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Last thread got deleted, get in here faggots so OP can deliver
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bumping for keks
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>>685190996

go on
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>>685190996
show us son's browser history
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TOP KEKS
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Ayy the son was definitely harshly punished for bed-wetting as a child. Maybe he didn't grow out of it until a later age or something.
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I need so shit to help me get started so post some porn webms
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suck your own dick!

>Dubs get!
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Fucking incriminate someone already
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Also no son browser history. Got in to comp by activating the admin account through CMD
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Wear the panties , fart and cum in them
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3 question;

>how old is this girl?
>is shot hot?
>WHY ARE YOU NOT SEARCHING THE MOMS STUFF?
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>>685191450
not op! son had a compaq notebook
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look for her sex toys
go through moms stuff
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Post browser history
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not a webm but fuck
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>>685191291
>>685191450
i got some porn webms
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>>685191775
girl is 18
She's like 7/10
Mainly because I don't want to yet. Gonna deliver on the panties then do that
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>>685192082
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>>685191291
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>>685191775
I meant to say 20
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Post fam pics then
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>>685192085
can you give context OP? i just got here and don't know whats going on
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Post pictures of mom and daughter
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>>685192128
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>>685191450
update pc to win10, I know you want it
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>>685192333
OP is house-sitting and is doing whatever trips want. Right now is jacking off in daughters underpants
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Rerolling >>685192375
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>>685192375
winRaR
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Don't do the pantie thing OP it's fucked up
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>>685192742
fuck otta here pussy
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>>685192742
Take your faggotry to tumblr
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>>685192742
Fuck off moral-fag, trips have spoken.
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>>685192531
>Right now is jacking off in daughters underpants
Nice.
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Ok here now I forgot where I was told to put them
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>>685191569
yes! this!
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>>685193223
dads laundry basket
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>>685193223
dads night table
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>>685193223
in brothers room where mom can find them laundry hamper if he has one
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>>685193223
Was that a dirty or clean pair? If clean, put them back in her hamper so she can wear them later
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>>685193223
dads sock drawer
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Since I won't get the honest answer trips decides and no place is forbidden
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Post his piss fetish pics on FB.
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>>685193223
Dining room table, just leave it there for when the family returns.
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>>685193591
hang it on a random photography in house
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>>685192219
You're already forgetting the story you made up, come on, write this shit down so you'll seem consistent
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>>685192082
Sauce?>>
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>>685193649
Rollin' for this.
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>>685193591
inside some bible
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>>685193442
this
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>>685193591

Put it under the sisters pillow
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>>685193591
Under mom's pillow
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>>685193591

on the cat, last thing before they arrive home
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>>685193591
In the dishwasher
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>>685193591
lubricate it on a mirror
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>>685193591
In the trash can
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>>685193840
this
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put them back in sisters drawer
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Need a summary
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>>685193591
In bottom of cereal box
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>>685193987
reroll
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>>685193223
search for his hamper or dirty clothes. put it in one of his dirty trousers pockets. His mother probably gonna checks the pockets before washing them
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>>685192405
sauce pls?
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>>685194075
only know her name is Veruca James, sorry anon
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>>685193591
fridge
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>>685193591
Throw them away
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>>685194043
Rolling for this
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>>685194164
its more than enough dear anon time to search while op doesnt get the job done
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>>685194180
why throw them away you fucking retard. keep them in the house and theyll be found. Put them under the mums pillow for maximum kek
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>>685194021
this
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>>685193591
take it with you.
go into moms room
post mommy pictures
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brother bed
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In the milk container in the fridge.
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eat it
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>>685193591
Put them in your mouth, keep there when you welcome them back
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You guys suck at getting trips. I'm gonna go check the parents room
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>>685193591
just hanging out of a pocket in the dads pants so the mom sees
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>>685194511
roll
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>>685194511
Oh yes
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>>685194497
post mommy pictures fag
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put them in sisters bed
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>>685194497
finally...

also those panties are disgusting
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>>685194497
Trips have spoken. Inside mums pillow.
Also leave note saying that you prefered daughters to moms
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>>685194043
Fack yah pls
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>>685193591
The correct one is this
>>685193442
But if you dobt belive then roll
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>>685194063
reroll
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>>685194653

Yup
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inside brothers pillow case
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>>685194746
Roll
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>>685194844
Win
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Put them in your mouth fag
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>>685194844
roll
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>>685194511
WINRAR
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strangle the cat with them
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>>685194653
Ravioli, ravioli, whats in the pocketoli

Also rolling for this
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>>685194063
This
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This is the new time stamk
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>>685194497
dont put the panties in the partens room, this idea is full of shit. there is a good chance they will belief you did this
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>>685194974
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>>685194844
winrar
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>>685195015
Fuck off
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barely sticking out under washer/dryer to be found
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>>685194063
Roll
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in bros laundry pin the crime on him
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Tie it on a flag pole. If you don't have one then in your brothers pants pocket
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Change from tripz to duz op or we'll be here forever. Also put in dads/mom pillow case.

