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will send gf's titties if i like your answer and ass if i love it
burn down their house
Make person cup of tea.
Piss in cup and then make tea
They drink your piss
You now own them and all their future children.
Additiinal note: Also works with semen
>>684992264
more practical pls,
barely legal, but not too illegal
>>684992895
rape them
>>684992553
was thinking of that
>>684992553
Get a black man to cuck him
nail under their car tire
>>684993160
we don't have blacks that'd do it
freeze a small layer of piss and slide it through their car window or into the letterbox or something
>>684992895
Barely legal (AKA Legal) revenge ideas? Does your carer know you're on the internet?
>>684993226
the person is a loser; doesn't have a car
teach them existentialism
>>684991928
Take all the butter out of their tub of butter ( or any kind of tub of something like butter) and shit a little in the bottom. Put the butter back in, on top of the shit, and smooth it out as normal. They will eat shit tainted butter for a while before discovering the shit.
>>684993344
old but gold
>>684993770
literally gold
frozen gold
>>684993961
exactly kek
Go to local hunting store (might be in Walmart) and get some skunk scent. Wear gloves and a long sleeve shirt you don't want. If he had a car, you'd squirt it in between the windshield and hood. Since he doesn't, coat his front door with it. Hell, get the back door and windows if you can afford it.
Its impossible to get rid of and will last for months.
Otherwise, put Nair in his shampoo.
>>684993480
Yum
Put a mattress in their pool takes a crane to take the mattress out.
>>684994149
Damn, wish I knew you before I left my ex.
>>684993480
can't enter his house
Get a sex change, marry them, divorce them, take all their money.
>>684994034
not sure if they sell skunk scent where I am but I'll check; thanks
>>684994034
>>684994463
Where do you live Op california
>>684994319
too time-consuming
>>684994529
You know what they say, revenge is a dish best served cold.
>>684994524
eastern europe
>>684994619
Polska?
>>684994463
>>684994034
Its on amazon too
>>684994593
the person is not worth all that effort tho
>>684991928
>strap them to a chair in a room of miror,
>give theme anestesic to not feel pain but stay conscious,
> gently start to cut piece of them off as they cry and go mad at the tought that they are watching themself being slowly killed
get him into a porn and offer to pay him, then send it to his mom
How about that?
>>684994619
>eastern europe
Shit nigga, that's all you had to say. Surely you can get your hands on some frag grenades on the black market there.
>>684991928
Ok OP, I pulled out my anarchist cookbook just for you.
[Operation Fuckup]
Geta wheel barrel or two. Fill with gasoline. Get 16 rolls of toilet
paper, unroll & drench in the gasoline. Rip to shreds in gasoline. Get
asbestos gloves. Light a flare (to be punk), grab glob of
saturated toilet paper (you can ignite the glob or not). Throw either
flaming or dripping glob into:
any window (picture is the best)
front doors
rough grain siding
and best of all, brick walls.
First of all, this bitch is near impossible to get off once dried, and
is a terror to people inside when lit! After this... during the
night, get a pickup truck, a few wheel-barrels, and a dozen friends with
shovels. The pickup can be used only for transporting people
and equipment, or doing that, and carting all the dirt. When it gets
around 12:00 (after the loser goes beddie - bye), dig a gargantuan hole
in his front yard until about 3:00. You can either assign three or four
of your friends to cart the dirt ten miles away in the pickup-bed, or
bury his front door in 15' of dirt! After that is done, get
three or four buckets of tar, and coat his windows. You can make an
added twist by igniting the tar when you are all done and ready to
run! That is if the loser has a house. If he lives inside an apartment
building, you must direct the attack more toward his car, and front door.
I usually start out when he goes to work...I find out what his cheap car
looks like, and memorize it for future abuse...It is always fun to paint
his front door (apt.) hot pink with purple polka-dots, and off-neon
colors in diagonal stripes. You can also pound a few hundred or so four
inch nails into his front door (this looks like somebody really
doesn't like you from the inside). Another great is to fill his keyhole
with liquid steel so that after the bastard closes his door - the
only way to get back in is to break it down.
more on the way
>>684994779
OK fine then.
