Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
>>685064959
And catfood? Huh, that's a funny bird you've been raising there.
Kek, you've got her hooked. Now she'll never kick the stuff.
>>685065275
Usually birds are the cat food
Miho claimed
>>685064250
"I could never commit suicide because if you commit suicide how would you be able to play video games and eat food?"-Dyrus
Short and powerful, for me atleast.
a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>685065084
What happened to Flower?
Drugs are bad...
>>685065084
best girl reclaimed!
>it's almost tomorrow
>>685065048
idk who that is
>>685064929
yo man please dont get diabetes
>Shizuru get!
>Meow edition!
>>685065067
No. I disagree with wing clipping and declawing.
>>685065427
How are you this clever.
>>685065484
M'mkay.
Fran 2.0 still here, hello!
>>685063714
While I appreciate your sympathies, I actually am quite fond of my goggles. They look well with how I dress most of the time and keep the light out of my eyes, so I can go outside during the day.
But I agree, I hope I never have to deal with migraines again. I tend to get really bad ones fairly easily without proper eye protection.
Your waifu's perfect features make me feel like starting to paint again.
Unrelated note, have some music. One of my favorite playlists from one of my favorite DJs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfK_kwNMjTg
Curie claimed. this was my first picture i used for the mousepad.
claimin
>>685065625
it didnt post the fucking image!!!!!!!
Lurking
I used this pic for mousepad.
>>685065595
Frannnnn!
Rikka claimed and back from the store
>>685065427
I had a cat. Also had 3 birds in a cage in the living room.
The cat somehow got into the cage and ate all 3 birds, they were parakeets. Blood everywhere.
>mfw the cage was closed and the birds had no way to exit
>>685065625
nice they look good for a pad
I've yet to see the rest who also printed one
>>685065536
Can I have that hat?
>>685065275
Yeah. I usually raise feral cats in the backyard and leave catfood out. Birds seem to really like it, so I decided to let her try it.
Oh shit. Looks like it's cherries and kiwis for life then.
I'm going now, hopefully I can fall asleep.
Goodnight, I guess.
>>685065484
I think i enjoy him more this way tbh
>>685065536
Red again
>>685065569
Defense mechanism
>>685065543
Oh really? Why's that.
I did some myself with my bird before letting it fly. Mostly because it was just more interesting.
>>685065814
This got dark fast.
>>685065484
A little bit of bud to numb the pain and sensory overload.
I'll be better in the morning. You'll still be the first to know when I begin my training. That won't change.
>>685065218
Why wouldn't it be?
>>685065497
It's all good, I'll run it off :^)
>>685065807
Welcome back Rikka who I still need a nickname for.
>>685065910
Sleep tight.
>Best idol claimed
>>685066000
kill yourself fuckboi
>>685065877
I really really like this image, for some reason I lost my manliness. Oh well, who am I to say i'm manly...
>>685065776
I have yet to find a lurk image of muh wafu
>>685065910
Night Galky
>>685065877
Naw nigga is my hat
>>685065936
Yo
>>685065909
Feral cats? I actually have a few in my neighborhood that are pretty sassy but nice if you offer them affection. Though I refrain in case they have some sort of infection or something that can spread.
Sweet cats though, they've left dead mouses on my door step before.
Told you, you get them hooked and that's all they ever want. Can't downgrade 'em.
>>685065936
Does it come with claws and a stinger?
>>685065910
Goodnight, Galko. Hope you feel better in the morning, man.
>>685066041
Becuase I, the smug queen will not allow it! The sad thread is over!
>>685066084
are you trying to defend a waifu thread there bud?
>>685066176
Boobs
>>685065936
When you declaw a cat, you have to literally remove the claw.
Unlike nails, cat claws are made of bone, so they grow back. When they do, they'll grow back in the wrong direction with declawed cats. This effectively stabs their paw and leaves them crippled.
Wing clipping has a chance of crippling birds too, I'd rather not take my chances with pets.
>>685064250
Remember this Mugi. You're never trapped. You always have to option to just say fuck it and leave. Start over. It's better than ending it for eternity. You have maybe 100 years tops on this earth and then you die. The odds of you being born at all were almost zero. Don't throw it away for nothing. We may be strangers on a weird image board btu we care about you as a human being. It isn't worth it.
