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rekt thread
>>685117661
Thumbs aren't that big in rl, fake and gay.
>>685117661
Look it's a cancer thread above me
>>685117888
looks real to me
>>685117888
>>685117888
Implying infections don't bloat
>>685117968
>>685118039
>>685118316
Holy shit, did they actually pull that off without the other person knowing it was their dick?
>>685119458
>being this new
>>685117661
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>685120562
dude, calm the fuck down, you're on /b/
>>685118316
wtf thats a penis
>>685120562
>>685120667
Its an old copypasta
>>685120667
>>685120800
Is it summer already?
>>685121067
2007 and onward was eternal summer bud. Get used to it.
>>685121755
did he died?
>>685117661
Paper cut?
>>685121755
Why is there no sperm leaking out of the bag?
>>685122582
kek
>>685123958
idiot
>>685121755
what a pain in the dick
>>685124111
checked
>>685123603
bro what the fuck would you post that? animal cruelty isnt cool
OC. Straight razor fell in laundry, didn't know, grabbed it...it's a deep one...
>>685121755
no thyon don't go that balls deep
>>685123603
fuck off you fucking faggot
>>685123603
Do you know where I can watch this with audio?
Here's a better one.
>>685123603
shoveldog is allowed, but as soon i post the bunny fucker i got banned
>>685123603
sauce? never seen this one in seven years of lurking
>>685123603
fuck you i posted snippy once and was banned for a month
>>685124357
>>685124566
its a fatal wound, trust me im brain surgeon
say goodbye to your friends and family
because youre going to die soon
>>685124868
That would be more effective if I wasn't healing...but it could always get infected...
>>685117661
FAGGOTS LEARN THE DIFFERNCE BETWEEN REKT AND GORE
>>685120562
Please punch through your screen and post it
>>685123958
Because your faggot ass already licked it all up
>>685117888
Depth perception, you fucking retard.
>>685120562
...Meme?
>>685123603
fuck off you worthless piece of shit
you need to get shoveled like that dog
>>685125083
If you want to get technical, dude in pic did get rekt by a blade.
>>685125448
>>685123603
poor dog.... fuck you
>>685123603
KYS faggot
>>685121755
It's Johnny Rebar!
>>685120667
Psst. Your new is showing.
This is my cousins hand from a year ago.
They were able to reattach his finger but the nurse fucked up the bandages so they ended up not being able to reattach it.
>>685127138
Fuck that! Any kind of compensation for that?
>>685127138
holyfuck
>>685127305
nope, i dont know the details too much but as far as i know there was no compensation what so ever.
>>685127305
You basically have to sue a hospital to get recompense for them fucking up.
>>685127563
I guess you're right, and in that case they have their asses covered with malpractice insurance and whatnot.
>>685127138
for those interested here is a second picture.
>>685117888
Literal retard
Don't forget to save, summer is near.
>>685126395
I love how the 2 dudes just sit there drinking coffee as the assassin comes up behing their friend with a gun to his head.
>>685127856
OMG is he ok?
>>685124704
Some kids at.my HS did this year's ago during a field trip. So the schools solution was to ban all field trips in case a retard did something retarded.
None of the kids died but a couple of them were pretty fucked up.
You may notic traces of desu. the furr faggots have pissed me off. so their threads are fucked.
>>685120562
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>685124687
>>685124854
I was once banned for posting a gif of some woman crushing a baby duckling in an rekt thread.
I got banned for that, for some reason...
>>685120562
because its fon to due
>>685123603
>>685128551
kek.
>>685124687
more info?
>>685128013
Such beautiful eyes. I'm jealous.
edge lord r u der
Also, if ya got the oldschool gore, much appreciated. I need to spam those fur fags.
>>685128932
seriously though. Such a nice shade
>>685129020
Yes I'm here edge prince
>>685129062
>>685128932
lol, thanks, it's a subtle desu tag.
>>685123603
This post always makes me hug my dog.
