ITT: Singles are the law. >Dubs: You go to jail. >Trips:
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ITT: Singles are the law.
>Dubs: You go to jail.
>Trips: Maximum security prison.
>Quads: Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp.
>Quints and above: Death Sentence.
I never get dubs, im good
>>685019898
faggot,i cant go to jail, IM WHITE
I'll be on my way, have a nice day officer.
>>685020031
Same.
>>685021433
Jesus fuck
I'm clean officer
>>685019898
What seems to be the officer problem?
>>685019898
Good thing im wearing my "Make singles great Again!"
>>685021433
You're under arrest, criminal scum
>>685019898
herpy derpy
Which one has more assrape cause I want that one
>>685021433
FREEZE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCpxJkxJWhM
>>685019898
Innocent as fuck, I promise.
I am the law
Fuck u officer I'm white
>>685021776
You almost went away for a very long time Anon
Fuck cops
I dindu nuffin wron mista
>>685019898
Dindue
>>685019898
I have nothing to hide
>>685019898
check em faggot
>caught you mirin fam
>>685019898
Never in my life have I ever not gotten Dubs.
>>685019898
Eat shit filled donuts you fuckin pigs
Never got dubs
Death please
Fuck the police
>>685022299
Mexico here I come!
Don't mind me officer. Just a harmless black man going about my business
>>685022322
Close
quints get!
nqr luck
Death sentence please
>>685019898
Pigs!
>>685019898
im innocent
>>685019898
What seems to be the officer, Problem?
>>685022493
Reroll
>>685022755
kek
Officer, I swear to god, that Im not a rapefugee dubnigger.
Y-you don't understand! I won't last a night in jail! They're my friend's dubs below me anyways!
I feel like im going to Prison
>>685023638
check 'em
>>685022432
You're fine boy. Carry on.
I am the true law
Have a nice day officer
I'm clean
>>685022755
>zozzle
>checked
your move, pig
oink oink piggy
Prison rape inbound.
Y̸̡̆͊ͤ̉ͩ̓ͩ̒ͮͯ̃̈ͫ̅̋̋́̀͏͉̤̱͔̙͉̰̬̳̝̤͎̝̰̜̰͝o̴̼͖̖̼̩͇̼̤̮̹̟̣̣̖̭͕ͩ̏͒̀ͥ͌̀́̕͝u̷̢̱̞͍̦͓͇̱̦̫̥̥̹̻̰͓͔̺̪ͧ͐͆̅ͥ̆ͧͧͬͅ ̷̴͉͖̤͍̙̝̗ͩͧ̆ͨ̿̓̆̈́̀͘c̵̘̳̹̯̪͚͖̜͇͓̲̫̰̻ͮ̎̀̈́̓ͮ̀̐̀ą̶̶̜̼̖̱͎ͭͨ̍̚͡͡ņ̙̳̗̱̗̮̭̓ͤ̊ͭ̑ͭ͒̀'̸̢͙̳̯͇̮̯͖̝͈̰̪̗̬̖̗̖̘̜̌͌ͬͤ̔̒̅͟ͅt̴̸̶͈͓̱͈̦͙̻̜̰̦͇̙͎̞͚́ͭ̅̔̈́ͬ̓́͜ ̵͎̜͉̹͇̲̦͙̟͙͉̼͓̜ͨ͋̐ͥ͗̈́ͯ̿́s̴̤͚̥̺̝͎̠͔̦̟͈ͬ̈́ͣͭ̎̀ͦ́͗̓̒ͣ͒̃̀̍̚̚̕͘͡t̷ͬ̑̅ͤͫ̉͏͏̲͙͔̞o͐́ͬ͐̅͒̐̽̓ͣ̓̿ͬ̚҉͈̫̳̼̙̫͈̳̮̤͇̦͖̫͟͜͞͞p͗͂ͤͥͭ̅ͯ̑́̚҉̫̦͓͔͉͚̫̫̺̜̯̭̦͈ ͋͐̊̒̅̒ͧ̒̉̂̃ͤ͂̃ͫ҉̣͉͇͓̩͕͞m͍͖̙̞̺͉͓̭̳͐͊ͯͤ͒͑ͧ̏̈́ͫ̆̚͜e̻̭͙̲̺̠͖͙̜̤̻ͪͯ̋͊́͘ ̓̎̍ͭ̇̀̅ͥ̇̌̓ͩͫͮͥ̀͏̶̧̠͍͎̞̫̮͚͚̫̤͍̖͎̺̟͚̠̺͜ͅņ̴͈̬̫̌̽͑͐̊ͬ́͋ͭ̽ͤ͊̇̀͝o̓ͦ̃ͥ̒ͨ͑̕͘͞҉͙͇̞̦̟̦̖̪͕̥͜w̷̴̞͉̰͓̜̟̘̩͎̖͈̼̰̥̩̬̖̾̃ͧ̿̄̌ͨ̏ͯ̈́ͮ̒͐̿
Don't mind me ocifers. ;3
These dubs arent mine officer I swear! This is my friends' car Ill call him
fuccboi yah betta get a worrant fo dat
>>685024011
Stop, you've violated the law.