>>685065221
I understand what you're saying but... how much Yui does it is astonishing. I'm not a yuri fanboy by and means but there is something there... The hugs, Yui calming her down, Azusa's jealousy, the kisses, sharing of rooms/beds, Azusa dreaming about her, refusal to play the concert without Yui, only person who keeps in touch with Azusa after graduation is Yui, the blushing, etc. There really is too much to ignore.
But hey, opinions man. If everyone was the same the world would be boring.
>>685065910
Cya in 20 mins
>>685066253
are you trying to whiteknight on /b/ bud?
>>685066143
It's indeed a pretty cute pic.
But I "might" be biased.
>>685066161
Awww, ok.
QOTT: war, what is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
>>685065807
Hi, friend!
>>685065538
>qt rattle get
>>685066041
damn girl
>that thigh gap
also i dont have a nickname yet!
>>685066176
cow?
>>685066208
dude this filename too. is it serious?
>>685066251
yo you need a smug army?
>smugmy
>>685065910
Sleep tight Mrs. Badonkadonk!
>>685065936
I wasn't happy about it either..
>>685066041
Your waifu is cute.
I used to lucid dream and do whatever I want but i can't manage to lately. :( anyone else known with lucid dreams?
>>685066483
Cleansing the world of coloured people.
Back to lurking
>>685065909
My family took in some feral cats.
It's quite rewarding.
>>685065910
Goodnight beautiful
>>685066143
>I have yet to find a lurk image of muh wafu
plez don't
>>685066208
Only one stinger bby *winks*
>>685066326
it's funny i was just talking about the declawing procedure. But the last bit at the end is wrong. That's propaganda.
i understand not taking the chance. Your bird your decision.
>>685066383
>white knight
is that your only defense?
w-well you're a faggot!
just give it up
these threads are shit and you know it
>>685064250
"...Suicide is the coward's answer. It's the solution the weak willed take because they're too much of a fucking coward to face their problems. Be stronger than that."
-My father in law ~4 years ago.
>>685066669
oh, the people in them have fun, so i see no problem with it
>>685066669
>maybe if I upload my image I'll change /b/
nice defense buddy
>/b/
>not shit
try reddit cuck
>>685066483
War has changed...
>Kyouko
>>685066483
What about all the good things war has done for us? Why don't we ever hear speeches about that?
>>685066666
Oh satanic quints, where do you lead?
>20/20 claim and done lurking
>>685066483
>helps the economy
>helps with overpopulation
>>685066619
>*winks excessively*
>venom causes me to go into shock
>>685066041
Take your time soft Maki!
>>685066506
How are you my science genius girl?
>>685065569
At least he's talkative?
>I'm glad you're not really angry, buddy.
>>685065936
He's always enjoyable, qt.
He's Mikan!
>>685066019
Ahh, I see.
You seem to be cheerful, just like at Tsumiki's birthday.
And I'd love to hear about your training. What does Sanya think of the idea?
>>685066483
>population control
>>685066548
That would be grand. But a smug roll call would be needed.
.
SMUG ROLL CALL POST YOUR SMUGS
>>685066883
>>>/a/
now fuck off
>>685066619
If you clip them wrong, then yes, there's a chance of it being crippled. I have shaky hands, so I'm probably going to get it wrong.
Behold /Waifu/
Another retard who thinks He'll change /b/ based on his own morals and fails miserably
We'll see you again in the next thread and tomorrow
>>685067100
This is the best I've got. Not really smug but whatever.
>>685067134
so new its actually cute
>>685067100
This is really the only one I got but here.
>>685064520
>>685064531
I do for a majority of the day actually
But as soon as I have nothing to do something just goes off in my head
I hope you get what I mean by that last bit
>685064661
Thanks Azusa
I screenshotted so I can add you when I get my laptop fixed whenever that'll be
It's not really that it feels like everyday feels the same... To be honest I don't really know how I always end up thinking about it.
BUT something that HAS been bugging me a lot recently IRL is that almost none of my friends can take me seriously anymore aside from like 3 or 4 of them.
>>685064738
No I don't have any meds
For now I don't think I WILL need meds as I'm WAY too much of a "pussy" to do "it"
>I missed like 1/3rd of the thread typing this up
Milinda claim.
