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This dude texted my gf, trips dictates how I respond.

Anything Goes Edition
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say "this thread will get replies"
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Tell him to fuck off and stop wasting everyone's time.
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>>685061791
Call him a worthless nigger
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Invite him to a hotel then beat the shit out of him.
That's how you normally deal with types of fags who step up
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"Fuck off, nigger. This bitch is mine, and if you ever message her again, I will find you, slit your throat, and fuck your pet."
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>>685062028
This
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>>685062230

Rerolling.
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>>685062028
Rolling for this.
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>>685062028
Rolling.
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>>685061791
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>>685061791
set up meeting, confront him and punch him till he taste his bones
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seal copypasta
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>>685062233
>Mfw
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>>685061791

If you ever text me again I swear to god I will have my boyfriend beat the life out of you with a rolled up stack of pictures of him fucking me while we laugh at your Facebook page, you limp wristed, weak willed, micropenis wielding faggot.
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>>685062625
Why would you post us here? What have we ever done to you?
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>>685062625
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>>685062719
still dub dubs
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>>685062720
Roll
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>>685062720

holy roll
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>>685062625
This shit
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These are awfully low stakes for trips to be wasted on
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>>685062999
Kek
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>>685062999
Nigger
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>>685062999
YOU FAGGOT
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Why does he even have her number in the first place?

Cheating whore gf
confirmed
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>>685062999
>IRONY
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Im lesbian and you're one ugly dyke
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>>685061791
Trips for you to respond to a nigga hitting your bitch up? Ask your gf y the fuck she gave the fool her #
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>>685062999
Waiting for op to deliver
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>>685062999
holy fuck you autistic faggot

assuming op isn't dumb enough to use this rerolling for seal pasta
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fuck her take pic and send him pic
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Yo nigga what the fuck you is cuh, I fuck yo bicch nahmsaying dawg. Faggonigga express lima bean looking ho.
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>>685062999
nice
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"Look, I'm only interested in talking to you if you're into penetration. My boyfriend bought us a replica horse cock dildo, and he and I both want to use it on someone. My bf doesn't think you're man enough to take it, but from what I've seen of your ass it looks like it's taken a good pounding or two before. So what do you say? Do you want to come over and experiment with us? ;)"
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>>685063393
Nig
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>>685062999
You have to send it OP
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Seal pasta
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If he is texting her, you might as well be a jerk who doesn't gives two shits for her and he wants to be in your position.
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>>685062720
Rolling for this
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>>685063442
roll
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>>685061791
>OP = Cuck
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>>685063442
kek almost roll
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>>685062720

rollin fo' dis
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>>685062720
Rolling for this
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I have a feminine penis
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>>685063442
rerolling
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Ebonics
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>>685062720
dis
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>>685062720
>>685062720
>>685062720
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>>685062999
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C'mon
>delivar faggot
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>>685062720
Reroll
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>>685063442
roll
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>>685062999
Send this, OP
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Have you ever had the fantasy of shoving a sharpie up my poop chute?
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>>685062999
/thread
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>>685062720

reroll
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>>685062720
c'mon this
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>>685061791
This dude is probably some obsessed asshole she ignores and for whatever reason, won't block the fucking number. I've had dudes from my past do that and I just block them.
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>>685063442
reroll
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>>685062720

DO THIS OP
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>>685063923
Reroll
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My boyfriends says you have to rim his gay friend on cam first if you want a shot with me. I think it's hot as hell. Do you like black guys?
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>>685063442
>>685063442
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Reroll
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>>685064238
???
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>>685062999
I don't understand why people are rolling, OP's gotta send this verbatim.
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>>685062720
C'monnnn
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>>685064336
>>685064238
??
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OP deliver faggot
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>>685063744
>>685063977
>>685064366
Three dubs for this one already
>>685062720
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>>685063442
this
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>>685063442
rollerino
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>>685063442
Roll for this.
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>>685063442
This
Or...>>685062720
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man i hate niggers
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>>685062720

This is literally the only good post.
roll
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>>685062720
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>>685062720
roll
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You are a white male nigger
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>>685063442
check my dubs
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>>685062720
Please, hiroshimoot, grant me the trips to get this posted
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>>685063442
acquire trips
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>>685062720
CMON
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>>685062720
Op. Respond
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trip
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>>685063393
Rolllllllllllliiiibf
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send me a picture of your asshole gaped open and i will return the favor.
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>>685062720
roll
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oh hey sorry whats up
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>>685065200
rolland
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deliver op you silly fucking kipper
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My bf isn't home, what do you think of this? ;)

(send pic related)
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>>685062720
This.
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>>685065363
>>685065363
>>685065363
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>>685062720
Oooga booga. Nigger. You understand that? You fucking forehead protruding ape. Go drive your knuckles into the earth and suck a dead horses cock
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>>685062720
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>>685062720