>>685117968
This is /b/ at it's most normal....the only cancer here is you newfag, now get out
FUCKING HANG THEM ALL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfPHL91GGrg
>>685123603
lulz
Look at all the summer reactions
>>685126891
Why would you talk shit to a guy who has a gun in his hand?
>>685120562
Tumblr.com might suit your needs better
>>685129141
thieves or rapists?
>>685129373
MODS
SICK CUNT
>>685128728
Can I get some sauce on that?
>>685123603
is he kill
>>685129409
thieving rapists
>>685129373
GFTO fucking mad men
>>685129474
Fuckin right?! That's hot
>>685128200
wtf is that shit?
>>685124704
>SpilledTheBeans.gif
>>685129373
Fucking fag, i can see the CP hidden in tour fingerprint. MODS!
>>685129634
Lungs/liver.
ITT: A faggot who doesnt know difference between gore and rekt
>>685120667
Bahaha new fag.
>>685129832
>moooom
>MOOOOOOM
>MOOOOREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>Their being sightly off topic again on 4chan
>that's bad sweetie, what board are you in?
>/b/
>hahahaha OMFG MY SON IS RETARDED
>their only slightly off topic you little shit.
Most of this thread isn't rekt. It's either gore or wtf.
>>685117661
did that to my index finger years ago. not fun.
Crushed my finger at work at 1pm, shift isn't over until 730pm.
Can't report the injury because our company went 10 years without a reported injury on the job site, they will also drug test me post incident.
I will fail.
To prevent us from hiding injuries there are no first aid kits or anything of the sort.
Put glove in my mouth, two workers hold me down, and pour salt water over it to clean it.
Wrap in paper towel, duct tape, and get bigger work glove.
Continue my shift until day is done, go home, shower, get to hospital at 9pm and don't get out until 5am.
3 stitches, splint, finger tip is shattered, lose feeling in finger tip for a few months after wound heals, eventually get it back.
>>685129373
Mods this is just too far. Come on this is /b/ for God's sake.
>>685126891
Seriously, why shoot? Who can feel fine to use a gun to deal with a petty squabble? Like he was clearly in no danger, also even if the other guy waswas being aggressive there was only one and he had no weapons. When did we go from having some honor in life to this? Its almost as bad a that loser shooting the cabby in the back of the head and stealing like 200 dollars like it was nothing.
>>685130094
They're.*
>>685130239
Reported to OSHA.
>>685130094
Child.
>>685129373
>>685129396
Natural Selection at work
>>685129409
Niggers
>>685130371
For one thing, English is a phonetic language,
Even William Shakespere spelt his own name several different ways.
Spelling and grammer is a cuck conspricy.
Aslong as the message is sufficiently legible then there's no break down in comunication.
>>685123603
to any that want it
I like rekt threads
>>685127880
So uh..
What happened?
>>685130457
I'll get you some cheese.
>>685131135
Nerve gas
MORE GORE AND DESU
I'M SAVING FOR TRAPS AND G/FUR PLEASE
>>685128728
sauce ?
>>685120562
COPYPASTA is bad pasta.
Pls more gore & desu
>>685131204
Really? Damn.
Humans make some pretty fucked up shit :/
Pls more gore & desu please
>>685118128
??
Help me understand how this is funny.
>>685131758
how?
>>685124776
>never seen this one in seven years of lurking
Bullshit.
>>685131425
>Mfw When the condom breaks but cant stop.
>>685131425
A classic.
>>685131758
what on earth happend to em?
>>685128013
Like, can you come back from that or is his eye gone forever?
>>685128049
That is the calmest dead person I have ever seen.
>>685132060
Desu images(280)
I'm still working on gore.
Before you ask again, no. I'm not making one big zip.
Image dump
Great/arty desu
http://imgur.com/a/e9wnd
Meme type desu
http://imgur.com/a/I4JQB
Reaction type desu
http://imgur.com/a/F4MVe
Taunt type desu
http://imgur.com/a/AAo4R
Fuzzy desu, because.. That's why.
http://imgur.com/a/rAeMP
Keep the gore pics coming guys
>>685117888
SUMMERS HERE!