>>685067100
checkn dubs and calling rolls!
SMUGSUKA
>>685067051
>You get the South Park reference?
Yeah, that's a plus. Nice to see him talk more, seems like a nice guy when he doesn't talk like the Zodiac killer writes.
>I really can't stay angry at you
>Was for a stupid reason anyway
>>685067134
>>>/a/ is an anime discussion board.
The only correlation between /a/ and waifu threads is the fact that most people have a waifu from an anime. The waifu threads are not anime discussions; they are general discussions.
>>685067328
>hugs
>>685067134
>/a/
>>685067134
From what I know /a/ doesn't like these things either.
So there you go.
>>685067017
Eh, a little bit stressed. I'm moving out on short notice, since the people I live with now are pretty shitty, and will be going to Florida in 2 weeks or so. I might not have a place to sleep tonight, so I'm probably going to pop a pill, drink some coffee, and just stay up all night walking around town.
How about yourself? As lovely as usual, I imagine.
>>685067161
I ment the propaganda was with declawing.
I doubt you'd do that yourself kek.
Seems like you give your bird a lot of attention.
Does it know any tricks?
>>685066251
Kek, what jurisdiction do you have?
>Probably not a good idea to challenge Queen Smug
>>685066548
Sorry m8 it's already taken.
> i dont have a nickname yet!
Give me time.
>>685066597
Why thank you. Yours it to bad either.
>lucid dream
How were you able to do it? Been trying for like forever.
>>685067017
Kek thanks, It'll come.
>>685067100
It's kinda there.
>>685067328
Hello princess.
>>685067328
Hiya!
>shinoa
>>685067100
>trying
>
Did it work?
>>685066598
Reminds me of Lollipop Chainsaw.
>>685066619
*feels unwelcomed*
>>685066799
Whoa... I'll take a note of this.
>>685066966
Mark me as terrified and lustful.
>>685067012
Jaw dropped.
>>685067017
Rikka makes smiling contagious.
>>685067073
This world should have a rule where a man and woman both have to be physically and mentally healthy, have a stable financial status in order to have a child.
>>685067328
Hey Milinda.
>>685067588
Practice alot, there's tips and tricks to get yourself to lucid dream properly. Takes effort though.
>>685067275
If they don't take something like suicide seriously, I don't think I'd consider them good friends, man.
>pic related. Don't be sad!
>>685067588
And so will you ;)
>>685067538
Holy shit dude that sounds terrible. I would let you sleep here if you were near me bb!
I am alright I guess just another day, I need to switch up something, it feels like no matter what I do I am stuck
>>685067751
I always love to make others feel great and smile!
>Rikka
>>685066799
clearly your father in law has never had depression or been in a situation where its just to much.
>>685067751
I'm just against lurking pictures.
Don't worry qt.
>>685067530
How? Having your hand stabbed for the rest of your life and not being able to walk without extreme pain is basically being crippled. Declawed cats also walk differently than normal cats too.
Yes, she knows a few tricks, but she rarely ever does them.
>>685066541
>Cat rattles
>>685067451
Hey Miho.
>hugs
Whats new?
>>685067588
>princess
STAHP! DONT START THIS ALREADY, I CANT HANDLE IT! <3
>>685067589
Hey Shinoa. Whats new.
>>685067725
Mirai! <3
>>685067751
Hello friend. How are you today?
>>685068024
>Lurking
>That's a nice set of eyes you have there
>>685067051
Cheerful? I actually feel a bit sad. I'd call myself neutral. Nothing in my way so I can just post whatever comes to mind and regret it later. Agh... I need to sleep...
Though it is good to see you. You okay, cutie? Also, I think that my last reply to you got eaten or something...
>What does Sanya think of the idea?
Open. That's the most I'll say here.
>>685067405
>seems like a nice guy when he doesn't talk like the Zodiac killer writes.
Wh--wh-what? He sounds far more colorful than me.
>>685067751
What for? Have we met before?
>>685067328
Mili! What's crackin'?
>>685067972
He said that when he found me minutes away from killing myself after the death of my fiance. His daughter. That man is a vietnam war veteran. He has experienced more than you or I or any of us have.