Catfish him, get pictures of him doing nasty stuff, post them on his Facebook.
>>684994955
already said; can't enter his house
>>684995002
If you can spare it, leave
him an axe - that is, implanted three inches into, and through the door!
Now, this next one is difficult, but one of the best! Get a piece of wood
siding that will more than cover his front door completely. Nail two by
fours on the edges of the siding (all except the bottom) so you have
a barge - like contraption. Make a hole at the top that will be large
enough for a cement slide. Mix about six or seven LARGE bags of QUICK
drying cement. Use the cement slide to fill the antichamber created by
the 'barge' that is around his door. Use more two by fours to brace
your little cement-filled barge, and let the little gem dry. When it is,
remove the 'barge' so only a stone monolith remains that covers his door.
Use any remaining cement to make a base around this so he can't just push
it over. When I did this, he called the fire department, and they thought
he meant wood, so they brought axes. I watched with a few dozen or so
other tenants, and laughed my damn ass off! This is only his door! After
he parks his car for the night, the fun really begins...I start out
by opening up the car by jamming a very thin, but loack - inside and out!Then proceed to put orange-juice syrup all over the seats, so after he
gets through all the other shit that you do, he will have the stickiest
seats in the world. You can then get a few Sunday papers, and crack one of
the windows about four inches. Lightly crumple the papers, and continue to
completely fill the inside of his car with the newspapers.A copy of the
Sunday New York Times will nicely fill a Volkeswagon! What is also quite
amusing is to put his car on cinder blocks, slash his tires at the top, and
fill them with cement!
>>684995126
Leave the cinder blocks there so that, after he
knocks the car off of them, he will get about 3 miles to the gallon with
those tires, and do 0 to 60 in about two minutes! It is even more
hilarious when he doesn't know why the hell why! Another is to open his
hood, and then run a few wires from the sparkplugs to the METAL body.
The sure is one HOT car when it is running! Now, I like to pour two pounds
of sugar down his gas tank. If this doesn't blow every gasket in his
engine it will do something called 'carmelizing his engine'. This is when
the extreme heat turns the sugar to carmel, and you literally must
completely take the engine out and apart, and clean each and every
individual part!
Well, if this asshole does not get the message, you had better start to
get serious. If this guide was used properly & as it was intended (no,
not as kindling for the fire), this asshole will either move far away,
seek professional psychological help, commit suicide,
or all of the above!
Finished.
Enjoy OP
You can make a smoke grenade
what has this person done? i need some motivation to come up with a cunning revenge plot
Kidnap his family. Cut off his eye lids so hes forced to watch you shit down there throats and rape them
>>684995247
basically took a big dump (not literally kek) on his friends' lives
>>684992264
Ah the good old burn the persons house down prank! works everytime
Let it go and become a better person.
>harvest black widow spider
>release onto them unknowingly
>bites
>doesn't know what's wrong until too late
>nobody will be the wiser
how about subtle death threats? any tipps?
Swat their house
>>684992172
Man that's harsh. Think I'd rather bite the curb than be subjected to that.
>>684995536
too late
Shit in their kettle
>>684995463
Take a shit on his doorstep then.
The biggest messiest shit possible.
>>684995463
so he now has no friends. problem?
>>684995719
the person deserves it
>>684992553
That's the most faggiest revenge ever.
>Hehe, I got revenge but he doesn't know what I've done, so he won't beat me up.
>>684991928
>Guy makes rude comment on a facebook post of mine trying to be a keyboard gangster
>find out where he works
>Use anon mail via deepweb to his work saying hes a paedophile tell them i will release documents to the media and police in 5 days if hes not fired and will make sure i'll record these emails to show the business knew they where employing a sex offender
>fired next day
kek lads i didn't think they would take me seriously.
>>684995888
problem is, he keeps being a little shit to his former friends
>>684995201
Holy shit
>>684994801
10/10 would prank again
Get some friends together, jump him one night and allegedly rape him with a baseball bat, take pics of alleged rape, blackmail him or you'll post the pics on some sort of gay bdsm website?
