ITT: God Tier comedians.
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ITT: God Tier comedians.
>>685190507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q1CB0sVL5U
my favorite bit from him
Jerry Wolsworth is pretty funny.
Bill Burr
Doug Stanhope is a legend.
>>685190507
"Ha ha! You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?"
>>685191583
This!
>>685191583
Well played sir.
this is one of those subjective threads
>>685190668
beat me to it
https://youtu.be/A848xpsDJbw
Friendly reminder Norm Mcdonald literally doesn't give a single fuck
![Dane-live[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0U4HUNj.jpg "Dane-live[1].jpg")
>>685190507
>>685192794
THIS
![thumb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/yc0ZUy7.png "thumb[1].png")
>>685191117
>>685192703
>Norm clearly doesn't care about the event
>Is the only actually funny person there
>Jeff Ross showes up
>They start comedically killing it
>Idiot youtube personalities just sit there not getting it
>>685193410
>Criticizes Trump on twitter
>Wife dies literally a few days after
meme magic is powerful
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hOVl6FF.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Can't wait for ghostbusters
>>685191117
Easily one of the best comedian, seriously I've watched all of his specials like 15 times and I still laugh my ass off.
He say what he thinks his funny and doesn't just do it to shock people
>>685194961
what he thinks is funny* sorry
Mitch hedberg
/thread
>>685192794
One of the two funniest working comics alive.
ANTHONY JESELNIK REPRESEEEENT
>>685196114
And this is the other.
>>685190507
OP not being a giant faggot? Where the fuck am I??
Jim Jefferies
Bill Hicks ftw
>>685196282
Yeee Boi
Patrice O'neal
Greg Giraldo
>>685190668
>>685192542
wew lad. you two are a hoot
>>685196453
well. that's just assumed, no need to say anything. aren't all ops faggots?
>>685190507
JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
EACH WIT A BUCK AND A QUARTA
JILL CAME DOWN WITH TWO FIFTY
OH!
>>685197329
dice sucks
>>685192703
Seriously, fuck that guy to Norms left.
>>685197428
Underage b&
>>685190507
this hockey puck
Greg Giraldo (RIP)
>>685197180
faggot until proven otherwise. in this case he proved his non-faggotry immediately. now this doesn't mean he can't turn back into a faggot. we shall see
>>685193132
Kek the drum set
>>685194408
nice bait
>>685190507
"You know what somebody should do? They should go kill Hitler."
'He's already dead. He died like 50 years ago'
"Oh. I didn't know he was sick."
>>685197459
srsly hes a huge faggot. hes probably gay but its not even that hes just a huge faggot.
this
The one and only correct answer is DYLAN MORAN
>>685193132
Meundies...meundies...no more sweaty balls.
>>685199243
UP GUNTER UP!!
>>685197329
that fag was funny for about 15 minutes when he first appeared.
This man right here is a god among comedians.
>>685191583
Came here to post this. The man turned his mothers suicide into a hilarious and beautiful story ffs. Thats a comic.
louis c.k
>>685197428
>too much of a pleb to realize Dice is a genius and has been trolling show business for decades
This is an older comedian, but Otto frank. He had this hilarious bit called "the diary of Anne frank"
>>685196804
Underrated as fuck. I miss the big man. Would have loved for him to still be around when O&A split.
Another underrated guy here. Jerry Sadowitz.
Chris D'elia is hilarious, Denis Leary, Mitch Hedburg( r.i.p.)
Frankie Boyle
>>685202145
>Dennis Leary
kys
>>685190507
Norm is the king man no one will ever be able to top him.
https://youtu.be/VkSMSbFV_q0
>>685201708
yeah not having his take on just about everything going on right now is just killing me
>>685202517
*anything
>>685202290
He was good until politics.
>>685193410
THIS. Patton is a genius.
