>wake up >look in mirror >see this >wat do
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>wake up
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do
>>685178881
Immediately get outside and treat my new pussy like an ATM.
>>685178881
wake up
>>685178881
Freak the fuck out. It's exam period and I no longer look like the guy on my student ID.
Quit med school and go into porn instead
>>685178881
make wife eat my new pussy
>>685178881
GENDER REASSIGNMENT
>>685178881
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>685178881
is this even a real question? for sure instantly masturbate
>>685179192
HIT THE LADIES BATHROOMS
check if my sister's grown a penis
>turn around
>sit down at computer in reflection
>write shitty response to fantasy /b/ thread
>enjoy having a dick
>>685178881
IT WORKED!
>>685179422
dress up in a burka and order a double bacon cheeseburger from burgah kang
>>685178881
go back in time to fuck my male self
>anyone got sauce on that 10/10?
>>685178881
Call mods cos u r under 18
Fap
..wait ..
>>685178881
Turn 360° and walk away
>>685178881
do a 360 and enter the looking glass.
Find a lesbian QT to have hot sex with
1. Play with both tits and rub nipples until orgasm in each breast.
2. Post nudes.
3. Play with clit, rub gently and increase tempo until orgasm.
4. Post nudes.
5. Find G-spot, rub intently until deep-level orgasm.
6. Post nudes.
7. Find any younger male siblings, fuck them.
8. Post video of #7.
9. Find any younger female siblings, fuck them.
10. Post video of #8.
11. Find great bikini, put it on.
12. Go outside, take and post many pics.
Repeat until bedtime.
See if I sound better doing yolandis parts than I do now
>>685179216
you know you will smack your head in mirror?
>>685179824
If you do a 360° turn you'll be facing the same way
>>685180449
>orgasm in each breast
Fuck anything that moves and use anything I can as a dildo
>>685180786
What if it's a mirror behind a mirror?
>>685178881
Masturbate all day long.
Than go out and eat pussy.
>>685179641
WE WUZ BURGER KANGZ AND SHEEIT
>>685178881
Wonder where my shirt went.
>>685180786
WE GOT A BITER
>>685180960
>Than
>Than
>Than
Go out and find some big black schlong to impregnate me
>Normalfag response here
Is she even legal?
>>685178881
Whos dat semen demon
>>685181335
>Wayne his first experiencevad a women to be pregnancy
>>685180777
Newfag here kek
>>685181470
thats the faggot response m8
>>685181470
it's clearly a pro modelling shot
literally the most difficult choice
make breakfast I guess
I would ask why my face looks a foot then play with my tits for the rest of the day .
>>685180960
this
>>685181561
find a cock to suck!
>>685180449
kek
>>685181818
what.. kys or sprint down to the adult supplies store and get the top 10 biggest rubber dicks they have in stock?
I would go out find a really lonely looking nerdy guy sit next to him snuggle up close and just put my arm over his shoulder and relax there see how long till he says anything
>>685180777
>>685180786
> l u r k m o a r
>>685180449
>orgasm in each breast
>>685181561
>>Wayne his first experiencevad a women to be pregnancy
>>685178881
Let a black man play with me all he wants, and then try to get pregnant with his black baby.
>>685180786
Just kill yourself, please
>>685178881
WHAT IS HER FUCKING NAME THO
>>685180449
>Videotaping a videotaping of you fucking people
Wat
>>685181136
Is their a problem?
>>685178881
find a big daddy on grindr to fuck my boy hole
>>685180753
Who is this actual demon
>>685182196
>>685181335
single moms pls go
>>685180449
orgasm in each breast
>>685181561
You read my mind.
>>685182340
I said her name in my post yolandi visser
>>685178881
become a camwhore and make 500k in one year
>>685180449
>rub nipples until orgasm in each breast
>orgasm in each breast
>oragasm
>in each breast
Take another bump of coke and some lsd and become a eagle
>>685182893
>a eagle
>>685178881
Fight the oppressive patriarchy and suck cock, just an average day for a male feminist.
>>685182979
> a nazi eagle
>>685182893
eagle like spread-eagle on the floor in a coma so when your dad walks in he thinks your are some street meat you bought home and proceeds to dump a load in you?
>>685182671
would work...
>>685183187
My dad lives in the next state and married some fat cunt
>>685183187
Hell ye boi
ask my sister to demonstrate how everything works down there
>>685182979
> an nazi eagle
>>685182671
>>685183307
...but do it now, not in 1 or 2 years...
and do NOT show too much at the beginning - give us a preview now and we decide how much u can take for a monthly subscription to ur webside
I would wonder why my tits got smaller
>>685178881
Goddamit she's fine!
I hate attention grabbing whores, but I love me some hello kitty in the background. Hello there gorgeous...
