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Fuck all these porn threads and rolling games. I just wanna talk to some of you weird fuckers
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Alright, what do you want to talk about?
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Subject?
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I just finished my finals and I've been bumming around for 24 hours and then tomorrow's bar crawl. I don't drink often, but I plan on being adequately drunk for most of the day
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How old are you guys and what are you looing forward to in the near future?

>>684991207
>>684991216
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>>684991300
>How old are you guys
I'm 30, been on 4chan since 2006.

>what are you looing forward to in the near future?
Shit, I haven't thought about it much to be honest.
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>>684991216
I'm 28. Looking forward to getting a drum kit over the weekend
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24, looking forward to inheriting money
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I don't honestly remember how long I've been on 4chan. Id have to look through a list of memes and see which is the last one I remember.

>>684991574
Are you married?
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>>684991300
37, and takin my wife to the bone zone this weekend
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>>684991902
I just need my father to die asap, he's 61. I hate this waiting game.
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>>684991300
23
Taking another morphine
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>>684992066
dine, wine, 69?
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>>684992157
Injured or addicted?
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>>684991300
I am looking forward to getting an SS Officer Uniform (SS M32) from Hessian Antique.. I am also going to clean out some of my basement and start storing up food rations and other materials for survival in case of disaster or war.. also over the summer I will be building a fall out shelter in case of a Nuclear War.
All you fags will be dead if something were to happen, but me? I will livebon!
Heil Hitler!
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>>684992109
You seem like a great person.
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>>684992464
***Live On
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20yrs old fag finishing second graduation because of my new job. Would love to make videos and travel. But atm wanna buy a guitar
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>>684991300
19, looking forward to getting some much needed pussy next saturday.
In fact, if everything goes according to plan, I might end up with a gf, so that's nice
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>>684991300
I'm 24 and I'm looking forward
>a)to my salvia coming in the mail
>b)to my death
>c)for something stimulating to happen
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>>684993170
Protip:
>you won't
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>>684991099
34 been on 4chan for 10 years, lookinh forward to calling op a fag...
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>>684993299
shut up, Larry
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>>684993396
This is actually my first thread in all these years of posting/lurking. Go ahead
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>>684991300
22. Work a regular ass job. Saving for a vehicle.
No future plans. Just having fun going out with friends as of late
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Looking forward to marijuana
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>>684993264
I've also been on 4chan for 8+ years and have never shown anyone my tits.
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I used to play only destiny and smash bros. Then I got starwars battlefront and its pretty good. I only really still play smash though. What else should I get?
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Oldfags don't belong here, this board is for people in their 20's, begong oldfags go do w/e old fags known to do which is suck cock
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>>684993757
Overwatch, fallout 4
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>>684993516
Holy shit how fucking high do you need to get, that's pathetic
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18, but I've been in this shithole before now.
Finished 6th Form (high school) and looking forward to studying Economics at uni.
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>>684991099
No you!

I'm not wierd. One of the normies, really.
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>>684993264
>>684993264
Why don't you just go out and buy salvia at a head shop? Is it any good btw?
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26, unemployed warehouse manager.
Currently shitting out little ceasers.
waiting for night time to smoke weed.
Don't like day smoking alone, just feel burned out all day after that.n
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>>684991300
I'm 21, looking forward to playing pathfinder over the summer
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So far there's not much in the way of conversations OP, just single responses to some posts.

Let's talk about feels or something, that always works
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>>684993516
Yeah. Looking forward to presenting my a3 to the cfo tomorrow. But first, toke up.
Or w/e.
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>>684994031
How are you a warehouse manager and unemployed?
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>>684993757
Just get steam and buy anything that's on sale that looks interesting
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>>684993990
They don't sell it at head shops by where I live. It's pretty great, doesn't last long but the high is dreamy and fun
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>>684991099
Agreed. Well op, I am a dickfarmer.
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>>684991244
Good choice on both. I drink too much
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>>684993939
That's what I thought. Either three people or sad loser.

But then again. I sorta consider adults who smokes regularly losers anyway.
Except me, of course.
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>>684991300
I'm 19 and my death would be pretty cool
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>>684994123
Not OP but I just met a girl and we fell for each other within 5 days and then she got second thoughts now we haven't spoken in 2 weeks and I'm still crushed. How are your feels broskie?
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>>684991574
Pretty much this. Am disabled but still work. Trying to retire early while I am still mobile is always in my mind.
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>>684991300
21, I'm going on a road trip with my brother and circumnavigating the United States this summer
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>>684991300
23. Looking forward to this stupid lawsuit coming against me being done as it's been ruining my life. Hope to take a vacation after, just do something fun for a change. Life has been shit lately.
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>>684992109
Lol, fuck dude
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>>684991300
I'm 20 I'm looking forward to getting my degree in 2 years
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>>684994791
why are you getting sued anon?
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>>684991099
In attempting communication, heed first the words of Einstein; only when the language becomes independent of the background of it's user, will it be a means of communication in the true sense of the word.
Or Hoyle; we don't communicate, we just exchange labels.

