>>685117518
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>685117518
>>685117659
>>685117820
>>685117938
>>685117887
Why did this make me lose?
>>685117518
>>685117518
That's majorly fucked up, anon. That's not fucking funny.
Any psychology major would say the same.
>>685117518
very funny mr. edgelord
>>685118893
You mean comedy major, right? What does a psychology major know about funny?
>>685118893
Ohh...here we go again... do you know where you are? Are you lost?
Welcome to the chan, friend.
I got some Fucking news for you but welcome to one of the darkest places on the internet.
I suggest you toughin the fuck up buttercup or leave my /B/
>>685118209
I always lose to dumb shit
>>685118893
Agreed...
Was waiting for something funny to happen
Like... What?
>>685117518
Every other post pretty funny
Edgelord is still not
>>685119233
>>685119233
holy fuck that post made me cringe hard
>>685119233
Gets fucked by his father and comes here to prove dominance
>>685117518
> F U C K I N G T R I G G E R E D
How can you do that ti a fucking <10yo child?? I'd fucking rip off their fucking nails one by one, take their teeth out burn their fucking eyes and leave them in the street to repent for their fucking acts
At least they are very likely some miserable and poor chinchongs working at a cancerigenour factory
>>685119517
0/10
>>685119295
>Soul purpose
>>685119600
>>685119533
>>685119524
Kek
Legit
Biggest kek I've had in a while
You've done a good job, anon.
>>685118893
jesus dude its bait not a dick so you dont have to take it so hard
>>685119517
How i see it it's like this, not my son not my problem. Couldn't care less.
ITT: Tinder Stories
I have a few but I'm on my phone so no pre type
> Working as a cook in a big hotel
> Never have time to make friends outside of work and only one hot girl there (I eventually fucked her but that's another story.
> Start a tinder account
> Ton of hot young chicks because I live in next to a college
> Matched up with this Blonde Sorority girl
> Body of Alexis Texas. Face was average 8/10
> Cont.
>>685119517
its bait not a dick dont take it so hard
>>685119683
This. Pointing out that a thing you saw on the internet is fucked up or not funny does absolutely fuck all for solving the problem.
>>685119676
>>685119738
cool
>first semester of college
>might as well try out tinder
>meet up with this girl on campus, no idea what her name is anymore
>fucking cube shaped face
>seriously, her face looks like a fucking box
>instantly become disappointed
>take her on shitty date anyways
>don't touch at all, never contact again
>>685119738
Obvious bullshit.
Don't bother continuing.
Nobody cares.
>>685119233
>the chan
>my /B/
great copypasta kid
>>685119642
Lost
>>685120123
who would do such a thing to a poor dog?
>>685119630
>Soul purpose
what?
>>685120227
sole purpose you fucking idiot
>>685120233
check em
>>685120199
Because it did something very bad!
>>685120199
Someone with a better sense of humour than you
>>685119676
>>685119683
The kid looks lost, like he doesn't even understand what's going on and why is he being so cruelly harmed, he just seems scared, trying to run away somehow.
How can some fucking chanchunchon pieces of subhuman shit do that to him for pleasure and FILM it is beyond my fucking understanding at it makes my blood boil.
>>685120289
I would read that pic again, kind sir.
>>685120271
lol
>>685119524
Kek...fuck im a nerd...well at least i get paid well.
>>685120384
the camerawork is funny tho :^)
>>685117518
kill yourself OP
>>685120352
Dude, the dog died!
>>685120289
Pardon your servant. I have never been eloquent, neither in the past nor since you have spoken. I am slow of speech and tongue.
>>685120384
Who cares. Who fucking cares that it makes your blood boil. Who gives a shit about that boy? Not his parents, not the people in the video, not me, not anyone else here, and at the end of the day, certainly not you. Shut the fuck up
>>685117518
i see some edgelords are desperately trying to prove themselves they are normal
>inb4 some idiot disagrees
>>685119738
How the fuck is 8/10 average?
>>685120558
>>685120558
you cared enough to reply. you have no idea how much other people care about it
people that filmed it cared enough to film it
you dont know his parents to say shit
you are delusional and in denial
>>685117518
edgy b8
>>685120707
Well don't stop there.
>>685120778
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha way to pull out the stops there. "you replied so you care"
keep holding onto that hope or whatever you got there, friend
>>685117518
maybe its one of these things where u need to be there to appreciate how funny it really was.
im sure that kid was a little cunt.
>>685120898
>>685121037
>>685119045
Stop pretending not to understand what he was saying dumbass
>>685120296
>>685120233
samefag?
>>685121130
>>685120296
chekd
>>685121155
what are you fucking retarded, of course
>>685119233
This isn't cringe thread
>>685117518
The most horrible part was the zoom in/zoom out part. Why would they do that ?
