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> I don't clap at the end of a movie in a theatre
>>685103927
I need America to protect me from pretty much everything because my rigged parliament won't.
proud american reporting in. we're taking over this thread.
>>685103927
I can fit through the door at centerlink
>>685103927
I dont clap when a plan lands
American here. Feels good being #1
ime munaa vitun kääpiö
>>685103927
I use the metric system.
Meter, Kilogram, Celsius.
>>685103927
American here. I've never clapped at the end of a movie. It's rare that anyone does, at least in the movie theaters I've frequented.
>>685103927
¡TRAGOS DE AMARGO LICOR!
Hey, guys! I just finished doing some research on our rover on Mars. Shame other countries can't replicate.
>>685103927
I use the proper way of measuring length and weight
I don't need to tip because that's what wages are for.
Maldita sea me cago en todos los gringos de mierda
>>685103927
>Am American
>5'9
>175lbs
Not a Yuropoor.
>>685103927
I have an English accent and I dislike Trump.
pounds are a measure of currency not weight
>>685104021
ausfag detected
i dont know anyone who is black and i did see max. 5 black people in my entire life
>>685104070
We like it when it ends up on the ground, not in an office building.
>>685103927
I dont need a rascal to walk outside
We dont need to invade other countries for oil. We have our own
>>685104405
>5'9
>175lbs
Americans with their silly imperial units
my neighbourhood is full of maoris
>>685103927
I can walk 5 meters without pausing to catch my breath
>>685104251
Other countries know there is jack shit up there. Also good job wasting billions of the taxpayers money while your economic structure is shit
>>685104763
We have our own too shithead. Just why use our own when we can use other countries oil?
>>685103927
I don't go to movie theatres. I don't watch stupid amounts of tv.
>>685103927
American here. We don't have to tell our women they can't wear revealing clothes because we didn't ship in a fuckton of sand niggers.
I don't contemplate sueing something every other day.
I'm not constantly thinking about other races
>>685104853
Thief
I enjoy going to the movies without getting sho... oh right.
>>685103927
We don't have niggers here
I can go to a bar without having to worry about whether or not the owner paid protection money to the local sharia patrol.
>>685103927
I need 20
when someone draws a picture of mohammed here, they can shoot down the terrorists who come gunning for them.
>>685105014
Do something about it, oh right you can't.
>>685104405
>>Yuropoor?
Yuranidiot.
>>685103927
9/11 is a lie. Americans are war criminals.
There you have it Any real american would never admit that
Irn bru and a batterd Mars bar.
>>685104121
Slay girl
Once upon a time in fuckyoubitchvillemericacatholicsST. there was a stupid bitch by the name of (F/N). She liked penis in her butt because she was actually a he but everytime a pronoun was missused there would be a thirty second hold on the population and everyone would hold hands and march around the rainbow flag chanting "All Homo" while the vibrators in their ass would buzz to the national anthem "Fuck you if you're straight". Everyone would then complain about how their gay marriage was ruined because people clapped after the kiss, showing rabid sexism towards women and how clapping needed to stop because it hurt the gays. Two straight black slaves would then (F/N) onto a stage where she would speak to the general public about how the gays weren't being given their rights. After the ceremony, (F/N) would then go and get married and complain about labels everywhere because labels are bad. She would then rip her penis off and turn it into a dicksword while simoltaneously ripping off both balls and turning them into grenades. (F/N) would look at the weapons in her hands and proclaim that they were now a gender. Logging onto tumblr, the best website ever and the only website able to exist because everything else was promoting hate speech and violence, (F/N) posted about how she was being oppresed by straight people because they said that gay marriage was legal when clearly they had said that gay marriage was legal. With nothing else to complain about, (F/N) then began to practice the wrist violin, post it to tumblr, and fell into a deep sleep, induced by the depression medicine she took because (F/N) was depressed from the amount of hate she had gotten from all the sexist and oppressing matters in the world today.