>>685202517
Same. He would cut through the bullshit straight away. Everything from the firing, to the name-calling and drama between O&A and now Ant's arrest and visit to rehab. Fuck, I miss the guy. Here's a fucking classic clip that I must have watched 100 times at least:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PCXF2NfMg
>>685192703
>A fucking sorcere cut her hand
Norm's the best.
>>685194408
Nigger bait
>>685202710
Some of his political ideas are good, especially with regard to the middle-east. But, I agree, when he starts droning on about the Tories (and other domestic UK stuff) it starts to feel like a mediocre 80s alternative comic getting political. Like fucking Ben Elton or something.
>>685190507
Killing Them Softly is the funniest shit I've ever seen. Carlin was great in the 80's and 90's. I agree with >>685191117 and >>685194961 about Bill Burr.
>>685202898
love that one. fucking patrice just had that way about him that made you instantly like him. i love the clips of him vs women that came in studio. no matter how much he pissed them off he always seemed to turn them around and see it his way by the end of the show. that fucker will be sorely missed
This fucking degenerate.
>>685190507
I've probably watched everything of norm on youtube 20 times now.
Here's a comedy show if you haven't seen him before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrj8M9eIXgg
>>685203233
Fuck Dave Chapelle for still doing shows but not filming them, if you are that fucking paranoid about the Media Jew then release them yourself online like Louis CK don't leave all your non american audience excluded.
>>685196919
Rip
>>685199001
>>685203245
Although apparently other comics invariably hated him when they first met him because he was such a ball-buster and would always call people out for bad jokes, or even for wearing a dumb shirt. Haha. But everyone ended up loving him after spending time with the guy.
Louis CK actually had a theory about why women were so smitten with Patrice. Louis told a story about how they used to stand on the street corner after doing O&A together, talking or hours, and Partice would catcall women. Things like "Hey, you're a little cutie aint you?" and he'd even ask the straight up what kind of panties they were wearing. And they always flirted back with him. Louis' theory was that because Patrice is a fucking huge black dude that dresses like a gangster people (especially women) are intimidated by him and then he opens his mouth and they realise he's a charming big sweetheart with a soft voice, so the relief from that revelation made women really dig him and feel affectionate toward him.
>>685202082
>>685198471
>>685197329
>>685194408
Unfunny. If you're looking for recommendations, don't even bother with these. Also, any comedian making quirky faces for picture stills: red flag.
>>685203722
Yeah, he's a different character these days, older, more paranoid and less funny unfortunately.
Young Bill Cosby was the funniest.
>>685204394
Shit, thanks for telling me. I was about to look into all of these guys until I read that you, anon - the famous, discerning anon renowned for his comedic taste - has state otherwise. Thank you!
>>685203312
I've watched all his specials. He told exactly zero; jokes, funny quips, humerus anecdotes, or whimsical observations.
Guys an idiot, performing for idiots, who think saying 'cunt' on stage, is hysterical.
Inb4 unfunny nigger. Your subjective opinion is your subjective opinion. He is, objectively, one of the best at his job - whether you like him or not.
>>685204665
You're welcome, anything else I could help you with?
>>685204827
Why did you watch them all?
>>685205069
Yes, actually. Which colour is better - blue or red?
>>685203233
>any nigger thats not mooney, pryor, or fox
the fuck is wrong with you
>>685202824
It's pronounced "faggot".
>>685205214
Blue, There is a bigger number of things that go well in blue than things that work better with red.
I'm still here if you still need more help.
>>685205228
fuck richard pryor in his dick.
>>685205008
Wat bout ur subjective onion?
my favorite e-comedian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfQIz22J2rk
>>685205810
>subjective onyon
>>685205810
My subjective opinion is that I like him, and everyone can disagree with that if they like. But, what can be objectively noted is that he is good at his job. Likewise, I don't find Jimmy Carr funny. But, objectively, I can't deny that he is a great joke-writer.
>>685199001
Guys, guys, look at me hair, it's purposely disheveled, oh my goodness I'm funny.
>>685191117
Burr is the fucking boss.
