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Cringe Thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de9wEy_S1y0
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>>685128460
Mad hand game.
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>>685130042
How is this cringe? I would suck his dick in a heartbeat
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>>685130316
Hello newfriend
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>>685131263
Cringe
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Some quality cringe on here so far, pleasantly surprised
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What's even the point anymore?
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>>685131414
Another one
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>>685131575
I ask myself this question every morning and then I remember I have a huge dick
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>>685131667
Girls like this who are kinda ugly yet somehow still fuckable are just reservoirs of pent-up sexual frustration. Makes for hours and hours of fun
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>>685131575
majira strawberry is the point....
>cute asf
>soothing voice
>nice fursuit
whats not to love?
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>>685131968
I cringed
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>>685132033
I cringed again
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>>685132092
It's ok once you lose your virginity you won't cringe at the thought of sex anymore
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>>685128460

getthelube.com
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>>685131968
beta cringe
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>>685132445
How is getting laid cringe or beta
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>>685132723
>implying the McLaren longtail isn't the most legendary car ever made
>implying the 6.1l s70 v12 wouldn't dust that piece of shit
>implying anythings sexier that the gold engine cover they made for it
dude...gtfo my board
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>>685132723
>how is getting laid by an ugly bitch cringe or beta?
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>>685133218
truth mate
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>>685132928
the text may be cringe those are some nice tattoos
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>>685132928
What the hell are you saying?
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>>685128460
Starting the cringe thread with shad? Good choice.
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>>685133398
>>685133488

Aprantly he considers himself an elf pirate on fb
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>>685133660
ok that's cringe
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>>685131667
What is the name of this site/app/whatever?
Looks like good fun to be had.
Is it the same thing as pic related? ("French Girl")
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>>685130316
Tits or gtfo
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>>685133820

Search for The Norwegian elf-pirate on fb and you'll cringe
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watch this shit niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtfOt8emr_g
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>>685132928
>>685133660
At least he actually looks intimidating. Looks like he's not faking his Nordic genes, either. When people post stuff like this in cringe threads, they become the cringe
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>>685133909
>implying wanting to suck dick means you're a female
Maybe back in the 80's. Today, only faggots want dick. Women haven't wanted dick since they came up with electric-powered 2'-long dildos.
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>>685134050
That's like your opinion, wielding swords is pretty high up on my cringe list.
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>>685134010
is that him?
>wtfpepe.jpg
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>>685134082
isn't that the sad truth....that's why I let fags suck it now
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>>685131078
>comes back after half a year
>Time to rock your world
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>>685132928
caption is clearly not made from himself, that phrase is one of the most popular things occuring in cringe threads
Also these kinds of guys are partying like boars usually
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>>685134507
lol I was looking at that too
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>>685134640
lmao, thank you drawfags for that
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>>685134558
the long anticipated rocking of worlds
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>>685134050
lol post some stuff from your Facebook page, I have a feeling it'd be some damn fine OC.
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>>685131968
what? so your saying that you find hideous little hog children sexually attractive and that they have pent up sexual frustration that makes for hours of sexual pleasure?!

filthy pedo creep
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>>685131458
Anyone got her last name? I think I´m in love.
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>>685135800

> I'll take Poetic Irony for 400, Alex.
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>>685131667
that fucing greasy hair jesus christ
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>>685130576
>13-21
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>>685135800
>great at dealing with pathetic Internet virgins
>/b/tard wants her info.....

Think this through nigger
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>>685136268
Don´t worry about me, I´m a nice guy, I just need her info to make her see that.
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Of course! A cringe thread! The perfect place to ask my question!

Dear /b/,

Need your help here. I'm on the brink of buying a sex doll and I need to know if I should go through with it or not. Doll is pic related, which is an 88CM mini doll. That's about an inch and a half shy of three feet. It has a full metal skeleton, but people have said the skeleton is problematic. Apparently the neck has been redesigned and the one I have on hold will have the updated neck, but AFAIK the rest of the skeleton is the same. If it weren't for this hold up I probably would have already bought it (or found another excuse to be "on the fence"), so I guess I need some nudging in the right direction.

Should I or shouldn't I?

