Ask a member of the US military anything
> Yes I am a US Marine
Is shooting sandniggers fun? and should I join if I want to murder sandniggers?
How many cocks you suck per day?
You mind posting a timestamp with other military shit to prove it mate?
A selfie with a kevlar vest or whatever the fuck that is doesn't do the trick alone.
old copy pasta is old.
>>685207906
Is it true that the Marines is loaded with homosexuals and boot camp is a massive fuck fest?
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>>685208113
That's not how you speak to a US Marine you dipshit.
It's time you faggots start respecting me and the military
If it wasn't for guys like me saving your asses and keeping you safe you would be speaking Arab
>>685207906
Lol.
>>685207906
Y u go n kill people?
Smh I can't w8 for the burn man is decided an I came take your snippers fam
Den I come n personally Tak you Gans
#blacklivesmatter #feelthebern #yogscastduncan #handsupdontshoot #wewuzkongsnsheit
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>685207906
Since I am joining (the English army though), when did you join
>>685207906
haha you've wasted your fucking life you dumb, home-schooled shit
>>685207906
/stolen_valor
>>685207906
Larry the cable guy?
>>685208315
>marine.jpg
kek, you have to remind yourself do ya? how insecure does one have to be to become a marine?
MarineFag here. I can confirm by his shave, issued flak, and 550 cord bracelet that he is legit.
Marines are pussies.
>>685207906
hav u ever been on a killing spree
>>685207906
Why didn't you shave
>>685208315
Wrong, you guys would be speaking German. This shows that even America's military is stupid.
>>685207906
Also what is your rank and mos and how long have you been in
That's not a US issue protective vest.And a beard.
Why dont you lose some weight you fat fuck
>>685208903
Not OP, but is this another Marin Fag?
well i wrote this so you know its true
>>685208766
Agreed.
>>685207906
>bait
>>685207906
What is a boot and why are you still one?
>>685208315
yes. please. save us from all of the things.
also none of your gear is standard issue faggot wannabe.
>>685208315
>If it wasn't for guys like me saving your asses and keeping you safe you would be speaking Arab
Are all marines this retarded, or just you?
>>685208986
No, soon to be army,
Signing 68w (possibly with airborne and air assault)
GO MEDEVAC! SO THAT OTHERS MAY LIVE HOOAH!
Except you can't have facial hair you dumb shit
Does getting assfucked by ISIS feel good, cuckboy?
>>685209315
Enjoy the fucked up knees, ankles,and back!
>>685208315
>>685207906
You know that's stolen valor to pretend to be a US Marine on the internet? You can't have facial hair to begin with, you numb-nut.
Marines are cucks. Kys
>>685208315
why do you have a shitty old phone?
why are you wearing an Army undershirt?
why are you wearing a multicam ballcap?
why are you wearing a nonissue plate carrier?
Why are you wearing a nonreg flag on your chest?
why are you trying so hard to lie on the internet?
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>>685209228
Hey newfriends! Enjoying your visit @ 4chan? Big back to school party at the end of summer, msg you-know-who to the invite! LOTS OF SEX AND DRUGS!
>>685209520
no it isn't, actually
>>685209315
i hope you like needles
>>685209315
Okay there applicant. Do us a favor and turn that moto way the fuck down. If you're gonna be army, be cool and go straight ranger. Do some shit that is dope.
>>685209639
/Thread
>>685209639
Don't talk to him anon, you'll catch autism
>>685209804
You don't get why I'm doing it then
>>685209778
and sitting at a reception desk telling pvts where to sign and crying inside.
>>685207906
When was the last time you went to PT you fat fuck
>>685207906
> Being a stolen valor fag
Just enlist, any swinging dick in good health and legal standing can
I think we fucked OP.
>>685207906
>yes I am a marine
>yes I am a toolbag
>>685207906
Did u do it for a green card or mah freedumb
>>685210273
He's either a liar or a profile junkie
>>685208315
You're too fat to be a Marine
>>685209804
11bambam reporting
68w are cool as fuck provided they end up with a unit worth a shit
But dude really needs to not be such a motard, or at less
That respecting me and the marines or else there will be trouble !!
>>685207906
saw this same shit posted weeks ago.
>>685207906
Where did you go to bootcamp and what was it like?
>>685209804
Rangers dont have medics
>>685207906
Why do you have a beard? Why does it look like you're out of shape? Why are you wearing a flc vest that isn't issued? Why am I responding to b8?