>>684994619
Polaczki biedaczki?
you're overthinking this m8
brick through the car windscreen or slashed tyres works like a charm
>>684996198
and why are you alone in this? why are none of the other friends doing anything about it? you're actually going to show your gf's tits/ass for a good revenge plan? is she aware of this? are you as bad as the guy you're trying to get revenge on?
>>684994034
fuckena
I created that meme
Glad to see raccoon day didn't go to waste.
>>684996475
not alone in this; former friends & ex-gf are involved too
>>684991928
Wait until the person you want to get revenge on goes into a bar or pub. Wait until the are drinking from a pint or wine glass that is almost empty. when they put it up to there mouth it has to be past their lips almost taking a drink then kick the fucking glass into there face.
This will not kill them, although, the scarring will never be fixable even with extensive maxfax surgery.
>>684996482
Bow before Mater Meme Creator
>>684991928
gain access to someones facebook and upload CP
>>684996702
The charge pressed wont be fixable etheir
>>684995888
nice trips dude.
>>684995201
not knowing sugar does not dissolve in gasoline and get cough in the filter at most.
>>684996950
Proper revenge, police charges shouldn't bother you. You will ruin this persons life, they will remember you every time they have to look in the mirror. The physiological damage will be irreversible. You will own their soul forever
>>684991928
empty out a persons oil from their car
>>684993344
Imagine if you got caught half way through posting it. You'd definitely get away with it by claiming autism.
SJW revenge tactics:
Falsely accuse a person of rape.
Get others to do the same.
Call employer and let them know of rape accusations.
Call local news station and let them know that rapists is still free.
Start kick starter and ask for donations to publish I was raped book/youtube/ect.
Eat lunch since most of that takes about 4 hours to do right.
Enjoy all the lulz you've made. If all goes well they will have no job, everyone will think them a rapist and be on sex offender list by evening.
Bonus points for starting pedo threads on tumblr and twitch with you accusing them of raping you or others when they were small childs.
>>684997264
I've done this it's very simple but I unscrewed the bolt from the oil pan all the way out then turned it 1 1/2 times back so it was loose but would fall out while driving leaving them stranded wherever they were going
>>684995201
>Now, I like to pour two pounds
>of sugar down his gas tank
Like >>684997061 said, it will just clog up his fuel filter. He would just have to get his fuel lines and gas tank cleaned out.
BUT OP has already said that the asshole doesn't drive.
>>684997542
the thing is, the person should not see me or my friends
>>684997246
that would work if you had nothing to loose, but if its not the case then they own you too,
Take a shit, form it into Desired shape, put in freezer, stab the person with frozen shit = profit
>>684997987
kek
>>684993059
was thinking of that
what I can work with is basically this:
his sibling's numbers and support/friendship
his adress (he lives with both parents)
his phone
we have common friends
and that is basically it
>>684997987
there acctualy was a case in norway of a guy freezing his shit and breaking peoples windows with it.
phone number* , sorry
>>684991928
Capture person you hate and keep them tied up in a warehouse, abusing them for years
follow him in the metro and pretend to trip while pushing him on the rail at the same time
>>684998218
im OP btw
>>684993344
>>684993770
I hadn't heard of this one before. It's a good one.
Make a craigslist post with his address, saying your the landlord going to be demolitions house soon of a dead guy and it's cheaper for people to haul whatever they want away rather than pay construction company.
Make sure time is when guy isn't at home 9am on workdays for most people. When he gets home end of day house is trashed/everything stolen.
>>684991928
Kill their family, co-workers and friends
>>684998455
What degree of vengeance do you want ? do you want him to be annoyed, pissed, suffer or destroy his life ?
>>684998731
Bonus if you do it to a theme like seven sins or 12 days of x-mas.
>>684998455
Throw a lit joint in to their bedroom
>>684998731
no absolutely illegal stuff tho
>>684998888
nice quads
>>684998981
Revenge killing is legal in most parts of the world.
