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How to become alpha, /b/?
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bumping for adivce
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>>685186964
Read Engineering the Alpha, by John Romaniello. That should put you in the right direction, faggot
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Immediately begin working out.
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>>685186964
stop coming to /b/
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>>685187736
>>685187781
those two
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Get the most stupid haircut you can think of
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>>685186964
step 1: an hero
step 2: reincarnate
repeat until you reach your goal.
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>>685186964
You don't become alpha. You either are or you aren't. You're stuck as a beta forever my friend.
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>>685187736
I've always been doing sports and i've always been good at it
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>>685186964
Workout, read books and make money. Also you have to expose yourself to people like ALOT. Try getting high and going out, good way to work on being alpha imo
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>>685187910
Let's say your under the age of 18, plenty of time to develop into the man you want to be.
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>>685188026
How would being high help, faggot
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>>685187910
Half true, if you're young you can still fix yourself, but it you're in your early 20s and you're still a bitch then you are lost my friend
>Bitch or not, still go to the gym. It's good for you
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>>685186964
you wont be
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>>685187736
>>685188026
stop with the "workout" pigshit. the queerest fucksticks you will ever meet in your life are all at the gym.

>>685186964
by not giving a single fuck about what people think of you. simple as that. once you get past that pigshit the rest is gravy.
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>>685186964
1. Think you're better than her
2. don't care what they think about you
3. profit
this worked for me on a lot of ocassions
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Triforce correctly
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>>685188745
shit shit shit shit
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>>685188698

how to go about that?
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Define Alpha for me /b/, cause I´m confused

Alphas get the girls
Dudebro assholes get the girls
Dudebro = Alpha?

Cause if so, fuck that noise, why the hell would I want to be a dudebro?

>inb4 Beta, actually been told I´m an Alpha, I just don´t know it, w/e the hell that means
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>>685188745
sorry, forgot alt code for that triangle
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>>685188960
it doesn't mean anything it's just something teenagers say to annoy people
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>>685188993
wait what
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>>685188993
don't mind me, I'm retarded
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>>685188960
dudebros are the most beta faggots on the planet, stop thinking that. holy fuck.
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>>685186964
>Get a short neat haircut
>Buy clothes that fit
>Go the the gym and COOK you're own meals
>Stick up for yourself and your friends
>Achieve your goals in life
>Learn to talk to people
>Realize that the girl your talking to isn't special
>Stop jerking off so much
You probably already know what's going wrong in your life so fix it.
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you can't
just become a girl
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Alpha is doing, not being.
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>>685188698
>>685188883
Needing to look good is a myth because women will fuck anything with a personality.
I was late with figuring out that you shouldn't treat women as a 'princess' this only leads to friendzone.
First be nice and talk em up and then I was just honest and borderline rude but they find this hot for some weird reason
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>>685189334
>things that are a myth to get quality women
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i fucking giggle like a drunk schoolgirl when i see beta faggots saying to go to the gym in these threads. go to the gym all you fucking want cunt, your pb bench ain't gonna mean shit when i'm putting my fist through your fucking face. fucking giggle.
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>>685186964
Stop being beta
>profit
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>>685189607
Doesn't hurt though, good hygiene shouldn't be something you have to strive for. You should already have it.
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>>685189334
jesus fuck you just typed out the Beta Manifest. sit the fuck down, idiot.
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>>685189714
I'm basically saying, fix your life, be awesome and successful and girls will come to you.
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>>685189844
looking presentable of course and a little effort like shaving and hair gel etc but needing to be all muscle is complete bullshit, most of these women are really self conscious and will settle for something close to what they want
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>>685188646
>by not giving a single fuck about what people think of you. simple as that. once you get past that pigshit the rest is gravy.
Well that probably only works if you're popular anyways rendering this advice useless.
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>>685189381
Underrated post
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>>685190198
that's bullshit I have none of that its all about conversational skills and not being a cringey faggot
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>>685188243
Being high amplifies your feelings. So if you're having a really great time you'll feel even better. But if you have anxiety it'll amplify that too. Weed should be here to help us work on our flaws. You'll learn how to face anxiety and how to deal with it. The weed can also just make you feel more comfortable. But it is just as possible without it.
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>>685190218
no no no. see that's your problem right there. you have ZERO belief in yourself. being an alpha is a dickhead way of say "he's his own man". do you know what that means? he's the dude that gives zero fucks what people think of him. he lives his life for him. end of story. being "popular" is a school kid ideal, knock that shit on the head.
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>>685190457
And how do you pick up the necessary self-esteem?
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>>685190212
You don't have to go to the gym to get huge. I go because I like to and it works for me. I have friends that smoke weed and play xbox all day and still get laid. Just saying being healthy and driven are good traits to have
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>>685190457
>Learn how to talk to people
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>>685188646
queers are alpha as fuck, nothing more manly than two ripped guys going at fucking the living daylights out of eachothers arseholes
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>>685190697
by not caring what those bitches think about me or their gay friends, usually when their friends get to say anything we're already making out
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>>685189188
Holy fuck you made me laugh more than i should've
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>>685187903
actually makes sence
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>>685190903
>queers
>thinks all are ripper
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>>685186964

