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floppy dongs
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>>685088487
Fuck off
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Yeehaw.
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no u
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>>685088646
Home for the semester, ain't played none recently.
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I believe that after putting another man's dick in your mouth you should be striped of human rights and treated as cattle.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpQNivVikwQ
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Goodnight fags
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>>685088715
exciting times ahead for the melee world. Multi-million dollar tournaments when
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>>685088715
>ain't played none recently.
I bet your skills are now gravy.
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>strumming so hard you fling your pick across the room and can't find it
god fucking dammit

>>685088721
Hot.

>>685088818
We are so fucking esports now.

>>685088844
I still practice occasionally but I've been doing more other shit. Dark souls, gungeon, guitar.
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>>685088912
>>685088818
sup
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>>685088938
my boy leff is taking goml tbh
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>>685088938
>god fucking dammit
Haha
>Hot.
Yeah, bitch

I got bored of dark souls, id play guitar more if I knew id actually get better.
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>>685089049
I dunno dude he didn't look so hot at eglx
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>>685088977
I see, never thought of it personally, glad you guys can make it work, although I do hear it's not too uncommon in the gay world, anyways hope your trip to germany is fun and grats on the anniversary
>>685089045
nm hbu?
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>>685089045
stressing out got my exam in exactly an hours and 30 minutes but at the same time i've accepted it. Watsup with you

>>685089110
were you watching live when mango defeated hbox?
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>>685089104
Yeah mechanically dark souls 3 is the best of the series but I think I'm too good at the PvP at this point to find it interesting. Or, well, it's so simple compared to melee. That's the bigger problem.

I'm still a terrible guitarist, but singing without any other sound feels wrong to me.

>>685089237
Dude me and my boy legit hugged for a gay amount of time when it happened
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>>685088721
Careful with that, some of us fags are into that from time to time.

>>685088759
Good night!

>>685089224
Thanks for the well wishes, I hope all is well with you as well.
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>>685089288
the savior of melee. Even though I like watching hbox play more everyday
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>>685089419
He's really fucking good.
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>>685089224
>>685089237
Not much. Just watching Vikings and eating cereal
>>685089401
How're you this fine evening?
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>>685089618
so waddup

>>685089759
what cereal?
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>>685089401
thank you, I appreciate it, big changes may be coming soon so it means a lot lol
>>685089759
what is this vikings show you speak of, I've heard you mention it a few times now
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>>685089802
I'm watching the end of Josey Wales, singing, and talking about star wars on /k/. I really live the most amazing life.
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>>685089401
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>>685089759
Now that I have netflix I can't think of what I'd want to watch as far as a movie goes.
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>>685090031
i can only relate to the singing part. What're you singing?
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>>685090116
watch a tv series
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>>685090205
ITAOTS. The entire album. Sometimes I sit in my room and pretend to be jeff mangum.
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>>685090116
watch boogie nights
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>>685089759
I'm doing quite well, although I'm having another one of my insomniac episodes and I get hornier as I get more tired. Yourself?

>>685089906
Are they the sort of big changes that you can elaborate upon? Please do tell!

>>685089314
>>685090053
You really know how to make a tired man wake up. I bet it feels nice to slide along that magical basketball shorts fabric between those nice cheeks of yours.
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>>685090285
the /mu/ posterchild album? Never got into it is it that good?
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>>685090362
You would fit right?
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>>685089802
Corn pops. I'd prefer cinnamon toast crunch but I ran out of that
>>685089906
Historical drama centered around the life of viking king Ragnar Lothbrok. It's pretty good. It helps that Travis Fimmel and Alexander Ludwig are gorgeous to look at.
>>685090116
Watch Hannibal
>>685090362
Doing fine myself. Doing anything right now?
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>>685090362
well, I'm taking a trip out to the midwest in july, I want to possibly move out there soon as living out on the east coast is a tad expensive for me, I may just say fuck school and live out there full time, take up school once I make up some money or something, but for the moment I'm just finding myself not happy in the east, I feel the need to do something drastic ya know?
>>685090597
is this an hbo series or something? because it sounds like one
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>>685090500
no it's just a sparklehorse wannabe
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>>685090597
cinammon toast crunch is the patrician choice
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>>685089288
pvp is "hit hit dodge" its boring.