More coming...
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>>685136567

You're probably thinking I'm some kind of loser who has to resort to a doll to get some action and while that is technically true at the moment the thing is that I actually find the concept of fucking a doll kind of hot. I have definitely fapped to pics and videos of dolls posed in sexual ways as well as dolls getting fucked and I find it kinda hot. Obviously the ultimate option would be to have a fuck robot, but if they exist they are neither available to me nor within my price range.

So what have I been doing in the meantime you ask? Well, I've been fucking pic related. Part of me can't help but think that literally anything would be better than this, even a doll that snaps in half a week after purchase, but I just don't know.
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>>685131157
>do u mean wht time
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>>685136567
>3k for that
holy shit
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>>685136779

FWIW, the sidebar is a different doll. The one I'm looking at is MUCH cheaper.
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>>685136743
ah man, i geniunely feel bad that nobody answered your last thread. my 2 cents: if it fucking makes you happy, why the fuck not?it gives you pleasure and shit...others spend that kind of money on hookers. is there any better use of that money? hopefully your actions are not hurting someone else.
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>>685131458
how does the retarded dating system works in us?

first it's 2/19 then 2/23 then back to 2/21
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>>685133888
Draw Me!
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>>685130406
>you both like emo
Your opinion seems to be invalid
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>>685130642
how is this cringe?
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>>685137044
>ah man, i geniunely feel bad that nobody answered your last thread

Gee thanks. I just assumed that /b/ would jump all over that sort of thing, but you never know with /b/.

I suppose I would enjoy it, but how smart of an investment is it if I'm going to worry about it breaking? But then again again, look at what's doing the trick right now. That's pretty pathetic.
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>>685137401
dunno what to say, as you have not mentioned the price for yours. regardless of the price, if you are so worried about it breaking...not much comes to my mind. first: try to take care of it, and not dumb your bodyweight on it. secondly: things god damn break with time and need replacement, but a few weeks of use is too litle. and third: why not just use a fleshlight and a vr headset? i dunno, im thinking of alternatives beacuse that little lifespan is too low for whatever price. and yea, it's pathetic the current stuff
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>>685133888
My sides. This has got me in tears, thank you anon
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>>685137942
dump*
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This dude
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>>685137942

A little under $500 shipped. Which is significantly less than any other doll as well as below this doll's retail. I poked around on the doll forum and the people there were telling people that while the doll itself is beautiful as hell if you need to worry about the quality you should just save up the money for a better doll, but no way am I going to drop over a grand for a fuck doll. I'm still turning it over in my head, but I'm leaning toward just buying it because fuck. That's what tax return money is for.
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>>685130642
She looks so genuinely happy. How often do any of us look like that without pretending.
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>>685138339
>Which is significantly less than any other doll

Well, not any other doll, but any other doll of the size. I could opt for a 40cm or 65 cm doll, but those are just tiny.
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>>685130450
This guy could fail to sell a steak to a starving man.
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>>685130999
checked
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>>685138529
kek'd also shouldn't that be would?
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>>685130642
Are you saying it's cringe because she's got the feminist look going or because of her taste in music?

Neither's particularly bad anon.
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>>685131875
reading this makes me so sad
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>>685138339
Saw this conversation, wanted to add my two cents:

I've thought about getting a doll (I'm not disgustingly ugly, but my facial features just don't match), but there's just this aura of failure around them that I can't shake away from myself.

I'm hoping that within the next decade we'll have high-quality VR waifus (I hate anime, but I can't think of a better, catchier name to call them), and I think I could go along with that.

If we could convince Microsoft to release the old Tay AI before they reverted her back (see pic), I would pay top dollar for a sex doll with an AI like this embedded into it.
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>>685130316
Summer is here
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>>685131968
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>>685136567
Why not the one on the sidebar? At least it's 163cm tall, so it doesn't look like your fucking a little girl.
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>>685130316
The combination of embarrassing elements that are in that single piece of jpg is pure fucking cringe. If you cannot see it you're cringe
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>>685130517
Oh fuck that
Too far Anon
Never
Ever
Post Bran Flakes.
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>>685137230
Month then day.
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>>685139004
>I'm hoping that within the next decade we'll have high-quality VR waifus