PRINT OUT THIS FILE

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CUT ON THE DOTTED LINE

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SPORT IT 24/7

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>>685190691
If i were to pull that kind of shit the last few people arround me would turn their backs on me.
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>>685190697
Achieve your goals bruh
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>>685190903
nah, queers are those douche canoes you see down the gym flexing for their "bros", spending their days looking in mirrors and taking selfies. faggots on the other hand are alpha due them not giving a fuck what society thinks and living their lives on their own terms.
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>>685191163
then those aren't the people you need around you. fuck them. life is too short to waste it by hanging around with cunts that won't have your back. get rid of them and find new people to connect with. do it.
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cocain.
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>>685191163
Then they're not real friends
>not being yourself to appeal to other people

If you don't love yourself nobody else will either
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>>685191534
the fuck you doing posting uncle terry in an alpha thread? uncle terry is about as alpha as a bag of kittens, fuck off cunt.
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>>685186964
well, the start is by not asking that from others and just living your life
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>>685191695
stay jelly you beta jew
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if your face is below 7 (7 is pushing it, more like 8) you never will be. doesnt matter how your body or personality is like.

shitty truth.
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>>685191887
fuck all to be jelly about you greasy little cunt. kys.
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>>685186964
try this for your Alphaness

btw whats this bullshitt captcha, i should sue moot
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>>685186964
>How to become alpha, /b/?

grip 1 of these classic cams.......
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>>685191427
Oh i'm trying, but aperrently i'm too weird or something.
>>685191447
>implying not giving a fuck is "beeing myself"
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It's a state of mind. Start thinking of yourself as alpha and stop giving a fuck about what people think
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>>685191904
BEING ALPHA HAS FUCK ALL TO DO WITH AESTHETICS YOU SILLY BETA FUCKTARD. HOLY FUCK.
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>>685191904
forgot to preface that: if your trying to be alpha with women and gay men in mind.
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>>685186964
sage
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>>685192091
And stop shit-posting
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>>685192138
believing this is your problem
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Alpha is not a man who doesn't give a shit about what others think. Alpha actually gives a shit, but is confident enough to stand up to his opinions. Also alpha is a man that is naturally respected by other men and who is making decisions and plans in a group. That position is often challenged by his peers and women. Beta still gets to fuck hot women, just naturally not as much as alpha.
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>>685192058
weird how? i'm sensing you're a delicate little flower here that need constant reassurance from others that what you are doing is ok with them. if that is the case then you are a lost cause and your life will be shit. enjoy.
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>>685186964
How do I become OverPowered?
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Op,
Just accept who you are.
Don't strive to be anything more or anything less.

