What kind of Girlfriend do you want
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What kind of Girlfriend do you want
She
>>685062676
obligatory
"one who exists"
the one I have
>>685062676
one who wants to beat the shit out of me
>>685062676
One that loves anal
>>685063098
im suprised that took 3 posts.
One that has a dick cause I'm a nigger feggit
An honest, loyal one. The hardest traits to find in a woman.
>>685062676
a polisexual genderqueer cucktress
One that doesn't fucking cuck me...
>>685062676
A real one.
One thats 3D
>>685062676
I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.
hello OP
I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate
Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
>>685063942
fucking. fuck.
god damn it.
I mean the thumbnail is spook but you click it
things get REAL
>>685063652
This.
>>685062676
Your mom
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>>685064495
too spooky.
Someone should start up a spooky thread
>>685062676
Beggers cant be choosers
>>685062676
One that isn't a trap. OP is a faggot.
A hot trap to wife, adopt babby bois, and raise a happy fam of traplet /b/tards with.
Gender is a social construct, and men make the best girlfriends.
>>685064495
>>685064733
>>685064888
U ghey son
A trap
>>685062676
One that doesn't leave me after three and a half years and a ring, to go fuck my neighbor.
>>685065043
ur pic, cant be a trap
>>685064888
Nice trips m8
>>685064978
>U ghey son
Nope. A delish boiclit is not a penis, and boipussy is make for love (and fisting).
>>685065327
O ok
>>685065043
Show us boiclit NAO!
>>685062676
There was a study I read about once where a hetero relationship works best if the woman is roughly 27% more attractive (how the fuck you measure that, I have no idea).
So that's a start.
I want a musician gf. Preferably in to similar metal as I am so we can jam, form a band, get famous, etc.
Also need a girl who has had some fucked up relationships cos I'm fucked up and certainly not first bf material. I'm fuckin endgame bf with my bullshit.
Don't really care if they're educated (I'm 27 with a useles AA in fucking music), but intellectual would be nice. I want to talk about more than the weather or how cray cray this party is bro.
>>685062676
One who knows the meaning of, "Hey, hit the highway!"
>>685062676
A deaf one
>>685065694
U fooken wot m8
>>685065850
A dead one is better
One that has a pussy abd doesnt talk
Her
>>685062676
A hippy chick, 95 lbs, with big gauges and a few ancient geometry tattoos. She plays with poi, hula hoops, and glow gloves and loves to be in nature. We go to music festivals together often and dream of the romantic idea of living small, organic and off grid. She lives to please me, is very submissive, and dies what I say. She's honest, loyal, and not into smartphones/twitte/bullshit. She likes to call me Daddy when we fuck and lets me suck her feet when I plow her missionary style. She blows me in my car when I drive, and always rubs my cum on her face as a "facewash." She let's me play with her asshole when I eat her out, and likes to put up a fight when we fuck to fulfill her/my rape fantasies. Loves to buy new sex toys and lingerie to surprise me when I come home from work and loves to please me with food, especially Mexican. Is clean, organized, hygienic, and great with children.
Her name will be Shannon, Miranda, Ashley, or Katie. And she will be my hippie piece of ass that I fuck until the sun burns out.
Deal with it, betas.
>>685066673
you uh, have this planned out pretty well
>>685066673
> hippie
> clean and organised
Sure, buddy.
>>685066673
>>685067756
exactly what I thought
One that won't talk about us to her middleschooler friends. Preferably with small, still developing breasts and a hairless pussy and isn't fat.
>>685068429
Obvious b8 is obvious
>>685068591
Just because you don't agree with it, doesn't make it a troll. We're all posting fantasies that will never happen, so why not?
>>685066673
Jesus Christ anon, just kill yourself
A qt thick little Latina, preferably Mexican or Colombian with a sexy accent, who will cook me food and won't cheat on me. Almost had her once...
>>685068838
Dude. You're fantasising about having sex. With kids.
>>685069279
Morality is purely subjective.
The fact you have to coerce others to abide by your standards of approval under threat of law or violence makes you a fascist.
a nice one
honestly the gf (fiancée) I have now
>white (best trait)
>brunette
>green eyes
>tight ass because she's a runner like me
>medfag like me
>plays video games like me
>always horny as fuck like me
>virgin when I met her
>not a prissy bitch but also not a disgusting slob who doesn't care about her appearance
>absolutely disgusted by niggers as a whole, thinks they're loud and ugly with no worthwhile qualities besides "muh dik"
>>685066673
God bless kid I hope one day you realize women aren't like this
Actually nobody is like this. Stop watching so much fucking porn and movies
A female one.
>>685069750
Dude. You are fantisising. About having sex. With children.
>>685062676
You know, I honestly had a chance to be with my dream girl but I was dating another girl at the time so I didn't. Dream girl was a ginger girl with long legs, nice pair of tits, and likes asian culture (I am Japanese, sue me). Even kind of had a summer fling with her but it never went anywhere because I wasn't going to fuck her simply because I was extremely into her. Oh well. The GF that I was with is still my current GF and she is great too I guess.