Think about it.
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>>684991216
Object
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>>684992464
Good work anon. I highly suggest u do your homework so to not accidently an hero. If u got the scratch for concrete check out in ground pool tutorials. I also know a guy who just dug trenches and filled them full of concrete with a pad on top. Buried it and then dug it out and lives in it. He is more people and like 90 now. Badass old man.
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>>684991300
43.
Only looking back.
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>>684991300
18, turning 19 the 24th June even tho nobody will remember me. Considering suicide and not doing anything about my shitty future. Im just fine today.
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>>684994644
I'm feeling great actually, I also met a girl recently, and although we haven't actually done anything romantic aside from heavily flirting, I can sense my good fortune

Also, sorry to hear about your girl's second thoughts. I recommend giving her some space and talking about your problems with close friends.
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>>684993396
Roflmao. Gg sir. If I was a fedora fag you'd get a hat tip.
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>>684995246
What's so shitty about it m8
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>>684992441
Injured AND addicted.
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>>684994289
Gin helps
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>>684991300
>22
I make $15/hr doing security, but I'm hoping to use this gig as an anchor for my musical endeavors
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>>684993771
Suck my dick newfag. I am already more successful at 30 than you will ever be. Go watch spongebob and suck a gay dick .
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>>684994981
The legit answer? My insane mother in law is, well, insane and wants my daughter. So she made up a bunch of lies about my wife and is trying to say I'm an unfit parent for a rather dumb reason.

Ah... fuck it it's 4chan but fuck it. Yeah I'm trans. Hormones and all of that, male going female. And it's the entire basis of the lawsuit. And living in the bible belt, they took the case in court. So we've been waiting almost two months to even get a court date, and slowly several vacations and family trips planned have to be cancelled because we can't be away when court starts. It's ruining my life.
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>>684995246
I thought that way when I was turning 21. I turn 36 on the 24th of June.
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>>684995347
Everything. I'm gonna quit university, i have just a few friends and i dont know what to do with my life. I honestly dont want to live anymore, since this fucking world demands you to study or work even if you dont want to.
Why would someone live doing things they dont like? I just dont understand.
I would kill myself if i had no family at all, but i would break my mother's heart into pieces tbh.
Im living alone atm; my father went away cause he got a job in a near city.
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>>684995409
>>684995481
You guys should hang out. You both got a hint of that House attitude. Troubled and sarcastic
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>>684994644
My feels? Linda like espresso. Burnt and far too intense. Long lasting lingering bitter aftertaste. Virtually unpalatable.
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>>684995654
>trans
Sorry to hear about your mental illness. I heard that 2 shots of bleach a day cure it
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This is exactly the thread I was looking for.
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>>684991574
Well look at mister newfag right here
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>>684995808
Hit me up on skype mate. In a VERY similar situation and we're pretty much the same age
haywood_jablowme714
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>>684994737
Drive through southeast ks and I'll buy yall a beer.
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>>684995246
I know this has been said time and time again, but it does get better.
There's probably not really much I can say to make you feel better, but hang in there buddy.
There's always somebody who loves you, even if it's just a stranger on the internet.
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>>684995726
I dont see myself being more than 30 if you ask me. I dont know, i dont want to get married or have kids. Maybe if i get to find a job i can do whatever i want (as long as I dont hurt anyone) and be happy once for all. Thanks anon, and lets try to have a happy bday.
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>>684995409
He says we should hang out.
But gin and morphine is a shit mix.

I could bring rum and ketamine?
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>>684996142
I think you mean WKD and poppers
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>>684991300

>27
>house warming party at a new friend's place
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>>684991099
YOu fukken right!
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>>684995654
any basis for the lawsuit other than your transition? If its just transitioning and you and your wife are still fine then I don't see it panning out well for your MIL
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>>684996113
Yeah, I've never wanted a wife or kids either. Still don't plan on it, as I can't find a woman that will have me for more than a few months. I'm too stubborn.

Anyway, you'll likely have suicidal thoughts from time to time over the many years like I have, just ride through them if you don't feel like seeking outside help. At least find a close friend you can confide in. That helps.