>>685121272
>>685119654
>>>685119524
samefagging this hard
>>685119233
i hope this is copypasta
if not kill yourself
>>685121322
>>685121311
checked
>>685119645
Rost
>>685117518
>>685121272
i'm posting on 4chan. ofc i'm retarded. as everyone else here
>>685118663
>that pic
i swear it's the same girl from this image
>>685121404
any webm's /b/ro ?
It's great that the cancer is changing from fucking fruits to fucking little girls
>>685121483
unfortunately no, i don't care for animated ecchi/hentai
heres a webm anyways, no idea what it is
>>685119533
>communicating with people in a way i disagree with is not allowed
Fuck off most people do care.
>>685121644
Ight, it's all good.
>>685121644
check em
>>685121663
but are you going to do literally anything about this video you saw on 4chan? is "most people" going to do anything? no, so fuck off, just post some fucking images and close your eyes if you get triggered
>>685117518
>don't know the kid or any other shits in the video so I don't really care
>if I knew the kid or if he was related to me in any way, lets just say I would be in jail now.
also, before beta cucks say anything retarded, no I'm not being edgy, when i was 18 I saw my then 14yo cousin get bullied hard by some guys of my age I went back to my gym spent 85 euros on a dumbbell, took out the metal stick part(pic related, its that part), one guy had broken hand and broken elbow and one guy had broken pelvic bone I got charged, almost went to jail. ever since I saw my cousin get bullied I cant stand this kind of stuff.
>>685120271
>not buying 6 copies and getting all your friends into undertale
plebian
>>685121786
>>685121819
You tell em, tough guy. I can really feel your blood-boiling desire for social justice.
>>685117518
I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.
hello OP
I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate
Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
>>685119233
>the chan
Lost.
>>685121819
>what a fag.
>i woudlnt have to do more than a glare.
>fag detected
>fags love sticks and metal objects
>you sir are a certified liar
>stop being so edgy, bra
>b
>>685121982
please take your original thing out of here, this is a cancer only thread
>>685122111
also check'em
>>685117518
>edgelord was bullied as a kid and now takes pleasure watching other kids get bullied
>>685122111
i won't let these trips go unchecked
>>685118813
lost
>>685122178
>
>>685117518
op being an edge lord-checked
pretty funny posts-checked
my dubs-chek`d
>>685122289
FUCK
>>685117820
Lost
>>685122294
I feel like it's been ages since I've seen that pic
>>685122111
do I look like I give a fuck about what you think you inexperienced fucking kid?
you need to live a little, stop jerking off behind your computer to gay porn 24/7
>>685119533
>>685120969
lol Posting kids getting beaten wont stop or change the fact that those kids bullied you for being a fattie in school...Stop hating urself op
>>685121968
if you saw what I saw in front of your eyes you would do the same.
or maybe you wouldn't because you shitbags nowadays are fucking pussies
>>685117518
Edgey. Ed-g.
>>685122468
no one will tell me what i can and cant fap to.
wear a wig bend over and send me a clip of u taking it for me.
do it now, ho
>>685122519
And your dumbass post won't stop anons from posting little kids getting the shit beaten out of them. Can we give it a rest?
>>685119645
Back to 9gag, 3 years ago.
>>685122806
>>685122739
do this world a favor you worthless shit
>>685117938
zwz
>>685122271
Nice
>>685122983
you've heard it from annon
>bend over annon #2
>>685122139
aaaahhhhh! anon! you are irasistable in the butt, and the anus! aaaaahhhhH!
>I defecate
>It is really big, hard, and dry, and it does not come out all the way
>I ram my poo-phallus up your anus and pump away
>I fap
Aaaaaahhh I am edgeaculating!
>>685122806
Be my guest post what ever you want...I just want to help you friend. The bullies are gone and in the past it's ok if she turned you down their are others. Lets start out with a healthy balanced died and frequent bathing how about it?
>>685122271
...Sauce?
>>685123152
>trying this hard
>being this obvious
>>685119409
Anyone have the grill salesman version?
>>685117820
that fucking filename
>>685120969
>haha you still have humanity left
>>685118209
lost
>>685123861
cart00ns r 4 f4ggot$
>>685117518
>obvious b8
>still pissed me off
Are you some kind of nigger?
>>685123884
Nice one Krabs.
>>685123954
OP here. Yes I am a nigger.
>>685124039
This is quite a funny re-purposing of that painting. Makes for a very laughable little image.
PONCZEK CHUJ :D
>>685123954
>>685124013
hes not a not nigger just a self hating fatty...pic related
>>685124311
Impressive.
>>685122774
poop bar
>>685117518
>>685123954
OP here. Yes I am a nigger.
>>685121512
Newfag, it comes and goes in waves. Fucking newfags.
>>685122468
The butthurt is off the charts.
>>685123009
Do you have the same gif but with the lizard saying 'Shepard' instead?