Just be the best "you" possible.

A good woman will sense your authenticity and fall for you.

If you "act" in any way, tramps will come your way... your facade will crumble and you will be left with self doubt covered up by arrogance.
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>>685192271
that anon is correct. if you honestly believe how you look is a factor in whether you are alpha or not then you are quite possibly the most stupid cunt in this thread.
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>>685192408
Whatever it may be, your conclusion might be right tho.
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>>685192138
You are an idiot. OP don't listen to this guy, if you're ugly it helps
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>>685192368
the single worst 2 sentences ever typed on /b/. well done. kys.
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Figure out what you want in life. Do what it takes to get there even if it means making other people uncomfortable or angry. The personality will come as a by-product.
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>>685192368
This is mostly true. The fact is that you have to consider yourself the most important person in the world. Basically act like Trump in your mind. Say what you want about Trump, but he's the biggest alpha you've seen in the past year.

Believe or act like you believe you are all that matters. The rest will fall into place easily.
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>>685192674
stfu you stupid little person. just stfu your input on anything is moot. shut up.
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>>685192580
You replied to me.
Anon women are just as insecure as men and they know what you think is alpha is unattainable for them just like we want Zara larsson but its never gonna happen.

1. I don't work out
2. Look average at best
3. I don't give a shit about their friends because thats what hold most of you back, what might they think is not important.
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>>685191206
This
This more successful you feel the more successful you act. Whatever your goals are just fucking do them
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>>685192664
then change it. change it right fucking now. this is your life, you only get 1 chance at it. tomorrow morning you wake the fuck up and you start acting like how YOU want to act. if those fucktards turn their back then GOOD, fuyck them. do you have time in your life for shallow cunts like that? no, no you do not. so you wake the fuck up and change. no more fuckery, no more sitting back and just letting people walk over you, no more being a shrinking violet, no more being the "oh that's just.." guy. NO. FUCKING. MORE. you get your fine ass up tomorrow and you fuckign start living your life for you. i swear to anon you will NOT regret it. do it, i believe in you.
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>>685192741
Because you said so?
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>>685192926
>trying to act "alpha" on the internet
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Fuck an asian
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John Waters:
I heard that Terry Richardson was doing the photo shoot for this piece. Did you see his book, Terryworld? Did you look through it? And are you going to show your dick in this photo shoot?

Johnny Knoxville:
Uh, Terry might already have some photos of that! [both laugh]


John Waters:
What luck for the editors of GENRE! Well, Terry’s is a great book. He always shows his own dick! It seems like he’s the only photographer who, judging from his book, shows up nude with a hard-on to take your picture. That’s a refreshing new twist, I guess, in a shoot.

Johnny Knoxville:
Yeah, he’s got a monster cock on him, for sure. And his assistant, Keiichi, will stand there with his cock out, playing with it, while Terry’s shooting.

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>>685193125
women, by their very nature, are parasites. they will fuck you but if a single dude swings by them that is 0.000000000001% better you best believe they will detach for their current host (you) and latch onto this new host. once you understand that that is how the game works you can win it every single time.
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>>685187910
if you think like that you'll stay beta
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>>685193865
This happened to me once so I went with her slightly less attractive friend and the guy ditched her.shit was so cash
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There has been a lot of Terry in this thread
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbvDRY0O30E
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> be me, beta faggot in high school
> graduate and realize I needed to change
> got first gf, she got pregnant, we got married
> still being a beta faggot, I got divorced
> started going to gym
> even did a couple of roid cycles
> became an awesome dad
> ride motorcycles
> became a stripper
> made tons of bank
> go to shitty community college and work ass off
> accepted into prestigious private school on honors scholarship/GI Bill
> everyone thinks I'm a functioning adult
> lol
> too emotionally damaged from the divorce

I've since gotten a vasectomy so I can't be tied down to any women anymore. I've been dating a 7/10 bi girl for 9 months now, and she's madly in love with me, but I honestly wouldn't mind if she left. My beta "friends" always call me an asshole, my gf is hurt bc how little I care.