>>685206149
Settle down.
>>685202290
Yeh, he is a fucking beast.
>>685205008
The nigger voiced donkey
Fuck outta here
>>685205810
>subjective onion
>>685206588
Grow up.
My opinion:
Louis CK above all.
rick gervais 9/10
Bill burr is alright, 7/10
chris rock 7/10
chappele 8/10
All others I dunnow/don't like
there's also some black guy with extremely white teeth that I like, forgot his name
>>685191859
Yes it is, and even in one, Billy doesn't count.
>>685206792
eddie griffin
>>685190507
YES! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrFm3ELbXtY
>>685206245
>>685193410
I don't like comedians whose acts revolve around them having ugly/weird faces
>>685196515
so obvious it didn't even need to b said
>>685206792
Decent choices, overall. I agree for the most part.
>there's also some black guy with extremely white teeth that I like, forgot his name
Long shot but is it Godfrey (pic related)?
John Mulaney and Bo Burnham are pretty good
>>685196300
louis ck is a retard and so is everyone who finds him funny or talented in any way
>>685199001
He's done. Last time he just got sauced and vomited his political "comedy" at the audience which was just the predictable Irish socialist nonsense
>>685196804
my man
>>685207434
I've always meant to check out Bo Burnham, having heard a lot of positive things said about his act, but I never got around to it. Can you recommend a particular set or special to start with?
>>685207562
The colour green is retarded and so is everyone who thinks it's a good colour.
>>685207562
>>685206792
Louie was tolerable until he started being political and telling everyone to vote for Hillary. He's done now. He had his 15 minutes.
Frankie Boyle, would post a pic, but getting an odd low memory error.
>>685207225
Cool, thanks. I was referring to this, though:
>>685206998
>>685206149
>>685207893
thanks for the help
>>685207990
I already posted him:
>>685202290
>>685199243
The one and only. Everyone else is just fucked compared to Jim
>>685207894
In what way is he done?
>>685191583
the only comedian that actually stuck to his shit
>>685207894
Interesting, I only watched his specials and ther tv series.I have never seen he pull out something of this kind.
I mean, we're judging him on 'funnyness' here.
Have you seen his show, louie? It really is very funny, give a few episodes a try without prejudice.
>>685208153
I see, my bad. I was actually looking for him.
>>685207723
what. is pretty much his only big special. It's on his YouTube channel along with all of his songs
>>685206792
Louis CK and Ricky Gervais above anyone else on that list is fucking insane. Please leave
>>685208436
I've seen every episode of it up until the last season. I just don't want to watch it anymore.
waiting for the inevitable Hitler.jpg
>>685203196
Except he's right and you just deep throat conservative policies.
Sad how long these "God-tier" comedian threads go without Patrice Oneal being mentioned.
Go learn what fucking comedy means. Patrice literally defines unfiltered, don't give a fuck manhood.
RIP my king. and thanks for the lessons.
>>685209156
>female
>comedian
>>685208949
Thanks, man. I'll get on it tonight.
>>685208967
Enlighten me, then.
>>685208967
>I disagree with your opinion so it must be wrong
Come one, man. Don't be like that.
>>685209226
He was mentioned. Several times actually.
>>685205228
Lol, chappelle is on another level than them niggas
>>685206149
That's Irish hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbPuBxG_HMs
>>685209226
I like your description. will check him out.
If he turns out to suck, fuck you.
>>685205738
A female comedian being mentioned... LOST lol
>>685199978
When your punchline is "you know what nobody ever talks about anymore? Pussy farts!", you pretty much get my vote.
>>685209202
This wasn't an opinion about whether he is right or wrong; it was an opinion about whether of not I think he's funny. I actually do agree with him politically. Learn the context of something before you attack it.
>>685190507
Mitch Hedberg or however its spelled
>>685190507
Hans Teeuwen
Kutjebef
>>685209685
>>685209226
FUCK YOU. JUST FUCKING GOOGLED HIM AND SAW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE. NOPE.COM.
