Waifu Claiming thread
>You waifu/husbando will/has died. How?
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, non-sexual content
>Don't be gay, pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Insult others ruthlessly
>Consider an hero and your streaming options
>Keep RP to a minimum, ERP non-existent. Take it to >>>>/Trash/
>Drink alcohol
Most important: Have fun!
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
>SPIKE
>>685097775
Literally impossible. Only explanation is that 40 years have passed and she is now the Godess of Love. So she no longer appears to mortals unless she chooses to.
Rory claimed
>>685097775
>>685097887
We know, Spike. No need for the caps.
Akiko claimed
>>685097770
I'd have no shame showing myself but we do not pierce the veil. Might as well turn this into a r8 thread and avatarfag with our own faces thread if we do, effectively making this a shittier facebook group chat
>>685097681
The cam was just shaking when I took the shot
>>685097687
It's just a pic, relax~
>>685097714
Too bad he isn't mine~
>>685097715
Most civilized countries cap the drinking age at 21, no?
>Don't be gay
Too late
still here
and
>>685097887
disregard what spike
God, you people irk me.
I'm going for a jog.
What're your guys' thoughts on Kanye West? I personally think he's very good.
>>685098024
Bye<3
>>685098024
Later phone Tats. Enjoy your jog.
>>685097985
Awww damn it its sooo cute
>>685098030
Kanye is a cool guy I like him because he acts like a douche and I think its great
>>685097985
Nope.
Most Euro countries, Australia, Asian countries that count and South Africa all have the legal age as 18. America is the only one that insists on 21.
>>685098030
He WAS very good. As soon as he started Yeezus he went shit. Cant even give his new album away.
>>685097937
Too bad the little bugger isn't mine
We were just delivering him to their owners
Claiming sexiest waifu Korra <3
Kud claim
>Weird ass music ediion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kSm7saCoXQ
>>685098024
Go be healthy Tats!
>>685097775
QOTT Answer:
Probably got lead poisoning from this paint she's always covering herself in.
>>685097775
Claimed
>QOTT
Given my waifu, it might actually be from suicide.
>>685097971
Goddess of Love, eh?
>>685097522
Thats right. Your mine <3
>>685097714
Nice Shie- Oh wait, its gone now....
>
>>685097251
Oh what the hell? I swear you said you had a sister that looked like Mirai once, you probably were drunk you fuckin alcoholic haha and i'm sorry to hear that about your brother
>>685098030
Some would even say, a songbird
>>685097522
oi, if i put ma money whey ma moth wus ya girl would av undreds comin out her soppin cunt
>>685098201
Wow, shoulda kept him
Also claiming
>>685097775
The threads holding her body to this reality broke again, and she returned to Beyond the Boundary.
>>685097937
Huh. I honestly don't remember saying that at all. None of my family are gingers who wear glasses.
>>685097378
You can count on your shipmates to stand guard while you sleep, haha. >>685097522
>some
Haha, of course. They're natural human traits. I don't believe in astrology, though. Ridiculous stuff.
Claiming.
>>685098178
>>685098161
I really enjoy his personality, along with his music. I like all of his albums besides 808's. He's truly one of the best artists of our generation.
>>685098404
808's is the only one I like though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMJIFz2I5eQ
Was Jesus's bag really filled with Math or just nike shoes for his dog?
>>685098161
I saw him again when I went to my niece's birthday party
He grew to be much more cute and beautiful!
>>685098344
I would prefer having him than our current cat
She's in heat and super annoying right now
>>685098178
Seriously? Sweet!
>>685098271
She stated it in the manga, she can take on an aspect of her god when she ascends. Since Love is also related to Death in the way that all things are, she chooses that path in 40 years.
>>685098404
There are better artists out there.
>>685098450
Sup claw
>I mean not claw
>>685098376
Okay I trust you can handle this.
Let me just get one more confirmed kill...
>
Andddd done. Target destroyed.
Off to bed I go now.
>>685098316
>dead
>>685098404
Black Skinhead is an awesome song, the drums get me ready for some action. I have yet to listen to the life of pablo but I heard its okay.
>>685098535
No. Stop. That hurts.
Hit by a train or tripped onto a spike on the fence of her mansion.
So who's being the most autistic person in this thread today?
>>685098535
Jesus's bag was filled with gardening tools hen never uses because that lazy Mexican fuck forgot to come yesterday and my lawn needs landscaping
>>685098576
G...Goodnight, Mili.
>>685098741
Still you
>>685098741
Me.
>>685098535
If you ever turned a toaster over during toasting, would the ducks outside even change color?
>>685098741
Koko, being a literal autist.