One just like this girl. But that's because she already is my girlfriend. Btw that brown hand on her left is me.
We are both weabs, she is japanese shinto and I am indian shitskin Muslim. We are a rare but lovely combination.
>>685070072
She gonna leave you nigga for a nigga wake u p fgt
>>685070072
> all those things ending in 'like me'
> virgin
Soooooo you want you with a cunt instead of a dick? That's homogay.
>>685070149
And sodomy was punishable by death.
Or am I being too absurd at this point?
A white girl that's not a huge bitch and is over a solid 4/10
Man I've been alone for so long I think I should just drop my standards even lower
>>685070350
yes, basically. don't we all? it's great to have the same interests as your significant other.
>>685066673
tl;dr
Reeked of faggotry
>>685062676
This
>>685070429
Look, anon. I'm gonna set you straight on some things.
> age of consent should be 25 cos literally everyone is fucking retarded until that age.
> ALL marriage should be illegal cos all marriage is wrong
> Sex should only be in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
> failure to abide by all of these at all times should definitely be punishable by death
So are you gonna kill yourself in the name of justice now or should my lynch mob come find you?
>>685070553
Some common interests, yea. But you basically want a fucked up xerox of yourself. How the fuck you supposed to grow as a person when they agree with you on everything?
>>685070743
Forgot picture
>>685070469
I feel you anon
>One that isn't self centered
>One that doesn't only care about public appearance and what others think of them
>One with actual hobbies and interests
>One with at least 2 millimeters of depth
This doesn't exist. Feels bitter fam.
>>685070904
she's not a carbon copy of me. we obviously have different interests, I was just listing the ones we have in common. we've been together for over four years now, so far so good.
>>685066673
I think evalion would be similar to this. Thats also my prefered type of woman
>>685071251
Uh huh. So how often do you fight?
>>685062676
I could have answered this question 3 or 4 years ago got so disappointed about the subject now i think i wanna day virgin
>>685071138
You should get a foreign girl that spent >10 years growing up in a second/third world country.
Been with an Iranian for almost a a few years now and she has all of that. Super loyal too, but she's crazy sometimes (all girls are).
One that can love a failure like me.
>>685071715
No thanks, everything I have learnt about girls has turned me away and I honestly wish I was gay. Their only redeeming factor is that they look good.
Looks like I'm set to spend the rest of my life alone and I'm perfectly happy with that.
>>685072070
Good. You shouldn't ruin a woman with your fucking stupidity any way
>>685071879
Join the military and figure out what you want to make of yourself. You get 4 years free college and can possibly get a career that'll help you become successful / on your way to your true goals.
Source: served 6 years, met my girlfriend in CA, getting a $50+ hour/day job so I can work 3 days a week and have free time to work on movies (my dream job)
>>685062676
one that doesn't die
>>685072070
I was there myself too, but in a few years you'll probably look back and be happy things went the way they did for you to end up where you're at. I'm 26 right now and I hated life ~10 years ago. It took until the last 3 years to really start enjoying life. I happened to get my life together a little before meeting my girlfriend.
You have to love yourself before you can love someone else anon. Smooth sailing, you'll get there.
The kind that likes butt stuff but hasn't been molested.
>>685072291
As if they need help being stupid.
One who's generally cold and independent, but warm and needs me when it counts. Someone that I don't need to talk to every day otherwise the relationship grows stale and distant. Loyalty's a big factor, but I wouldn't mind exploring. It's really a matter of trust. Intelligence is also key, but I prefer if she's immersed in a different field of knowledge than I am so we can feed off each other. Someone who wouldn't mind dissecting even the most minor aspects of our relationship for entertainment and understanding. Also generally a pleasure to be around, yet challenges me often so I grow as a person.
>>685072837
Same could be said about you, kike.
One that does anything I want, supports me while I be a stay at home husband, and stays with me until I die and then kills herself when I do.
>>685062676
I don't know. I'm jaded as fuck and am almost certain "love" doesn't exist between two people. I'd probably be fine with someone that is dependable and could make my dick happy.
>>685064299
fucking dying
>>685072070
at least you met some girls i lost interest in being with someone too although never got to second date at least
>>685072296
IDK if that system exists here.
>I'm asian
>>685066673
You should look into lucid dreaming, or dissociative drug induced psychosis.
Though, you probably have already, considering the autism you just posted.
>>685062676
One who loves me for who i am...
>>685072837
Serious question:
Are you guys really this pathetic? You spend all this time putting women down and saying we're worthless and then complain and blame women when you don't have a girlfriend?
Seriously?
You guys are disgusting, that's why no sane woman would sleep with you.
I want a girl who will laugh for no one else.
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf.
When I'm away she never leaves the house.
I want a girl who laughs for no one else.