Also, fuck you I'm spiderman.
>>685104853
America cant produce asmuch oil as it uses you fucking idiot
I take care of my kids in public
>>685105444
Checked with trips.
fuck you all.
En ole homotatti
i drive a GTR
>>685104914
Dios mio que passa ajajaja senniorita americana love mexicano cock
Post code 4812
>>685105577
douBLES OUT OF NOWHERE
Not forced to tip
>>685105544
LOOK AT THESE DOUBLES>>685105577
I don't tip waiters.
>>685104713
what about inside?
>>685103927
i'm 60kg and talk in meters
>>685105251
TFW median income means nothing with high taxes or higher cost of living LOL. Poor dont know economics tho
i did 9/11
I purposely damage my teeth to further distinguish myself from Americans.
>I know Portugal isn't a part of Spain
>Falo Português porque sou de Portugal
>>685103927
Im not american because my wife gets raped by refugees all day
>>685104852
How's the Euro doing?
>>685105877
Good to see progressive people like you saving the world
>>685105544
landscaping it sticks to their face and that's where their facial hair comes from?
>>685103927
I eat less then 1500 calories for breakfast
>>685105251
Funny as shit it's measured in USD. Stay mad kek
>>685104251
tfw most of nasa, silicon valley, university research in america is conducted by europeans, asians and indians
>>685104682
hey i'm [BR] too busy about football to care
Nejsem zkurvený Američan. Snad mi věříte.
I'm Australian. Prove me wrong, cunt. I'll bet you can't.
I have freedom.
>>685105887
Better than the dollar that's for sure.
>>685105382
You must be a scotfag, welcome brother
I can spell colour, centre, theatre, honour, aluminium, and many other English words correctly.
>>685106131
Why would I want to, cunt hole?
My government doesn't spend billions of tax payers dollars a year on defunct programmes that are proven not to yield any results.
>>685103927
Oigame, no.
>>685106373
Nobody except english peopel spell them like that. Fuck off, faggot.
- the rest of Europe
>>685103927
Сука блять
>>685106737
you do understand that literally every country in europe (including france, where you're from) has some retarded social welfare system that's equally ineffective?
Bedroom wall, suck it
>>685106022
Tfw nobody gives a shit what race the researchers are
>>685104682
We prefer the office building
But only if it's certain companies
>>685106373
Cringe
>>685103927
I spell colour the right way.
>>685104512
the english pound is based on a literal pound of silver. Your argument is invalid.
>>685106831
So your supposition is that the people who are not literate in the English language, are the English people? That's dumb even for /b/
Amerifat here, can we please switch to the metric system now?
I'm getting tired of having to convert all the blueprints at work
>>685107075
No it isn't
I clap when plane lands.
My name is Muhammad
>>685107093
The american style is also correct. If you say otherwise, you're just a frustrated faggot. And dumb.
Alle Americanen kunnen de kanker krijgen.
Dutch for: (All Americans should get cancer)
>>685107217
Yes it is, and the Guinea was based on the weight of an Italian
when i get on a plane it explodes in mid-flight.
when i go to the football pitch i get shot by an ak-47.
when i get caught with a pocket knife in public i get 20 years in prison.
There is food on our shelves
I legally own two semiautomatic rifles, two handguns, and...
Oh, you said prove I'm not an American? Why would i do that, lol
>>685107160
that's a lie. Solidworks and CAD have had both on BPs for almost 10 years.
>>685107392
>was
Correct
>is
Incorrect
>>685103927
Amerikanere kan ikke stave, eller udtale, spækhuggere/juletræ/øllebrød.
>i'd assume Google translate would fuck up that sentence.
>Also... Ateist.
>>685103927
the people working at my mcdonalds and burger king are all white
>>685107385
Thanks for translation, Ahmed
Ik ben een godverdomme nederlanders
Point proven
>>685103927
My BMI is only two digits
Today is 19/05/2016
>>685103927
I live in a country whose citizens are pretentious enough to shit talk Americans while we ride their economic, social, and technological coattails and live under the protection of their military.