>>685089401
shut up
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>>685090500
I don't post on /mu/ so let's act like I'm objective here: it's one of the best indie albums of all time.
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>>685090745
you're not very good if you think that. Rolling is extremely punishable in 3.
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>>685090719
never heard them either

>>685090776
not much into Indie but i'll give it a listen someday
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>>685090719
suck my dick david

>>685090895
If you don't enjoy man whining into a microphone with a guitar music you won't like it.
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>>685090694
Oddly enough, no. It airs on the History Channel even though it looks like a premium cable show.
>>685090736
Well of course. Only the most refined gentlemen can see the cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite
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>>685091012
if the beat is good I'll enjoy it for sure
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>>685090776
/mu/ is garbage but they're right to praise that album
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>>685090597
>>685090251
I just decided to go with bobs burgers.
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>>685090895
It's really not good, and not just because it's memecore. It's just incredibly boring and unimaginative. It's trying to be deep and profound but comes off as pretentious and cliche.
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>>685090597
Reading, writing, watching cartoons, jerking off, looking at pornogaphy, planning out things to draw, flirting, and smoking a cigarette, all simultaneously.

>>685090694
I've been there, my friend. I would have never figured myself out if I hadn't just taken the plunge and gone where the winds of fate took me over the years.

>>685090553
I could try. My dick is about eight inches, and thick. I'm told it can be a bit much. Why don't you show me your tight little hole and let me be the judge of that?

>>685090745
No, you shut up. How's your night going?

>>685091164
HI RILEY!
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>>685091012
it's true though
and indie isn't a genre you fuckhead
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>>685091329
hello, haven't seen you in forever, how are you mate?
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>>685090854
That is what it comes down to, if you can hit someone once with any weapon they are stunned once and you can hit them again and after the second hit you break out of it if you mash B.

Unless its a magic fight then its Dodge dodge dodg dodge dodge dodge dodge and the first tactic once the mage is out of magic.
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>>685091297
i mean all I listen to is cloud rap so Im used to that
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>>685091162
odd sounds like something hbo'd do
>>685091167
that's a pretty good one, also watch always sunny if you haven't already seen it
>>685091329
thank you for saying that, It makes me feel a lot better lol
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>>685091163
listen to the title track
if you like the title track you'll like the rest in all likelihood

>>685091164
seriously one of the worst boards on 4chan

>>685091354
no it's not
it is a genre although I don't think it's a terribly useful genre distinction, musical genres are pretty arbitrarily defined anyway

>>685091297
you have no idea how to criticize music do you

>>685091454
well yeah you can't combo past 2 hits in most instances since that would be somewhat broken
but you can just read the inevitable roll out of hitstun and punish it with a fast attack
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>>685091587
I think it might actually be the worst
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I'd honestly rather listen to Daniel Johnston. He doesn't have a very good voice, but at least his songs actually have something to them.

>>685091477
Listen to good music. And watch Casablanca.

>>685091587
Unimaginative, boring, cliche, pretentious, are these not criticisms?
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>>685091587
okay ill do that sometime
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>>685091420
I'm fantastic! Sorry that I've been away for so long, I promise that it wasn't anything anyone here said. I've just been super busy. And I'm about to be gone for almost a month again, due to a trip to Germany. How are you?
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I assume this isn't a gfur thread and is just a circle jerk thread correct with minor dicks included?
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>>685091587
Poise would fix that but they took out poise so fags have a chance and make the game one dimentional
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>>685091716
i've listened to good music it gets boring after a while. Sometimes i just need a swedish boy rapping about how he ran out of arizona iced tea
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>>685091740
how has life been in the mean time?
I'm ok, I've had a kinda good and kinda shitty semester so far, but thankfully it's almost over
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>>685091696
it actually might be

>>685091716
They are criticisms, but they are empty criticisms without context, based on how you subjectively feel about the music, unrelatable to an audience. You don't discuss composition or lyricism anywhere. It's vapid.

>>685091798
Hyper armor replacing poise was an excellent decision. Have you tried using strength weapons?
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>>685091806
I only ever listen to good music, not garbagecore.
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>>685091167
Good choice
>>685091329
All good stuff I see
>>685091420
Sup
>>685091526
I was surprised the channel that brought us Ancient Aliens created a series that's Game of Thrones with buff Germanic dudes.
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>>685091988
not even /v/ is that bad
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>>685091993
you should try it you might like it
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>>685092059
not much, just playing roller coaster tycoon. how are you?
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>>685091329
Dont talk to me you stupid kunt.
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also stop bullying /mu/ please
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>>685092059
lol that does sound unlikely
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>>685091329
I think I'm horny enough that I'd just slide back on it.
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>>685091988
Im not using str weapons to be some gutz/giantdad memer faggot.
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>>685092196
only when they stop being awful
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>>685091587
an arbitrary definition is not a lack of a definition you dilettente
independent music is a genre like popular music is a genre
which is to say that it's not a genre at all
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>>685092387
did they like something you don't like?
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>>685091526
Glad to be of service, GroGro.