ONE WHO WILL LET ME PUT MY PENIS INSIDE OF HER SO I CAN FINALLY BREAK THIS JEWISH CURSE AND LIVE MY LIFE
>>685062676
1 who is
>>685062676
I want someone like my ex girlfriend, only without all the mental health issues, compulsive lying and sleeping around behind my back
Fuck, I still love her man, the worst part is, now that I broke it off, she's stalking me, like c'mon, you didn't appreciate me when I was there for you, now that I'm not you want me to come back?
>>685070904
That's projection m8. He never said if they agree or disagree on anything.
>>685073750
You should look into it. You'll definitely be well trained in whatever field you're put into (regardless of not having the free college after). I live in the US, so obviously things are a little different here.
I followed some Pickup Artist circles when I was younger and actually had some success with that as far as getting dates and seeing them again / sexual progression etc. You could always look into that, but usually girls are given a negative light and it kind of killed it for me after the first few times I seduced some girls. I definitely appreciate the experience and confidence it gave me in other aspects of my life.
The one im already fucking
>>685074299
I never once blamed women for not having a girlfriend, i never once insinuated that they should sleep with me. I don't think i am anything special at all and don't think i deserve most women. On top of that i don't feel any woman is worth chasing and so i am happy being alone.
>>685074746
Pathetic b8 m8 only r8 1/8 cos I'm replying to this trout marshmallow shitey b8
>>685062676
i don't want a girlfriend, i want a slut that cheats on her boyfriend with me.
How can i find such a slut /b/?
>>685062676
None, I like my bank account too much
>>685074944
This guy's obviously trying hard to troll.
>>685074299
I knkw this is gonna sound a lot like apologist bullshit, but hear me out, anon.
Yes, I used to be like that, but only half heartedly. Society, especially US society likes to subtly make men feel like all our short comings are cos of 'evil women' so I did it cos I didn't know any better.
But, that's not the case now. I am single, yes, but I don't blame women for that. I have enough problems with how I am in general to add classic mysogyny in to the mix.
>>685070271
daym she is ugly
>>685073400
That sounds like me...
Not to impose anything, just to give you a taste of hope.
I often find myself yearning for someone who is as cold as I am and who can handle being challenged intellectually.
>>685075076
this guy gets it
<< like this.
>>685075076
>>685075483
Nah, you just get with a girl that makes more money than you do.
>>685062676
A genuinely nice girl with a compatible personality, cuddly nature, shitty and evil humor who would rather stay in doors than go outside
Looks are highly variable
From chubby to skinny, tits and ass dont matter
Big eyes and a cute face is appreciated
I had an ideal one for a week but the first instance of her trying to control me and do that typical girly insufferable shit to get her way led me to back handing her and telling her to get out.
Of course she then apologised and wanted to make it work but I refused. I have had sex with her a few times since then though.
>>685075670
yeah but then you a bitch. sure maybe no one say it, but you know and she know.
>>685066673
Suicide is your only option you ultra autist
>>685062676
The kind who is consenting, alive and wants me
>>685076008
If being a bitch mean I get taken care of, fuck it, I'm a bitch
I'd like her to be pretty and to know when to shut the fuck up.
Everything else is optional.
>>685064835
same here man
>>685070072
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
>kill yourself you forever alone permavirgin
>>685064835
Good taste
>>685076008
Whatever you say, anon.
>>685062676
tbh what a relationship like the underwoods have in house of cards would be god tier. Except for them being ok with just sleeping with other people since I can't imagine ever being attracted to another woman again if I met someone like claire. Howevere I suppose my ideal waifu couldn't have every body type when I wanted it so there's that.
>>685070775
This tbqh fam
A female one
>>685062676
Pretty, relatively intelligent, obedient, obsessed with me, preferably not a brunette with green eyes, I don't want her to remind me of my ex. I want one that won't say no to anything I ask of her, wheter it's playing with a whip or wearing goth or hippie clothes to match my whimsical looks in public. And a face like Ella Freya would also be nice.
>>685075452
U better be modest looking or at least have a feminine peen.
>>685069750
Fuck a kid and her Dad will kill you dead, assface.
>>685062676
One who would model for me whenever I want.
>>685070775
It would be a sad way to live
Really sad way
Fuck having kids, no sex is worth it
>>685076541
after attempting co copulate with a polish tank I need to dream of something that will never happen
>>685070775
you sound like a grandma. kys or at least take your metamucil.
>>685076225
i guess i have more self respect than that. plus most women don't want an overgrown man-child to take care of anyway. just sayin
She's prefect
>>685076769
fetal alcohol syndrome
Take the time out of this thread to take a look at my dubs
>>685076387
maybe if wymyn told you that real mean wear dresses and heels you'd do that too, i don't know. I just know when she's pregnant and can't work she's gonna want more than a fry cook makes to live on. girls ain't wanna take care of your ass
>>685076877
well played
>>685076491
Lol yeah it's quite puritan of me, but honestly, I was only serious about the first two.
>>685076677
Dubs of truth, but I am dead serious about my first two points.
>>685076736
SILENCE, HERETIC
>>685062676
a weird kinky one that will fuck the shit out of me and make me their bitch
>>685076877
Redhead, cute, loyal and submissive.