>>685107400
Guarantee you Americans have more :^)
>>685107487
Jij bent een kankermongool
>dit is nu een nederdraad
>>685107385
you first slaver, but keep growing all those flowers, doubtful you've gone through enough school to know what they're really for though.
your grammar sucks in both languages
>>685103927
>clapping at the end of a movie
I've only seen that once, at a premier.
>>685107542
Can't be Vietnam then. They fucked up America's military
>>685106022
Lol nearly everything Americans try to gloat about involves the expertise of non-Americans.
Uh, I mean, MURIKUUUUUH!! FUCK YEh. Who's got the nukes, WE do!! Hahaaaaaa EXDEE
Holy shit, all the things you could make fun of Americans for and you all choose things like the spelling of five words and the date orientation?
Fucking kill yourselves
>>685107542
Canada?
>>685103927
Don Trump me quiere sacar del pinche país, puta madre wey. Nombre, si ni aquí ganó ningún pinche dinero como va a ir el jale por allá? Tengo setenta hijos, wey. Quien les va a comprar su pinche Star Wars wey? Tengo un niño que salió chueco, pinche cabrón anda por la casa todo Mickey Mouse. Ta fea la cosa ahorita, wey. Son los tiempos duros, compa.
>>685107612
lets be fair, how hard is it to defend against someone whose too busy tripping on LSD ?
>>685107564
اللعنة عليك
>>685103927
everyone does it ironically in sweden
my friend usually yells a couple of woo's too
good times
dont be so hard on americans, i've never met a bad american tourist, they're just great (i work in a hotel)
>>685107560
Serious question over here all they talk about is how Americans can't afford to eat ot house themselves, unemployment has skyrocketed and there's no food on the shelves. Can anyone confirm is it really the 3rd world shit hole the wold tells us it is?
>>685107542
Israel?
American reporting
Patriot at heart.
maybe you euro-fags don't understand that a patriot doesn't need to love his politics to love his country.
btw 6'1''
195 pounds/ 88.5 kilos
I can bet half you European cunts are half my height and come nowhere close to your appreciation of your country
Everyone in my country thinks both Hillary & trump Are idiots.
>>685103927
Colour
>>685107829
Fuck yeah
>>685103927
But i am an American. And proud of it.
>inb4 muh guns muh rights
You eurocucks wish you could defend yourself.
I don't say (or stand for) the Pledge of Allegiance.
>>685107762
If they're tourists they're usually interested in culture of another place
You haven't met some of the fuckwits that make up the vast majority of this country's public
People are slowly starting to wise up though
>>685107733
Kankerdebiel
>>685107894
How'd those guns work out during 9/11
>>685107786
That only happens during natural disasters
>>685103927
fat
>>685107829
I'm about your height, and probably younger
>>685103927
I eat home made food every day.
Pasulj bre.
>>685107894
Id only want one to shoot niggers.
So in a way my government protects me from myself
>americuck
>>685107952
Not him but my guns worked just fine. How else do you think I shot down a plane?
I'll never be alowed to carry a gun, even if I'm responsible adult. I'll never be alowed to wote directly my state-primus. Fick dich, dumme Kuh Merkel.
>>685103927
I drive a stickshift
>>685107894
How do guns protect you?
>>685107901
Fuck you
>>685107838
They are, American politics has been a game of the lesser of evils since 1963
>>685103927
>I can't buy a gun within the next hour and go shooting without paying out the ass
>>685107786
Maybe in nigger holes like Detroit. I'm a broke college student but I still have money to eat out and have fun on the side.
>>685108010
Are guns a requirement to aquire food seeing as you niggers can't afford it and the shelves are empty?
>>685108051
They don't, they're tools.
>>685106373
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577432/More-80-cent-British-people-speak-properly-Most-commonly-mispronounced-words-include-espresso-prescription-women-worst.html
>>685107894
No guns everywhere.