I haven't brushed my teeth in three weeks
Rolling for Guantanamo Bay
>>685019898
Officer
*checks for police*
young and freee
>>685024274
Das heist Herr Oberwachtmeißter!
>>685024444
R.I.P.
>>685019898
Ive done nothing wrong officer
>>685024174
H̡̬̲̗̙̺͓̞͓̯̒̂͑̑̿́̈̆̎͊̚̕E̶̢͚̼̟̪̰̰͈ͪͮ̽͘͟ͅ ͒̈́̿̂҉̳̱͇͎͍͙̪̮͔͓͖̱̜͖̤͔͟͟͡͠Ç̷̪͖̗̹̻̣̬̦̓͛ͦ̉̂ͪͬͤ̊̄ͨ̊͞ͅǪ̧̡̡̭̤̠̲͍̘̠̦̝͈̆̇́̎͗̾͜M̸̸̛̼̲̜͚̰͎̗̙̳̉̈ͯͭͯ̃̃̓̄͆͛ͩͥ̚͢͡Ȩ̴̻̮̯̳͇͔̜̮̪̺̝̝̘͈̊̊͛͆̀͝S̩͔̥̰̻͙̬̫̼̱̭̲̓̐̾ͨͦͨ̇ͤ̾̀͢͠
Dindu nuffin
>>685024444
Oh shit nigga
>>685020031
nigor
luckily im high
Hey cops
>>685019898
Yes sir, officer.
I'm safe faggots
>>685021681
Fabreze! Nigger!
how do i hold up?
Lets go baby
Isn't it lunch time?
>>685019898
Fuck you.
>>685024711
Put your hands on the roof, and spread em.
>>685024831
Firm and fair ma'am. Almost wish you had dubs.
>>685024444
You're fucked m8
Am I being detained!!
>>685024444
Looks like Cock Meat Sandwichies for you.
NUCK FIGGERS
No dubs here, jog on.
im clean
Watch me get trips or some shit
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
>>685019898
not today
Trips 2
>>685024611
Guess who's gonna get buttfucked
it'll be alright.
Let's go
No dubs here officer.
>>685024444
I̧̽̇ͯ̾͒̎͂̔͛ͨ͌҉̛͕̩̙̗̦͕̘͔̝̼̜̩͚͉̞͘ ̵̃̈̀ͯ̉̋ͮ̎҉̷̀͏̠̲̮̺̪̫̻̭̮͎͙̫̪͔͍͓cͤ͗̌͜҉̬͕̩̣̬̹͚̫͚͕͓̩̻̫̠̪̰̞ͅa̧̱̥̤̲̩͇̼͉͕̻̫̮̝͇̪̦̟͓ͤ̎̃͊ͪͥ̊ͅn̸̢̛̪͇̺̭͕̞̫̦̳̼̬͔̹̝̘͉͎ͥ̉̄̅͑̎͑ͭ͗̆ͮ͌ͅ ̵̧̪̬̞̲̼̞͎̟̤͈͈̤͎͇͖̼̩̯͆ͤ͊̿̓̿ͣ̉̈́̑̒́ş̶̭̬̭͈̲̬̹̳̱̳̩͚̥̺̗̮̹̼̜ͪ̑̈́͋ͤ̐ͥ̈́ͦͦͧͥ̔͐ͩ̚͝͝a̵̸̙̝̞̘̹͎̖͚͈̟̠̜͕͍̲̪ͭ́̅̍͌̓͒̒ͅv̢̱̯̪̦͚̤̤̭̘̮̮̜̝̭͈͕͙̪́̃͂̓ͦ̐ͭͨ̈ͨ͐͑̽͐̽ͧ͢e̸̠̹̻̟̘̭̮͔̮̤͔͔͚̒̾̽͌ͭ͐̅̆̀ ̥̤̺̝̰͍̠̖̱̞̲̬ͩ͛ͧ̅͊̌̓̒ͨ͐̐͌̿̍́͒ͯ̚͘͝ͅy͋ͣ̐̉ͦͧͭ̐ͭ̅͏̶̠͓̤͔͈͚o̶̗̻̬͕̞̞̳͑ͪ̑ͪ̇̐ͧ̈́̔̂̾ͥ̔͡u͌͒ͮ͗ͤ̔̃̔҉͇͓̣̖͙̮͇͢.̵̧͈̼̺͕̦͎̱̱̼̤ͧͨͣ̏̎̎ͣ̽͢͟
>>685025222
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>685025222
you paki
Hello, officer! Nice day out innit?