>>685076769
ha. she is looking better the older she gets.
>not bad.
>>685066556
More of this!
>>685076763
> implying someone who wants to take care of you means lack of self respect
Holy shit, dude. You're retarded.
So all women lack self respect cos men take care of them? Fucking lel. Enjoy your wizard hand for eternity you fucking pathetic sack of tranny dick.
loyal
everything else doesn't matter
>>685076877
Absolutely astounding, sir.
Eins
i want one who makes more than me, that way i can spend all her money on COD and cheetos while she works all day and i do dishes and laundry and "help out" haha. i can't give a woman protection so i'm happy to be a sissy 4cuck who let's wymyn provide for me cause they are better at everything anyway
>>685077604
Zwei
A girl who doesn't get all up in my business and leaves me the fuck alone from time to time.
Also one who has a good job and doesn't expect me to pay for everything.
A shorter one that can actually think for herself
Bookworm preferred so i can spend some time reading with her
>>685077383
you'd be suprised how much body odor and weight matter
>>685077642
Drei und vier
Also, one that doesn't smell weird and is not stupid af.
>>685077383
A 400kg land whale will be loyal cos she literally cannot go anywhere. Hope you're good at the sponge bath or enjoy the aroma or necrosis.
>>685077342
> implying someone who wants to take care of you means lack of self respect
you are a cum-gargling homeless crack-whored ass-puss stain who can't even make a coherent sentence let alone a sentient argument. take a fucking english class you 1st grade level educated snot nosed ass clown and shove your assumptions up your gaping ass.
children don't lack self-respect because parents take care of them, neither do women. a man however should, because gender is a fucking thing you shit-brained cum guzzling twat
The one I had
>>685078020
> not stupid af
> af
You're in luck, anon! 99.9% of women have more brain power than that 60hz ground hum of yours that you call brain activity.
>>685078283
BAWWWW
>>685078399
You're funny anon.
>>685078399
>brain power
are you ready?
>>685062676
one that plays Magic the gathering
is competitive
skinny and tall
8/10 face
willing to 69 whenever I ask
>>685062676
A live one would be nice; but you know beggars can't be choosers.
A boyfriend. A Gay One.
Women just want to pick you apart and examine every aspect of you.
Being single for so long has made this seem really creepy to me and I start looking for ways out once this starts happening.
>>685078197
Maybe you should read your own shite first. You don't want a woman taking care of you cos 'muh self respect'. By that logic, what makes the woman who wants you to take care of her?
But you go ahead and enjoy back breaking and ball busting manual labour cos from your recent post alone I can tell you only have enough brain cells to Wreck-it Ralph all over the place.
As for me, if I find a woman who wants to be the bread winner while I raise the family, then fuck yes. Or even better if she doesn't want kids.
By the way, anon
> shove your assumptions up your gaping ass
> shit-brained cum guzzling twat
Speaking of grade school language. Is your 'manliness' getting in the way of your ability to use adult words, or are you really this stupid?
>>685076763
>>685077617
>>685076953
Obviously hyperbole.
I wouldn't be able to respect a girl that needs me to survive and I respect myself too much to rely on being a sugar daddy to maintain a relationship (you should too).
Luckily my girlfriend doesn't support the modern feminist movement, but she's kind of the embodiment of what a true feminist would be without even realizing it. She's resourceful and successful, two traits not common in women outside of prostitutes.
>>685066673
I weigh less than that, want a geometric sternum tattoo, no color, and wouldn't mind gauges, I'm a hoop dancer and I love canoeing, long boarding, and camping. I'm going to at least two festivals this summer and I'm so excited. Extremely submissive in many ways, and I will listen to you, if for no other reason, because I hate making decisions. I don't do social media so much, but I like IBs late at night. I love calling guys daddy, I don't care what you do to my feet, and I've always wanted to give a guy a blowjob while he was driving, I just haven't gotten around to it yet. I would prefer to just swallow it but I'm not opposed to cum on face. I don't care what you do to my butt but I'm slightly scared of anal. I have a hardcore rape fetish which is what made me decide to write this reply that no one will believe. I love dressing up and teasing guys and getting new stuff and I looove food so I love to cook. Decently clean and organized. I have my child development associate, and I love children.
But my name is not Shannon, Miranda, Ashley, or Katie.
>>685078487
I wish I was original in that insult :/ the ground hum insult actually comes from 2 the Ranting Gryphon
> inb4 furry hatred
I literally don't care that he's a furry. His rants are hilarious cos he just gets so, so mad.
A mentally unstable one.
That seems to be my only type. They're just a lot of fun because they're pretty crazy in bed, I've found.
>>685079288
That's not the ending I was expecting. Unless your name is Steve.
>>685078660
Sorry, anon, I don't understand the reference
>>685079174
By that logic, what makes the woman who wants you to take care of her?
What the fuck are you even saying you shit brained ass wipe?
I'm guessing I make more than you, especially since your only aspiration in life is to be a cuck who stays home while his wife does all the hard work. You sir, are a man among men I'm sure.