No reason to defend.
Police does their job.
Police Are not hated.
'MERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!
watcha gon' do when we come for YOU now?!
>>685104070
Ive taking a lot of planes in my life, this has never happened and its a dumb myth about Americans
>>685108110
>implying the rest of the worlds gives a shit about shooting a gun.
My school doesn't have home grown terrorists in it
>>685108143
>Lived in detroit
Its not as bad as they say it is, but there are certain places that you do not go if you are white
>>685108215
>>685108215
Their governments certainly do.
>>685108147
I'm asking you, personally. How did guns ever help you defend yourself?
>>685108030
Same here. A nice, big, lifted, powerful American stick shift truck on nice big mud tires. It's sexy.
>>685108195
I'm a get some Vietnam rice farmers with hoes and pick axes to fuck your shit military up
>>685108195
Laugh.
>>685103927
President is not a monkey
Fuck off, cunt.
>>685108283
No, just the police and military. And people who are into hunting.
I don't either have diahrea or constipation on a daily basis.
>>685106022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK0Y9j_CGgM
>Calls others cucks
>Indians take all of their PhD positions
>>685107952
>9/11
I was in high school when that happened.
Tell me something, how did the general population handle the recent (read as last 2 years) terror attacks over there? Now with you being forced to take illegal aliens into your countries and provide everything for them... Oh, I'm sorry... I meant refugees. And speaking of the illeg... Refugees how are your women takin to being raped?
>>685105877
Canadian detected
I'm not easily offended and I'm not insecure.
>>685108392
What is the military and police other than an extension of the governing body?
>>685108272
True. I lived about an hour north of it. Never drive through Hazel Park at 3 AM. It's scary.
>>685108340
nah, VW Jetta,
had a golf hatchback but decided to grab the Jetta instead.
>>685108340
I will never understand this shit
If you go off roading that's one thing but so many fucking faggots in SC do this
And they're all invariably short and fat
I drive a commy
>>685108427
From NZ! nice try nigger, no refugees here and there's food on our shelves
>>685108380
Fair enough.
>>685108318
Not the guy you were talking to, but i only carry one because I'm so fucking paranoid
I don't know if it's a consequence of living in America or if it's mental illness
Probably a little of both
>>685108427
Try swimming across the Atlantic...
America deserved 9/11. That's what they get for killing hundreds of thousands of Arabs (including women and children) first. They invaded the Middle East countries because of oil interest and supporting the Jews.
>>685108459
The military and police always had better weapons. It's the european way. Also, don't worry, rebellions have and will happen without citizens having guns. And we won.
>>685108340
You're definitely fat and/or wear a camo hat sometimes with at least one bumper/window sticker
I don't have a horrible taste in home decor.
>>685108484
I'm shortish and on the bigger side, but I try to get out to the offroad park for some rock crawling once a month or so.
What I can't stand are the fucktards who only lift the front of their truck. Worthless offroad and looks retarded. That and giant chrome rims and big LED light bars. Sure signs of a retard whose dad has too much money.
>>685103927
My presidential aren't a bunch of embarrassing fruit cakes.
>>685108346
its good that you think our military is the same as it was then, that gives us a significant advantage.
>>685108528
> food on our shelves
WOW! You really stuck it to him with that one!
>>685107560
We were talking about food not sugar mixed with chemicals stuffed in cans.
>>685103927
>I post threads talking shit about america
>>685108600
Fat - sort of
Camo hat - yes, and jacket
Window sticker - my back window is vinyl, I have a soft top. So no.
Bumper sticker - look retarded in all cases
Only sticker on mine is my offroad club sticker.
>>685105030
I enjoy going to school without getting sho... oh right.
>9/11
>Tower 2 gets hit on the side.
>should tilt.
>falls perfectly straight Down.