Moar Gore & desu
>>685132277
If you want your gore to work. you need to think about the thumbnail. it must be repulsive, at thumbnail size.
>>685132344
We're arming up faggot. you should do the same. I don't see you posting rekt or anti cancer?
>>685131974
>>685132100
sulfer allergy
>>685124357
>it's a deep one...
Ia ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
>>685117661
getthelube.com
>>685131758
Essentially he was making mustard gas in his nose and mouth evertime he struck the match in his mouth. Eventually it broke through the sinuses membrane and probably caused a hemorrhage in the frontal lobe of his brain, then he had his seizure due to pressure on the brain.
Fumes of sulfur dioxide and sulfur trioxide are produced; these fumes should be avoided as they will hydrolyze to sulfurous and sulfuric acid on exposure to moisture
R.I.P Sewer King
>>685132687
Entire sewer-king thread here
http://imgur.com/a/XM283
>>685123603
Please... Fucking kill yourself
Can someone make a gore pic out of this?
The part where all the guts are showing
More gore pics pls
>>685132876
thank lord.
i actually walked past a few sewers in oslo today and looked into them lol
>>685127723
Malpractice insurance won't stop him getting a payout, it just means that the nurse herself won't have to foot the bill. From your cousin's point of view it makes no difference whether or not they have insurance. Losing a finger is a pretty big deal so unless he signed some sort of malpractice waiver, he should definitely seek recompense.
>>685129474
>>685129565
>>685131652
Truth or Dare - Jessie Rogers
Guys
Where the gore pics at??
>>685132074
Is that Curt?
>>685131758
wtf happend|?
>>685132965
Take a screenshot of the bit you want next time. google it.
Here's the pic you wanted.
Gore pics?
Anyone?
>>685123603
ah good ol shovel dog, you fap to it?
>>685124566
MOODS
>>685118128
this is absolutely not funny
>>685118829
>>685118128
and this is samefag
>>685124868
medfag here, i can confirm this is true. >>685124999
you will die soon.
>>685127923
oh look there's a baby
>>685133254
i need sauce on this one
>>685128131
Such beautiful eyes. I'm jealous
>>685129396
>>685130360
Are you this stupid or new? He was hired to kill him, at least make sure its the right guy... fucking blebs
>>685129329
Such beautiful eyes. I'm jealous
>>685127880
at least she got clean teeth
>>685128131
>Suiseiseki
>>685134586
Yeah, because professionals wont just walk up and shoot you. They want to get personal and talk with their victims right? When they get paid to do a job quickly and quietly, lets have a huge ordeal inside a building before i commit a murder.
That was clearly an argument/road rage gone wrong, please try again.
>>685129033
kek
>>685120562
Welcome to /b/ newfag
>>685128049
>filename
anyone have the webm of that one asian kid bullying the other kid, and after they start fist fighting one of them pulls a knife and chases / stabs the other guy?
ends with a shot of the kid dead / bleeding out on the ground, thanks duders
>>685130087
Damn it, now I have to fap
>>685133955
Oh wow, I didn't even notice that.
>>685128728
What is going on
>>685135412
No, but i do have this image. Just for your viewing pleasure.
>>685128200
Made me hungry for beef casserole
>>685135588
halp gooby comeon someone has it
>>685135562
Just guys playing with their fuckpuppet.
>>685129373
Is it kill?
>>685118039
Did you hit it with a hammer
>>685124776
Gfkys
>>685128519
story?
>>685127138
I do this daily trying to type on my small ass work phone.
>>685136453
Guy came up to child and attacked it.
>>685135099
I used to find dead baby's funny
But then I got a job at selling baby photos
Sometimes the baby's would die or be still born and I'd get fucked talking to grieving mothers while having to sift threw hundreds of dead baby photos
>>685128532
Why is there a baby bird in a nest in his hand?