>>684994149
I remember that thread lol
>>684998773
suffer, put him in a madhouse; i'd love to get some ideas for anonymous death threats - that'll drive him to the point where he'll put himself in a madhouse
>>684995536
too soon
Gay porn magazines in their room
Sugar in the gastank
Take strawberry out of neopolitan ice cream
Plant drugs in their room or car
Cut off the tip of a razor and put it in places they don't look (like along the side of a door)
Steal their identity
Bang their gf
Bang their mom
Bang their dad
Don't call gf, mom or dad afterwards
???
Profit.
how about the pineapple thing,you tried that OP?
Get child porn, gore porn and snuffs a s burn all onto disk. Throw through windows or put in bag then call the police through payphone.
>>684998981
I question your commitment OP
>>684999536
no, do tell pls
>>684998911
This could work. Gotta be dank tho
keep them in a room with no windows or light
feed them only with bread and water
OR
Tie them up, shove tube down throat, place in a metal box and pour concrete in
>>684999536
>>684999678
do not, i'm absolutely serious
>>684998455
No you're not, I'm OP.
>>684999764
Fuckin newfag
>>684999842
fuck yeah i remember this; considering it
>>684994034
Could buy liquid ass off internet. Maybe coat a rag in it and leave it in a vent. Or just spray it
Get aids
Fuck him
Give him aids
Worth it
>>685000206
yassss
>>685000134
that sounds pretty nice
>>684999431
you sound like you're either 15 or a girl. that is pretty stupid. that being said, you ARE asking for advice and I can see why.
>>684991928
Make someone think god is talking to them, laugh your ass off when they go to the nuthouse
I've always wanted to kidnap the pastors daughter I had a crush on who rejected me. I would lock her up in the basement and also lock myself up. Then I would have a 2nd person take her up and rape her. After that I would take all the beatings and rape for her thus causing her to fall in love with me. Then when Im sure she loves me I rape her a long with the person who rape her in the start.
>>685000206
Plus he fucks a guy, that faggot
>>685000289
THIS
>>685000603
Too soon, my son - God.
>>684999842
Thats absolute gold
Spray the natural gas smell additive in to their house
Do this for weeks
Make sure he has gas guys come to check it out
Eventually he won't care
Actually leak gas
???
Profit
>>684991928
>Be there friend
>Add them on snapchat.
>Plan party invite people
>Tell the person you don't like to go to the wrong address
>Post party pictures on your snapchat story
>>685000949
im sure that will make him cry at night your are so evil
>>684999842
If that's true, that's awesome.
>>685001246
Well OP did say keep it barely legal. Murder is outta the question. So.......
>>685001433
there is a few very large steps between this and murder
>>68499192put glue in there door locks
>>685001433
that's just autistic
>>685001433
>barely legal
ok b8
give em the spicy key chain
>>684991928
Put sand in their vehicle's gas tank.
>>684998218
Do you see him on a regular basis?
>>685001773
Dickhead - see this, that's exactly what he said. >>684992895
>>685002013
the thing is, HE shouldn't see ME or else he'll press charges
So where are the tits OP?
>select your target
>follow them to their respective house
>watch them over for a period of weeks
>learn everything about them, routine, likes dislikes everything
>go home
>go online
> buy a dozen fertilized goose eggs, the necessary gear to raise them and an A4 picture of your quarry
>incubate the geese, wait till they hatch so they see you as their mother
>give them a room of their own to live in with the picture of your victim taped to the wall
>wait on them hand and foot, but once a day point at the picture, shout, scream and throw things at it
>over a period of time your feathered little warriors will grow to hate them as you do
>fast forward 2 years
>your little friends have grown big and strong
>you have trained them through combat assault courses and other means of intense physical exercise
>still every day you have your daily spaz attack at the picture but more intense now
>you bite and smack your cock and balls against the picture and encourage them to do the same
>only now they are trained to stop when you say "cabbages" and run back to their bed
>all the while still keeping tabs on your prey
>one day you feel s chill in the air
>you look at the fine feathered psychos you have raised
>they look back as if to say "it is time master"
>you put their bed into the back of your van
>you drive to your victims house and have the back doors facing their front door
>its just about time for them to leave for work
>you stand in front of your vans rear door
>they open the door
>see you dressed all in black with only your face showing
>oh hey anon, what are you doing here.jpg
>you tear open the van doors
>twelve angry muscular military grade geese run out at lightning speed
>he is tackled to the ground in a torrent of feathered fury
>they bite, spit at and fuck your target as they squeal in shock and agony
>you watch as your creation ravage them until they are on the brink of breaking down
>you look them straight in the eyes, scream cabbages and skedaddle
>>685002187
I meant to ask, will you know where will he be at a certain time? if so, share the info
Find out their routine.