>>685108340
>mfw I realized I misread that as, "a nice, big titted American stick"
>>685108635
You know what i mean though, the idiots that do that for no discernible reason, and most of them are not even willing to take it off road because muh $1600 tires or muh transmission or muh suspension
>>685103927
Proud American here. Everyone else is a rapefugee loving cuck. Not us
>>685108595
The only good thing in the European Way was the educational system. In American Way, the good things are the 1st and 2nd amendment.
>>685108665
So it took an asset kicking from rice farmers to upgrade your military! Gee that's something to be proud of. How come the Russians just schooled you in Syria, what exactly did you upgrade
>>685108630
Second this
>>685108789
How did you skip six syllables across two words to misread that?
>>685108318
I drive semi trucks, i carry.
>inb4 illegal
No its not. Find and citthebe federal law that says it is.
Ive had people try to get into my truck, knives pulled on me, people try to purposefuly wreck me (cutting me off in traffic at 70 mph then hitting their brakes, they get quite mad when i do hit them then produce dash cam footage that they caused the accident).
Ive had to draw my weapon a few times. Each time the police responded after I called them, each time i was let go.
>>685103927
i'm not fat as fuck
>>685108580
awww. funny sand niggers wanna always talk shitwhen they were hiding behind among women and children literally using them as bullet shields when armed. typical delusional response and no comment on the tens of thousands of their own 'muslim" women and children being killed by the hands of other "muslims" hahahah youre a fucking joke
>>685107829
I'm Serbian. I appreciate my country and would bleed and die in its name and all it stand for any second. Despite how hard it gets.
Compared to you bloated degenerates that have life served on a plate and think you are a patriot.
>>685108030
Me too, and mine is an 02 Camry
I've never seen another 5 speed Camry in my life
Makes me wonder if it was custom ordered that way
>>685108816
Maybe not rapefugee loving, but you are 1000% a nation of cucks
>>685108001
Try me?
>>685108798
Oh yeah, I hate those people. We call them mall crawlers in the hobby.
>>685108630
Lol, this is true though
>>685107829
Yeah, I 6.3, as are most of my friends and I'm about 11.5 stone, but most importantly, I don't just willy nilly start throwing out stats about my body because I have an inferiority complex and need for constant validation, because that's just fucking gay and makes you come across as an unattractive and unpleasant tool to everyone around me
>>685108580
>chicken before the egg
>>685108630
This
>>685108185
what is your gated community called
>>685103927
I use the metric system.
>>685108816
"Not us", OK, when you let in 70,000+ refugees every year and Britain has only let in 5,000 since 2011 (the start of the Syrian war).
>>685108958
People are starting to wise up
At least in my state they are
>>685108484
Haha. I'm an SC fag. Lifted trucks god damn every where. Makes me think all dudes in SC have small cocks
>>685107829
Maybe you don't know as much about Europe as you think you do.
>>685108925
I don't know, I just glazed over the comment as I was scrolling. "Lifted" just looked like "titted"
>>685108905
>>685109021
>>685108991
Samefag, also this:
>>685108630
>>685108876
obama didn't send any troops to syria until russia started pulling out. don't ask me ask him why he's a liberal cuckboy.
>>685104022
>applause
>>685109002
Bush Sr did invade Kuwait in 1990 i think it was, but that couldn't have had anything to do with 9/11
>>685108827
Most european countries have what you call the first amendment, and we are smart enough to realize citizens having guns will only lead to more crime. Guess that education system worked out.
>>685108816
Just out of curiosity, what exactly are you proud of?
You're not #1 in anything that matters (like education).
The only think America is #1 in is military size and spending for completely unnecessary things.
$598.5 billion for your military in 2015. That accounts for 53% of the total money your government spent in total last year. It's just a shame and a waste.
>>685106878
I'm from France? News to me, considering I've never set foot on surrenderer soil. And yeah, we have social welfare here in NotFrance but we make it possible for poor people to get to it and only if they have good reason or actively job hunt, its not just for the last cucks who don't want to work (see:America, Greece, Italy). I would say at least we don't have the government breathing down our backs for more tax for shopping sprees, but I'm a Britfag, and we're the only European country where there is no left wing party, at least not one of the big 5 is left wing.