>>685136453
The guy was a schizophrenic mental patient.
OC
>>685136716
why would they want dead baby photos?
>>685128565
It almost looks like a guy with no head and he is licking the mangled neck.
>>685128094
We are fragile as fuck
>>685136716
Hmm,where would the babies usually leave their funnies? Must be hard finding it..
>>685136859
to have a memory of it, or to put it on the grave. whatever. its parents, its their fruit of the womb.
>>685123603
end your own life, no one cares for you
>>685136859
Closure or memories of what could have been but the thing is that ourphotographers usually take a few hours to get to the babies so they end up looking like bloated dog shit
>>685129033
>>685117661
My peeper felt that one.
>>685136823
Looks like chicken
>>685136992
They leave them up your ass and around the corner
Grammar nazi scum
>>685120562
>>685137168
moralfaggot i jacked off to that gif
>>685124776
hahahahahaha nice meme
>>685136716
A bit older then for your viewing pleasure.
>>685137414
Nah my upperleg looks like a chicken
>>685117661
I just ripped off a bit too much of my thumb nail and it feels like your picture
>>685137609
I want chicken now, fucking hungry.
RIP, also kill yourself
>>685137729
Good luck!
>>685137569
Is that one of those rare 36 month abortions
>>685137876
>tfw no qt nurse to giggle at you as she causes the most horrible pain imaginable
Why even live
>>685138089
Holy fuck ow!
Props to her for taking it like a champ though.
>>685137761
"You gotta feel how soft it..."
>>685131113
how is it that badly infected
>>685138450
ecstasy kills.
>>685120562
This is a gore thread; not a baw thread you sanctimonious cunt.
>>685120562
Pasta on cheese pizza is yummy!
>>685135054
being this new kek
>>685132651
I've seen quite a few seizures in my life time, i can tell you that that was not one.
>>685139088
why?
>>685138090
Oah she was fun the have around me :).
>>685123603
Newfags everwhere
>>685139315
WOOOAAAH TIME OUT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST POST?!?!
>>685139502
The worst kind of rekt you will ever experience...
>>685139315
kek moar like dis
>>685139928
>>685131758
keked so hard he died
>>685139968
>>685139968
Ehh, he's probably am mexican so it's okay.
>>685140001
>>685118039
Obviously your dick nice try
>>685140041
>>685139315
I was so scared for a second but then it was just a wet doggy (:
>>685131847
i do leg presses everytime i go to the gym and i always worry about doing this and dropping 840lb on myself.
>>685140325
are you fat?
>>685140227
I love doggies, always skip the videos / pictures of animals getting hurt on rekt threads :D
>>685128357
Filename
>>685117888
Checkd. And yes, I can verify that this is real, I had the same happen to me years ago, jut not quite as deep and it looked a lot like this one. Hurt like hell for a while but healed nicely.
>>685117661
Perfect for a space bar !
>>685140563
no why
>>685123603
>>685123603
Underage b&
>>685140609
drive safe pupper
>>685118039
kek holy fuck I can't stop laughing.
Maybe it's because I'm drunk, or maybe you're just that funny.
>>685140609
drive safe pupper
>>685117661
anyone have the video of the girl having her nipple fucked?
>>685130908
How's high school, faggot?
>>685140041
Obviously fake
Requesting the arab who gets his face blown off from an explosion or an rpg backfire
>>685128728
kek on file name
>>685129803
You mean fucking rotten lungs/liver?
>>685141700
The liver is brown, but thats fucking destroyed
>>685129399
It's a old copypasta.
newfag
>>685128357
what did he do, pull a knife out of his ass?
these threads are great when im feeling sad.
>>685122030
you need to fucking die
>>685141479
Yea, Isis doesn't do that everyday in Syria
>>685134933
Someone say professionals?
>>685140041
ISIS and their crappy cut scene shenanigans. flash blink blur flash reverse forward cut flash...the worst part is it looks way more fake with the useless special effects.
>>685121755
Dude is lucky as fuck