>>685078883
but anon, that still isnt very specific
Do you want a top or bottom
A Sissy Slut, or Huge body type?
or are you just wanting the dick, because there's plenty of that anywhere, go get you some
>>685079556
no, it's a girly name.
>>685079501
I was being sarcastic.
>>685079697
That leaves me disappointed, anon.
>>685079836
why?
>>685079182
will you respect your children when they need you to survive?
We live in a very soft society, where one only needs to sit at a desk and do well on a test to get paid well and have their needs met.
But spend 3 hours in the woods my friend and if you go 45 minutes without a woman in the group asking you to carry something or to stop and take a break, you'll see that men still serve a useful purpose solely for the sake of being male, that is often under-utilized, and sadly, mocked in this society. I think you'd lose respect for women very quickly, based on what you said, if you even so much as went camping with women.
>>685079941
It would've been a good troll. I'm afraid now you're just a normal person.
>>685062676
One that isn't a cunt like SJWs and feminists.
One that doesn't make me want to fucking die.
>>685062676
this kind
one who is smart
nothing else matters
>>685080105
normal person? I am the person described in my post tbh. That is pretty normal information, but it's also pretty selective information.
>>685079577
Okay, let's break this down by sentence, anon. I'm not gonna quite your sentences, so you'll have to do a little thinking to keep track. I'll give you a hint, I'm going to start with the first thing you said.
1) This is your harebrained logic, not mine. I like keeping my options open, and I don't need to be the money maker to feel like a man.
2) For christ sake, can't you go one post without sounding like you're drooling on a teen with Tourette's?
3) You probably do make more money than me cos I live in a US with lower cost of living than average and horrendous labour laws that fuck the working man.
What about wanting to be stay at home makes me a cuck? Seriously, don't give in to this trend of using cuck incorrectly.
In case you didn't know, cuck is short for cuckhold, fun fact.
4) I'm surprised you could create sarcasm. I'm actually very proud of you. Maybe before this thread dies, you'll even use words with more than two syllables. Keep at it, champ!
>>685079723
Wow, you really that offended that I made a good joke and had the balls to source my material? Must be a sad, sad life you live.
>>685064835
just found my waifu
she looks kinda like ezgi from dying light the following
One who is fireproof and doesn't succumb to carbon monoxide inhalation.
>>685079992
You're using hyperbole as well. Obviously you need to take care of your children and you build them up to be able to take care of themselves some day. At least if you're a decent human being.
As for the second statement, I agree with you. She's actually surprisingly stubborn and wants to do everything herself without my help, which is actually very attractive. Raising our kids will probably be a nightmare though, because we both have that in common...
>>685080499
You are literally Cyril letting Lana fuck him with her hard strap-on.
I'm advocating for a more Archer type approach to life, which while yes, is stupider from time to time, is a hell of a lot more fun and more self-respecting than what you're advocating.
Please kindly go bend over and enjoy taking your wife's strap-on, since she obviously will be calling the shots and wearing the pants in your relationship.
Though sorry about the income put-down, if you truly don't make that much I could understand wanting to be with someone who did, that was asinine of me.
>>685081367
> dat rosecea
It's like she's not even trying to find a dermatologist. Looks like he's getting sucked off by a fucking strawberry.
>>685081483
>>685080499
Christ, is it summer already?
>>685062676
Someone who could make me a better person.
>>685081367
Someone that will suck your tiny weiner and has sausage fingers? I am sure you can just move to the south and find that.
>>685081655
You know, I didn't look at that picture that hard... BUt now that I rechecked. Look at her fucking fingernails...
>>685081204
nothing I said was exaggerated, nor does using exaggeration indicate someone's argument is flawed in the first place, but that's besides the point.
I'm guessing you're referring to the part about it only taking 45 minutes of being in the woods before the women start to bitch, but I was basing that off an experience I had so if that's what you meant I can assure you there was no hyperbole in my statement.
I see it as men's duty as a human and a decent person to take care of women as well as children. Of course they can return the favor, like if you're sick or injured, but for the most part, a man should not be a dependent on the woman if he can help it, extenuating circumstances not included. In my opinion it is either pure laziness or misguided feminism that could ever cause a man to think this is ok
>>685081483
> implying there's something wrong with liking it in the ass
I realised this about myself when I had a bf. But he was annoying so I broke up with him and got a dildo instead. It was a wise decision. This isn't to prove a point, just wanted to non sequitur.
It's not like I'm desperately seeking this type of situation. What I was trying to get at is I personally believe if you find the right person, and they want to be the head of household, I'm not gonna fuck up a good thing with that person in the name of pride.
>>685081606
As evidenced by your shit post, I'd say yeah.
I want a qt trans girlfriend.
>>685070072
first half was pretty realistic/normal
second half is cringe/autist city
>>685080853
Chloe from Life Is Strange
>>685062676
a bitchy asian gf who likes my wallet
>>685082099
There's nothing wrong with wanting to do band your whole high school career either, but we know how band kids get made fun of. Maybe go try a sport.