Yay... I made it /b/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXwOdSqF8dI
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https://vimeo.com/155612866

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0ee_1456460665

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=720BFYfRbIY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA282wVgAV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FQyluthfR4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mygv4VXxhmM
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>>685194612
Are you happy though?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tyd2HxO0ks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNGK7FHiDFk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cph0WOdVCNg
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>>685194214
I'm hoping he posts something I have already seen a half-dozen times.
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>>685194211
but, my friend, you downgraded. that is not revenge, that is fuckery. you go out and you fuck her mom, that is how it is done. always, always, upgrade. you see the classic saying of "BITCHES BE CRAZY" is 100% true. they simply can not get over the fact that if they dump you/cheat on you that you'll just go and fuck someone else. they seem to think that pussy controls something. it controls exactly 2 things, jack and shit. and jack just left town. she dumps you/cheats on you? you go find someone else the very same day and start fucking them. it drives them insane with jealousy. BUT, never go back to the now insane pussy, never. she had you, she fucked it up, you move on. never go back. ever.
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>>685186964
Lift(like real man) everyday, smoke, use drugs, dont give a fuck. And dont follow those retarded american workout programs, they are full of shit, really suck
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>>685195314

this is the way
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>>685195314
starting to smoke right the fuck now
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>>685189378
Well then what's your definition of an Alpha faggot
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>>685195073

Honestly, yeah I am. I get to live an awesome life. Most people passive/aggressively hate me, but I earn outstanding grades, make decent money, have a good relationship with my son, and I could honestly care less if my GF leaves me.

There's seriously 2 or 3 other equally great women available to me at any time. They're not playmates or supermodels, but certainly nothing to be ashamed of.

Fuck haters
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these images is why murricans circumcise their boys
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derailment...why not.
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>>685188292
>early 20's
>still not a toddler
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>>685195694
you, my friend,deserve happiness. good luck to you sir.
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>>685193359

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>>685186964
just get a job that makes money that you have to dress up for.
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>>685196073
fuck off posting that pretentious cunt gallo you dumb cunt. seriously kys. you are worthless.
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A lot of people here are saying to think you're the best thing that ever happened, doesn't that seem a bit self absorbed? I mean have confidence in yourself and don't listen to negative people, but I think just thinking you're all that matters isn't always a good route and you could end up looking like a tool. Be considerate, be confident, enjoy what you have around you, enjoy friends while you have them, and all around, just be happy, that's pretty alpha, OP.
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>>685190198
>successful

imperialist pig
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alpha as fuck
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>>685186964

Be the kind of person who knows better than to ask that question here.
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>>685194224
id look like jared leto if i went on a diet.

I have the same build but years of shitty diet left a tire. underneat i have like a rockhard stomach from my time in the usmc lol.
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>>685195623
It wasnt actually this what i meant... Smoke like you dont care, and dont be like "its bad". Just smoke your fucking cigarettes whenever you want. Bitches look at me when i am smoking, and is easyer to pick chicks after a cigarette - and i dont know why
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The common idea running through most of these replies is that you need to be more concerned with yourself than anyone else, especially women. Women love to be ignored because it shows that you value yourself and whatever you're doing over her. It is the best way to make yourself seem valuable.

But the hardest part of overcoming being a beta is pushing down your desire to help or to show love. Women don't like to feel loved or made special except by people they already believe to have significantly more value than themselves. This is why walking up and calling a woman beautiful is universally reviled unless you're a universally very attractive man.

So the theme is to care mainly for yourself. Some ways to help with this are to cultivate interests so that thinking about pretty girls isn't what you do *all* day. Another thing you can do is exercise. Anything at all will help you *feel* more valuable and thus concentrate on yourself. I recommend push-ups/sit-ups because they're easy, quick, free and improve strength that helps with intense fucking. Running/jogging/walking is also great for cardio.