Don't speak on issues you know nothing of.
guys I just found another album I am in love with! As I disv=cover more and more music the time in between album finds increases.
>>685068076
Nothing....
>>685067588
nice dubs!
>i wasn't asking for a ship you know
>>685067725
kinda smug?
>>685068051
>rattles?
>i dont understand
>>685067100
re calling that roll
>>685066483
Advancement in just about every single field of science and medicine, bringing about most if not all of the greatest and society altering advances we have seen including the advancement of the past century which was greater and more rapid than all of human history previous, keeping populations world wide at manageable levels, uniting other wise rivals in a cause greater then themselves, proving in yet another way which race is superior to all the others.
I really want to murder all hippies.
>>685068028
They're not stabbed. Bone is removed though and they do walk differently technically, but an untrained eye will not notice.
Animals are quite adaptive.
Ever own any declawed cats?
>>685068094
Thank you...
>>685066000
Headed to bed and just dropping in to say that I hope each and every one of you has a great day/night, whichever this might be for you
>>685068028
I-I think you meant to quote Yuuko, not me.
>pats
>>685068146
I just like joking about how vague you typically are with your posts.
>Riddler
>Zodiac killer
Really I'm just being an ass.
>>685068353
You're very welcome, void.
>>685068459
Farewell ren
Sleep well.
>yuuko
>>685068459
Goodnight Renge.
late claim
>>685067964
I don't wanna get too personal, but I've been through a very rough past.
I have always been the clown of the class, not because I like jokes, but because I'm trying so hard to make others happy just so they don't feel even close to how depressed and sad I was in the past. I would sacrifice my own happiness to make others happy, I guess it's a characteristic thing now, if that's what you call it.
>>685068051
I love cats. Hey there.
>>685068076
It's my first day posting in a waifu thread, It feels kind of awkward but I'm glad knowing there's people here I can relate to. How about you?
>>685068178
Le picture :$
>>685068459
Good day/night Renge!
>>685068327
Shhhh.... That's ok
>Rattle rattle
>>685067227
>>685067253
>>685067372
>>685067588
>
>>685067725
It's cute. A valiant effort!
>>685068076
Went to mall, park by mall and ay Lazer tag at the arcade place with the squad
>>685068327
Got it
>>685068327
>
>...
I can't do it, alright?!?! Mirai doesn't have a smug bone in her body.
Gn everyone. I'm heading off now to rape the fiancée and fall asleel
>>685068051
cat shizuru a cute
>rattle
WELP, the time has come for me to leave for a month or so. When I drop back in eventually, I'll be on the other side of the country by then. Toodles!~
>>685067832
Eh, I've been through far worse. I don't mind toughing out a night outside.
I was stuck in that sort of state of mind you're in before. Ended up with me moving from Washington to California, just for something new. Worked out pretty well. Sometimes, forcing some sort of change on yourself can be beneficial towards staying sane. I hope things change up a bit for the better for you!
>>685067964
ya but y doe?
>>685068028
i dont like declawing either but my dad made me it seems unfair
>>685068203
sigh 'he was in the army so he is tuff" he sounds like one of those people who believe in those fake causes such as honor cowardice morals we all end up in the dirt m8 does not matter how you get thier. look im not trying to start a fight im just saying "suicide is for cowards is" is not something to say
>>685068353
You must've skipped over some of my reply. Claws grow back, and they grow back in the wrong direction on declawed cats because there wasn't a base for the bone to grow back on. Yes, animals are adaptive, but being in constant pain isn't something you just "get used to."
Yes, I have owned declawed cats before.
>>685068513
Sorry for quoting you, hand!
>>685068854
R-Rape...? Alrighty cya!
>>685068937
Good luck Fran!
>Kyouko
>>685068655
Hi there.
That's not a very impressive smirk you have there.
Almost looks annoyed.
>>685068873
>Rattle
I have entirely too many cat Shizurus.
Wait, i don't have enough cat Shizurus.
>>685068730
why do you rattle?
>>685068735
got anything of this caliber?
>>685068798
you gotta be smuggin me
>>685068937
hi fran whats up i dont know if i am close enough to be able to say hi to you but ill do it anyway!
>>685067751
Time to do some research.
>>685067832
Oooh cheeky, nice one though kek.