OP just fucking send this and then change to dubs
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>>685062720
This
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>>685065363
boy butt/10
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>>685065200
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>>685063442
quads count
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>>685062720
Send this already
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>>685065399
>>685065499
Pay attention faggy op. Losing interest. Fucking do something.
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>>685065544
double dubs
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>>685065363
OP. Make action
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>>685062720
OP THIS GOD FUCK
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>>685061791
She's busy
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You fucking suck OP. Do anything. Jesus.
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>>685062720
Op you faggot deliver at some point with this one
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I hope you die tomorrow op. I'm going to rape you when I find you and give you my herpes
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>>685063442
do it
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>>685065200
z
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Couple of things.

>not sure if they went through

You know they went through. Don't use that line.

>your

I know it's confusing because your/you're sound the same, but fucking figure out the difference. If I were that girl I would never talk to you again simply because you are clearly functionally illiterate, and I wouldn't want to be the one responsible for your inferior genes finding their way into the gene pool.
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>>685061791
Op if your gfs name is brianna L. Or bri i kno who your talking about....no joke man
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Why would you make it trips you cock gobbling faggot? We'll be here all fucking night.

Also, this>>685062720
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>>685061791
Offer him a threesome with your GF saying you each can take a hole
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sorry, I'm only interested in Donald Trump
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>>685065990
Reroll for this
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>>685062720
Holy shit send this already faggot
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>>685062999
Rolling for this
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>>685065905
We'll give me her number so I can fuck her. this cuck faggot op obviously doesn'tdeserve her
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>>685063442
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>>685065771
ho ho, this
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>>685062720
OP stop being a cunt and fucking send this

DELIVARRRRR
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sorry I only date niggers
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>>685066273
roll
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>>685066301
kek
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>>685066301
Reroll
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>>685062720
Been long enough faggot send it
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Op. Do the right thing. Acknowledge the small angry group of faggot so you have created
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>>685066301
rol
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Where is OP?
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>>685062720
re rollan'
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>>685066407
This, don't be the asshole that doesn't deliver
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>>685062720
Roll
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>>685066301
roll
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>>685062720
Holy shit op fucking hell send this
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>>685066172
Roll
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>>685062720
This looks fun.
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>>685066301
This
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>>685063442
quints
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>>685062720
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Quads
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>>685066301
kek, roll
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>>685062720

dude. the people have spoken. SEND IT
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This just in: OP is a cumguzzling faggot.
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>>685062720
Goddamnit
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Sorry I didn't respond the other day, when my boyfriend saw someone had texted me he hit me really hard and broke my phone. I just got a new one today. I can text but it will be sporadic I can't let him catch me.
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>>685062720
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Gayyyy
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>>685063442
>>685063442
>>685063442
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>>685062720
Op plz
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>>685062720
Roll
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>>685066764
Rolling
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>>685066888
winner winner
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"Hey whats up :)"
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>>685066888
FUCKING FINALLY
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>>685066888
>>685066888
>>685066888

Deliver, OP
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>>685066764
You said anything goes op
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>>685062720
Rolling for this, Chek em
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>>685066888
Winner winner chicken dinner
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>>685066888
there is a god
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>>685066888
About time
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Greg louganis anus
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>>685066888

OP deliv.rar
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>>685066888
OP better deliver
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What a needy little shit. Fucking retard doesn't even know the difference between "your" and "you're." How in the motherfucking hell do kids not comprehend 4th grade grammar these days? Christ. This fucking tryhard... That's so unattractive to women. Insecure fucker.
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>>685062720
rolling for this
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>>685066888
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>>685062720
Reroll
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op is a fag, this thread is bait.
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>>685066888

Fucking bullshit, other one is way funnier
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Hey nigger faggot, can I sipple on your nipple?
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My fingers are poopy. It's my personal choice whether or not to use bathroom tissue. Our male dominant society has forced me to abide and I refuse.
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bump OP get your gf's phone back and fucking deliver
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>>685065990
Rolling for this! Post photos
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So gay
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>>685061791
Ask him if he wants to tug your beard as he licks the sweat from the back of your knee.
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>>685066888
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When are these threads not fake
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Send a pic of your hairy asshole
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OP please post the fucking picture
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>>685062625
TOP CORN
O
P

C
O
R
N
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>>685066888
Faggot op delivar or kill yourself, either works
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>>685068888
Mother of Quads..
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>>685068888
Fuckin checked
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>>685068888
Ya gotta now OP you piece of horse shit
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Everybody abandon thread
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>>685070535
oh NOW you faggots realize OP's a faggot
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>>685062720
Roll
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Underage
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>>685062720
Roll for this
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