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Help me write an email, /b/

I need to write a formal (yea right) email to my school principal.

All replies count, will compile chronologically.

I'll start:

Dear Mr. Nuremberg,
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(OP here, if it's readable, i'll upload a pic of me sending the result, make it count, faggots)
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>>685190362
you are a nigger cuck
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>>685190362
faggot
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>>685190362
that regularly shits on
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>>685190793
your young, virgin students
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>>685190362
aborted niggers
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>>685190998
nice trips faggot
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I fucked your wife, you cuck.
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kek XdddDDD le mEME ARROWzz!!!
>le XDD
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>>685190009
also I want to tie you up and fuck you like there's no tomorrow
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Stop supporting the Muslim government you cuck.
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Thanks for reading this email you cuck have a great day
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I'm actually not done yet nigger.
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Sincerely,
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>>685191286
>>> am i doing the meme arrows good xdXDxD
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>>685191467
jk im not finishing nigger
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Fuck your deceased family members, worthless cunt.
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and then once in a time when it was
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hail zion
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kill yourself you fucking degenerate
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, I hope you get blown up to shreds.
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It was the best of times, it was the gayest of times.
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THERE IS A BOMB PLANTED SOMEWHERE IN THE SCHOOL. I HAVE HANDED IT TO ONE OF THE MUSLIM STUDENTS, AND OTHER MUSLIMS WILL HELP CARRY OUT THE PLOT. ALLAH HAS A PLAN FOR US, AND THE RIVER WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF YOU INFIDELS! GOOD LUCK FINDING WHICH MUSLIMS ARE DOING IT, YOU'D HAVE TO CHECK THEM ALL!
(Get some Muslims to rally against him in the name of Allah if he searches Muslims for bombs. Top kek.)
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,when i accidentally fucked my cousin so hard in the vag my dick would blow up her stomach because shes asian.
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and his name was john taylor cena
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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I wish to flay you dip your body in boiling lemon juice then bury you in a steel coffin with oxygen and water
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and the Jews did 9/11. Fact.
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I'm so high right now. Lol!
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shave balls
(as an aside, love the cyber pepe! best pepe i've seen)
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melt beams cant melt steel jet fuel
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>>685192350
can i save the picture?
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By the way, have you heard the good news of our lord and savior, Saddam Hussein?
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good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
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It is also important for you to note that niggers tongue my anus.
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>>685190009
Niggers niggers niggers Hitler done nothing wrong fucking jews ate my homework
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because i believe that all niggers in this school should be
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killed
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oi
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>>685190009
If you know what is right cancel school the Friday after this week or else you will be losing a few students3138
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>>685190009
Holy shit op if you add all of this shot together and actually send it I will make you my new god (not part of the message)
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I think your mistress should beat you more you fucking dick, You are a horrible human being that deserves to die in a hole in the ground. FUCK YOU
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>>685190009
Hitler
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I cum blood.
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warm greetings from my rectal prolapse
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when 10 niggers came
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I'm so fucking hard right now. Because I thought of you. Just wanted to let you know that I fap to you nightly.
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Please Fuck me.
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And you should hang yourself you six piece chicken mcnobodie fucking 9\11 is better then you you are the cum shot your mother should have swallowed you fucktard I have a bullet in my 9mm for you you stupid faggot
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I'm shootin up the school tomorrow you fat fuck.
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STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.
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>>685190009
Give us your principals email so we can troll him please.
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How's going bros my name is John cena
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I masturbate in class at least twice a week, shitscum. What do you think about that?
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OP here, three more posts and i'm closing this keks
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>>685194305
DO IT OP!
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>>685194636
Email faggot
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Before I end this letter, I fucked your wife last night.
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>>685194781
With faggotry,
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Plz deliver OP.
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>>685194767
Dear Mr. Nuremberg,

you are a nigger cuck faggot that regularly shits on your
young, virgin students' aborted niggers. Nice trips faggot,
I fucked your wife, you cuck.
Also I want to tie you up and fuck you like there's no tomorrow.
Stop supporting the Muslim government you cuck.
kek XdddDDD le mEME ARROWzz!!!
>le XDD

Thanks for reading this email you cuck have a great day.
I'm actually not done yet nigger.

Sincerely,

>>> am i doing the meme arrows good xdXDxD
jk im not finishing nigger

Fuck your deceased family members, worthless cunt.
And then once in a time when it was hail zion kill yourself you
fucking degenerate, I hope you get blown up to shreds.
It was the best of times, it was the gayest of times.
THERE IS A BOMB PLANTED SOMEWHERE IN THE SCHOOL. I HAVE
HANDED IT TO ONE OF THE MUSLIM STUDENTS, AND OTHER MUSLIMS
WILL HELP CARRY OUT THE PLOT. ALLAH HAS A PLAN FOR US, AND THE RIVER
WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF YOU INFIDELS! GOOD LUCK FINDING
WHICH MUSLIMS ARE DOING IT, YOU'D HAVE TO CHECK THEM ALL!
When I accidentally fucked my cousin so hard in the vag my dick
would blow up her stomach because shes asian and his name was
John Taylor Cena.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
I wish yo flay you dip your body in boiling lemon juice then bury you
in a steel coffin with oxygen and water and the Jews did 9/11. Fact.
I'm so high right now. Lol!