>>685125034
Op wishes he was a nigger then maybe grills wouldn't turn him down so much... Pic related
>>685121512
>changing to little girls
>implying it was ever not little girls
>implying /b/ isnt a board originally/primarily used by pedophiles
>newfags actually believe this
>>685125650
lol ikr
>>685121512
>implying
>>685121845
how is that even possible, when her piss is frozen in time.
>>685121819
fuck your hardcore bro
even if that was true (which it isnt) your bragging to some people anonymously online about beating up some dude with a bar do you realize how fucking gay that is? none of us give a fuck you faggot
>>685126050
>taking the bait this hard
>>685119524
best kek in weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVF_w5XvlLg
i cri everytiem
>>685126095
i just fucking lost hard.
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>>685123635
Holy shit my sides
>>685124830
>>685121432
>rounded object
That man has no edges
>>685117820
Lost at file name
its the same shit that gets posted in every thread and newfags losing there minds over some shit from 3 years ago that they've never seen before
god fucking dammit
>>685127086
u wasted ur time posting here
>i just did the same
fuck me goodnight
>>685117820
I didn't lose until I saw the filename.
>>685124830
Would have lost if the clock was indicating nine past eleven
>>685124830
haha! the time is at 9:12!
haha!
MMODDDDDDDDDDD!
>>685125621
Lost
>>685126095
Is there a version with sound?
>>685127086
>>685125942
that is genius
>>685119233
top kek
>>685128061
>>685119233
C R I N G E, if not copy pasta.
>>685119409
What the fuck is with that fake tattoo LOL
>>685127991
this is going to b grate m9
>>685118925
regretz top kek
>>685126095
goddammit i'm dying
\o
>>685117820
Dat file name that caused me to lose
>>685117518
Go die in a fire.
>>685126465
lewst
>>685126095
This is their marketing dept.
If you can't see past that bullshit your the same person who doesnt dodge the UNICEF plebs in the high street. Your useless to us and therefore free to die in the desert with the rest of them. Just a shame not every Mus-lip went.
>>685128635
I choose you Pikachu!
>>685123038
>not furry
>has a fucking fox tail
goddamn furries
>>685127086
Cringe as fuck.
>>685128635
seductive little girl or creepy negro? watcha think, faggot?
>>685125753
>>685119240
oh shit waddup
>>685128695
Nice try, but not this time.
>>685130120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjuHYvieJlw
>>685127086
>there
>>685129099
ty, i enjoyed it quite a bit
>>685118209
FUUUUUUUUUUu-
>>685125753
Its eyes make it look stoned.
>>685128635
I choose the one that doesn't make me a self hating fatty neckbeard...
>>685117518
as a man who suffered abuse as a child, i am extremely triggered lol.
>>685119233
The responses to this post really seperate out the newfags
>>685130694
If your gf is a virgin, you're doing something wrong.
>>685117518
Meh. I've had enough of this shithole. Why you find suffering funny is beyond me.
Goodnight autists
>>685117518
FUCK, MAN! You know how close to cutting me with that edge you were? Be more careful next time.
>>685117820
>>685131142
I smirked.
>>685123129
Wow, lost to this one.
>>685117518
>>685122398
The t in her name is obsolet
>>685119233
>one of the darkest places on the internet
>>685119233
lost
>>685131428
Roll
>>685118893
So I went to the store for toilet paper yesterday, and the lady at the counter said they were all out, but they did have a stack of psych degrees in the back That I was free to help myself too.
>>685121845
this artist has a very loose grasp on female anatomy.
>>685125950
lost
saw it coming too
>>685132160
Who except virgins draw shit like that anyways
>>685118893
Agreed, theres some funny shit on here. But at some point theres a line that you shouldnt cross.
>>685131105
>he never had a virgin gf
ok anon, we get it, you weren't the popular kid in school
>>685123129
>>685131397
Same here lemonardo got me
>>685117518
I would beat the fuck out of those kids doing that.
>>685132496
too lazy to find a "you missed the point" gif
So let me explain it to you my retarded friend: If your gf is a virgin, that means she never had sex, which means she never had sex with you, which means you kind of failed at having a gf.
but ok anon, we get it, you weren't the smart kid in school
>>685132804
movie?
>>685132847
>>685121476
Shit. Looks pretty creepy
>>685133169
Fucking lost.
>>685133074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBA1O76P5k8
>>685119266
Ohh...here we go again... do you know where you are? Are you lost?
Welcome to the chan, friend.
I got some Fucking news for you but welcome to one of the darkest places on the internet.
I suggest you toughin the fuck up buttercup or leave my /B/
>>685118497
lel
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>>685119233
Lost
>>685117820
Filename
>>685133538
I've been thinking about killing myself a lot lately. I come to YLYL threads to try and cheer myself up a little, forget about the pain for a while. Instead of laughing, that fucking banana has made me decide that suicide is worth it and that I should finally just follow through.
I'll see you fuckers on the other side.
>>685133538
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>>685118209
losted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtfOt8emr_g