>>685068076
I'll save it for later~
So how ya holding up?
>>685068327
Good, Shinoa doesn't need anymore ideas.
>>685068459
Sleep tight Renge.
>>685068735
And that's why you're at the top.
Rory claimed. Lunchbreak time yo.
>>685068459
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Renge.
>Shiro
>>685067772
>If they don't take suicide seriously, I don't think I'd consider them good friends.
Now here's where I'm a hypocrite; I'm one those people that makes cancer/suicide/autism/[insert other disease/syndrome here] jokes but honestly as long as I'm doing something/not alone, genuine suicidal thoughts are basically non-existent. I like being alone but that's when I usually start thinking those bad thoughts, so while I have much clearer thoughts when I have company/with friends, they get so fucking annoying after a while.
It's weird imo I don't know if I have some people problem or something but I've been like this ever since I hit puberty
>if you ran that first paragraph or so through a grammarcheck I probably fucked up countless times lol
>>685068992
It's all good.
>>685069206
Heyo, Rory.
>>685068854
Good night you lucky bastard
>>685068937
farewell fran who confused me.
>>685068992
How could the claws grow back?
What are you basing that off of?
No
>>685069189
dear lord
what has she been shipping now?
>>685068178
Not a whole lot. I decided since im recently unemployed I should try to enjoy some time to myself. Went Kayaking and took a 20 mile hike. Feel pretty good today.
>>685068273
Better than something bad. Same old isnt always the worst thing.
>>685068655
Oh! No wonder I didnt recognise you! Welcome friend! What is your waifus name?
>>685068735
Sounds pretty chill, didn't get kicked out this time? kek
>>685069189
Deal.
Im doing a little better today. I got something funny I want to show you.
>>685067100
Missed it. But here.
>>685069125
>RATTLE
Don't question these things.
>>685068992
my declawed cat literally has no problems walking lol
my cat that isn't declawed walks weird because it's like 17 lbs
>>685068655
>I have always been the clown of the class, not because I like jokes, but because I'm trying so hard to make others happy
I was you at a certain point. I stopped being the jolly little shit and stopped caring. Literally nothing has changed. Everyone acted the same and no one came to me asking why I was acting so different. That fucking hurt man, knowing it didn't matter a rat's ass. I'm pretty sure I was better off if I had kept pretending
>It feels kind of awkward but I'm glad knowing there's people here I can relate to
You'll get used to it very quickly. It's great here but we do get to deal with the occasional shitposters and salty anons
>>685069410
Have you ever owned a cat before?
How could your leg heal after being broken?
>>685069592
YOU COULD HAVE A DISEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>685069747
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
I'm trying to be nice here
>>685069396
Heyo handsome one
>>685069592
>resonating rattle
>>685067100
Have another.
>>685069410
Lucky bastard? Would you rather be the victim?
>>685069028
It was a joke. Just going to crawl in bed along side her
Gn everyone.. again...
I promise I'll fuck off this time
>>685068969
And you? You've experienced this "depression and it's just too much"? And for what? Judging by your other posts, I assume it's because you can't find a fucking girlfriend.
Burying your own fucking child is a pretty good reason if you ask me. "Not trying to start a fight" is not something you say when you are shamelessly treading on the legacy that man has built over 68 years. That's a good way to start a fight.
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>685068937
Have fun on the cross country adventure! I'll miss ya.
>>685069612
Have you ever owned a cat that isn't extremely fat and walks normally? Either the claw hasn't grown back yet, or you're lying.
>>685068655
Oh wow I feel the same way. NOt because I have felt pain in the past I just hate seeing people down and sad, I would do anything for my best friends to see them happy, knowing they are alot smarter and well off than me the least I can do is make them happy.
>>685068969
Because being sad sucks and I know it does, I want to help people make them happy either by laughing or just having a nice conversation with them or my favorite, a hug. I just like seeing my friends feeling good and happy when they hurt I do too. I know its weird but thats just how I am
>>685068937
Thanks for the advice fran! good luck and hope to see you again!
>>685069189
Thanks soft Maki, I wasnt joking though
>>685069125
Shinoa is pretty new to the anime world since her show came out in 2015 in fall season. Best i got. Credit goes to shiro
>>685069189
Thank you maki
>>685069517
No sir. Actually chilled in the mall but Main event tho..