Leave note in same pillowcase saying that you couldnt pick a favourite
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So I check the dad's closet first and find this shit
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>>685194063
this
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>>685195084
you know, he will remove it after the thread dies...
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>>685195375
leave a note with only a timestamp, they'll know
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>>685193802
Harmony Reigns
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>>685195375
Lmao

I hope they find out you went through all their shit. Kill yourself, scum.
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put panties in dads pants pocket
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>>685195375
this whole business is fake and gay
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>>685195375
no fucking way, leave them in there
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>>685195426
Where ever I'm told to put it I'll leave it because I don't give a shit. I'm hoping for brothers room because he's a piss loving anime fag
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Put in dads pant pocket
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>>685195601
roll
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>>685195375
u got to rub chilli on that dildo set the mom on fire next time she uses it
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>>685195375
Ah the sex toy treasure box
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>>685195375
lick the dick
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>>685193459
Amazing
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>>685195601
rolling
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Put in dads pants pocket. Put moms underwear in kids pocket
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Wtf is happening here, I wasn't in the last thread
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cum on the toys
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>>685195662
Brothers pocket in dirty laundry
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What this thread about?
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>>685195375
But one dildo somewhere where only the daughter can find it
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>Thats not a dildo its a penis extender
>dad confirmed tiny dick
>top kek
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>>685195855
AND HERE WE HAVE A WINNER
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>>685195832
I wanna know the same thing. He having a sleepover or something? breaking and entering? so confused
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>>685195890
Roll
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>>685195832
OP is house-sitting and he's dicking around on the internet
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>>685195662
put them over your head and face

trips get
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>>685195949
He is watching the house owners cat
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>>685195832
OP is house sitting for family
trips decides what do
has already cummed on daughters underpants
asking where to put them

Only correct answer is in Dads pocket and put cummed on moms undies in sons pillow case for when she changes it
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How has there been no trips?
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>>685195949
hes house sitting/looking after cat whilst they are away
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go through moms panty drawer. post pics
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>>685195890
Roll it
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>>685196082
Do this
>>685196084
Change to dubz then you fucking idiot
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>>685196234
Trust me you don't want that
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panties in bros laundry for mom to find
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Sniff moms used panties and post pics !!
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post pics of fucking mom, man that is getting boring as fuck...
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>>685196084
Hope those aren't her favorite panties
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Put it in the fridge OP.
Be a real man..
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>>685195858
444 get
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>>685196311
roll
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>>685196342
Is the mom a fat 45yo bitch?
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>>685196084
wrap them around the dildo and stick it to the wall above the bed
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Burn it
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>>685196446
Roll
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>>685196343
rolling
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>>685196469
roll 4 dis
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>>685196378
This, please
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>>685196421
555 get
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>>685196554
this
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>>685196343
This
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>>685196461
She's the kinda fat where you could mistake her for being pregnant, and then question how the fuck that happened.

Also here's the cat again
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>>685196311

Kek, this
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>>685195936
>knowing what a penis extender looks like whilst making fun of someone for owning one
>smalldik confirm
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i n bros pillow case
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>>685196548
This
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>>685196666
nigga asking where trips are at, takes the quads
>mfw
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>>685196563
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>>685195375
a dildo in each of the kids bedrooms i think...
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>>685196666
>quads
thats a joke, isn't it...
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>>685196699
this
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>>685196607
this
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>>685196666
fucking op is getting quads
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>>685196666
fuck off op
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Put it in the freezer.
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>>685196666
Fucking checked
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>>685196666
Fuck you OP, nice quads
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>>685196677
its hollow with a strap what do u think it is a hat?
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look for old vhs/super 8 tapes. i bet those kinky fuckers have filmed themselves a million times. and if they're old enough they probably have them on tape.
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post mommy pictures
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>>685196666
Fuck the cat.
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Put it infront of the housedoor and wait them
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>>685196343
this
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Wear them


Trips get!
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mommy time, do it post her pictures
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lay the panties on top of the sex toys
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>>685196446

Do this and change to duz for ma kek OP
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>>685196971
Roll
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>>685196963
this
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If trips, (assuming brother is still in school), put them right inside brother's binder.
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>>685196995
roll
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>>685195858
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post daughter pics. did you already post pics of her panty drawer? if not then do it! trips get
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>>685196802
this
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put in daughters room with the dildo with some creepy fucking note
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>>685196916
thats seems a adaquat solution for the quads
fuck the fucking cat
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>>685196343
Sons laundryy yeshhh
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>>685197077
roll this
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>>685196827
It would fit over the dick coming out of your fucking head nicely
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In mom's laundry
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In the fridge
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Leave a big fat upper decker in the bathroom

Or better yet, just the essence of your poo on various things, so there's like a 1/10 chance of something smelling like shit when they use it or pick it up.