And you can always just Google some shit. Lots of people have great tips, but understand the overall goal of making yourself seem valuable. And of course, don't let women feel valuable until they are obviously intrigued by your value. So no helping, complimenting or paying unnecessary attention.
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>>685191695
Being an old, ugly fuck and still partying and fucking models every week?
>clearly a little pussy beta AMIRITE GUIZ?
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>>685186964
working out and esteroids would give you a monster voice, but now a days im not sure what women want anymore, or just be like kenny powers a dick to everyone.
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>>685196357
no. they're saying to just be yourself. don't have a front, don't have a mask on in public, be yourself 100%. it's no self absorbed or narcissistic, it's simply being the person you want to be without giving a fuck what others will say. just be confident in yourself and your abilities and life will be pretty good.
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>>685196465
holy shit i had no idea she took these. actually made my day
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>>685196357
True, but remember that this person needs to *transition* towards being an alpha. When you're a beta that puts everyone ahead of themselves, you need to go hard in the opposite direction to overcome your innate lack of confidence and self-worth.

Most betas that successfully overcome betahood are really just faking it, so their beta tendencies come out while in a long-term relationship, which makes them generally good partners.
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>>685188960

alphas isnt the same as just fucking alot of women. Alpha is the way you carry yourself and the way you make your decisions.

If you walk into a room full of people and your first thought is, who can I comfortably talk to, your not an alpha. Alphas will walk in and speak to whom they want. They will carry their beliefs and associate with whom they want to not if they can.

Stand tall, be strong mentally and physically, if any one tries to fuck with you, destroy them.

Alphas command followers. Be the leader/boss. If you eventually become a manger and no one listens to you in a place of power, you dont belong there and will soon be replaced.

Its like an aura around you others can see/feel on a subconcious level. They will know if they want to follow you or not.
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>>685187736
Alpha is a state of mind. Many fat men are alpha, they have beautiful women, a successful life. Being worried about your body and general physical appearance is not alpha. It's rather weak.
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>>685188646
/thread
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>>685188646
This
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>>685188646
Fat insecure neckbeard detected, don't listen to this fuck nut
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>>685197181

You could stick 3 dicks in that mouth
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>>685196685
are you delusional? uncle terry gets paid by fashion houses to photograph these women. these women are in turn paid by same to wear their clothes. these women, being models, have a billion worries of self doubt. all models do. they fuck uncle terry because he can hook them up with bigger and better personalities in the fashion world thus increasing their income and exposure. i mean, you do know that right? i mean, you're not stupid enough to think models turn up at uncle terrys and just fuck him for free, right?
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All you have to do to be an alpha is be an asshole to girls, make sure other guys know they are below you subtly, be confident, don't be obese, and don't have a pizza face.
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>>685191887
terry is jewish
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I wrote a huge comprehensive guide on how to be or become a respected alpha with quite literally everything you'd need to know. I don't have it typed out yet but I'll answer questions here while I'm on my way home. I planned on posting it some time this weekend anyway
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>>685197214
fuck up you greasy little cunt, that nigger is correct. you're the fucking neckbeard here, kiddo.
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ask daddy to fuck you from behind and learn from him.
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>>685188292
Wouldnt exactly call myself alpha, but I've made a huge leap in my early 20's. There's still hope anon.

Also:
>Definitely hit the gym. You'll get in shape, obviously, but more important is that you'll feel comfortable in your own skin, more confident and more manly

>Groom and dress up a little. You don't need impressive looks or a faggy-ass suit to get a girls attention, but your neckbeard and hoody aren't helping either

>Get out there. Used to be near autist level, but a few years working of working in the catering industry besides my study did wonders for my social skills

>Get a few hobbies/passions and learn a couple of skills. Women like men that are good at stuff, regardless of what it is. No matter what goofy-ass thing it is that gets your fire lit, as long as you openly talk about it with people and have no shame, you're going to get away with it.