And don't turn in to an alcoholic. Then you're not only depressed all the time, you're broke, too.
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>>684991099
Going to college and looking forward to getting my foreskin regenerated.
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>>684991099
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>>684996472
>Then you're not only depressed all the time, you're broke, too.
This is so very true, unless you become a smart alcoholic and brew some magic shit then it'll be okay
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>>684991300
18
Getting all the exams off and getting that sweet sweet a2 summer break
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You should read a book called rich dad poor dad. Changed my life. Dropped out of 2 junior colleges and almost the most successful person to graduate high school with me. Working on being the richest guy in town and retired
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>>684996081
I hope so mate, but how does it get better?
i mean, im gonna quit university cause i cant stand studying. What can i do then? Y'know, im from Spain and you won't get considered for a job unless you've been studying a shitty career for 6 years.
Idk, i just dont wanna be a parasitic ass for my father.
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>>684991300
18. No direction in life but all A student in community college. Don't know if I'm fucking up or not.
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>>684991300
14, but i bet am mature than most of you fools lol

hmm not looking to anything in the future either lelll
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>>684996676
> unless you become a smart alcoholic and brew some magic shit then it'll be okay
You mean a brewer or moonshiner? You'd still need to buy materials for brewing it. Then you need to make up the money most likely by selling some or most of the booze you made.
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>>684993264
Thats sick fam u done salvia before?
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>>684996472
>>684996676
I'll be fine, I worry too much about my money to even smoke or drink a lot.
I still enjoy drinking with some close friends tho.
In any way, thanks you anons, i'll try to think about it and get through it.
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>>684991300
I'm 18 and I look forward to getting a new tattoo and my drivers license.
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>>684996990
If this wasent a feel good thread, i would roast you over an open fire
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>>684995654
you are mentally incapable of accepting your own sex, how will you take care of another human being?
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>>684993516
DABBERS ARE THE GOLFERS OF WEED
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>>684996814
Either make or land some odd jobs that preferably isn't illegal. If you don't have any skills or past jobs getting hired isn't gonna happen.
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>>684996113
It gets easier until you are 30 and all of your frinds fucking die. Best friend an hero 2 months ago. Until last weekend I was planning on joining him. But yeah, if u don't hurt anyone who gives a fuck. I put supper stampers on lawn mowers and go mudding all the time and just build retarded shit. It's fun and always keeps my friends entertained.
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>>684996814
I'm in the same situation. I'm joining the military. In my 4 years of service my only real goal is to learn discipline. Have you considered military? Once I do my 4 years, I'll go back to school and become a lawyer (hopefully)
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>>684996814
DON'T. QUIT.
Don't even think for a second that becoming a parasite is a better way of life. You'll feel useless and suicidal thoughts will become even more prevalent.
Finish school, find something you like; it doesn't even have be a job. Having a hobby and friends is way more important

>b-but anon... I don't know how to make friends...
Shut the fuck up, yes you do.
Read this pic if you ever feel lost.
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>>684996893
>All A student
Well academically and job wise you should be just fine. Unless your socially unhappy or just unhealthy in general then your doing better than most of us.
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>>684997008
My advice to you is that you don't think about it. that will make it worse.
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>>684996899
>14
MODS
MODDDSSSSS
MOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSSS
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>>684996899
>14
Either b8 or enjoy your ban.
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>>684995873
LOL thanks. Believe me, I'd off myself if it wasn't for my daughter, love her to death. Being trans fucking is horrible.

>>684996337
Yes there are, but every other thing is an outright lie that can be proves in mere minutes. The big issue is, the courts give a kid their own lawyer that supposedly acts in their best interests. Even if we're great parents, if that guy is a bigot, the lawsuit gains merit. Which is annoying as heck. I've done a lot for my daughter and my wife and I are on like GREAT terms. Thank everything she's bi and likes girls right?

>>684997109
Meh. I browse here contstantly. Sorry, trolls wont get me here. I do just fine, and she's super happy <3
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>>684996472
^this. Unfortunately I'm a raging alcoholic but make a good income. I can literally ford to pay my bills and drink cheap shit if I'm not at work. Honestly not sure how to quit without outside help. Just fucking depressed and bored.
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>>684997311
I know how to make friends. I have a fucking good social skill even tho i dont like people. They just like me, but i hate them.
>Finish school, find something you like
I dont like anything just enough to study it. I just hate studying, even though I have a solid 8.5/10 average in highschool and first semester in college.
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How did you guys find 4chan? Did you hear about on other site? Friend showed you some thread? Thefaggotfrommars?