>jokes, I love you all
>>685097775
Most likely of old age.
>>685098376
Wouldn't say it's completely ridiculous, while you're right they are human traits it's fun to acknowledge the fact that each one is special.
Horoscopes however are as bullshit as fortune cookies.
>>685098316
>>685098576
Wouldn't want it any other way <3 Night princess.
>>685097714
Let's hope that's the case.
>>685097715
In the past yes there's been some experiences like that. Never ended well however.
>>685097937
yu r a cheeky cunt m8 ya know that? no honor ya bastard
>Best idol claimed
Well, it's time for me to go to bed. If you have to go to sleep at some time, have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu. If you have to go to job or currently at job (Rory?), don't stress out too much. Add me on Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod
And remember my stupid catchphrase, stay genki!
>>685098376
Shit, maybe i was the too drunk one haha, although I swear it was you for some reason. but whatever. I don't have any gingers in my family either, cept my granpa who didn't pass that shit down cept for some patches of my beard
>>685098574
oh yeah cats in heat are annoying af haha
>>685098574
My liquor memory is terrible but I thought you had said you were a girl, Megumin.
>>685098575
There is Kazuki and then there is Claw
Im just drinking my coffee and watching youtube, nothing else going on at the moment
What about you?
>>685098741
I am!
>>685098606
>That's what happens when you flirt with my idol...
>>685098914
Night Beautiful <3
>>685098939
Noight Shiro, don't get triggered in your dreams :^)
>>685098822
Alright, I get it, you have down syndrome. No need to brag about it.
>>685099017
At work, trying to clean some pans and kitchen equipment.
>Fuck dishwasher mechanics
>coming in to fix it on Monday my ass
>>685098741
I cooked a dozen eggs last Monday. And I didn't eat any of them.
It felt good.
>>685098939
Also, I'll try to get on at around 6 AM central time.
>>685099111
No promises.
>>685098956
And she always do her annoying shit when I'm about to sleep
>>685099009
You're right, you have a terrible liquor memory~
>>685099207
Then stop posting and get to work
>>685098914
Are you actually knocking fortune cookies? Those things have changed my life. Take it back Maki
>>685098956
You have a beard? Growing it thick or shaping it? Or is it a neckbeard, kek.
>>685099111
Okay Kud I took a shower and I am feeling like 5x better than before! Thanks. I am gonna hit the bed now night night! <3
>>685099273
Cheers
>Mirai
>>685099273
The former Megumin is a girl.
Now Kongou.
>>685099384
Night Rikka!
I think I'm gonna' follow suit and hit the hay. It's been an interesting night guys, I enjoyed these threads immensely.
>>685099300
I have 1.5 hours to just do that. I got time.
>>685098859
:c
>>685098914
honor is fa da ded m8
>>685099273
that sounds about right, sleep time for humans is fuck time for cats haha
>>685099326
Tryin to grow it thick, definitely staying away form neckbeard haha
>>685099528
Lahey best character
Ah-....
AHHHHH HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA
AAAHHH HAAA HAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA
AAAAAAHHH HAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAAA
guess what game im playing
Wooo bed time for people. Is waifu going to slow down, now?
Can i stop lurking?
>>685099985
ff10?
and the worst cutscene ever?
>>685099936
Here here! He's my idol!! And yeah, got myself a good one around 3 inches, been thinking about cutting it for no reason but...I don't like having a baby face hah.
https://youtu.be/LFVaH0E9X3s
>>685099384
>>685099770
Good night you two, sleep well.
>>685100023
Let me pretend to leave so the 'cool kids' can show up
also, yes...
Except I dont have my streaming buddy to insult every aspect of the game with me to make it more fun
>>685099528
That made me chuckle~
>>685099740
I see
>>685099384
>>685099770
Goodnight you two qt's~
>>685099936
Exactly~
I ordered a bottle of Lagavulin 16 years the other week, can you tell me your thought on this if you ever drank it?
>>685100182
Has nothing to do with who's leaving, just so long as it's slower
Unless it's you spike, that one matters.
>>685100280
>>685100147
Lahey is badass, and I haven't measured mine, but I feel you on the baby face, I look like a straight up toddler without my facial hair haha
>two shots my ass
>>685100234
Can't say i've ever had it, what kinda alcohol is it? I mean I'm sure its good so i'd drink it
>>685100234
Making my mouth water. I haven't had a good scotch like that in a year. I had a double shot neat when I got it in NM, and it was fucking brilliant. No comparison.
Sorry for breaking in there, but I love that scotch. Expensive as hell though. I wasnt really looking at prices at that point.