Shave balls melt beams cant melt steel jet fuel can i save the picture?
By the way, have you heard the good news of our lord and savior, Saddam Hussein?
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self
i say so thats what im talking about right there
right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
(cont)
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DONALD J TRUMP
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>>685195200
Good shit
It is also important for you to note that niggers tongue my anus.
Niggers niggers niggers Hitler done nothing wrong fucking jews ate my homework
because i believe that al niggers in this school should be killed
oi
If you know what is right cancel school the Friday after this week or else
you will be losing a few students3138

Holy shit op if you add all of this shit together and actually send it I will make you
my new god (not part of the message kek)

I think your mistress should beat you more you fucking dick. You are a horrible
human being that deserves to die in a hole in the ground. FUCK YOU

Hitler

I cum blood. Warm greetings from my rectal prolapse when 10 niggers came.
I'm so fucking hard right now. Because I thought of you. Just wanted
to let you know that I fap to you nightly. Please Fuck me.
And you should hang yourself you six piece chicken mcnobodie fucking 9/11
is better then you you are the cum shot your mother should have swallowed
you fucktard I have a bullet in my 9mm for you you stupid faggot I'm shootin
up the school tomorrow you fat fuck. STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF
ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved
since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.
Give us your principals email so we can troll him please.
How's going bros my name is John cena
I masturbate in class at least twice a week, shitscum. What do you thik about that?
DO IT OP!
Email faggot
Before I end this letter, I fucked your wife last night.

With all due respect and best regards,

Four Chan
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Now send it
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>>685195200
>>685195320
Fucking beautiful OP
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>>685195200
Give me his fucking email you fat piece of shit
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>>685195320
Perfect
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Now put it on email and provide pic w/ timestamp
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>>685195200
>>685195320
Yes. All of my yes.
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Does any1 volunteer to send it? email coming
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Glorious. Just waiting on that time stamp OP!
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Brb posting this on the first YLYL I see
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Adolf Hitler was right and the Reich has to rise anew.
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>>685196274
Plz link thread.
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>>685196097
Hurry up
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>>685196274
Link the thread
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>>685190009
but with a well spoken llama
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JFK did 9/11 with a magic bullet
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I will bust a nut inside your mutilated asshole
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OP update??
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Don't become a faggot now OP
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waiting op
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>>685190009
There are too many niggers at this school. Please let us start a lynching club.
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We trust you OP
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OP LETS FUCKING GO YOU TAMPON CHEWING FUCK
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OP is a stupid nigger, so if he doesn't send I'll send it to my kid's prinicipal
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>>685197630
Yesssss
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Somebody send it to there principle
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is op phaggot
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>>685190009

Is it OK with you if I save that dank Pepe, OP?
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I respected you OP, and you go ahead and leave us? I'm coming over to your fucking house to molest you right now!
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OP here, thanks you autists, this was a great thread. My internet is fucking up which is why I'm late, there's also a file (I'll upload in another reply) of everything written down and fixed up here and there.

AS FOR THE EMAIL, I'll try to send it tomorrow, or you can send it yourself and your best wishes to

[email protected]

Just change Nuremberg to Novakovski. Or send it to your own principal for all I care.

Peace out faggots~
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I have PPP, roughly 1/39 people have it.
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>>685197630
Alright niggers, Since Op is a gay retard we're going to be trolling the superintendent of my area. For the lulz
New thread: >>685198986
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>>685199023
op redeemed himsel f >>685198972
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>>685199103
Don't give a fuck this is sure to bring lulz
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Also you can have this cyber pepe for free, it's not even mine. It took me 30 minutes to post my last reply you cucks better appreciate it. Fuck Captcha.
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>>685199023
Go fuck yourself.
I hope your troll goes well but this OP is no phag ya hear.
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ALL YOU FAGGOTS BETTER POST SCREENSHOTS OF YOUR EMAILS!
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>>685198972

thats a spicy meme my friend
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This video at the end(57:08):ntTnLO-4p1o
THe kike say that radio waves in high amount can cause cancer?
This seems to be wrong as non-ionizing radiation can not
cause cancer, but in higth amount it will cause burns(as if
you where in a microwave).

If this tecnology whould be used on a subject, the subject
whould not get cancer(if high amount of radio waves are produced
by the device). The subject whould feel a big heat wave, witch
if the subject has the intelligence whould investigate what caused
that heat. And then get rid of the hardware witch caused the heat.

If what I say is correct... it whould mean that the audiance or
the kike is "playing a game" of who is stupid. If the kike is wrong,
it just show how little these wisselblowers know about how the spider
web is entangled. Now, it is not bad what they do... or that is
none of my concern in this subbject. But one need to understand what
one is playing with or else it can become a very hot game quickly, with
is not good.

What is your opinion?
can radio waves in high amoun cause cancer. is the kike stupid or know
what he talks about(I mean, I am sure he know to some extent what he
is talking about. He is not a idiot, that is clear)

---

either way, it is prety clear. That the person in to days society and age
who is not addicted to learning will have a thauth time and as such
trash should be tosh down the garbagecan. :-DDDDDDDDDDDD
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