>>685190507
>>685209226
Yeah, he was mentioned twice by me including a link to one of his O&A appearances and at least one other anon posted about him.
>>685209597
He was. Until he skipped town for 5 years and has never been the same.
>>685190507
no one mentioned stephen lynch yet, I still think he's great
>>685209498
What?
>>685209839
>Being that someone named Patrice is anything but an overweight nigger
>>685209686
>>685209912
You should write a song about the time you posted how funny you are on /b/.
>>685190507
wow you fucking faggots must think you have superior humor
>>685210279
u mad?
>>685209839
He's smarter, sweeter, wittier and more thoughtful than he looks. I promise.
>>685209839
>implying looks are proportional to how funny someone can be
>>685209685
He's got literally days of material on Opie and Anthony, and the black Phillip show.
If you don't feel like a 10"-dick, bare-knuckle brawler after listening to Patrice's gospel....then I don't know how to help you.
Enjoy the experience, anon. Patrice basically defines how to never fold to ANY man, woman or third-bathroom using motherfucker.
>>685210361
u edgy? yes
>>685210279
this guy is
>>685209912
this guy
AKA samefag
prove me wrong, faggot
>>685190507
I like escalators, because an escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. There would never be an “Escalator Temporarily Out of Order” sign. Only an “Escalator Temporarily Stairs… Sorry for the Convenience.”
>>685210781
He has 4 good jokes. You just burnt one.
>>685210735
2edgy4me
>>685210404
Hmm, I'm suspicious.
No hip hop ganta shit?
>>685210457
Fuck, man. I posted some Patrice earlier in the thread but you just summed him, and his comedy, up better than I could. Very nicely put.
RIP big man.
>>685193033
No!
>>685201453
Shame he cut out his whole masturbation joke
>>685210457
Interesting. Interesting. will check out.
I really like louie ck but I have a problem with his cuckness.
>>685191583
The guy helped his mother commit suicide he's got balls
>>685206792
Gervais stand-up material is pretty weak, most of it comprises of 5 year old material from his xfm days
>>685210966
He's also just really awesome to listen to. I liked how he told stories in and out of interviews.
>>685210997
Not really. He plays with the prejudice, though. He does a bit about being a huge Beatles fan but not being able to roll through the hood with Yellow Submarine coming out his stereo. He does talk about race and being black but it's nothing predictable. Here, watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrBPmoIAyts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG-qCyYZRms
My nigga Patrice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK98XzEM97Y
>>685210735
There is not being funny, which is alright, not everybody can be funny, people can have other talents.
And then there is being unfunny.
>>685207894
15 minutes = 5 years? Not to mention he's still selling out theaters and just put out a show without telling anyone about it and all of the sudden it's a huge hit.
But nah, talking about Hillary is what killed it for him. Retard.
>>685211404
Gervais is a weird act to judge because he came into stand-up from an unconventional place, you know? He never eked out a career and an act in the clubs. He went straight to massive theatres and arenas, already famous as a radio and TV guy.
>>685211555
trips no lie
>>685210697
no I just enjoy stephen lynch, what the fuck is wrong with that? I like other comedians as well
>>685192802
lol nice try -0/0
>>685209156
Her show was fucking awful. I love terrible sitcoms in the same way people love bad movies but there wasn't that redeeming value about it.
Maria Bamford
>>685211888
Nice trips. I never seen her sitcom, but I heard there wasn't much to get excited about. I'll probably give that one a swerve and just stick to watching her stand-up.
>>685211422
Wait! I have heard the receipt bit before, I think chapelle or griffin, I don't know who stole from who, but I don't think it was concidental
>i recognize that gay blowjob
>>685190507
Jeff Jimries.
>>685202352
LOOOOOL
>>685211794
that took you way too long. suspicion still intact
>>685211605
Found the PR agent.
>>685212572
They have great, amazing bits, and also a shitload of ones that didn't work much.