i refuse to get dubs
>>685025222
You bitch now bend over
I dont know how this dead body got in here officer....
Fuck you.
>>685025377
YOU MEAN U PAKI?
>>685019898
stfu faggot
>>685019898
Shit, nothing to see here...
>>685025550
damn so close to quads
I'm a simple white boi, nothing wrong here
>>685019898
literally never got dubs, couldn't be less worried
>>685019898
fuck off you tosser *lights blunt and drives away*
>>685025377
Get your ass here, papi
Good afternoon Officer. is there a problem?
>>685019898
roll
O shit waddup
>>685025569
Goddammit
https://youtu.be/QNzIKoAy2pk
>>685025655
hands up boi
>>685019898
Shouldn't this be the other way around
it's ok officer, i'm crescent fresh.
>>685025677
hold it right there, u degenerate
>>685019898
Law here to arrest other cops.
>>685019898
Check these sick singles
>>685025752
Re roll
Rollerino
You can't jail me!
I never roll dubs. Call me a law abiding citizen
I'm innocent I swear
>>685024444
is there a officer, problem?
XDDddd1!!11 Fun7y maymay llolu1!!1
>>685026011
You make me sick
>>685019898
check these trips pig
Ok
officer im innocent
>>685026077
You have the right to remain silent as you suck my cock
I AM THE LAW
>>685019898
c'mon quints
>>685026328
Nah thanks mate
I definitely don't have a body in the trunk, officer
freedom
Dubs here, god damnit.
>>685026655
You'll never take me alive
>>685026655
Double dubs. Jail for life.
Good thing I've never gotten dubs
Im sorry I don't have my seat belt
I swear officer i'm.....i'm innocent!
>>685026844
Youre under arrest
>>685019898
Officer I'm clean
FUCK YOU COP HERE MY DUBS
Do I look like a monkey to you, Officer?
Fuck you nigger pig get out of my face
>>685019898
>>685025085
>You gotta get singles Morty!
>I'm not kidding Morty, those cops will *buuurrpp* fuck you up if they catch you with dubs here
>Even worse with trips or above - dammit I can't even think of what would happen with quads - we'd have to disappear to an upper *buuurrpp* dimension or something!!
>MORTY
Why do you pull me over, how much money you want
Yes officer, im undercover.
>>685019898
Eh?
Hello officer
My nama cunt
Ill take those odds
>>685019898
HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT!
>>685019898
i swear officer i'm clean
praise allah im white
deasth stetnatacE?
rollin for quints
Fuckin pigs
free to be
Poland Rule
>>685019898
fuck off
I'll be safe
Am i being detained?
Im clean sir
whatever, I am law.
>>685029144
Nope you're coming with me, faggot
Numbers can't contain me
>>685019898
I've done nothing wrong officer. Am I being detained?
>>685029207
No, faggot. But I am.
ur gonna need a warrant for that mister
>>685027221
Nope carry on fellow law abiding gorilla.
>>685019898
Nothing to see here officer
Well fuck you officer
>>685029444
No u
>>685019898
Fuck the police!
>>685029611
No you, faggot the fagfag
All singles here, officer
>>685019898
i bought winrar
>>685019898
i did nothing wrong officers, i just killed this nigger cuz he attacked me
>>685029444
Officer, I suspect you are holding onto some trips. We're gonna need to go downtown..