>>685100559
Hi person who just pops out to bitch about people.
How're you doing today?
Sorry my only responding to one person and saying bye to one more doesn't count as lurking to you.
>>685100752
Her two shots are what I put in my coffee. Good woman. A friend of mine had to cut all his off for some sort of gas-mask fitting and I laughed hard. It's like you lose half of your face.
>>685100752
I dunno yet, it hasn't arrived yet~ see>>685100794
>>685100794
Oooh~ I can't wait for it to arrive! I should get it in 2 days~
>
>>685100794
Oh shit, that sounds good
>>685101013
Oh yeah, shes a keeper for sure haha, and a gas mask fitting? the hell?
>lose half your face
exaaactly, I feel like I lose a lil homie
>>685101164
2 DAYS TILL TURN UP thats gonna be awesome haha
>>685100838
Even the way you talk is fucking annoying.
>>685101265
Glad to know you like it so much.
I do it just for you, babe.
married
>>685101265
>>685100234
Do want. Could probably buy a bottle. Cheaper than mine, South Island 23 year old single malt
>World whiskey day hooooo
>>685100794
90 dollars here isnt an expensive scotch.
>>685101385
Blow me.
>>685101359
>>685101419
>>685101419
wow, you're shipping yourself with someone, hehe funny xd
>>685101419
split second faster
Told ya.
>>685101419
No.
>>685101512
>xd
stop
>>685101524
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR ARMS
>>685101419
Thank you for saving me from spider desu.
>>685101557
Hah.
>>685101512
Why would I want to ship myself with Shizuru anyways?
>>685101557
I'm an adult
>>685101625
Perspective.
>>685101718
fuck off
>>685101164
It's hard to describe aged scotch, already but...everything you don't like about whisky was lost in Lag 16yr. The bitterness is replaced with some sort of fruit/clean/minor spice flavor, and the actual main of the taste was just full and wonderful. Highly satisfying. Please send some. I'll give you anything.
>>685101218
Don't ask me about my friends. You think I'M strange? Hah. And it IS good. It's wonderful in fact. But way too rich, I'm a till paying off that trip kek.
>>685101421
It doesn't cost $90 where I am. Costs $55+. Even more if you're ordering it per glass. I consider anything over $30 to be "expensive" because I don't make alot and if I'm drinking $60 of liquor, I'm gonna have gallons of it.
>>685101836
Woo, so cold to your new waifu desu.
Kidding.
>>685101980
You first.
>>685101836
Not as long as your living with me.
>>685101836
There's perspective then there's fucked up
that was fucked up
Kat claimed
>>685101421
It looks great! How expensive is it?>>685101218
Yeah, expect drunk shitposting soon~
>>685101982
Firstly, how would I send you some?
Secondly, what would I get out of it~?
I can't wait to finally drink it!
>have to post on mobile, Internet is shit today
>>685102082
Yeaaa i'll participate with a joke if it's funny. That one is rather meh.
>>685101982
I drink for experience, not quantity. Why kill yourself with shit when you can partake in awesome for longer?
>my south island have me like
>
>>685102260
About half as expensive more than the Lagavulin.
>Rory-sama
>>685102263
I must be a pretty funny joke if you keep replying to me.
Hey guys
>>685102391
Next bottle I buy if I find some then~
BTW, are clan mech worth it? Thinking about grinding for a a timberwolf
>Megumin
>>685102106
I don't see it.
>>685101524
Nearest hand should be larger for perspective. It's far too small compared to her head.
>>685101982
Oh for real? shit how expensive was it?
>>685102260
I look forward to it haha
Britfag Maki Claim
Good morning /waifu/
Hope I wasn't too embarrassing yesterday
>>685103090
I didn't see anything yesterday, so you should be fine by me.
>Too busy dodging mods
What did you do?
>>685102260
In a glass, preferably. Neat. I'm not sure. What does an explosion mage want?
>>685102277
Kek you're triggering me. I drink for the experience, too, but I also drink every night. I drink rum. Cpt. Morgan 100 or Kraken to be exact. Daily. They get me where I need to be, and I love their flavor. Im also a mixologist. Grab me any sugar liquor you can find. Any. I'll build a quality drink combo out of it.
If I want a break from that. If I want to feel fancy, I'll buy something fancy. But I can't afford fancy things and I don't like snobs who talk about how fancy liquor is best. I'm not some high school bitch boy drinking flavored piss water or Taaka out a fucking Solo Cup, but I'm definitely not some asshole sitting at home alone drinking $300 worth of Scotch each and every week.