Same with jocks, maybe try reading a book every once in a while.
All I'm saying is a man is a man and that used to mean something. Sure a woman may have to take the lead every now and then and there's nothing wrong with that, in fact it'd be preferable if she were capable of doing so. But I couldn't and wouldn't take a back seat to my wife the entirety of our relationship, and frankly it has less to do with pride and is more out of principle than anything. If you want your wife to lead then fine, but have a backbone every now and then yourself.
my perfect girl
>white
>brown hair
>green eyes
>always keeps her hair long
>kinda tall
>likes sports and video games
>refers to herself as tpain
>vapes constantly
>only buys cars based on the amount of cupholders it has
>loves disney movies up to the point where its a mental illness
>no genitalia
>only listens to 1 song (ultralight beam)
>has a tattoo of spaghetti on her stomach
>only speaks in snake plisskin quotes
>backflips around instead of walking
>is ded
>>685083111
word cupholders are my fetish
>>685082895
> tfw I actually did band in high school and college
I think at this point we should agree to disagree. This most likely isn't going to go mich further
>>685062676
do not want.
humans are innately untrustworthy.
will not emotionally invest in another, will not be burned.
>>685062676
>weird as fuck
>open minded about music
>isnt a whore
>likes video games, of course
>intelligent
>>685083338
holy shit, probably not, that's about as reasonable a post as you're going to find a person make, especially on 4chan.
Go run to your safe space and have a good night. fuck
>>685082095
Exaggerating / adding to what is said doesn't help a discussion. That's actually something most women tend to do while we're on the topic.
I also never said I didn't make enough money to support myself a wife and two children (a house payment, 2 cars, etc.). I don't subscribe to feminism because the first world movement is ridiculous.
I was exaggerating dating a girl that makes more money than you, although my girlfriend probably will make more money than I do because she's going to college to become a doctor (I'm also in the medical field and already make good money).
I follow the philosophy of a gamma positive, but I have strong support in case I fail.
>>685083384
Betafag detected
>>685083384
oh, and also she isnt into pop/nigger culture (as in she doesnt use words like "bae", doesnt like shitty music like waka flocka and beyonce, doesnt give a shit about whats cool or popular, talks like a white person).
>>685083626
wow, you must be quite the psychologist to come to that conclusion with such little information.
>>685083626
id burger king this wendys bitch so fucking mcfast
>>685083483
> implying I think safe space is meaningful
Fuck straight the fuck off you slope headed fucking monkey nigger. I can tolerate a lot of shit, but vieled implication that I buy in to any bit of the Tumblr quackfuckery is a great way to get me pissed off.
Fuck you.
Fuck your microdick that will never satisfy a woman.
Fuck your machismo bullshit.
Fuck your Archer bullshit.
Enjoy your 'manly' married life until your wife fucking murders you cos you have to beat her to feel like a fucking man you goddamn troglodyte.
>>685083503
According to that I'd probably be Beta Positive or Gamma Positive. A little of both.
Boogie probably shouldn't be in with the Omegas. I mean, the dude has a smoking hot wife, that alone should count for something. Not to mention he's super rich from his YouTube and Twitch channels.
>>685084166
>According to that I'd probably be Beta Positive or Gamma Positive.
yeah, thats what you think.
>>685084166
Nothing's wrong with being beta as long as you're not negative. I went through Beta-, Beta+, and then Gamma+. Met my girlfriend a few years ago and things are falling into place.
Also, I assume boogie is the bigger guy in the blue shirt. I think they're referring to the "character" he plays, not him as a person. His videos were hilarious, but I forgot his name.
>>685084543
At least he's not a Beta- like you, friend :).
One that genuinely enjoys my company without only just wanting sexual things like my ex.
>>685084634
i bet you think youre a beta positive or gamma positive too lol.
>>685084818
Your Beta- is still showing.
>>685083503
went from B- to G- to G+. i accepted that im not like most people and pursued my dreams. feels good.
>>685084543
Yea, that is what I think. Good eye.
>>685084570
Well I look up to Gamma+ more than Alpha+, as they're described there. So I'm not sure what that would really make me. My major is computer engineering, to go into hardware development, but my dream jobs, or projects I do in my free time, are all creative.
>>685084979
the fact that you sidestepped my statement to continue to call me a beta- is very telling.
>>685065604
So you want to basically talk about music, live by it and such stuff
boring af
>>685085014
>>685084166
Happy for you, bros. Hope it's smooth sailing for all of us.
>>685085136
>Yea, that is what I think. Good eye.
maybe youre actually a delta. youre too dumb to be a beta-.
>>685076541
>or wearing goth or hippie clothes to match my whimsical looks in public
>obvious neet
>being this picky
>>685066673
everything you posted is contradictory lol. the hippy festival chicks youre talking about dont shave their legs or believe in being with just 1 person aka loyalty. theyre almost all cheating whores that just sleep with whatever dj or dreadlocked suntanned guy grinds up on them and pretends to be spiritual. good luck getting them to do sexy things like you described cuz the real hippy chicks you say you want that are into permaculture n shit arnt down with that. the corset wearing ones fake ass fire fan spinner ones are though
>>685085292
Are you really too stupid to recognise sarcasm?