I still need the shape of a girl and at least a little weight to her. There's just something right about feeling the weight of a woman sitting on your lap. It's a good part of why lap dances are so great.
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>>685134640
thats her dad and brother
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>>685138713
This looks like someone I used to know. But it can't be him, he was a great dude, and I cannot let my memories of him be tarnished by something like this.
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>>685131078
Kek persistent and consistent
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>>685132928
He probably can't even swing it properly, fucking faggot. I bet he holds it like a Katana, or worse, tries to point it at you all the time. just look where he's holding it, how he's holding it. Makes my hands uncomfortable just looking at it.
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>>685133151
Dream car
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>>685128833
This is way better cringe
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
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>>685139641
wouldn't that make it worse?
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>>685138987
Ya kno
if her hair was longer.
Her makeup wasn't done like a tranny.
And she wore some decent clothes.
She'd be cute.
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>>685130042
>>685130316
He's wearing jeans and sneakers with a shirt and waistcoat. Would be fine if he was wearing some nice dress pants and shoes.
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>>685138713
Tbf the chick in the middle looks kinda hot
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>>685139785
My apologies. Maybe this will ease your spirits.
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>>685139569
The way I see it (and again, this is just me and I'm the kind of guy who's looking forward to VR sex so I'm not a person to completely listen to), if you want the feel and weight of a girl, then get a lap dance. A VR girl with a haptic-dick-controller-input (there's a webm of that somewhere) or a doll will never replace the "real thing", but that's part of the point, right?

Since the "real thing" isn't working out for people like us (actually, the "real thing" doesn't seem to be working well for ANYBODY for that matter, judging by the number of divorces and whatnot), the point is not to have something to replace having a woman, but to have a way to release sexual energy in a more fulfilling way.

Otherwise you end up like this guy:
>>685140368
:^)
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>>685140160
it would be more cringe if the guy was actually being straightforward
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>>685140584
It did, thank you.
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King Jmillz Youtube comments
- Cory Cummings: 4chan brought me here

>cringe
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>>685131968
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>>685132723
I don't know whether I should laugh or vomit, never has there been so true a cringe.
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>>685130964
That's actually pretty accurate.
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>>685130517
Those moments I reflect on my emo/goth phase and thank god it never got that bad
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>>685131458
That's a well constructed rejection. She's prolly pretty fucking cute as hell if she's that confident and has clearly a decent amount of experience shutting guys down
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>>685140584
Hitler did not die for this
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>>685140584
>only 1 left wing cause she's a liberal
this is a masterpiece, I laugh everytime I read it for a different reason
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>>685131968
Hence why fat chicks are like mopeds. Fun to ride but you don't want your friends knowing you do it.
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>>685134082
Pretty sure my girl enjoys sucking my cock. Either that or she's just knows it'll get me to stop playing dark souls 3 if she starts blowing me. Also 2' dildo? I'm not sayin that it's not a thing but how many bitchs are actually using a 2' dildo? Couldn't a nice 7-8" do the job?
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>>685135766
>Sexually frustrated children grow up to be sexually frustrated adults

Not everyone here is a pedo, faggot
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>>685131157
type of nigga get in a fight and dont stop whalin till 8 men tear himaway
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>>685133218
You have been coaxed into a snafu
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>>685142361
>Sexually frustrated children
That's a weird thing for me to read I don't know why. I mean I'm sure you were making a different point but that just conjures up images of a 6 yr old little boy pissed as fuck that he ain't been in any poon for 72 months and raging against women on some image sharing Internet board
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>>685142211
Nice double dubs, anon.
There was a neat little article about people who work at adult stores, and there was a bit about a guy who bought his wife what they described as the "Tim the Tool Man of Dildos" that you had to plug into a wall. They continued by saying that a few weeks later he was back looking for self-masturbators because his wife had basically found her new moving buddy.

I can tell you that the only reason she's still a-suckin' is because she hasn't discovered the "easier alternative" ... or someone simply better looking than you (especially if they make more money than you).