Or even better yet, do both.
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>>685196343
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>>685197079
Alright Since I got quads and I like this idea the best I'm doing it.

Also more cat
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sons laundry where mom can find them
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can we skip this shit, while op posting moms face
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>>685196802
that ...checkem
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>>685197077
autobots roll out
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>>685197222
Winrar
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>>685197222
FINALLY
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>>685197222
win
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>>685197222
WINRAR
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>>685197212
No fuck off someone just got trips
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>>685197222
WIN FUCKING RAR
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>>685197205
rerolling for this
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>>685197212
but muh democracy
>>685197222
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>>685197152
thats how your mom likes it who am i to argue
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>>685197212
see >>685197222
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>>685197266
Nice dubs
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>>685197222
Winrar
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>>685197205
This, please OP.
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>>685197309
Yeah since the trips came immediately after I'll do that instead
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fuck the cat
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>>685197212
deliver op panties on the toys it is
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Put moms panties in sons pillow too
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>>685197345
....really?

You just lost
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>>685197601
rollerino
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>>685197715
Quadzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Alright give me a second. I gotta piss. Trips decides what I piss on
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>>685197640
lost inside your mom, bitch is like a wizards sleeve
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take a few pairs of the moms panties and a dildo and place them strategically in the sons bedroom.

then leave a note saying, i've hidden them somewhere in the house, best find them before your son does
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Steal the dildo
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>>685197771
Bottom of couch cushions
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Next put dad's boxers under son's pillow. If you can, find/buy a chocolate bar, put it in the microwave for a couple seconds, then smear right on the ass.
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>>685197771
the box of sex toys
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>>685192128
Her tits are fucking divine, source?
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>>685197853
This
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piss on the cat
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>>685197771
the cat
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>>685197891
rell for pissing on cat
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If you got to shit, shit in moms panties.
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>>685197771
panties
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>>685197771
sons computer
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>>685197888
Well that was fast.
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>>685197771
All over the toilet like you're a fucking autist
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>>685197888
win
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>>685197888
a Winrar is you
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OP make his home page
>>>/a/
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>>685197888
winrar alreadyyyyy
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>>685197981
Kinda trips. Deliver OP
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get pissing op
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>>685197943
rolling
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Stick bristle end of moms toothbrush up your ass
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>>685197888
Op deliver
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Ok there are being left in the basket
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>>685192128
oboy
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piss in freezer
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>>685198239
kekeronis
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>>685198239
you da man op
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>>685197152
Nice comeback.
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>>685198239
hide them well my son
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>>685198239
good job op
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>>685192333
Wasted trips
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>>685197981
This guy is currently taking orders from strangers on where to cum and piss in someone elses house....

I think its established that OP doesn't need to pretend to be an autist
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>>685198215
kek
this
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>>685198239
Piss on them too
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Rolling that OP pours a little bit of milk all over the house in dark corners so the whole place smells like old rotten milk.
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im late, what happened?
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>>685198239
OP's probably in his house, jerked off to an old pair of panties his ex left at his house and put them in his own laundry basket. Even the cat can see how fucking pathetic he is.
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OP u r a good faggot. Now feed the cat something poisonous and water the plants with salt water
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>>685198215
This!
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>>685192493
Reroll
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>>685197888
Ok so, I'm not even joking, the Cushing don't lift up
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Whats going on
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>>685198590
Then piss on the fucking cat. Or
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>>685198502
rolling for this
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>>685198590
Then you should still deliver!
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>>685198590
Piss inside parents bed matress
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Take a dump, dont wipe your ass, smear some poop on your finger and paint your initials on the wall.
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>>685198590

Piss in a bowl, dilude it with water and then pour it in an ice tray and leave it in the freezer
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>>685198590
fine, then piss on the daughters pillows
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piss on the cat then>>685198590
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>>685198760
rolling fo that
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Whoever got trips prove its you and I'll poss where you tell me
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>>685198760
This
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Moms toothbrush in pooper
Take a shit in cats litter tray
Vomit under daughters bed
Also write weird shit on the back of kids posters
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>>685198590
autism toilet piss
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>>685198760
Roll
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>>685198590
under daughters mattress on the box-frame
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>>685198239
put the underwear at least in one of the trousers pockets. If the brother sees the panties he might get rid off em
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Just piss a little behind the couch, all beds, and in dark corners. Also on the fucking cat
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>>685198760
Op over here trips check em
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>>685198602
see >>685192531
also now he is gonna piss to some random place
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>>685198798
Exactly this
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>>685198978
Reroll ffs
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