>>685069564
Love it
>>685069775
>PERFECTLY HEALTHY RATTLING
>>685069960
>Rebounding rattle?
>>685069517
Still got no money....
Alot of arguing going on tonight, what the hell? Get some drinks or go fap, this is a thread for qt waifus, come on guys.
>>685067405
>I do!
And yeah, it's a pretty big change, but it's still Mikan nonetheless.
How have you been? I haven't asked all day.
>>685068146
I just assimilated talkative with cheerful, my apologies.
And I've been alright, thank you!
I finally had lunch for once in the whole week, I've not been eating too much lately.
>Despair
>But not too much for now, at least.
>Open.
Glad to know she's not against it.
But then, why would she?
>>685067499
Saved.
>>685068024
Stop oppressing people.
>You goddamn rule Nazi
>>685070125
so perfect though
>>685070166
LET ME TAKE YOU TO A DOCTOR PLEASE
>>685069517
>
It's from a new anime, i'd recommend watching it, it's hilarious. Kuma Miko it's called.
>>685069638
I feel it doesn't matter aswell, but I feel like my presence is unwanted so I entertain to compensate. I'm not someone to be assaulted easily though, if anyone around me thinks im an easy target, I put them back in their place :^)
>>685069960
No swimsuit :>
>>685070166
>rattles in sonat
>>685070125
We doing MLGs too?
>I need more, this is all I got
here
>>685070279
I don't know what's going on tonight
I'm just lurking and talking with the new guy
>>685068024
>>685069920
Have you ever shortened your pet's claws?
Because they grow back. All you have to do to see this is shorten your dog/cat's claws and wait a few weeks/months.
>>685068024
there
>>685070279
My apologies
>>685070299
>implying nazis are bad
>>685070422
hello again
>>685070466
GGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
How is that the same?
>>685070466
Forgot pic.
>>685070081
The declawed cat is like 7 or so years old now how long does it take for a claw to grow back
The fat cat walks a bit weird but she's more active than you would expect for something that big
I'm definitely not lying
>>685069988
whatever you clearly are poised to strike whenever i talk to you so i just wont talk to you also no cares about some old guys "legacy" when he dies no one will care no one. maybe your fiance ran the red light to get away from your arguments
>>685070422
hey smugoko!
NO I HAVE A BETTER ONE
>Tomosmug
>>685069517
Ooh that does sound fun. I have a couple days off myself, so I spent most of my day praying to our Lord and Savior, Sata...........I really wish I could do outdoorsy stuff. Nothing like that to do around here.
>>685070279
>implying im not touching myself while looking at >>685067012
>>685070299
Ruri keeps reminding me of Kuro-Neko ;o
>>685069960
How's your night going, hot stuff.
>>685070299
Indeed, just glad to see him talk more is all.
I've been fine, stressed out due to my father and I have my doctor's appointment tomorrow. Really today has been weird for me.
How has your day been?
>>685069433
Crates :^)
But really there's a new one every other day kek can't keep up.
>>685069517
Happy for you bro. Kek, did you find the videos already?
>>685070115
O shit.
>>685070125
No problem captain.
>>685070340
>>685070416
Got pic related?
>>685070652
Enjoy being alone your entire life, cuck.
>>685070299
No need to apologize for something like that.. It's nice to know that you're alright, at the least.
I need to leave. I really need to leave. Farewell, Ruri.
>>685070767
Get ready, I will strike when youre not looking oh soft one
>Rikka
>>685070946
Farewell beautiful
>yuuko
>>685070577
It's the same type of bone and it's almost the same procedure.
How is it not (almost) the same?
>>685070629
Have you owned a cat that walks normally that you can compare to your declawed cat?
Cats usually walk on their toes and walk fast. Declawed cats usually have their paws lean back slightly so they're almost walking on their heel, and they walk slower than normal cats.
>>685070466
I had a ferret before. We kept cutting his claws. One time he jerked his claw farwards as we were cutting and we snipped his quick. NEVER cut the quick.
>>685070750
Its daytime, lunch break at work. Its peaceful.
>>685070849
I have none of those for Rory. I have a Nekopara one.
Rory-sama