Good on you for being able to get a gf, mate, especially in today's climate of complete sexual psychosis, but these things sadly don't tend to last. Enjoy it while you got it.
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>>685143264

Nah the truly sexually frustrated children are the little girls. They've got to wait YEARS till their BFs will actually get a stiffy so they settle for fingers and tongues.
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>>685136765
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>>685143386

what app?
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>>685140422
what are you, a fucking /fa/ fag?
I wear whatever the fuck I want, fuck you
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>>685143784
just because you wear what u want doesnt mean u look good. get a fucking brain teenie bitch
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>>685143465
Hmm you seem a little redpilled man but yeah my girls got herself a vibrator and such that she uses when I'm not around but still easily prefer my cock. I think you've just had bad experiences with girls they ain't all shit. Pic related from a hour or two ago
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>>685143623
I can help with that
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>>685143861
you're probably one of those faggots who thinks you have to "dress up" and show up in a full goddamn suit to class, just to show you have "some class". Fashion faggot, guess what you look awkward Mr Autismo
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>>685144294
honestly thought this was cringe. and it is, in a way.
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>>685143657
Draw me!
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>>685144560
Haha I'm sure if you talked to a girl at one point it would be way more slick than simple flirting
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>>685144380
nigger I dont dress up I look good if were gonna play the label game u probably shop a west 49 or some gay faggot shit like hot topic so girls will think you look cute. you probably dont evenfind yourself attractive and understand that cloths look good on people not the other way around m8. You sound like you wear snap backs unironically m8 m8 m8 m8 suck a dick m8
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>>685128460
What the fuck happened to his bellybutton? Where is it?
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>>685144735
This is fucking foul, anon stop
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>>685131458
wow, is this a rekt thread now?
I understand he was annoying and creepy, but that was harsh!
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>>685144294
Actually, it's funny, because I'm on of the few people in the world who absolutely hated getting blow jobs. The moment her mouth was on it I could instantly feel my dick start to shrivel up.

Regular sex was good all things considered.

But still, I think I'd just rather avoid any issues and wait for super-realistic sex dolls or decent VR sex games to come out. And again, since I'm not very good looking (again, the genetic RNG kind of screwed me over), it would just be cheaper in both the long and short runs.

Plus, no periods, no head games and only very few disgusting people in the world would want to have sex with another man's sex doll.
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>>685131458
I've seen this many times and it is seriously the best thing ever
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>>685130999
>you are only making this worse for yourself
Kek
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>>685145016
not harsh, realistic and full of truth.
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>>685145201
Hahaha
>admits to being ugly
>dick shrivels up when you get hhead
>referee to sex in past tense
You're just red pilled my man no judgement though women are a lot of trouble and I wouldn't mind seeing how good porn will be in 5-10 years but Im not going to rage against women when I got a good thing going and have had multiple successful relationships that I ended
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>>685138987
fuck....

this got me
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>>685143440
i laughed!
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>>685144889
Who the fuck are you to tell me what goes together and what doesn't? Are women prohibited to wear trousers, because that's men's wear and are knee-long skirts for men only, because the fucking roman military wore it like that back in the day? The hell. Conservative fashion fags are the worst, calling shit that looks like cut potato bags "fashion" but then strongly protecting their belief about leg and torso-wear combinations as the only truth there is. fuck off m8
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>>685145390
Haha that was the moment she decided to screenshot that shit and post it on the Internet. The humiliation he's caused himself for years to come. Wonder if it was worth tracking down a bitch who had already changed her number to avoid him
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>>685131968

She looks so like she doesn't give a shit but I wanna make her cum so hard.
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>>685145816
nigger youre just saying things youre not even making a full on retort because you know I'm right about you beeeing a beeetch you dont need to go into specifics about fashion to understand what looks apealling stop making me yell at 16 year olds on the intwerwebz m8 go back to bed m8 its past 8 m8 m7 m6 m5 m4 m3 m2 m1 m0
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>>685131078
Oh this dude I feel bad for, could you imagine being this oblivious to anything in your life. He tried almost everyday thinking it might work that is literally the definition of insanity
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>>685139025
Aaaaaaaand you're retarded.
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>>685145816
>>685144889
May I direct you two to the convientantly located fashion board of 4chan? Scroll up to the top off your screen and look for /fa/ im sure you both would fit in well
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>>685140584
>then i cant masterbate for a while i masterbate blood cuse she has syfalus. And it hurts :(
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>>685138260
Nah man, that's just a finn in his natural habitat
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>>685139976
Anon you're more cringey than that beta trash
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>>685146448
nah m8 I like yelling at immature people while furiously beating my dick to loli threads
/fa/ isnt oml
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>>685146448
Stay the fuck out of this m8, this is personal.
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>>685146734
Not that cringy ):
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>>685130642
I like mumford & sons
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>>685139976
Resting against shoulder, both hands grip, for the shot.
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>>685146734
Eh, borderline.. Mario doesn't really make for quality cringe, we all know someone who's dressed as Mario and luigi for a party or Halloween
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>>685147023
Summer has arrived.
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>>685140584
>syfalus
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>>685146985
personal bcuz ur so insecure about how you appear to other people m8
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>>685145201
I once puked on a girl when she started sucking me off :(

