen. The department would like to present you with a special award, commemorating your voluntary work in the community.
-Joke Police
>>685234516
What is Ping's favorite food for lunch? He wouldn't know. He works 16 hours in a sweat shop and barely makes it home everyday.
>Nice shoes you are wearing though.
Your mom is so ugly she has to tie a dog around her neck when feeding the steaks.
>Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
>To get to the other side
The other side, is death. That chicken only had one way out of this nightmare. And bitch, I'm taking the out.
>>685235389
I see you're catching on (yes it's a pun)
Why is it called bait?
>Because smaller fishes are more likely to be attracted to it
How come a man gets targeted?
>Because of the bullseye he drew on his shirt a few weeks ago and forgot to throw it away.
>>685235251
Trying to pass that pun off as an anti-joke, are you? Book him, boys. It's time to rid these streets of joke-makers for good.
- Joke Police.
Chuck Norris doesn't take a bath. The water gets Chuck Norris
I like my women like I like my onions
Cut up into small pieces while I cry
>>685235256
doing my best JP. We'll teach them.
-DJP
why r there joke police
couldn't pass the entrance exam to be a mod
A man walks into a bar
His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.
>>685235922
also dubs
Chuck Norris walks into a bar. It falls down.
>>685235922
Why is there spelling
>So the rest of the world can understand what you're saying
Chuck Norris joins an anti-joke thread on /b/
Chuck Norris kills OP
>>685236066
Also dubs too.
Therefore you're point is invalid
>>685235767
This is such a poor attempt at a joke that I'm not even going to charge you with possession. However, you still failed to post an anti-joke in the anti-joke thread, so I'm going to have to write you up for that, son. Here, I'll give you a tip. An anti-joke would be:
Chuck Norris doesn't take a bath.
His wife is really worried that his poor personal hygiene is a sign of clinical depression.
Now, get out of here before I charge you with something more serious.
- Joke Police
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