>>685183965
DONT LIE TO ME YOU DIRTY HOE
>>685178881
freak out. existentialism. masturbate. dress. find girls clothes. exploit men for money and power. camwhore on side. become rich af. find qt3.14 waifu. wake up
>>685178881
Like someone hinted below...
Is this a young Yo Landi $ picture, I hope?
>>685184048
Looks like a cute little tomboy to me
>>685184372
Nah this is a young yolandi picture
>>685178881
Fulfill my dream of being a nun.
>>685178881
wait, will I still get a complimentary hymen if I'm not a virgin?
wonder why the fuck my room has changed
>>685184656
and here is a more current one, yo
>>685182305
>>685178881
Is this girl a goddess of meowing animals?
>>685178881
I still have my same personality? In that case nothing would change, I would still sit in front of my computer for most of the day.
>>685185672
Here is daughterfu yolandi
Cry because my life would never be the same again and I would have to say goodbye to everybody I know.
Family, friends, work, would all be gone. Would have to go on the run because I imagine a person who changed genders magically overnight would be of some interest to the government, and I would not want to be captured and experimented on.
People here are all like "I'd masturbate, and be rich!" but in reality it would be hell for the reasons I mentioned.
get my labia and clitoris cut off with a blunt rusty razor blade so I don't become a prostitute
>>685186303
dude, familie privaatheid
they are just entertainers, nothing more.
but they are also a performance art conglomerate too, which I richly enjoy
>>685186303
kawaii desu
>>685186779
Ninja posted it on his instagram and I love their stuff can't wait to great the mixtape on the way to work
For those wondering this is ninja
>>685178881
wonder why ive turned into a woman
>>685186704
don't forget to cover yourself up so you don't tempt men to sin
>>685178881
MODS MODS MODS
>>685187166
pre - max abnormal days
>>685178881
>Wonder why my realistic fuckdoll is doing of the mirror.
>Move it to the side
>Cry.
Wtf happened to my beautiful face?!
:(
>>685178881
save image as jpeg
>>685187450
This is pre rap days pretty sure he is like 10 here didn't start doing rap till like 13
>>685179224
youre my anon...
pee, masturbate, masturbate while peeing
>>685187904
yeah see girls can fap while peeing and call it 'squirting' and get way more porn cred
This
I would go into scat and puke porn and be the only attractive model in it
>>685187166
He's saying, "'pretty wise', right here."
>>685178881
fking eat something and start exercising again.
>>685178881
tell the bitch on the other side of the two-way to turn the fucking light off or get over here and hop on muh dick
>>685188488
>he likes fat chicks
suck animals off on cam, charge anons to watch the stream
>>685188731
He mentioned exercising though
Better call off work.
>>685178881
sign up for a phd and suck dick to get sexually frustrated college dudes to do my assignments
>>685188984
But she has plenty of muscle tone for a girl
>>685178881
Go on a quest for the elusive lesbian that doesn't look like a fat tumblr dyke. Have hot lesbian sex.
i would go on /b/ and put a sharpie in my pooper.
>>685190245
Just go to the gay bar stupid
>>685178881
one thing I wouldn't do is spend 2 years trying to find more pics of her cause I've totally already done that and no i didn't find any and then i'd take a course and maybe learn how punctuation works
>>685178881
learn about female orgasm.
>>685178881
dunno..
I'd probably check out new features, got myself new ID or whatnot...
>>685178881
>masturbate all day
>realize that I am now truly anonymous, no name or records
>crime spree
>get rich, fuck lesbian supermodels
shower, get some breakfast, ram everything in the house up my vagina
>>685190828
>implying female orgasm is not a myth
retard virgin detected
58E34B7
>>685180449
>Post video of #8
so a video of you posting a video of #7 then?
>>685178881
Camwhore it up until I wake up not like that anymore.
Walk away with a new house, three new cars, and a fat bank account.
Also, I'd start a social media of me as "this cute girl who is trying to get Alexandra Daddario to go on a date with this boy I know" which would be the real me. And see if I can get the ultimate date from the ultimate hottie for when I change back.
spend entire day sticking every random item in room in pussy: hairbrush, sharpies, flipped over stool, whatever
go fuck myself
>>685180777
oh its summer i forgot
>>685180753
>liking die antward
monica
become a lesbian scat porn star
>>685179641
>When your father returns home from a suicide bombing
>>685192669
What the hell is wrong with liking die antwoord?
>>685193521
get off of /b/ and go to camp or take an summer class. youve been here for 5 min and youre newfag is showing
>>685180753
Chappie's Mom
>>685194263
Because I didn't catch what "Monica" sounded similar to at first I'm a white boy if i say that I'm liable to be shot so i avoid it all together
Oh and djhitek is GOD
>>685180818
obviously this
>>685179224
That's it
>>685178881
Go shitposting on 4chan