I really liked her, too, and she and many others have said that I'm the best they've had
but I just get sick when my dick's in their mouth.
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>>685146178
you bitch. you THINK you're right, just like you THINK you look good in your autistic butt-boy suit you're wearing. Just like you THINK other people are looking bad in the stuff they're wearing, other people THINK you look bad, but you stopped caring. Now tip your fedora and get the fuck out, before I sling my mighty cock and K you the fuck Out
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>>685145201
My current boyfriend explained to me that no girl could satisfy him with a blow job, due to the fact he has a bigger cock.

but you know what! I blew his mind, and he didnt even know what to say. I gave him the best head he ever got. Cummed in my mouth and all.

>>You just haven't had a good dick sucking.
>> That's the moral of this story
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>>685146811
Well done made me kek
>>685146985
You on the other hand are a raging faghot
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>>685145689
>no judgement though
Of course not, friend :^)

>Rage against women
That's the funny thing though, how is wanting advanced VR sex "raging against women"? Obviously since you yourself believe that sex for me is impossible (again going by your "non-judgemental" comments) it only makes alternate options even that much more appealing. Would you suggest me do like the losers you see in the pictures of this very thread and try to latch on to some random bitch for the vague future possibility of sex?

Also, how is not enjoying head my fault? It was simply not an enjoyable experience, everything else was pretty fun though.

>and have had multiple successful relationships that I ended
Why do you feel the need to justify your position? It doesn't matter how many mediocre chicks you've had in the past. I quite enjoy my life as it is, so why is not wanting to carry the financial burden of someone else and risk getting them pregnant or them sleeping around bad? I'm sorry that I like the simpler things in life.

>>685147440
I thought the moral was that only a guy can suck like a vacuum cleaner. :^)
>inb4 but I have a feminine penis so I'm a girl!!
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>>685147386
you dont even know what I wear though. I own a blazer that my grrandad left me. last time I wore it was like two years ago. Youre just being silly assuming everyone on here isnt some some what intelligent but extreamly unmorivated bi sexual perverts with no values. all the fedoras are on reddit or /pol/ It's like you've only been here for a year or something? DO you think a year is a long time? When was the last time you felt satisfaction Anon? I've never felt it so I look fo r it in durugs because there is no purpose to be here. You dont understand this because your mind is clouded with purpose.
Lurk moar
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>>685147440

>iama grill

cool story bro
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>>685147332
u fucking serious? did you even follow the conversation? I'm the one calling that fashion fag out
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>>685147440
Are you a dude?
Also I ain't came off a bj in a while but that doesn't mean I don't love getting them. It's a great pregame to fucking and blowing me gets my girl wet as hell cause she knows how much I'm into
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>>685148001
mayne I'm not about fashion that's why I look so fucking good. I'll look just as good naked as I do in a white fukin t
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>>685130450
I feel like crying
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>>685145201

I've only cum from head like twice 20 years, I like it but the mouth is too weak. I need some tightness.
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>>685147644
well, you are an asshat for butting in other people's bidness in the first place. now you're butthurt for getting slapped for getting in-between? Bitch please
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>>685131458
>im watching game of thrones right now
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>>685147727
What ... did you even say...?
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>>685143784
>>685144380
No, but jeans with a waistcoat looks fucking retarded.
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>>685140584
You see, this is where Hitler had it right.
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>>685140422
Missing the point. There is no cringe to it. It's a, ironic, forced meme
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>>685147928
So?

