Sewer king of /b/ part 2; if the last thread 404'd, come
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Sewer king of /b/ part 2; if the last thread 404'd, come here and post updates regarding Sewer king. Godspeed.
this is now regarding RESCUE STRATEGIES as I am convinced he is trapped.
Pls don't die OP I want to have your children
Sewer princes and proncesses
yo we gata call dem copz
>>685056478
I hope sewer king is ok. The absolute madman
>>685056478
i dont know where i am. i threw up some.
i am also soaking wet. on the way out i hit my head on the metal bars.
the green stuff is covering this sewage river
>>685056800
you be crazy tyrone. ain`t no body got time fo dat
Someone in Oslo should notify police
>>685056697
The last post i saw he said he was going deeper than ever before and could only take a mini flashlight...... RIP OSLO BUM
>>685056878
HOLY SHIT HE LIVES
give this man a million dollars
>>685056800
What we know: He's around Majorstuen, Oslo somewhere, and they're dye testing
>>685056878
HOLY SHIT HE'S ALIVE
>>685056800
>THIS NIGGA
>>685056878
I would declare that sewer King is okay, but it was revealed right before the last thread 504'd that someone was rp'ing as sewer King.
>>685056878
FAKE
bump thread
>>685057090
>>685057102
I agree. this is a different style of photo as well. not taken with the same camera either.
>>685057102
Fast typing kicked my ass yet again.
>>685057188
FAKE
>>685057291
ILL FUCK YOU MOM
>>685056878
Not OP. It is in the middle of the night in Oslo. Faggot.
tl dr plz missed last thread
>>685057270
ALSO oslo man would KNOW where he is if he had made it out. he is a seasoned sewer king veteran for fucks sake.
>>685057291
FAKE
>>685056478
Timestamp, Sewer king :D ?
>>685056478
Missed the 1st thread, someone catch me up, this looks interesting
>>685056478
>>685056878
That's a lot of antifreeze
>>685057363
But daddy's dead....
>>685056878
fuck you, bring me the true sewer king
>>685056478
Anyone have screen caps of last thread?
>>685057377
It's the night, yeah, but it's not dark.
You know the globe tilts, right?
>>685057425
Some homes less bulb lives in the Norwegian sewers and found this glowing slime. We asked him questions and he answered. Later on he went exploring and got stuck.
>>685056952
bish pleez shaniqua, I'm dun gun call the copz cuz I'm worried bout Deshawn
>>685057381
there's a man who lives in a sewer in Oslo and has been there for 3 years. Eats trash, constructs trash, steals phones and gold watches. Has many phones, and was persuaded by us to go into a deeper, unexplored part of the sewer. Not sure if he is actually alive or not
>>685057425
Druggie lives in a sewer and found some green liquid. Went into a tight space and hasn't been heard from since. No timestamps were posted.
>>685057548
I have the whole thread capped
>>685057270
>>685057377
>>685057391
All Adds up
I was buying alcohol and chips, fill us faggots who missed the first thread in or I'll ass rape you all without a courtesy spit.
>>685057425
well sewer king of Oslo who lives there has been exploring new parts of the sewer system at night while providing photos. last we heard he was venturing into a dark area tracing some green fluid (confirmed by anons as sewer dye). he left his phone and ventured deep into a narro passage with only a flashlight. he usually returned every 10 mins or so with a photo and update, but that was the last we heard of him. lots of wannabes trying to pretend to be him but ive been watching closely.
>>685056969
Call the Cincinnati fire department for teh helps
>>685057641
*constructs traps
>>685057425
Sewer king found green mystery liquid in his underground home, started following it to the source. Last post he said he had to go through a narrow gap, nothing after that
>>685057669
Post em or imgur?
>>685057786
Oh shit, you again.
>>685057586
In the pic it is bright sunlight.
I made this for that one guy
>>685057669
Good i was on mobile and ran to my desktop when i realized what was actually happening but 404d by the time i got there
SUMMON THE SEWER KING OF OSLO
>>685057641
Persuaded? Nobody really asked him to do anything.
When does OP fight batman
>>685057669
care to post?
>>685057641
Thank you, kind anon.
