Trips decide what I do with my dad's gun. He thought I couldn't break into his safe. Hi dad!
>>685214465
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inb4 shoot yourself
shoot yourself
>>685214465
Remove firing pin, put back exactly as you found it.
Shoot yourself in the foot
Come to my house and put a bullet in my head
Shoot your dad
>>685214465
put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger
>>685214465
shoot up your school
microwave that gay ass polymer frame
>melted glock 19
>best glock
>>685214465
Shoot one of your testicles
Up your ass
>>685214465
microwave the bullets
>>685214465
shoot a black kid and claim self defense
>>685215310
>>685214465
shoot 3 bullets up your anus
Put the gun up your ass, shoot out your window
>>685214465
Remove all the bullets and place them on the ground, then smash with hammer
>>685214465
shoot yourself on stream, post the link here
>>685214465
shoot father, post reaction
>>685215651
Reroll
>>685215555
winrar
>>685215555
Holy fuck!!!!!! WINRARRR
>>685215555
checked
>>685214465
>go to google maps
> search for nearby elementary schools
> take gun and go to elementary school of your choosing
>protect kids from school shooters
>
>>685215555
TOPKEK
>>685214784
roll
>>685215555
>>685215714
Not a trip.
Thread continues in search of a trip.
>>685215555
Holy shit... Quads have spoken
WINRAR
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>>685214784
If he were to put it back exactly as he found it that would include putting the firing pin back in
>>685215555
FUKIN CHEKED
Make Zimmerman proud, OP
>>685215982
newfag
>>685215555
This.
>>685216182
Kek
>>685215982
>hehe whoops looks like you didn't actually get trips sonny i mean trips are included inside of quads but shut up im busy being a pussy that wont deliver
>>685215982
quads > trips
now do as i command
>>685215555
quads have spoken, get to it OP
prolapse your anus
insert gun
????
profit
>>685215555
godlike
Double stack.. what a fag.
Put it back b4 you get hurt.
>>685214465
load gun and point at your head, pull trigger
>>685215555
kill hillary clinton
inb4 OP is black
>>685215555
Shoot all the lamps in the room then hide the shards in ur buttocks
stick your dick down the barrel
>>685214465
Shoot your knee.
kys faggot
Put the gun back.
>>685214465
pull it back in the case and hang yourself
>>685215555
Delivar you bitch
>>685214465
put the gun back and go to sleep
>>685214465
Put it back and don't give anti gun retards in the liberal media more to work with.
Hide it
Record everything you do, and upload it to a public Google Drive. Find the wealthy part of your city. Go there, and randomly choose a house, and kill everyone in it.
>>685217880
FUCK
REROLL
>>685215555
the quads have spoken
>>685214465
Pretty stupid to post from your phone we have your address
kill urself
>>685215555
Roll
>>685214465
shoot yourself in the head
Shoot yourself in the foot.
>>685215555
Roll dis shit
>>685218335
Reroll
>>685218387
roll
>>685218293
re roll
>>685216030
shoot your cars gas tank
>>685214465
roll
Replace the bullets with Pez candy, then pay a local thug to break into your house and stage a break-in. When your dad pulls his gun, have the black man say, "I hope your wife tastes as good as dem bullets." Your dad will check his clip later and it will fuck with him until he dies.
>>685214465
Kill your father.
>>685214465
Force him to let you suck his dick by gun point.
>>685214465
remove the bullet from the magazine,
then fill the magazine with shit, put the magazine back in the gun and put the gun back in the safe.
Bring it to school. And wear a trenchcoat tomorrow, too.
Put it back
>>685218832
no, fuck you
>>685219107
I would, but school's out. We're on summer vacation
-OP
>>685218832
>>685219005
re-roll
>>685219170
newfag summer
>>685217880
I will also reroll anon's post
>>685214465
Put it back safely
put it back as you found it and never play with it again
>>685215555
OP here, I said trips not quads. Start rolling
Put it back where you found it.
>>685219550
Felate me OP
>>685214465
Put it back as you found it and go out for some burger king
>>685219550
Not how that works, faggot.
Shoot your dick off
>>685215714
>>685215742
>>685216023
>>685216290
>>685217338
>>685217708
You're all retarded. 4 != 3
>>685219550
fuck off fag, and go kill trump with your father's gun, then say you did it because of them damn females with penises
>>685219550
FAGGOT
>>685215982
a square is a rectangle but a rectangle isn't alway a square. therefore quads are trips but trips aren't quads.
Put it back, lock the safe and go to church to confess your sins
Shoot out a window in your house, pics for proof. I want you to get grounded. Fucking neet.