OH SORRY!

you just haven't had the right guy/girl suck that cock just right <3

better?
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>>685147727
I would love to see a picture of you. But I was being legit when I said no judgement I can definately see you're point of view and you seem to be honest with yourself which is something that's hard to find and pretty admirable imo. I guess I'm just trying to say that although I can see where you're coming from and that you make solid points, it won't change my view on that matter. Also thanks for calling out the dude who had a story about sucking dick. The blatant fags who claim to not be gay get me slightly annoyed
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>>685130964
>TFW you look pretty much like that and like metal.
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>>685148270
Haha this is top lvl shit posting between you and the oter fashion fag. Also I doubt it the case but deep down I'm hoping your just samefagging an intense argument for no reason
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>>685144294
trying to prove to the internet you have a gf

you won/made this thread good sir
i tip my fedora at you. faggot.
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>>685148018

Naw, sadly I have the genital of a roast beef sandwich.

But I think its due to the fact that I really enjoy giving blow jobs and get off at the fact that i can make the person cum.
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>>685141582
What movie?
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>>685147864
Each second is a long ass time, if it's wasted on this autistic site. But good deescalation. I love me some internet debates every now and then, but fair enough. HOW DIDN'T YOU NOTICE THAT SICK ASS RHYMES?!
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>>685130964
...What do I do when I like Grunge but dont look like that?
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>>685128460
at least he stays on time with the beat..
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>>685149070
shut the fuck up and stop back pedaling like u wanna be friends bitch you'll never see me after this thread dies
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>>685147023
> ):
Is it really fucking summer already
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>>685148956
Holy shit..... that made me gag.
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>>685134640

Above and beyond.
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>>685136478
well played anon
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>>685148992
I mean I suppose I could post some oc nudes and the like but you make a good point, at the end of the day even that would be futile. But yeah I'm a virgin basement dweller shopping text conversations. I was just trying to show that one guy that some girls are fine with giving head.
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>>685149214
>>685147238

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c
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>>685149011
Obligatory tits or gtfo I suppose?
Also chr
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>>685143465
Oh god double dubs is not a Thing newfag
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>>685149209
ALRIGHT THEN FAGGOT. no peace then, you raging pedo. Come on, I'll fuck you up both verbally and literally with my both my verbal and literal DICK
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>>685149575
>>685149011
Checked
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>>685149427
not saying its fake m8,, just commenting on how ur such a beta that u gotta prove ur gf to an anonymous posting website.
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>>685128833
This is not cringe
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>>685149575

<3
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>>685149427
bet shes got a face like a twisted gym boot anyway,, dont bother witht the nudes
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>>685128460
That guy has some skills.

What do you do, op? Be fat and shitpost on 4chan??
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>>685149807
>>685149734
Haha I already admitted im a virgin basement dweller. Ain't no fooling you guys
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>>685131667
I wish I knew who she was, she reminds of a fatter girl who blew me once.
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>>685131968
>kinda ugly
>still fuckable
>fun
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>>685149669
this is what I'm talking about with u being 16
I dont have the pic but u just threw the whole fucking fishing rod in m8
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>>685149807
I want to know what that looks like though. Twisted gym boot + face, sounds pretty intriguing
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Why is this never posted? The cringiest cringe ever
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>>685148537
>I would love to see a picture of you
I'm sure you would. I'm just not a good looking guy anon, not on the level of some of the weirdos you see in these threads, but I just have mis-matching features and shit facial hair that doesn't grow any other way - on top of a unfortunately weak jawline. I had thought about some cosmetic surgery/implants, but it wouldn't make me good looking any more than someone getting their dick/balls cut off and getting breast implants is a woman. So, hey, why force an issue?

I've gotten laid before (and yes, more than once, not that it matters), so I don't feel like I've missed out on anything.

>I can definately see you're point of view and you seem to be honest with yourself which is something that's hard to find and pretty admirable imo
Well thank you anon, I try to be as realistic as possible.

>I guess I'm just trying to say that although I can see where you're coming from and that you make solid points, it won't change my view on that matter.
I wasn't trying to change your view, anon, just simply stating mine.