>>685057895
Mascot for the sewer king of Oslo has been made
>>685057669
Post it to /r/4chan, get dat karma
>>685057887
Dude, I'm literally looking out my window right now. Oslo's a bit foggy in the hills, but fairly bright.
>>685058074
he asked if he should, we encouraged him
I say he's been faking the hole time and run out off fluorescin dye sewer pics
How does he post from INSIDE the sewer system?
>>685058189
implying that the mascot of the sewer king wouldnt be a turtle. yeah, right.
>>685057895
it's... beautiful. thank you. ^_^
This is what I have from last thread. Not much but it has the Sewer king in it
>>685058191
Go search OP or get him help then!
>>685058110
I'm uploading, give me a sec
I have EVERYTHING capped
>>685058377
His selfie is definitely NOT him. An image search showed a couple pages of results.
>>685058377
Cool, my comment is highlighted
>>685058536
imgur link as well?
>>685058505
Fuck you, make me.
>>685056478
Isn't that the origin story for the Ninja Turtles?
>>685058696
Please?
>>685058696
Pleas anon sewer king needs u now more than ever
>>685058811
Sewer King isn't King because he needs some lazy fucks help, don't sweat it.
Rip sweet prince
>>685058811
Trains don't start running for an hour, and what I'm gonna call the cops "Some dude on the internet say he went in the sewers and he's not posting anymore.
Yeah.
Like somewhere around Majorstuen.
What?
No, that's your job.
Hello?"
Good idea, man, I'll try that.
>>685059194
exactly lol
>>685058678
Since I capped every post, and saved every pic, it's easier to do something different
I'm gonna post a zip folder probably
>>685059130
>MayMay
He died as he lived, the king of garbage and sewers
somewhat screencapped imgur link:
http://imgur.com/a/U6YLL
>>685059330
For Sewer King, death is only the beginning.
>>685059261
Someone already posted to r/4chan
>>685057865
>imgur
gtfo
Someone call someone to see if he's dead
Sewer king is le master troll and baited us all just so that he could stop posting so we waste our time.
>>685059419
Yeah but who the fuck would go there
We're not all faggots you know
>No timestamp
>Only 3 vague pics
i think its time to give up on sewer king and just hope for the best. it's been a slice.
>>685059701
How does that NOT sound like the work of the SEWER king, hes no king of computers.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ljy65ed74k75e62/Sewer%20King%20Pictures.zip?dl=0
^ Every post and picture from last thread
Only saved the pics worth saving though
What is the over under on sewer king having super powers now
>>685059487
Alright faggot, tweet the cops then
@
oslo
politi
ops
>>685059902
80% for
>>685059902
I'd say "probably"
SEWER KING WILL RETURN AS KING OF OSLO!
hey guys i'm back. switched to another phone because i dropped the other one
followed the tunnel down and got here. looks like there's a drop, should I go down it?
All you faggots who keep saying call the police and shit, they're not gonna listen to a bunch of retards on the internet and waste time based off a bunch of pictures w/o evidence.
>>685060195
HE'S FUCKING BACK
OH GOD
>>685060195
any REAL sewer king would know what to do. He never asked us shit.
>>685060195
fake this is in london.
Google search this photo.
FAKE
>>685060195
>Just do It
>>685060046
Well, there's the slight inconvenience of the drugs. Gotta factor in that multiple-year heroin-fuckwithery.
>>685060195
yes
>>685060195
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-27153832
FALSE PROPHET! TO THE DUNGEON!
>>685060195
fake confirmed, google.
>>685060195
Oh so you're in London now?
>>685060350
Yeah, you right.
>>685060365
why its not 100
>>685060195
>>685060387
Goddamnit, fuck me
>>685060195
nice try faggot.
>>685060195
http://emgn.com/entertainment/22-insane-discoveries-from-the-worlds-sewers/
You sir are a faggot
>>685060195
fake ass nigga bitch
>>685060195
YOU ARE NOT OUR SEWER KING. OFF TO THE RICE WITH YOU, MOTHERFUCKER
>>685060496
>implying it's OP
Story?
>>685060509
Fair play
>>685060701
look through the thread you fucking autist
>>685056478
Because OP didn't.