I an am american.
>>685103927
free education
How the fuck does it prove u aren't american?! In Germany allmost all schools are infested with fucking murkslims. Everybody knows they are fucking terrorists.
>>685109137
Kill yourself
I'm happy I haven't got cancer from depleted uranium yet.
>>685108927
Why did you need a gun in any of those instances, to defend yourself?
I laugh my ass of everytime i see 9/11, i like mexico, i dont think evolution is a lie, i learn smth at my countrys schools, our students dont have debts for the rest of their live, i dont think winning in eggball without any other countrys participating makes u worldchampion, i can go to doctor without beeing trump rich, i cannot set fire on my water cause of frakking, ...
>>685108630
LOL SO TRUE
>>685103927
I'm from Texas.
Totally different.
>>685109001
Im not one to flaunt anything about me in person.
The only exception would be when someone discriminates a country and is prejudiced twards them, as if were doing something wrong. Were know as the babysitters to keep the peace. and a rather liberal country who is caring about our inhabitant, this isn't>>685107829
about me. its about the assholes.
>>685109170
If we got rid of the five most violent cities in the country we would have crime rates around the same as Europe. What do all of those cities have in common?
>Tough gun laws
>Niggers
>>685108931
You could say the same thing about Amerifucks too. Caring only about themselves and killing anyone in their way of oil or resources. America literally invades anyone for any arbitrary reason whatsoever.
>>685108630
This XD
>>685109235
Get rid of all those fucking notifications, ya damn clutterfag!
>>685108940
> serbian
> thinks he knows the american mentality and thought process
> being an e-tough guy about how hardc0re and bad ass he is because he would "die" for his country
> probably has never served in the military or any organized militia
just fucking kill yourself you stupid slav nigger. your opinion isnt valid.
We dont shoot or bomb everything that moves where i come from
>>685109367
European here. I approve of this. Rock on, Texas!
>>685104195
dumb shit.
Kelvin is the metric measurement of thermodynamic temperature
>>685109198
Oh boy
>>685108940
I stated my weight and height to counter any fat jokes that be immediately crossed against me, nothing to flaunt about, hell im not even that strong
>>685108195
Use a microwave to shoot down an F-117
At least I have an actuall eagle on my flag.
>>685109441
I probably should do that
No matter what i do they all just keep coming back
>>685108630
KEK
>>685109367
Just gays and cowboys from there
What are u?
>>685104021
I do not need guns lol
>>685109377
And what is the solution?
>>685109347
Lol, you sound like you like Mexico
>>685109439
>XD
Definitely a europoor, no doubt.
>>685103927
I bowled a maiden over and didn't get arrested for it.
>>685109170having no guns means no self defense. the more guns, the less crime./ because the majority of us are all level headed, one phsyco with a gun can be taken down by a community.
Were United, not divided.
>>685108630
>>685109182
We spend more on our useless shit than your country grosses.
Dont use the N word in every second sentence where i come from.
I'm not an obese manlet who relys on a gun for protection
>>685109607
>having no guns means no self defense
...Against guns.
>>685109578
Pull the police and the welfare and let the problem correct itself.
>>685109414
> arbitrary
just shut your stupid slime mouth. hiding behind women and children and brainwashing them to carry out attacks because the "men" are pussy faggots who get BTFO when face to face. disgusting.
my bmi is under 40
>>685109283
If someone pulls a knife on me they have the intent on doing me bodily harm. Up to and including killing me.
Someone trying to get into my truck uninvited... It could be because of any number of reasons. I count it as attempted high-jacking. Being as heavily regulated as the trucking industry is, its easier for me to pull my weapon and defend myself my load and my truck than just trying (and failing) to explain how i "let something like this happen"
>>685108630
Europoor detected ;))
>>685103927
You mean Euro-cuck, yes? Muslim sympathizers and faggots who pay child support for other mens seed? Disgusting.