>>685219758
reroll
also, kill anyone else near, and then save the last bullet for yourself
see how many bullets you can shove up your ass one at a time. Go ahead and use lube if you want.
>>685219612
>>685219676
Nigger-cum loving faggots who love to gargle semen and be wrong.
>>685215555
Roll
>>685215555
This OP
>>685219550
shoot yourself in the dick
>>685219869
This. It still has 555 in it you faggot.
>>685215555
OP you fag, THIS
>>685219896
Roll
Go to your neighbor and open fire
>>685220133
Roll
Roll for shoot your dads room up
>>685219869
Square isn't a rectangle you retard. Square has equal side lengths unlike rectangle.
>>685219896
Reroll
>>685214465
shoot yourself, anywhere
Shoot your neighbors house and car
shoot your finger off
>>685215982
Jesus Christ you retarded pussy ass faggot. That is both a trip and a quad.
>>685220418
roll
Kill yourself and live stream it faggot
Shoot your neighbors house
>>685220474
Roll
shoot your dick off
it wont get any use anyway
>>685220418
this
Fire the entire clip into the wall
>>685220542
re roll
Disassemble the gun and hide the pieces around the house
Shoot your foot
>>685220474
Reroll
>>685220279
Underage b& request, you seem not to have finished elementary school.
Or maybe you're 'Murican.
Rolling for what quads said.
>>685220474
Roll2
>>685215555
rolling
Satanic trips command you to shoot your neighbors windows out
>>685220279
You've got to be fucking
>>685220474
Reroll2
Just completely unload a whole clip in random directions ( live stream it of course)
Go to your local Walmart or store and shoot away
>>685220474
Roll3
Take a shit on it
Shoot your windows out
op wont deliver on my quads...
even if they were trips hes not going to do it anyway
hes whats wrong with /b/ today
>>685214465
hang upside down blindfold, take the gun apart, and put it together real fast before your nose starts to bleed
Kill yourself
>>685220601
Re roll
Fuck you
I changed my mind, take a shit in the gun case
Shove it up Ur ass then pull the trigger
>>685217967
Making music mate wtf?
you better run away, because when I get home, I'm going to beat your ass, son
>>685221165
Pain plz
>>685221348
Roll
put the barrel up your ass
>>685221434
30 off
>>Roll
>>685214465
>shooting rampage
>>685214465
shoot self in foot
>>685221584
Nah I love my school and my classmates.
-OP
shoot yourself in the foot twice and post stream and/or pics
>>685221556
1 off
>>Roll
>>685214465
inb4 kill urself
Shove barrel in penis whole pull trigger (livestream)
>>685214465
>>685215555
We got alllllll day OP, make black lives matter again
shoot yourself in the hand on cam with the gun for being a whiny faggot OP
>>685221887
>>Hole
Roll
>>685221875
Definitely not inb4
>>685214465
shoot a black kid claim self defense
put the gun back, turn off the computer and go play in the park with the other children
>>685221887
Reroll
>>685214465
you put it away and never tell anyone
>>685214465
Put the gun down and show us your penis
>change name to Ted Cruz
>move to California
>start killing people
>>685221887
Roll2
Post on Facebook with your dad tagged. Say you're waiting for him to get home and its on..
>>685214465
Today's agenda, put the suitcase up in the Sentry, go to room 112, tell em Rocko sent ya.
If you feel the strangeness, if no money exchanges, I've got these cats in Ranges, that'll leave these niggas brainless.
All they tote is stainless. You just remain as calm as possible, and make the deal go through. If not, here's 12 shots; we know how you do. Please make your killings clean: slugs up in between their eyes, like True Lies, kill em and flee the scene.
Just bring back the coke or the cream.
Call the local police station and say you have hostages and see how many waves you can survive
shoot your school
>>685222400
hue hue hue
>>685221887
Here we go gimme da trips
>>685222460
THIS OH GOD PLEASE THIS
>>685221887
Trips
>>685222460
This
>>685214465
Buy your own.
>>685222661
Fuuuuuuuuck
Rolling
>>685214465
Please return the weapon before you harm another human or yourself
>>685215555
>>685215555
this
>>685222400
>>685222246
I would actually do these. I don't like others. They're unrealistic and people forget that I have a life to live too.
-OP
Oh look, OP is being a colossal faggot and won't deliver. How unexpected.
sage goes in all fields.
>>685222460
Oh Yes
>>685222766
Fuck off white knight. Op go find your high school crush, and tell her you will kill her if she doesn't have sex with you
>>685222924
Quelle surprise
>>put gun in mouth
>>Pull trigger
>>Eat bullet
Also livestream
>>685223064
reroll
>op will never deliver the faggot..