>>685091773
It is a circle jerk. What isn't a circle jerk in this life?

>>685091981
It's been pretty lovely, I started selling collectibles on eBay a while back and it's going great, my D&D group is about to face this storyarc's Big Bad, and I'm about to be an uncle for the first time. Life's pretty exciting right now.

>>685092059
It sure is.
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>>685091988
The context is the context of music. Literally all music criticism is subjective. Literally 100% of criticism for anything related to the creation of a work of art is subjective. You're an actually stupid person. I don't know which is worse, the fact that you're an actually stupid person or the fact that you're too stupid to see that you're an actually stupid person.

>>685092105
I disagree.
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>>685092076
typically, boards get worse as they get bigger: this has happened on /b/ (obviously), /v/, /pol/, it's even starting to happen on /k/, but /mu/ is an extremely bizarre exception to that rule of a board that as far as I can tell started terrible and hasn't changed since. I personally attribute it to the unbelievably subjectivity of music; very few people are capable of discussing it in a remotely informed way whereas with video games you can at least point to objective, inarguable reasons you think something is shit. Looking at you, every console game.

>>685092196
Absolutely not.

>>685092279
Then you're missing out on how poise works now. Poise, in the form of hyper armor, occurs during startup frames of heavy weapons. This is how they've been made viable—they trade with light weapons and obviously do more damage, which forces dex characters to choose attack timings more intelligently.

>>685092464
This isn't even worth having an argument about. See pic.
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>>685092521
yeah, they were shit the times I went there, so I stopped going
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>>685092598
If you were a more clever man, james, you'd be able to point to observable facts that explain your subjective opinion. That is how proper criticism works. You didn't do that. I'll give you another chance though.
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mornin sunshines
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Give me your sex
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>>685092598
i can respect that

>>685092640
why are they bad?

>>685092667
so it's automatically shit? Man i've been studying philosphy and that a composition fallacy
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No
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>>685092640
There isnt any poise at all now. If you count that stupid L1 kneel thing with certain weapons yeah, but thats fucking dumb.
Its a shitty downgrade from 1 and somehow worse than 2.
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aroooooo
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>>685092251
Well then, I certainly wouldn't stop you. That's a nice ass you've got there, and I bet you'd be really eager, but I'd be a tight fit. We'd have to go slow. Slow and deep. I prefer it missionary style, so that I can see all of those little facial expressions, and so that I can use my mouth while I fuck.
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>>685092590
haha thank you again, you've done a lot for me
>>685092856
me too
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>>685092590
sounds pretty great man, congrats on becoming an uncle


>>685092640
I think that might actually be the reason for it, it makes perfect sense. What's happened with /k/, I've never really been there

>>685092856
no

>>685092917
you can't go there and have a proper discussion about music, therefore it's shit. Although, that may have changed somewhat in the years since I went, I highly doubt that though
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>>685092640
it's not an argument
I am correcting you
because you were incorrect
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>>685092852
What's up neffer

>>685092917
See my reply to Riley. Or, you know, what Fool is doing right now. The userbase has an extremely difficult time discussing their hobby in a way that's actually accurate or even representative of the product they're looking at. They might have an instinct for music but there's no proper lexicon for conversing about ti.

>>685092997
No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about hyper armor frames during the startup of normal R1 attacks. Pick up an ultra greatsword and play with it a little bit.

>>685093167
/k/ is still alright. More people use it than used to. Any community that accelerates beyond dunbar's number is going to have problems.
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>>685093159
Yes!
>>685093167
please?!
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>>685093291
I sure was.
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>>685093167
it did you can now have proper discussion about music. As proper as you can get on 4chan.

>>685093302
I mean its 4chan memes and shitposting is bound to happen its just relating to music instead
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>>685093302
No, the game is stupid and boring. Ive stopped playing it.
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>>685093159
You're too sweet. I hope it all works out for you.