Has someone screencapped the firat thread?
>>685060701
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ljy65ed74k75e62/Sewer%20King%20Pictures.zip?dl=0
Dropbox DL for all the posts in the first thread
TL;DR guy is sewer king
>>685060793
And you're the autist, original thread is gone
>>685060639
Seriously? I was calling him out for using a pre-existing photo of the London sewers. Only a retard would think that was sewer king
>>685060912
>being this retarded
numerous people explain IN THIS FUCKING THREAD what the story is
>>685061120
Sorry I thought you meant to look through the original thread, I misunderstood you
>>685061271
it's cool
Guys its been alot of fun.
i found a guy on facebook who looked like a rat and turns out he worked in the sewer.
the rat guy is Ellef Berge Ellefsen. search him up lol.
lol. im adding some screenshot where u see im OP. or sewage king or whatever
Guys I think sewer king is either fake or trapped
>>685061476
How does this prove your OP?
>>685061486
h-he's trapped
>>685058653
Actually take a look at the results faggot.
They're just European databases n shit.
>>685061476
oh shit we all got trolled. Gj faggot
Last thread imgurs just finished uploading
http://imgur.com/a/XM283
>>685060195
this guy is a poser. I didn't ever get to this place, but I did find some stuff on the ground. Chewed the gum, still tasted fresh. going to see what else I can find.
Press F to pay respects to Sewer Man.
OP, if you can't post time stamp, post shoe on ground
>>685061476
That doesn't prove shit
>>685061476
i have screens of the whole thing but its too big. the first one didnt prove anything so i found some responses.
>>685061476
Well
It's been fun anyways.
>>685061908
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>685061908
OUR KING HAS RETURNED
>>685061908
>still tasted fresh
>>685061908
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/youll-never-believe-what-been-4657492
>>685061908
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2841312/Prosthetics-piranhas-dead-COW-bizarre-items-sewers.html
Brah
>>685062222
wtf waste of quads
>>685062105
You fucking nigger. Who comes to /b/ and just fucking lies to all of us.
>>685062222
okay, you got me.
i made a face face accountXD
>>685062433
everyone.
>>685062278
Thank's for killing the story guy.
>>685062105
>>685062433
Welcome to /b/ newfag. Oh summer...
>>685061908
Motorola ROKR E1
>>685062615
>thanks for killing the story
>the fake part of the story
>it wasn't OP
OP posted OC images, that ain't an OC image, that ain't OP
>>685061908
u made me rename my folder for this
>>685060195
No.
You have made enough bad choices.
>>685062779
hes still out there. oc was posted in original thread. i am still afraid of sewer kings likely demise.
I love 4chan for threads like this. Even if it's fake (like this one) it's really entertaining.
>>685062770
Do you see the real OP?
I want to read something interesting.
If the real OP shows up then I'm sure one of us will link it.
has the real sewage guy posted anything since the other thread?
>>685063059
>>685063283
no. this thread has been barren of the sewer king and filled with trolls. the original photo however is his OC from the original thread.
>>685063203
I read the entire OP thread,
Put it on imgur too
http://imgur.com/a/XM283
>>685063283
ps he is not the sewage guy
he is the SEWER KING
>>685063367
>>685063430
>http://imgur.com/a/XM283
Thanks mate. here have a screeny of another thread
>>685063848
how do you take a shit and not piss, even a little.
>>685063848
What the fuck
>>685064173
>>685057895
make sure these go together
...and we never heard from the sewer king again
>>685063430
Fuck, Think you're gonna to a best of capture? because I think it's gonna have to be across 3 images to get the good bits.
I might have to puit it on my todo list.
But I got desu posting/writing to do my pasta is getting stale.
>>685064708
we were the last people he ever talked too, what a way to go
>>685064742
Not right now, I'd do it tomorrow though, it's 11:40 and I have a standardized test in my first block tomorrow mornning
>>685064916
*11:40 at night to clarify
>>685064916
Awesome. I've got the link saved, so It'll get done either way. Thanks for taking the time to cap that.
Death..
Is only the Beginning.