>Also thanks for calling out the dude who had a story about sucking dick. The blatant fags who claim to not be gay get me slightly annoyed
Anytime!

>>685149614
Don't be mad just because you can't get bitching gets like those, buddy. :^)
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>>685150114
Oh yeah? Give me another minute and I'll dive myself to get your bitch ass, I don't even care. I DON'T EVEN CARE MAN.
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>>685150205
Wait, heres the full version
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>>685130964
yo this is good as fuck
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>>685144294
phone number still in pic. lol.
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>>685128460
Got any more shadbase rick and morty?
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>>685146592
spurdo spärde sprölölöö
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>>685138713
where can i find these videos?
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>>685150335
Nah not saying your some heinous creature just think you'd be an interesting character to meet based on the way you write. Also it always makes me happy when I get in a bit of a verbal tiff with someone on 4chan and we're both rational enough to come to a pleasent conclusion. And that guy can fuck off dub dubs are real
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>>685150731
how the fuck is this cringe?
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>>685150683
:) haha implying I don't save my contacts with fake phone numbers. I'm paranoid as fuck son
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>>685131157
What kind of an attention whore lets someone message them everyday? Just block him or straight up tell him. She doesn't seem to know him anyways.
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>>685133888
Yeah its the same app.
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>>685151282
> :) haha implying I don't save my contacts with fake phone numbers. I'm paranoid as fuck son
[DAMAGE CONTROL INTENSIFIES]
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>>685151160
Ohhhhhhhhhh man. I hope you're joking.
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>>685131458
fake as fuck lol
who the fuck would say "Kitty's got claws"
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>>685151778
Shoot the number a text or call my man. My names zack or just show them the screenshot. Ive been on the Internet long enough to know better
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>>685150335
JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIST
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>>685151911
Check her Facebook name, you mongoloid.

What I'm about to say is going to change the way you see the world, so sit down.

>some girls named kaitlyn like to be called kitty
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>>685152052

leave newfag
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>>685131157
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>>685152358
Some girls named Caitlyn also used to be called "Bruce".
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>>685150462
Dear fucking Christ there no hope for us now is there?
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>>685150462
Ive done something similar. But ive never skipped school to look at fanart and read fanfiction.
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>>685130964
>mfw metal is my attitude about this shit
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>>685146064
LOL she tried to ignore him on the company fb website, she tried to ignore him in store, she tried to ignore him on her own FB. At some point she just has to be harsh with this fucker.
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>>685153768
u belong in this threadthen gud 4 u
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>>685152583
that johnny cash right?
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>>685142059
Vitas is no cringe, comrade
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>>685147367
Where that pic of the Asian dude from the hangover, where he is sitting in the desk and yelling "GAY".
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>>685132928
that guy is weak as fuck, there is a difference between skinny and muscular, skinny people are weak
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>>685134640
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>>685146592
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>>685148242
This and I need to feel the try and push me back when I'm fucking them deep
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>>685148342
>haha, I'd tentacle rape you if I was an Octopus!
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>>685128460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWaAorQblmM
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>>685149038
Ken Park
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>>685149239
There are some nasty batches out there
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>>685130832
>bark
Wolves dont bark....
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>>685152068
2 cringes for the price of 1!
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>>685141540
>pretty fucking cute
>guy mentions she looks like Felicia Day
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>>685156449
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>>685139268
The smaller the better.
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>>685153367
Didn't know this was a ylyl thread
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>>685151295
>attention whore
*tips fedora*
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>>685156533
Idk who that is bout to make me use a Google on that bitch
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>>685130964
Not cringe, just a little bit cheesy tbh.
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>>685130642
One eye on the vinyl
One eye on the patriarchy
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>>685132928
that looks badass
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>>685140368

i hate ppl like you
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>>685142059
Vitas is a god damn hero. Cut the shit.
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>>685155319
Thanks
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>>685144294
How's Ann harbor
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Anybody has that Brian guy?
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>>685139272
jesus, you people are so easily triggered
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>>685148342
oh god oh god
oh god
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>>685140584
This must have been made by a /b/tard
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>>685151160
remember that some people on this board didn't hit puberty yet.
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>>685131875
That hit me like a fucking train
i did not come here to feel
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