>>685093167
Thank-you, I'm really excited about it. I always knew that my 30th would be a good year for me, but things are just stellar and I am beyond words.
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>>685093302
Not much. Chillin

Got my Prequel merchandise today, which is nice. I don't need to buy new shirts for a little while longer now
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>>685093327
how're you mr. chicken?
>>685093578
thanks, I need it
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>>685093449
If I go to /v/ and ask for an explanation of what makes a game good or bad, I will get precise mechanical details, plot and aesthetic critiques, as well as memes and shitposting. If I go to /k/ and asks what makes a gun good or bad I will get precise mechanical details, performance benchmarks, torture tests, etc. If I go to /mu/ and ask what makes a song good or bad, I will only get the memes and shitposting. There is no understanding of composition on even the most basic level. At best you get someone who can discuss the lyrics. God forbid you ask someone on /mu/ to critique an instrumental piece.

>>685093489
Well alright then.

>>685093615
I didn't know prequel had merchandise.
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>>685093083
Fuck had to let it go down a bit. I'd let you do whatever you wanted. No guarantees that I wouldn't pull you in and grind my hips on you though.
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>>685092764
The observable facts of they fail to capture any sort of emotional depth in their songs? Proper criticism is based entirely on the subjective, are you seriously that fucking dense that you don't understand that criticism of the arts is entirely based upon how the critic responds to the work?

Here are some observable facts, the song lyrics are uninspired and derivative, the music is uninspired and derivative, the album fails to reach a level beyond "this is music for stupid college kids who want to think they're intelligent and refined in their music tastes."

Here's one more observable fact, you are literally, not figuratively, stupid and it would be better for the world as a whole if you were to kill yourself. We'd all feel a great sense of relief knowing one more idiot was gone.
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>>685093302
see /x/ that board was destroyed for the same reason

>>685093327
ok, maybe

>>685093449
I hardly believe that, and I have no interest in returning

>>685093578
so tell me about your Germany trip, why did you decide you want to go there?
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>>685093794
Have you unlocked the butch lesbean?
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>>685093969

no i bought the illidan face for The Bald instead
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>>685093851
thats because music is a lot more subjective than that.

>>685093942
fair enough
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>>685093686
Well good, if not a little sleepy. And you good Mr. Groden? How farest thee?
>>685093942
I'll make you some coffee and we can talk about our dreams...
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>>685093926
I appreciate the sterling example you've given for what I'm explaining to self right now.

>>685093942
To be fair, and this is entirely my own bias, I wouldn't expect much from an occultist board anyway.
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>>685093851
It was an indiegogo thing. It's why the comic hasn't updated since February or whatever. He's been shipping like several thousand shirts or something

I got 3 shirts, a million clover pins, a tote bag, a bunch of stickers, some playing cards, some postcards, some candy with weird katia faces on it and like idk its like a poster, but made of cloth
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>>685094027
I bet everyone thinks you're badass now when they see who they're killed by.
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>>685094195

i certainly am a terrifying individual when i shoot people in the skull through walls
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>>685094146
I'm pretty sleepy, having another weekly crisis about not knowing where my life is going, planning my trip to see lemon in july, all fun things.
being 20 sucks so far
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>>685093852
That's a tasty-looking cock. I am flexible enough to suck and fuck at the same time, although I prefer it when I get to see a guy whimper and cum all over himself when I pound it out of him. Do you think that you can handle it?
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>>685094260
Id call you a scripter for being a bitch.
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>>685094076
It's possible to talk about subjective things using objective language. For example, one of my major criticisms of early hip hop artists is the relative dearth of content in their beats—you had record scratching and a handful of repeated samples throughout a track that didn't vary and become monotonous. Now, the part where I say it's monotonous is subjective—some people might be so engrossed in lyricism that the relative simplicity of the other content isn't an issue. But my criticism there was predicated on an observable fact about the piece. See the difference between that and what Fool is doing/what generally occurs on /mu/?