Once a week every week at a random time leave a pineapple somewhere they will find it. There doorstep, there car. Somewhere they can't miss it.
Never get caught doing this.
>>685002152
How is giving someone the wrong party adress and tease him with it barely legal ? Dickhead
>>685002386
I know what he does, and yes I do know where he could be
>>685002400
For awhile people in Cali dressed up as clowns and would just stand outside peoples houses for a few hours every night. They made sure to find camera's and stare into them spookily as well.
Fuck his mom
A "friend" of mine slept with my girlfriend at a party. He was supposed to be keeping an eye on her instead he got her drunk and fucked her.
I went to his house when I knew he wouldn't be home and "seduced" his plain as fuck, slightly chubby mother. She was thrilled to have the attention and the dick. Her husband was in the Navy and out to sea for like 9 months.
Later I texted him an "apology' for what I'd done. He confronted his mom and she broke down and admitted to everything. Eventually his father found out and divorced her (not a part of the plan but a nice bonus)
So yeah, fuck his mom
>>684999386
Pls post
>>685002400
It's been done before m80
>>685002821
You missed out on rape accusation. Sex with drunk chick always considered possible rape by the law.
>>685002618
It's illegal mate innit. Falsifying information.
>>685002972
Which is exactly why you should never have sex with a woman. There's no way anyone can accuse me of rape then.
>>685002830
Has not! Shut up! All my ideas are 100% original!
Nobody would ever be pathetic to repost something on /b/! That would be so shameful!
>>685002821
Motherfucker.
>>685002187
you come across as a lunatic and i seriously doubt whether this guy deserves it or if this is some sick delusion on your part. i'm out.
>>684995536
fag
>>685003200
Yeah, just imagine how cancerous this place would be if the same stale shit got pasted again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and there wer no original threads. That would be so shit. I don't even know why I would keep going back there.
>>684993449
Hah!
>>685003297
fuck you then, cunt
>>685003148
About that... anyone CAN accuse you of rape but yes a long history of being a sage is a decent defense against rape. Unless they peg you as a creepy serial rapist with inability to be in normal relationship then your boned.
>>684993449
Make them OCD to bad grammer/spelling
>>685003027
>Falsifying information
Seriously? so if i call my friend and tell him im there and im actualy not he can press charge?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how autisitc are you
>>684997650
eastern Europe dude. nobody cares if you're a rapist here.
>>685003610
I summon thee grammernazi!
>Your a faggot OP
>>685003610
Why even try anything so obvious?
post his facebook/tumblr/instagram/whatever - we'll take care of the rest m8
Wank into syringe, put in their toothpaste let then clean their teeth for weeks. Minty fresh.
order boxes from USPS using his address. as many boxes as you can. its free on the USPS website. there will be a few hundred i think. either that or order one pizza per night (it would get a little expensive but whatever) consisting of all his least favorite toppings. like, maybe mixing anchovies and pineapple, things that will soak into the pizza and make it taste awful. continuously do this for a solid month or 2
>>685003673
True dat, I heard they have town rapists.
>>685003662
I usually score like borderline autistic whenever I do an online test. Like either really high but just within the normal range, or most studies find me mildly autistic.
>>685003903
>jizzpaste
>>684993449
i like existentialisme, its not so bad its got a bright side
how about you forgive and forget and move on with your pathetic fucking life faggot.
>>684991928
Shit I've done
1. Told secrets via trollphile on FaceBook: told a girl that her mom was a fucking whore in HS who got knocked up with the girl and had to drop out.
also outed an obnoxious asshole as an anti-theist to his fundy wife and kids.