>>685109613
Funny thing is I'm unfortunately an American too.
Go fuck yourself.
>>685103927
dont like jews.
>>685109613
It's just though. Shit! Vietnamese rice farmers already confirmed this. Maybe it's time spending money to feed your population. Crimes gonna get a whole lot worse with a country full of starving ducks with no jobs and a huge gun ownership problem
>>685103927
I wish I was an Amerfag
>>685109494
>At least I have an actuall eagle on my flag.
hahahaha just look at these brain dead responses. OH WOW!! AN EAGLE ON THE FLAG!! YOU SURE GOT US THERE!
>>685109698
People who want to rob a bank, rob a store, hurt somebody. will get whatever it takes to do so. meaning a gun wouldn't bee too hard to obtain for your average robber. your average joe doesn't walk into a gun shop and buy a gun legally to rob a bank. most guns used in robberies are untraceable. think about it for more than two seconds before you open your mouth
I'm a waiter and i don't rely on tips for a salary.
>>685103927
I call McDonald's "Maccas", and a gas station a "servo".
>>685108876
>that feel when your country is the only superpower in the world and peasants from countries smaller than your states try to talk shit
kek
>>685103927
Crash this thread with no survives.
>>685109442
Anon said exactly one of those things you fucking child
>>685109601
'Durn it, I ain't got no more ideas for how to make the European feel sad. I know, I'll make fun of their typing habits and style, that'll prove I'm superior!'
When was the last time you heard an American ragging on europe? Never. Wanna know why? We don't give a shit. Wanna know why you give a shit about us? We matter, you don't. Instead of pussyaching about that, why don't you just try and matter more?
>>685109652
"n word" hahahahahahahahahaha awww what did mommy tell u that some words r bad n hurt feelings? aaaah ahahaha omg what fags ITT
Americans are fat.
Americans are egotistical.
Americans are dependent on guns.
Americans breed terrorists in their schools.
Americans are fat.
Americans are rude.
Americans are fat.
What else?
>>685109494
That's a crest and what in the fuck eagle do you know that looks like that
>>685109841
Having no guns circulating, means they are near impossible to obtain. No, your regular bank robber won't get one.
>>685109652
Are you black?
Guns are the only good thing about America.
>>685109698
just because there would be laws against guns doesn't mean guns aren't still in the country, or that people couldn't illegally obtain them, idiot.
>>685109841
And what do you think why it is such easy to get a gun? Where does all these guns come from?
I don't have a McDonalds next to my house
I have a high IQ
I'm not as nationalist as hitler
>>685109715
Yeah, easier to pull a gun because you're incapable of defending yourself otherwise
>>685109652
Ew, what are you some black cock sucking Cuck-lord faggot? "N word," what the fuck is your problem?
>>685109442
>Remember when you sent special forces in Kosovo 1999?
>Remember how they were recked by simple militia formations so hard you had to cover it up.
>That one guy drinking his own piss so he could survive and made a documentary about it
>Fun times
>>685109713
Go kill yourself. You have no fucking idea what you're talking about. I swear every fucking American Mongoloid is brainwashed to think these things. It's a great thing you were there to experience this, right? Your firsthand factual account of course is completely unbiased and based entirely on what exactly happened. I bet you LOVE Fox News, don't you?
>>685109873
Yay something to be proud of a literally useless starving superpower. Just don't fuck with rice farmers and you'll be allright
>>685109673
>With karate i can sidestep bullets
>>685109929
they are hilariously nationalistic . they get offended easily by these jokes, proving their insecurities
>>685109698
Guns, knives, fists, what have you. Guns have historically been called the great equalizer. I'd much rather carry unnecessarily than be at the mercy of a knife wielding thug.
And unlike a gun, carrying a knife isn't a viable method of self defense, as you have to be within knife range to use the thing.