>>685207906
He's not a marine. Non of that is GI, he's too fat, too much facial hair, and barracks bathrooms don't look like that. Fuck off OP
>>685207906
Bro, you gotta be fucking kidding me. If you we're a Marine, you wouldn't be wearing your hat indoors. You wouldn't have a shitty ass beard. You wouldn't be wearing that gayass cord on your wrist. And you definitely wouldn't be wearing that flak just to hide your fat ass stomach. Fuck off, wannabe
>>685208315
You shut your mouth, civilians outrank military in our republic. And your ass rides in my equipment bitch.
>>685208462
kek
>expecting me to give a shit about a dude who got cucked by the government.
Do you enjoy being a lapdog?
>>685211374
He may be wearing a duty belt beneath the frame of the photo, authorizing the cover indoors. And fatasses can be in the military as long as they can pass the pfa and can find some way to pass the weight or tape test when it counts. Source: I am a fatass sailor.
>>685207906
Do you even pass your pt test?
u r not of soldier
u r phony
ur not even of having insignia
>>685211695
Ive seen fat marines, and fat soldiers, never seen a fat sailor before.
>>685209639
found the army guy
>>685211877
This^
He knows us soldiers
>>685207906
are you George Zimmerman's brother?
>>685207906
>Why is your flag backward?
>Why are you so crosseyed?
>What is your body fat percentage?
>A FUCKING JELLY DONUT?!?
>>685210206
every medic in the aid station ever
>>685212125
> mirror
>>685212125
i kekd at the least one.
>>685209607
holy shit
What branch of the military are you in
>>685210934
Why do you look like a jihad
>>685212268
which would make his flag backwards, on military uniforms the flag flies with the honor (blue field of stars) to the right.
>>685211962
The fat ones are usually nuclear submariners like myself, and hence not allowed to see the light of day very often. That's probably why.
Not marine, buy Armyfag.
1. Backwards flag.
2. OD Green vest.
3. No green t-shirt.
4. Woodland cap, not patrol cap.
5. And your grooming standards? What the fuck is that on your face, son?
6. Rank.
7. MOS.
8. Unit & Platoon.
>>685212125
op is a fag. but the flag is assaulting forward, as if being carried to battle
>>685207906
Cuz, you got a doppelganger down Rome, GA way. Just FYI...
>>685207906
You don't look very physically fit
>>685212633
He could be an operator..
Kek
Stolen valor at its finest
>>685208590
Lolol
Your a fucking fake I like you lack of shave you piece of shit
Why did the Army 1st Cav have to rescue you Marines at Khe Sahn
Why did we have to come back into Vietnam to safe y'all because y'all couldn't do your one job which was to occupy territory. The marines are under funded, the marines themselves are underpaid l, we have smaller numbers l, we have to worst equipment but get are way more effective than any other force the us has to offer.
>>685207906
Seems legit
Bro, by the look of you, you're not even national guard.
>>685215486
I know I'm going to heaven because I spent my time in hell.
>>685207906
Walmart bathroom?
Does it bother you that your life is worth less than the price of better body armour?
>>685212554
Couldnt ever do that shit anon. Go in a submarine sure... combat in one? Yeah ill pass
>>685217356
actually, if he got killed his family would get half a mil...so you are wrong bro
>>685207906
Lol cheap vest off Internet, $2 "survival" bracelet and a camo hat doesn't make you a marin, faggot.
Outta shape dip shit. Kekek
>>685210934
>Marines
>>685207906
Shitpost/10
Hope you're joking, because if not this is the worst attempt at stolen valor I've ever seen
>>685212070
found the pog
>>685218032
Lol. He probably just got all of that at the local Army surplus store.
Vest doesn't even fit him.
>>685214371
What is he operating? A fucking cheeseburger?
>>685207906
BABY KILLER
>>685218206
>implying that there is still valor to be stolen
>>685208650
Motherfucker marines are the strongest and hardest notherfuckers you'll ever meet. Go meet yourself a recon marine and call them a pussy you sad sack of shit
>>685207906
Ha ha ha, you're no marine you unkempt fatass.
This dude is a contractor and a wannabe
>>685207906
>Fat
>Selfies with poorly fitted kevlar
>Non-issued camo cap
You're definitely a POG
>>685207906
who killed bin ladin?
Were you aware that sand niggers are morally superior to you?
>>685219508
PUSSY
>>685219877
>giving a shit about morals
>on 4chan
>on /b/
>>685207906
You don't rate to have a beard.
>>685207906
Do all US military take selfies in public toilets?
not military, couldn't even shave for the damn photo, fatass not wearing any issued military gear whatsoever, and that plate carrier isn't being worn properly and that flag is about 3x larger than the flag worn on uniform, so this is some beta fag, not military. source, am military
>>685207906
Don't go to BlackMesa
>>685219191
Draft,Dodger