>>685065174
I have a dropbox link with the actual pictures in the posts
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ljy65ed74k75e62/Sewer%20King%20Pictures.zip?dl=0
>>685065283
Cool, But I avoid dropboxes. Good times were had, hence why.
But I'm not sure if their security has beefed in latter time.
Also don't use your personal email for them.
Use cockmail or someshit.
so he is dead or this was a scam?
>>685065803
he is real, just not in this thread. Previous thread was fucking glorious. He decided to go down deeper into the sewers without his phone and has yet to return
>>685065996
He will return and bring forth the ten plagues
>>685065705
Not my personal e-mail or name attached to it at all, I don't care
Here's an imgur link I just made, then
http://imgur.com/a/aqtKA
>>685065996
Probably the methane gas got to him.
>>685066007
>>685066110
>>685066177
>>685066359
this happened to a worker in my city. He was checking a particular sewer then died by the gases. Then, the guy taking him out died too. They taked the two of them after with proper gear
>>685062105
>>685061476
Not real OP just a nigger pretending to be OP in the last thread, didn't post any OC what a retard
fuck it smells, I can see two tunnels splitting. Am sorry, got kind of stuck wifi is 1 bar will take pic
>>685066728
Oh shit...
Maybe, maybe it will be like in Jaws when Hooper came back at the end of the movie?
Someone fill me in on wtf is going on
>>685067027
IS THIS IT? IS IT THE REAL OP?
>>685067243
http://imgur.com/a/XM283/
>>685067027
This better be real
>>685067222
nice trips but fuck you for ruining the movie for me
>>685067027
please be real
I'm also OP. Followed the green stuff down about seven levels into a bigger open room. I hear strange noises, there must be something more around here.
>>685067526
It's been out since '75, anon. You've have time.
>>685067775
No fucking way you're OP, this post is fake
>>685058779
jesus christ the ninties had some some fucked up cocaine
>>685067888
Trips don't lie, anon confirmed not OP
I wonder if its possible to find his camp somewhere in the sewage system:/
>>685061908
FUKKIN BUBBLE TAPE
>>685067888
yes that was not Sewer OP, because I am. I ventured so far down I'm now seeing the green water falling onto the core of the planet. This sewer sure is big! Will take pic once I have found a new phone this battery almost ded.
k had to take pic an get back to spot with little wifi. Am going to go left tunnel, I see little light it's really tight and dark sorry 4 quality
>>685068218
Someone in Oslo should take a look around, maybe they'll find sewer king's body
>>685068581
Why, faggot. Why
>>685060857
excuse me but what hte fuck
>>685068581
Turn flash on idiot
Next time on /b/
Where is the Sewer King?
>>685067027
>>685068581
Reverse shows nothing, fuck pleas b real.
>>685068581
reserving my part in /b/ history
>>685069167
>take picture of nothing in dark room
>am now sewer guy
>give me your phone
Posting in epic thread
>>685068581
Op here i turned the flash on, im still getting really low signal but its so dark guys. ill keep you updated
>>685056478
idupppz detected
I hope hes okay tho. he sounded nice
>>685069791
>filename
F
>>685069791
http://www.nealirc.org/Chicago/Montrose_tunnel.html
>>685069791
yep that's fake, good job
>rip sewer king
>>685069791
Will the real sewer king please stand up?
k, followed tunnel left nd dissapeared am connected to Starbucks wifi but no idea where. will continue up this tunnel, it smells bad I think it may be used recently walls r wet
>>685070368
i repeat
Also person who posted flash was not me
>Sewer King inspired anons to follow his path
>This is the beginning of the great migration to the underworld
>>685058779
>>685068060
Yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9eKwFp729I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE8Vyq2nx1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBeIX7bpefQ
>>685070445
Post a fucking picture otherwise no one will believe it's you
I see ending I think,
Water flowing maybe I can hear. Will take picture at end, hve to navigate under some water pipes r blocking way
>>685070931
there is no starbucks in oslo where you can get close by walking the sewer
POSSIBLE RETURN OF OP
>>685071148
>>685071148
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sceptical
I can tell this will become a meme. If it isn't one already.
>>685072601
Same..latest pic filename.
>>685072657
ye. ill make a few that ill post