Shoot your leg faggot
>>685221432
i tried
a-heh-heh-heh
>>685223166
roll
>>685222910
Then why the fuck are you on here? go do your homework, and fuck off, if you're not going to kill anybody with that pistol.
>>685223007
Rolling for this guy
>>685223201
reroll
>>685214465
Shoot yourself in the taint
>>685223224
How about you go buy your own gun and kill other people yourself pussy faggot.
-OP
>>685219170
lowkek.
>>685214465
shoot your dick off
>>685223130
Yea I know he's to big a faggot
Roll
>>685214465
kill a cat, then yourself
>>685220474
>Kill yourself + livestream
Re rolling for this.
>>685223330
B/c i didn't make a gay ass post about finding my daddies femmy ass gun, now if i get trips, you will kill your father
Go outside and fire straight up
Rob a toy store, show us the goods, you won't get caught because they have such shit security
>>685214534
Did you read the rules? I'm sure it says something about saying that.
>>685223776
Off by one
>>685214465
Put it back and quit fucking with other people's things.
>>685223776
This
>>685223776
So close...
Order pizza and rob him
>>685220474
Rroll
>>685223776
Rolling.
Put only one bullet in and play Russian roulette faggot
>>685223776
>>685223998
hahahaha
Oh wow
>>685223834
This
>>685219550
Put down the gun and jam every fork in your house into your dick and asshole you massive fucking faggot.
>>685223776
Roll roll
>>685214465
shoot foot
post pics
>>685219736
Roll
>>685223776
Op is probably rolling for dumb shit, Reroll
>>685224019
Most pizza guys only carry less than $50 here in the states.
>>685214465
Kill yourself on stream
>>685214465
Put it back where you found it faggot.
Then go ask your dad to take you target shooting.
up the butt!
dump a bunch of glitter down barrel. replace as found.
Shove all the bullets and the gun barrel up your ass
Make a Hillary 2016 shirt and shoot a black person with your dads gun
>>685224635
roll
>>685214465
point gun against jugular, point up towards your head, pull trigger. Post results.
Trips, and you have to shove the barrel up your ass, and stand with your asscheeks spread in front of the door, until your dad gets home, in which you will proclaim that, you have been wanted to be touched by him since he changed your diapers
take all the forks and knives in your house and jab them in the lawn and put the gun in the utensil drawer
Shove it up the butt
>>685214465
Kill yourself and stream it
>>685224854
reroll
think you're samuel l jackson and harass someone like he did on pulp fiction
>>685214465
roll
>>685215555
WINRAR, unless op is a fgt
OP won't deliver even if trips
kill urself already, you worthless cunt!
>>685224553
>>685224635
>>685222766
>>685222110
>>685222243
Found op^
Also, in case of trips, unload the fully loaded clip through your front door
>>685214534
Friendly reminder that no one gives a fuck.
>posted from Android
>>685216667
almost godlike
>>685214465
Full metal jackets? Does your dad not know what hollow points are?
>>685220474
rolling for this
Shoot a neighborhood animal, put it in the black neighbors mailbox/front step
>>685214465
Leave him a note explaining that leaving his mags full for extended periods wears out the springs
Twice the amount of posts than posters, fuck off op you can't roll
>>685225157
>clip
kill your parents
>>685225585
Kek, magazine
Replace gun with a photo of the gun.
kill yourself
Be an alpha and rape someone
>>685214465
Shoot your ballsack.
i dont even care who you kill. just kill somebody
rob gas station
>>685217403
Rolli
>>685220474
roll
>>685225402
Bammmm
>>685215555
QUAD REDEMPTION ROLL
>>685219869
shapes and quantities are not of the same kind, but nice try.
>>685215555
REROLL FOR REDEMPTION
>>685216859
>?
>Hur dur muh .45?
don't do anything
shoot yourself up the butt, stick it into your anus
>shoot up mall
>ALAHU AKBAR
>Blame Muslims
Go into gang territory and unload on the apes
>>685222222
Shoot off your dick
Ops a fukn nigger fag
>>685226655
Triple dubs
Put it in your mouth and unload
>>685214465
>storing your Glock with the slide open
Fuuuuuuuuu
>>685225103
are you projecting kiddo?
>>685215555
Quads. O shit nigger
Unload hole clip through front door/walls
>>685227000
FUCKING FINALLY
>>685227000
FUCKING WASTED.
>>685227000
Winner winner
>>685227000
DO IT OP
>>685227000
yeah biatch
Roll for shoot a penis shape in your wall