>>685085402
I got tired of responding to this guy after he used his obviously superior logic to realize I sidestepped a question. Don't bother feeding him.
Like her, but also chilled out, loves sex
>>685085535
He sounds a lot like an Omega-
>One that runs too
>Is sarcastic but not mean
>Can talk about anything with them like they're one of my best friends
>Not extremely jealous
>>685085174
> implying I don't do all that already
I literally only work cos I like affording the music shit I have.
We're all different, anon, and music is my absolutely psychotic obsession. If you find it boring, we weren't meant to date/fuck/whatever. And that's no skin off my damn nose, cos I'm gonna keep doing how I do as will you.
Also
> boring af
> af
Please commit suicide in such a horrendous way that I can write a song about it.
>>685062676
not a god damn nigger roastie.
>>685065604
ugh, fuck that. have you ever been in a relationship? doing music would be a way to have some time to yourself, you dont want to over saturate each others lives with each other. being codependent is not good. also fuck being in a band with a girlfriend/wife. anything happens, the band is fucked. no thanks.
>>685062676
Kinda like the daughter of Grace in the show Grace & Frankie.
Really annoys me that my current gf cuddles so damn much.
>>685086403
It worked for Die Antwoord kinda.
>>685085402
>lol i was just kidding u idiot!
>>685074944
thanks for the wallpapers anon
also that cunt who replied to you earlier is a fucking moron
What makes the ideal girlfriend?
For me, it's based on the following attributes:
- Aesthetics: You must find them attractive (obviously)
- Sanity: Although sex with a crazy girl is awesome. They need to be fairly down-to-earth.
- Sense of Humour: If they don't laugh at my jokes, forget about it.
- Sex Drive: They must have a good sex drive and be confident/open to try new things.
- Family: If they have a shit family, then that's going to cause problems for you in the long run.
>>685085535
looks like i hit the nail on the head.
>>685086403
>>685086535
Truth be told, the way I handle music is about the only non normie interest I have. Other than that, I fucking game and browse 4chan.
Maybe a recording sound engineer gf? Then our work lives would only intersect when it came time to make an EP or album yet I could still get some music nerding in.
>>685086601
I'm pretty sure he's trolling. You have to try to be that pessimistic.
>>685086537
Yep, definitely Omega-
My ex girlfriend :(
>>685086891
wow, but thats the lowest one! youre really hurting my feelings you know.
>>685086994
You feel that way now Anon, but that'll pass.
Maybe this will help you like it helped me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByPzzT9ScFA
Many years later, and I finally got my shit together. You'll find someone right for you like I did.
Literally this
>>685062676
A traditional nice submissive girl
>>685086800
>Maybe a recording sound engineer gf?
well that would just be perfect.
im writing music with a friend of mine. hes the boyfriend of a friend, i met him through her. it gets annoying because we'll be working on something and she'll come in as if shes a part of the band and start making suggestions. she cant even play anything other than the cajon, which no one cares about, a toddler could play it.
>>685087404
autism, everybody.
-super down with a chick that wears goth fashion, but not to the extreme. pretty much having a keen fashion sense is imparative. cannot be with a girl that dresses like a clueless 12 year old or a mormon
-submissive and not a bitch. but dominant in bed occasionally
-completely into having me crossdress in bed
-skinny
-at least a 7 looks wise
-nice firm tits. dont care what size, as long as its not flat
-nice curvy ass
-down to do stuff all the time and down to do new stuff
-friendly down to earth nice personality.
-good sense of humor
-likes me for me and isnt trying to mold me to be something or demanding i achieve some level of monetary success (like almost every girl ive ever been with)
-preferably rich. mainly cuz im tired of broke ass bitches
-has a car/drives
-doesnt live 100 miles away. tired of only meeting girls that live like 20+ miles away
-good hygene
-good taste in music (ok this might be asking for too much. generally the cuter a girl, the worse her taste in music lol)
-has her own apartment
-doesnt want to have children
![ZIqkTd6.gif[img].gif](https://i.imgur.com/nOy6dHD.gif "ZIqkTd6.gif[img].gif")
>>685086616
Fuck. This post is pretty damn good.
>pic
>>685086994
Sorry /b/ro. Hope you stay strong and find someone far better.
Asian, Christian, and still cool with me selling drugs.
>>685064733
>>685087802
Faggot, everybody
>>685088024
id rather be gay than autistic.
>>685066673
nice anon, I'm confident one day you'll find her. best of luck!
>>685066673
>hippie
>clean, organized, hygienic
>>685064733
ok
>>685070271
she has really strange hands
>>685066673
big gauges fucking kill yourself you fucking degenerate nigger fucking bastard
>>685087976
The fuck is that
>>685062676
Basically one that isn't an overly feminine pouting limp wristed bitch, and does shit on her own without expecting men's help.