Liquor will be my death. I've already decided. But it won't be good liquor, oh no. It'll be MY liquor. The liquor that's helped me through hard times and bad times. I'd rather go out on a bottle of Jack than some high class shit that I can't even pronounce.
>>685103090
Hey qt~ I slept 2 hours then woke up at midnight.
You weren't embarrassing at asll~
>>685102947
So am I!
>>685102603
Timbies are the single strongest mech in the game. So versatile. So strong in an alpha. Laser vom is 2 large pulse, 5 er mediums. Splat is 4 srm6, 4 small pulse. Dakka is 2 uac10, 3 er med. Gauss is 1 gauss, 2 large pulse. They are considered by the top units as the first heavy you should ever buy. Use the steam DLC if you can and get that timbie. 83 kms in a mech with a 72 alpha and jump jets is fucked.
>TL:DR ALL OF THE YES
>>685097775
What's always confused me about these threads is the instruction to post fitting, non-sexualized content-- and it's not the non-sexualized part, it's the definition of fitting.
What, in the context of these threads, is fitting content, why is it never described anywhere (other than that it is not oversexualized)?
>>685102947
Well apparently it's not. So we can just all go out and buy some.
Morning guys.
>>685103216
drunk again, went to the pub to watch the soccer and we lost so I was drunk and sad, this was late night though.
>>685103311
ouch~
I couldn't sleep until 5AM, which worried me because when I'm drunk I usually always sleep like a rock, it's now 10AM running off 5 hours sleep but no hangover so can't complain I guess
>>685103245
Dont get me wrong. Drinking nothing but the expensive stuff gets boring, so I tend to drink most things anyway. But the expensive scotches are my preference.
>I have tasted the scotch that wont be exported
>nothing compares.
>>685103245
>triggered
>>685103311
two days yeah? I'll mark it. gonna have to get a nice toast goin haha
>>685103479
I ain't made of money man, you know my budget choices haha
Goodnight cuties! I gotta hit it, Sleep well :)
>>685103245
You mean, like a pic~?
An explosion mage wants to rule the world
Can you help me in my mission?
>I also love me some cheap-ish scotch I have an empty bottle on my bed structure thingy
>>685103318
Damn ahah
Imma grind this game so hard just to get that timbie~
>>685103581
Good morning~
>>685103609
That's a relief!
Expect drunk shitposting from me in a few days~
>You might not be awake tho
>>685103704
I might even get it tomorrow~
>I'm really excited, that's my first bottle over 100$
See ya and sleep well qt~
>>685103958
I've never seen you get offline before me. Goodnight to you, Rum 'n Koko.
>>685097775
>was so excited for sleep because didn't sleep last night
>fell asleep at 8 and only slept for 4 hours
>im not really sleepy anymore
this is depressing
>>685103581
Morning lie
>>685104005
>Rule the world
Hold the fuck up. That's MY job.
>>685104126
Welcome to life.
>>685104005
This is the rare chance Ill say that the Syeam DLC to get a timbie is worth it.
Use that MC to get a clan wolf warhorn and wreck shit with +30% cbill bonus. And the timbie is pretty much a tier 1 mech as you buy it.
>>685104177
Look whos talking.
>>685104005
Howdy Megumeme.
Whelp I just got cancer from 12 yr old destiny players tbagging
Tell my wife I said "fuck you"
clmd
>>685103677
Lucky lucky. I'll stick with my poor man's drink for now.
>>685104005
I can't taste a pic!
I would be obliged to if we became drinking buddies.
>>685103387
The rules dont matter
>>685104005
hope I'm here for the explosive posting~
>>685104386
They somewhat do!
>>685104352
>tell my wife i said "fuck you"
dont be mean to me im not in the mood.
>>685104257
aaaaaaaa
>>685104005
Cheapish scotch is good for mixed drinks. The Famous Grouse and Butterscotch Schnapps is pretty good. But really sweet if you don't get it right.
>>685104352
What's your main?
>>685104126
I only got to sleep 2 hours~
Life is depressing
>>685104257
Looks like we are rivals...
>if dubs I become ruler
>if not, I abandon the idea of ruling
>>685104296
Will do~
I love my Raven 3L
>Only mech I own
>If I didn't sell it like an idiot
>>685104316
Not much, just listening to some music~
How are you?
>
>>685104362
I'd definitely drink with you!
But y'know... Distance and whatnot
>>685104490
I hope you'll be here~
>>685103581
Morning Homura
>>685104126
'Morning anyways. What were you excited about? I think i missed that part.
>>685103387
Varies depending on waifu. Some aren't particularly sexual.
Others can't help but be sexual.
I believe that's what the rule is referencing.