>>685094166
Can you still get them?
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>>685094310
I've been there and don't worry, just keep keepin on. Have some fun.
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>>685094380

The Bald gave up his human eyes for demonsight, he can see his enemies hot red blood through walls, and he desires it.
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>>685094468
this is too much for me right now I have to go do an exam I appreciate the thought

cya
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some people like stuff, and it's cool, and some people don't like stuff, and that's also cool
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>>685094532
You get a , "MEH" from me.
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>>685094624
Bye.
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>>685094146
sounds good, though I've forgotten the two dreams I had recently

>>685094148
/x/ used to have a lot of decent OC stories, now it's all skinwalkers, tulpas and tarot readings
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>>685094726

The last vocalization your shattered cranium will make, due to my bullets.
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>>685094468
I dunno, email Kazerad.
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>>685092138
Doing pretty good.
>>685092226
Not that I'm complaining. I get my fix of sexy men driving axes into the skulls of inferior men.
>>685092590
>>685094358
Oh my.
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>>685094358
Oh fuck yeah, I want you to fuck me until I can't be quiet anymore, then I want you to keep going until I explode all over myself. Also you have me licking pre cum, I never do that.
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>>685094804
Shut up, bitch.
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>>685093942
I'm going to a wedding with my husband, and we're treating it like our honeymoon/one year wedding anniversary trip and taking in the sights while we're there. This is a good opportunity to see an old friend at her wedding, and I get to see where my grandparents grew up, and where they ran to during the war. It's a win-win-win situation. I've never been outside of the country, other than to Canada and I suppose Hawaii is basically out of the country, even if it is a state.

>>685093686
You can tell me whatever else you need, I'm a friendly guy. It'll all be alright.
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>>685094509
thanks I appreciate it, saying things like is usually a sign I need to go to sleep, so I'm gonna do that, goodnight bradford and chicken and everyone else
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>>685094845
got any plans for today?
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>>685094830
If I can't just open a store page and type in my credit card info I'm not working that hard.

>>685094757
I find it all terribly unbelievable. Creepypasta doesn't do much for me. I miss when I used to scare easily.
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>>685094920
I don't really have much else honestly haha, that's about it for the moment
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>>685094757
I had a strangely lucid dream about someone trying to sell me my own furniture last night. and sadly yes, /x/ a shit now
>>685094931
G'night Groden
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>>685095016
you don't get delicious katia candy then
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>>685094684
no!
that's not okay
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>>685093361
You do realize you've set your parameters so wide that you can now make a comparison between two completely unrelated bands that play in two completely unrelated genres, right?

>>685094148
Have you ever even read any form of actual criticism written by an actual critic? I have. I have several books on my shelf right now I can pull out and quote where the criticism is literally a subjective reaction to the work being criticized.

Here' let's look at an historical example of criticism, one that sits rather close to home with me. In the 1970s Hilton Kramer wrote an article, a work of art criticism, entitled A Mandarin Pretending to be a Stumblebum. In it he declared that the late work of Philip Guston was simply a crude attempt at naivete and completely failed to convey any sort of emotional or artistic depth, basically that they were failures. Yet Guston's late work was also understood and seen by other critics (Harold Rosenberg notably lauded the late works) and other artists as profound expressions of freedom and emotion.

Are you saying that only one of these two critics are right? That either the detractors or supporters were incorrect?
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>>685094910

Omae wa mo shindeiru.
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>>685095147
I really just wanted a t shirt.
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>>685094978
Might play some civ 5 after a few episodes of vikings
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>>685094845
Oh my, indeed.

>>685094931
>>685095021
Well you know I'm lurking if I'm not posting, so keep me updated. Good night, Groden!
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>>685095269
What
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Wow... Just like that, as soon as I show up I'm ready to crash...
Goodnight everyone.
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>>685095164

it really is unfortunate that some people have opinions and also that other people have opinions too.

>>685095334
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>>685095247
Believe me, I'm aware that the genre definition is extraordinarily wide. I was just arguing that it's in fact a genre.

No. What I'm saying is that both critics should be explaining what exactly about the art supports their argument in favor of or against it. If they're not doing that, the criticism is not worthwhile. It ought to be descriptive as well as judgmental.
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>>685094920
well, it sounds like it'll be a great trip

>>685094931
bye bye

>>685095016
I guess that's just down to you personally not liking the content, but it noticeably went down hill however many years ago

>>685095041
bizarre dream
do you still browse /x/?

>>685095274
how many episodes you got left?


>>685095358
gnight, catcha around
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>>685095405
Kiss my ass
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>>685095271
They're pretty comfy

If I was richer I would have gotten the 9-foot wall mural thing so I could wear it as a toga
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>>685095507

no, not until you've calmed down.
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>>685094891
I like when guys do that. It turns me on. And I'd like to taste your precum on your tongue when I stick mine into your mouth to quiet you. Moan, scream, pant all you want, your sex noises will only make me fuck you harder.
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>>685095446
I believe you. I'm not terribly into tons of other things that there exist 4chan boards for but generally speaking, the quality of all is inversely proportional to the number of users.