Also has that "cool" look like pic related.
>>685087730
Holy shit, I'd probably tell her to fuck off if she's interrupting a recording session like that.
njoi
imgur/a/eyFUq
>>685088504
how it going, new new friend?
One that's DTF and not ugly af.
>>685088720
we're not doing any real recording, just writing and demos and shit. its still fucking annoying though, and i do tell her to shut the fuck up on a regular basis.
>>685088406
this guys been going to too many festivals. probably seeing all the slutty pseudo hippy chicks with dreads walking around parties being slutty and wishes he could get with one of them rofl
funny story. went with a guy to a festival that looked like the singer of coldplay and clearly had brain damage cuz even his own family was like 'can you watch out for him for us'. dude was slow as fuck. even this dude managed to nab one of these hippy chicks this guy wants to get with, and was banging her all weekend.
this is either proof that anyone can get with these bitches or that they all have the downs and like guys with dwns like them
>>685088867
Good man. Fortunately in my attempts to make a band happen, whenever girlfriends were there for practice, they shut their fucking mouths. It was beautiful
>>685088806
I love this meme. If not knowing what every picture or gif on 4chan is makes you a new fag, then you should be able to see why every other board hates /b/. People like you belong on /pol/
>>685079288
>>685066673
This should be on one of those "inside the world of severe autism" documentaries. I'm genuinely curious how someone ends up with the thought "I'm going to start a thread on /b/ about the kind of girlfriend all these /b/etas want, then I'm going ro reply to it with a long ass elaborate post on my deranged neckbeard fantasies, and then reply to that post posing as a female who fits those fantasies."
>>685069220
She get deported?
>>685089253
Be careful what you ask for. No man has returned from that level of autism alive.
Ex
>>685089169
my expectation isnt that you know every gif and picture that ever gets posted here. its just an extremely common gif and if you havent seen it youre probably pretty new.
A different one.
The one I have is amazing and I love her to death. But I have wanderlust and I'm a fucking idiot for not being able to just settle down.
>>685089253
kekles
>>685070271
qt, congrats anon
>>685089518
Have you tried just settling the fuck down and not using fucking stupid words like wanderlust?
>>685089517
>implying /b/ is the only board on 4chan
Really m8
>>685089115
the funny thing is that her boyfriend doesnt even stick up for her. its probably because i knew her first and we have that kind of shit talking relationship, but its also because he obviously feels the same way, he just cant say it lol.
>>685071715
This is so fucking true. Women who grew up around the 80s and after, have been taught that the world revolves around them, that everyone attending a race gets a prize, and that their feelings are more important than other people's rights. Modern women are self centered cunts by default, and they're only different if they had some kind of a struggle growing up, and had to have some meaningful thoughts.
It's not just women though, modern men are in a similar position, it's just less prevalent because men are still expected to be more independent.
>>685090252
this x100. couldnt agree more. its a nightmare trying to date now. foreign chicks are sooooooo much more down to earth. american girls are a fucking nightmare
>>685090252
Depends on where you are, who you interact with. I go to college near LA, and most of the women majoring in English or philosophy or those sorts of fields are, but art majors and science majors tend to be more independent.
>>685074878
Hey if you're still here how about someone from outside the us entering one of those military programs where you serve for like 4 years, and then get a green card? How likely am I to die? I'd guess they send the more expendable ones to more deadly zones.
I'm white btw
>>685090252
this is why i gave up on dating. im 25, im tired of all that shit.
>genuinely kind and honest
>self-aware
>not self-centered
>has a life of her own
>but is super loyal
>likes to spend 3/4 weekends on the couch in pajams watching cartoons with me
and most importantly
>actually likes me
>>685090252
>>685090654
>>685090904
I'm the guy with the original suggestion. You can usually tell how a girl is within 30 minutes of hanging out with them. Just pay attention to the things they talk about. If they gossip too much, don't have a clear direction in life, or seem purposely floaty / fake gtfo.
>>685090897
Turns out I'm also the same guy...
You're not considered expendable at all, I worked with a Mexican and South African that did the same 4 year thing. You actually work toward citizenship (even better if that's your plan to move here). I'm not sure of the specifics though, but the US is REALLY trying to be equal opportunity because it looks good to the public. They won't waste money training you and throw it away. Just make sure you're in an actual career (do something in the medical field when you apply) and not military police / security forces. (USAF is the best no matter what they tell you, they treat their people better)
>>685090904
>>685091886
Forgot to add, I was 24 and fed up with it before I met my girlfriend too. Just focus on driving toward your own goals and you'll wind up running into someone along the way.
>>685062676
Damn OP that is a sexy ass cunt you got there. Let's get some sauce on this bitch
>>685062676
A real one
>>685090817
Went to college in the midwest, felt the opposite.
I was a math/sci major, girls in the STEM fields were either insane or egotistical or both. The nicest, sweetest girls were the ones in the English department.
>>685092644
Huh, I would think that the girls smart enough to go into science would be the ones that would avoid all the retardation. That's how it is here