>>685104685
I did 1k damage in a 3L
Pic related
Yes, it is mine. I have Ravens mastered.
>>685104630
Whats wrong?
>>685104675
Hunter
>>685104619
It's the internet. No they don't.
>>685104685
Woke up not too long ago and its cold asf to what it usually is here. Was listening to new albums.
>>685104765
Ayy I heard you got married.
>>685104685
Pfft. Distance means nothing between friends. Sanae, Koko, (ithink)Spike, and I are drinking buddies. Even Mili joins us on occasion.
>>685104849
Gunslinger?!
>>685104865
What? To Tats? Pretty sure Tats doesn't like me.
Was playing along because it was amusing at the moment, but nah. I'm good.
How're you doing?
>>685104849
>asks what's wrong
>no insults
Hold up wait a minute
>>685104685
>dubs decide
Where's the fun in that? I was looking forward in battling you...
>>685104861
Nothing starts out with no rules.
>>685104988
Yup
Chain of woe/Trance masterrace
>>685105090
Oh shit I fucked up
>>685105010
You still married him and what matters is that you can get his money before forcing him to a divorce. I'm doing fine I think... other than the fact that I was planning to study right after breakfast and yet i'm here.
>>685104675
I tried some Johnnie Walker Red Label... I really didn't like it
Black label is good for me tho
>>685104824
>1 team damage
How dare you? D:
I usually end up doing 450 damage
I suck at this game but I love it~
>>685104865
I see.. I didn't try new song lately
Why not show me some~?
>>685104885
Fuck it, we're drinking whenever I get this bottle~
>>685105090
You kidding me? You're a mech
I don't wanna die ;-;
>>685104765
oh i got sponsored for drifting
>>685104849
feel super out of it today, im exhausted
>butcantsleep
make me tea and touch my head.
>>685105215
Here. Have me in my urbie.
How's this?
https://youtu.be/DcoVWjKvV_M
>>685105212
>yet i'm here
Know the feeling. Waifu is laifu it seems.
>>685105307
Oh yeah. Saw something about that. Do you ...work(?) today?
>>685105307
The hell did you do?
>>685105180
You... actually care? About Hotaru?
>>685105215
Dammit! I was looking forward to use my missiles again...
>>685105362
>Urbie
Fan of ballistic weapons?
I tried to get 2 AC/20 once, I had a blast
>in my cockpit
>>685105457
>missiles
>
>>685105180
It's good to see there are still quality players facing off against the shitstorm that is overpowered classes. I don't miss Destiny. But I loved it while I played it.
>>685105215
>all that peat/ like drinking a barbeque
Cheers, m8. Black label is best girl. At least, better than Red or Blue labels.
>>685105215
Let me know. Like I said, I trinke every night.
>>685104685
>want some thighs qt?
>>685105215
Do you like electronic? Found this artist yesterday and i'm loving his works, reminds me a lot of Flying Lotus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF1KKsNU4yU
>>685105388
Claiming Homu is just as important as studying, if not more.
>>685105388
kinda, I gotta go shop around for a new car to build.
so i'm basically gonna get dragged to every junkyard and car sales place to look at chassis all day by my dad
which is exciting
>butmybodywontmove.
>>685105398
I couldn't sleep last last night, so i stayed up till like 8pm today then slept for like 4 hours and woke up all shitty feeling and scared
and now i can't go back to sleep
>>685105634
Im a fan of the fact that its a joke mech. I load it with 4 machine guns and 2 er larges. Cant really fit anything else on for the tonnage.
Anyway, 5am? Heck no.
Goodnight e-body. It was fun.
>>685105904
See ya.
>H
>>685105757
I don't think i've ever seen someone but me even claim someone from the same universe as my waifu
I'm not too worried about claiming, but shit posting is of the highest priority.
>>685105762
Sounds interesting.
Have fun i suppose lol
>>685105634
I'll find another target for my Macross Missile Massacre then.
>Technology is so good
>>685105904
Night night princess
>>685105147
Never said there were no rules
I said they dont matter
>>685105709
>Blue labels
I thought those were the best Johnnie Walker had to offer...
I'll let you know~
>>685105735
>Thigh for a thigh
>>685105757
I'll let you know my thoughts in an hour~
>so far so good
>>685105881
It looks so ugly~
I prefer the king crab as a joke mech
>at least you can be decent
>>685106011
Good night qt~
>>685106011
Technology is great at killing~
>>685105881
what game is that?
>hotaru
steal
>>685105994
But that's why it's so important for you to claim her, you need to spread the word about her series.
>>685106123
Glad you're liking it so far, it only kept getting better for me after the start!
>>685106212
too early