>>685095550
togas are fucking cool

man now I'm having that "I will never be a roman senator" feel again goddammit
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>>685095733
It's okay you can still have a toga party
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>>685095633
I want you to go at me like an animal. Turn me over and pull my ass up and push me past the point of shaking.
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>>685095579
Go eat shit.
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>>685095733
that is correct, personally I believe /po/ is the best board,largely due to it being so incredibly slow and the user-base being minuscule
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>>685095899
Has the person who drew this ever seen toes? Like, does he not have any?
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>>685095959

i will not be doing that either, even if you calm down.
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>>685095446
I'm hoping that it will. I will admit that I'm a tad bit nervous about the whole thing, both of our German is really rusty and I've never been there, although he has, so there is that.
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>>685095899
It's going to be a bring your own vinum event. After we're all drunk we'll practice some good old fashioned roman "it's only gay if you're catching" faggotry.

>>685095985
I'm not sure I agree. If a board is too small it's going to be bereft of content. There's a middle ground to be found somewhere.
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>>685096053
dunno
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>>685096226
Shut up, kunt.
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>>685095405
it's just that their opinions are full of incorrect information
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>>685095953
I'll pick you right up off the bed by your hips and fuck you while I'm standing. You won't be touching the ground. Either help me by bouncing those hips, or help me by going limp so that I can continue to do whatever I want to you.
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>>685096271
old timey greeks and romans had it made
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>>685096367

that's too general.
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>>685094468
Your criticism of early hip hop is stupid. You're pointing to observable facts and yet your facts are "they used techniques to play music". That's fucking retarded. Seriously, that is so profoundly idiotic that it boggles the mind. At least if you were an actual mentally deficient person it would make sense.

>>685095426
It's so wide that it can be discounted as a genre.

And they do, using entirely subjective views. There isn't a single piece of art criticism out there that is an objective work of criticism.

I am both describing and judging something when I am calling it boring, unimaginative, derivative, cliched, etc. It just so happens that YOU don't think that it is those things.

Here is the same observable fact that you made about hip hop only for the album in question. They play instruments, have a person singing, and have written lyrics for the songs.

You are seriously one of the stupidest people I've ever had the displeasure of speaking to.
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>>685096266
I thought that Germans were really polite about people having trouble speaking the language

>>685096271
there's an alright amount of content, it just sits alongside threads that were created two years ago
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>>685096434
I'll let you do whatever you want as long as you are pumping me with all 8 inches
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>>685096436
Why don't we have orgies anymore? Society's really gone down the tubes.

>>685096569
Good talk, fool.

>>685096612
I wouldn't know.
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thank god it's not me
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>I'm mad so now I'll post gore to make sure everyone knows how upset I am.

Fuck off, faggot.
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>>685096734
Too many STDs
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>>685096612
I don't know, personally.

>>685096827
Just ignore it.
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>>685096827
drink shit
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>>685096886
Whichever nigger it was that fucked the monkey and caused AIDS is seriously the biggest jackass of all time.
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>>685096734
which board(s) do you think are the best?


>>685096939
you'll find out soon enough then
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>>685096734
Kill yourself literally. And I mean the formal definition of literally.
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>>685096951
Truly the greatest monster of our time
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>>685096713
Oh, you'll get it all. Please show me what your stomach and chest look like, so that I know what I'll be manhandling.
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>>685095282
A refined gentleman, treats bottoms well, good at fucking. Can I borrow you for my first time
>>685095446
19 more episodes until I'm completely caught up
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>>685097100
>>685097100
>>685097100
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>>685096434
>>685096713
Wow I just finished and that was really good. Thanks for going back and forth, it was fun.
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>>685097134
I'm always up for a good time, and thank-you for the compliments, they only make me harder. I'd certainly strive to make your first time something special and a night to remember.

>>685097233
That really was fun, and you're really a very sexy guy with a great body. I'm still thinking about what I'd like to do to that body of yours.
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>>685097490
Thanks you are awesome too, anyone who gets you is lucky. I'm going to jump in the shower then go to sleep. It's been fun, take it easy.
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>>685097736
It certainly has been fun. Thank-you for a lovely time. If you ever want to do this again some time in the future, you might find me in one of these threads. Have a great night.
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