>>685212608
Looking at another thread, gotta have atleast one with titties going
>>685212151
It was an abortion. More laugh track than show.
>>685211605
Calm down Louie.
>>685212709
Just a fan. And I thought Horace and Pete was crap.
Point is you're wrong.
>>685212910
Cool, thanks for the heads up. I'll avoid it lest I end up disliking her stand-up by association.
>>685212801
agreed.
>>685190507
Brian Regan
A fucking legend in Quebec/french language comedy. He started doing english comedy recently though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWEHc7mDSQU
>>685209597
>chapelle is better than someone who wrote for him for nearly a decade
you have no clue what you're talking about
>>685193410
he poisoned his wife
>>685213293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLfpKpqKzpM
>>685212572
no. gtfo
>>685213280
yes. good job, anon. The big yellow one's the SUN!
>>685213251
booooooooooo
>>685213251
>>685213251
>>685213596
How is it that in the year 2016, you both managed to save, rename and post images of such shit quality?
>>685210457
"If Jesse Jackson saw how i eat watermelon in private, he'd have me shot!" -Patrice Oneal
>>685213134
Don't lie to me, but more importantly, don't lie to yourself. Lois CK is shit tier, and the sooner you realize this, the better.
Bianca del rio
>>685213918
its probably the same guy.
posted dumb Dane Cook bait, then no one replied to it, so he made a fake reply to get it noticed
Can't believe none of you faggots posted the king.
>>685213293
"The doctor says my wife can't have kids, because I keep cumming on her face"
>>685196300
overrated shittard
>>685214012
You probably just hate popular things in order to be cool.
>>685202290
I'd vote this if I could understand a fucking thing he says
>>685211422
I've been watching him for the last half an hour. Bretty good, thanks. Have a good one.
Only one mention of Dylan Moran and NO mention of bill Bailey? Fuck you people.
Also there is hundreds of hours of Patrice O'Neal on YouTube on the old o and a show before it disintegrated. You all need to listen to all of it.
You cunts
>>685214242
never really cared for him. i can recognize he's pretty good but something about his voice and delivery just put me off.
>>685214012
Yeah, the sooner the better. I can't wait for everyone to have the same opinions about something as meaningless as our favourite stand-up comedian, either.
>>685214444
WITNESSED
>>685197291
boom boom kids
>>685214280
Nah, he sucks. Truly and honestly.
>>685214152
Yeah, to be honest, that's what I thought too. There's no point in accusing samefags, though. It's too easy to disguise.
>>685214264
Im a fan of his comedy, but he really has become overrated.
he's also one of those funny comedians that got married and had kids and now only tells shitty jokes about having kids.
him and Jim Gaffigan both did it and they suck now.
although I love the Jim Gaffigan show
>>685214416
You too, man. Glad you're giving it a chance. Enjoy, my man.
>>685214437
>listen to O&A
I second this motion. found them 2 years ago and made me hate every other radio show. i honestly thought 4chan would be FULL of pests.
>>685214444
So then you are agree?
"Live at the Purple Onion" is my favorite set. I love when he shits on the crowd.
>>685193132
I got all the refences, except for the cigar
Is it something he says in his monday show or what
>>685214811
for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv2KUQWQhLY
>>685214809
my favorite part is how he steps out for a moment to pretend he's sucking a dick, but he's really getting a sip of water.
>>685203312
Yiiiiiimmy
>>685214914
>So then you are agree?
Yes, I am indeed agree.
Fucking illiterate cunt.
>>685202824
His new stuff isn't that great
>>685215144
Haha, always nice to meet a fellow degenerate. I was cracking up listening to this one earlier:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhYcyyAMg4
>>685210735
absolute garbage. saw him on tv once even then he got booed.
>>685210735
fuckk! Tries to hard to be edgy by singing unfunny songs about religion to appeal to all the immature atheists that think they're super intelligent.