>While there is no need to suck up to anyone, try to maintain as many good relationships as you can. A good network will help with pretty much anything in life and get you places.
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>>685197874
file it under your other magnum opus "how to have nobody take you seriously: volume 1 by beta fuckboi." foh.
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>>685186964
>money
you're done
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>>685198617
but how much?
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>>685198546
I can guarantee I have more money, have slept with more women, and am overall happier than you are with your life. Whatever shit you need to fling my way to try and make your life seem worth living is fine with me
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>>685196957

>caring about your health and its manifestation in the manner of appearance is weak

fucking beta cuck
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Be yourself. Be confident in yourself. Do what you want/what makes you happy. Do what you need to do to meet your goals.be a kind person/don't start shit, but don't take any shit from anybody. Take care of your family, girl, and close friends.
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>>685198889
spoken like a true beta faggot. sit the fuck down you silly little boy, the men are talking.
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>>685199218
>alpha
>gay
Pick one
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>>685198918
You're misunderstanding what he's saying. Worrying about it is what makes you beta. Improving yourself physically is a fine goal, but it has nothing to do with being alpha. The reason why fit people are more likely to be alpha is because they have that one less thing to be insecure about.
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>>685199113
did he get him to do any nudes?
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>>685198918
if by caring about your health and fitness you mean eating salads and soy milk then yeah, its weak. i have a friend who goes to the gym and 1) it does not help him get laid
2) he's become a sad fuck, going to bed earlier, not drinking alcohool, he's gone to the point of weighing his plate of pastas before cooking them. Omega af. An alpha man does not care about this shit, he does whatever the fuck he wants.
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>>685199308
not a faggot as long as it is your clone
same dna and all
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>>685191075
underrated post
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>>685199426
here ya go
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>>685199371
FINALLY! THIS NIGGER GETS IT!
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>>685199308
I know a really alpha gay dude. He's a natural leader, doesn't take shit from anyone and guaranteed you'd do just about whatever he wants. He's pro at getting straight-ish guys to let him fuck them. I'm just thankful he's on my side. If he weren't my friend I'd probably be sucking him off right now. No homo ofc. =^)
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>>685199746
>straight-ish
So he's good at getting gay dudes to have sex with him. Simple enough
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>>685199950
You paid for a gold account just to shitpost this fag in every semi relevant thread?
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>>685192212
the only true 10
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>>685193471
This guy is 100% fucking right.
Amen /b/ruh
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When my gf gives me head I always feel the need to put my hands on the back of her head and make her go down farther then she would on her own. This an alpha move?
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>>685200117
>You paid for a gold account just to shitpost this fag in every semi relevant thread?

i wish
i only get paid in Terry condoms
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>>685199857
kek at filename
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>>685191164
wait, what the fuck is going on here
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>>685201409

art \w/
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>>685188745
nvm got it


∆ ∆
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>>685201654
PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD!
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>>685189752
u dumfuck. going to gym Is one of the easiest steps on the way to becoming alpha. if you are fit and built, who is going to duck with you. sit ur lard neckband reddit fag ads st home bish
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le bump?
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>>685190697
example. what are ways you know you're good at a game? usually they have dificultad achievements to obtain to show your doing well right. same thing in life. set goals, whether big or small, set out to achieve those goals, not only will you have accomplished something, that confidence from completing your goal will get you one step closet to not being a betacuck
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>>685191164
some photographer that's famous for nudes seta of actual models. forgot his name, terry something but he gets to see all the bitches TnA.
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>>685203244
as a wise anon stated above aesthetics have fuck all to do with being alpha you clueless little boy. it's an attitude, not a physical thing. also, try not to construct a sentence while your sausage-like fingers are trembling like that, it makes you look retarded.
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