Nothing to see here...(pig fuckers)
Do i smell bacon?
>>685019898
i am the law
im safe officer i swear.
>>685029822
spread em!
I aint got dubs
>>685029761
It's great to see this much tolerance and acceptance of different cultures in the community, carry on goy ;^)
fuck the popo
catch me if you can
>>685030001
so fucking close
>>685030001
well fucking die scum
>>685029866
Yea that'd be me...
>cracks you on the head with a baton
Only singles here, Sir
>>685029822
I heard that, son. Get on the Goddamn ground, I see those dubs!!!
I'm half french so if i get dubs i surrender sorry officer
>>685029761
good job, have a nice day
im ready for a standoff
>>685029911
swearing is against the law in this god fearing law abiding town.
>I'd like to speak to my lawyer.jpg
>>685029911
Safe from Guantanamo but not no nigger jaileo.
I have nothing to hide!
Blow me cops
>>685030300
>rolls after you intently
>>685029807
No way in hell, I'd rather suck your feminine cock
Can't catch me!!!
>ohshitnigger.png
>>685029990
please cops he's my boy freind
>>685030215
this picture perfectly depicts me whilst binging on xanax kek
I'm white!
Cya
I'm not as think as you drunk I am, ossifer.
>>685030466
you're going down.
I love being a whitey
>>685030559
I'll suck your feminine cock if you don't arrest that anon
Hoping for the quints.
Call the sheriff.
>>685030555
Damn son you done you betta run this will be fun
Why am I the law?
Fuck off, officer
Sir pull over
>>685030673
I'll suck your cock if you let the anon run away
just me and your wife officer
o shit waddup
I dindu no dubs, massa
Innocent I tell ya!
>>685019898
Please mr officer no
>>685030834
Nigger liar
>>685030834
i say we lynch
>>685019898
Eye'm not un crimimul¡ let mi threw plees¿
>>685030458
Gettin road head gettin gettin road head.
only niggers break the law
>>685030466
Bang!!... He was resisting?
>>685030812
No can do,
I got other shit to look forward to
You do the crime
you pay the time
Maybe you can pay the fine
Then all your shekels will be mine
Hello ociffer
Youll never catch me alive
>>685030488
He's fine, your not, you fucking land whale.
>>685031082
All give you my virgin asshole then, take my butt virginity officer.
>>685019898
Goodbye, OP, and don't drop the soap, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>685031070
It was only dubs HENSON!!!
>>685031039
Grow outta racism. It wasted a lot of my time making jokes and harassing them. Majority are total cunts and act like apes but it's because of their upbringing.
>>685027365
lol
>>685031210
Why that's awfully kind
But I'm afraid I have to decline
Septs get
>>685025004
>>685031198
fucking misogynist
nothing to see here
>>685019898
You'll never Catch me Alive
>>685022433 >>685022577
you gonna get it now
>>685019898
everyone gets death sentence.
>>685031233
Henson???...... Oh yea, last night..
>>685024444
RIP anon
sometime in the past - 2016
You'll never catch me alive!
>>685019898
I hate these fucking stupid games. Fuck.
>>685019898
you'll never take me niggers
>>685031535
>Feminist found
>>685031391
Fuck you officer I got a gun and you will let me suck your cock and have you take my butt virginity
I have dubs in my pocket, does that count?
I'll be fine.
>>685019898
>>685031887
Bang!!!... Oh shit! I though he had TRIPS!.... y-you think we could throw some dubs on him? Call it good?
just going to see my lolifriend.
>>685019898
Never!
>>685032255
Not anymore
What seems to be the problem, officer?
FUCK THE POLICE
no repeating digits here, sir
>>685032554
so close you motherfucker.
oh well i'll just say you attacked me so
BANG!
>>685032556
i say we keep an eye on this one
No dubs here officer
Come and get me pigs
>>685032668
well to bad i dont like your face so
GET ON THE GROUND WITH YOUR ASS UP ITS RAPING TIME
>>685031782
..... Last night I was Henson's bachelors party and I ended up putting on his uniform as a joke and passed out. Yea I'm Donald. Pleased to meet ya!
>steps over corpse holding hand up to shake yours
Fuck off pig
>>685019898
I'm innocent
Check trips
>>685032771
Get your ass down, son