2. send cum tribute pix . . . use coconut drink mix to cover the pic
3. wrote an erotic story about a brother / sister for literotica and sent the fuckwits a link to the story immortalizing them . . . he probably fapped to it and she probably puked
4. had a /b/ro photoshop a braless pic to show her tits . . . then sent it to all her FB friends. Thanks to whoever x-rayed her for me . . . i'm sure gallons of cum were spilt to her x-rayed tits
5. sent anti-Mormon information to a few Mormons on FaceBook . .. I suppose it was a favor but I hope that a few tears were spilt.
6. Shit talked their businesses on yelp (BTW, the Jerkin' Joe's Pizzeria raid was a classic of /b/)
>>685003976
a lot of my high school mates started their sex lives by raping prostitutes. not kidding.
>>685004403
You're too old and wise for this place, brother. Move along.
>>685004096
Oh, well then its ok
>>684996112
this
>>684993059
>get hiv
>be a fudgepacker
this is self-punishment, not revenge.
>>685004916
True...but I cant stop...Im a sick sick person...
>>685005127
well do you want to be beaten up? 'cos i sure don't
>>685005213
Me too my friend. Me too.
>>684995002
That person wont ever talk to anyone again
>I sure would like a copy of that book anon.
>>684994149
this for real, its fucking genius
>>684991928
Mindfucking.. like the pineapple guy here on 4chan. Anyone got the picture?
i need to know what he did and anything traumatic in his life for psychological warfare
>>685005464
Jeses fukking Chryst m90
was u even da thread????
>>684994149
top kek
>>684994149
OR
>they could just drain the pool and wait for it to dry out.
>>684993449
Isn't it a bit too much for a normie to handle?
>>684991928
-The Hot and Fluffy: take a poo in their clothes dryer and turn t on. Shit encrusted drum will never come clean.
-Itchy door handles: go into the woods and cut a stalk of poison ivy, I mean the real thick shit growing up a tree with all of the fuzzy legs sticking it to the tree. Be safe, wear rubber gloves, and toss any tools you use. Rub juicy branch on underside of car door handles and maybe front door knob. Watch as they re expose themselves daily.
dont mind me i just wanted to post this pic
>>684991928
My revenge story:
> new gf has a kid
> baby daddy doesn't like the idea that I'm around his kid
> calls child protective services and tells them I touching his kid
>fuckingrevengetime.jpg
> use one of those websites to do full back ground check
> find out he got in trouble for fucking a 16 year old when he was 21
> find out that sex offenders have to register all there info
> contact his landlord and tell him abt his history and tell him he sells drugs from his house
> get him evicted
> tell him I forgive the fact he made false claims against me>
> tell him he can sleep on my couch until he gets himself together
> call cops and tell them he moved and never updated his new address
> tell them where he is
> wait 48 hrs
> cops show and arrest him for delay charge
> still in jail with no bond
> win
>>684991928
Buy a few Capsaicin drops. Capsaicin is the stuff that makes chilli and jalapeno hot.
Its strenght is measured in SHU (Scoville Heat Unit), which doesn't have an upper limit.
You should be able to buy a 2 or 3 million SHU one from ebay for 20$. (Fun fact: police grade pepper sprays are usually 2 million SHU)
What to do with it? I'll live that up to you, but the most devilish thing I could think of is to pour it into some lube or toothpaste. Otherwise, putting it into his food is just fine.
>>685002307
>muscular military grade geese
kek
>>684994149
>anons not recognizing old pasta
Newfags galore.
>>685002307
redneck fury
>Become very successful
>Great shape
>Live your life as great as you can
>Don't keep in touch but keep an eye on their accounts so you can find them
>In a decade or two once their life isn't going great friend them
>Constantly talk about how great your life is
>Always be nice to them but whenever you are going to ask them what's up always preface it by telling them about something fantastic that happened to you then saying "so anyway what's new with you man?" or something
>>684996177
This.
Is.
AWESOME!
I never thought that ruining someone's life could be this easy.
Thanks Anon!
>>685006104
Aa shit am high a fuck
try this:
stop being a fucking pussy and confront the guy if you have a problem with him.