>>685214811
yeah, since cumia is like the king of /pol/. can we all just stop to appreciate what a talentless fucking piece of shit rich vos is? i've never heard someone bomb so hard so often.
>>685213360
the absolute madman
>>685214437
>>685214811
Care to give a description of the show?
>Ctrl+F
>"tosh"
>0 Results Found
Y'all niggas need jesus
Kyle Kinane
>>685215267
Patton got worse as he got happy then married then a kid.
I don't mean this in 'I'm happy it happened', but now that his wife is dead, if he doesn't kill himself, his comedy will be untouchable.
I still feel terrible for him. He even said it when he started dating her, that he was surprised he was still funny because happy comedians are your worst comedy dollar. I hope he achieves some semblance of balance of not killing himself and working once he grieves properly
>>685215459
but that's exactly what's so funny about him. he can bomb harder than anyone
>>685214152
Nah I just rolled in here. Didn't see prev cook b8 so I thought I'd toss it out
>>685215471
nigger cunt faggot jew jew jew.
but seriously, it has a wealth of talent. my favorites are with patrice or jim jefferies (theres one on youtube with both, jefferies first appearance, hysterical shit), but the ones with bill burr, nick dipallo, louis ck, and, of course, lil' jimmy norton are all good.
it's as close to being /b/ as a radio show's ever been.
>>685215772
He's the best at bombing , saw him a lot when I lived in Philly years ago.
Patrice could walk a room at the drop of a hat, he was fucking merciless
>>685215730
ayyyyyyy
>>685211939
>"Do you avoid walking by the tide pool at sea world for fear that you might pick up a baby starfish and try to kiss its poophole?"
>>685215471
>>685214811
this is the very first clip of theirs i ever listened to. pretty much sums the show up better than i could.
i was moving out of my place at the time and needed background noise. ended up laughing my ass off for like 2 hours straight with my buddy who was helping me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAZ9I98JMpI
>>685215884
I sincerely don't get it. You mean, it's fucked up and has a /b/ sense of humor? Sorry but it was a shitty description.
>>685215884
>it's as close to being /b/ as a radio show's ever been.
>>685215730
Kinaaaaaane!
>>685215986
lucky. i would kill to see Patrice/Vos/Norton any of those guys live
>>685214242
>>One of my favorite Bill Quotes
"We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase about abortion, it might be a real issue, it might not, doesn't matter to me. What matters is that if you believe in the sanctity of life then you believe it for life of all ages. That's what I hate about this child-worship syndrome going on. "Save the children! They're killing children! How many children were at Waco? They're killing children!" What does that mean? They reach a certain age and they're off your fucking love-list? Fuck your children, if that's the way you think then fuck you too. You either love all people of all ages or you shut the fuck up."
>>685209156
She is awful. But man i would love the give her my seed.
Kurt Metzger
He has a special called "White Precious". Has some of the best fat-shaming material.
>>685216126
I'm listening to some O&A right now. I've been on a binge of Jimmy's characters. GOt through Chippah, Uncle Paul and a few others and I'm now on Ted Shekler. Fucking cracking up over here. Also, I listened to Jimmy's 'Regular Joe'. He fucking sucks, but still makes me laugh. Although he doesn't stink as bad as Kirk Sinnamin. Fucking love litltle Jimmy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhYcyyAMg4
>>685216294
jesus christ are you thick. yes, it has a /b/ sense of humor, you dumb nigger.
>>685216296
you disagree?
>>685216296
he speaks no lie, anon
give it a shot
>>685216582
She'd rip your little flaccid pecker to pieces.
>>685216431
beautiful. i like that he was a key plot point in the comic book "preacher". pretty worried AMC is gonna fuck it up, though.
female comedians are not funny.
that is all
>>685206759
Oh yeah he was in Grownups too
>>685216636
>>685216677
nigger cunt jew fag
hilariously b
>>685217374
BASED
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>>685217208
>>685217574
nope. just ____
>pic related
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