I was in elementary school when the asian kids were talking about all the tits they saw on some site called "4chan". I went home, waited for my parents to go to bed and snuck over to the computer. I tried 4chan.com and obviously nothing. Did a quick AOL search and low and behold I found this valley of defilement at the ripe age of 9. Probably explains why I'm so fucked up in the head now.
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>>684995808
>>684996052
Another fag reporting in
Me too
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>>684997721
Get some friends or a hobby. Or film yourself doing drunk shit for fun.
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>>684991300
Iam 26 and looking forward to any decent guitar gigs with interesting music. None in sight. So far only shitty boring stuff.
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>>684996899
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>>684996893
Not at all as long as you study personal finance as a hobby. I am against college, but it's a smart move if you are smart or don't mind it. You'll get paid better and have more options until u retire.
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>>684998058
Kek. Ik there is kids on here its just total b8 or fucking stupid when they say their age. You might have b8ed me here so take this.
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>>684991099
My /b/rotha. I design buildings and come here from time to time since 2007. Thanks for posting I thought everyone was gone.
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>>684997831
Okay, you fucking whiny idiot, here's what you're going to do.
You're going to fucking study, and you're going to try to be the best at what you do.
I don't care about your lack of motivation, what you need is some self-discipline. Motivation comes later.
Once you're starting to take pride in your work, everything will make sense again.

Please just take my word for it. Your life will improve once you start giving a shit.
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>>684997008
Do some rediculous and out of the norm shit with close friends. Helped me keep from an hero.
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>>684998335
What is the work you take pride in? Happy workers are tough to find these days
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>>684992109
Ass hole
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>>684994499
I drink a little but smoke daily. Buying a vape was the best investment I've ever made
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>>684996952
You can make what we call kilju in Finland. Indegriedents cost like 40 cents for making one liter.
> being wasted guaranteed
> diahrea guaranteed
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>>684992109
Life insurance is a helluva drug.
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>>684998596
I want to become a teacher when I'm done with uni.
Right now I tutor kids with whatever they have difficulties with.
It may sound weird but it gave me a purpose in life. Not long ago I was contemplating suicide as well; I didn't know what I was doing or where I was going.

My point is, find your purpose. It may take some time, but once you've found it, you'll be thankful that you didn't jump in front of that train.

Fuck man, I'm tearing up as I'm writing this.
>mfw
Please, for fuck's sake, don't do anything rash.
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>>684991099
my 6 years younger female cousin and i have had a romantic relationhip since 2012 and she is coming to visit me this summer. she will stay with me for a few weeks just us at my place.
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>>684999569
You dirty litle man. Shame on you.
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>>684999569
What do you personally think about incest in general?
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>>684999347
sheesh, i fucking hate kids
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>>684999347
>jump in front of that train
I hate the wankers that do this, I know you got some heavy shit to deal with well so do I when you make me 5 hours late for work, the boss is mad and when I get home the misses is crying again. I'm saying everything will be fine and that we will manage without the car because we can pay a touch more of our debt off. But by all means ruin my day and jump in front of that train.
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>>684999869
i think it is okay for romance or sex but not children. and i cant relate with people who are into brother/sister or parent/child type of relationships
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>>684991300
20, probably taking a shit
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>>684999762
i payed 1450 Euros for her plane ticket
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>>684991300
I'm 18. I'm leaving for college soon. I'm taking some classes abroad over the summer. I'm excited to be somewhere new, and start my college education. I'm a little sad to be leaving home, and leaving the life I've made for myself here behind.
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>>684997860
Lol!!! Friend showed me. Untold assholishnesa. Never been on a forum u could openly call people a retarded niggerfaggot the fucks his own ass and not get banned. It's a good stress relief when I'm depressed and anon isn't a fag. And triggers my autism when I see the banana. All in all its like digging g for gold. Whenever I try and quit digging behold. An enormous gold bugget.
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>>684997721
I try really fucking hard to not end up like you. And Iam on really good way to. Last year, I havent went to sleep sober a single fucking day. I sometimes drink or blaze from the early morning. I have enough money for geting drunk (from cheap shit) every day and work only for a few hours a day, never need to get up in the morning. I realized that I need just more and more to even feel anything positive and Iam depressed as shit. Nothing seems real. Last few weeks I force myself to be sober at least sometimes. I dont want to cut social drinking, but 4L in alone at home situation just to go to sleep is shitty (and tempting as fuck) idea.

So far, Iam fucking nervous, bit sick, bored and pretty angry. Guess that is the part o the way. But anons like you are inspiration for my to try it.
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>>684998027
Drunk shit for a hobby u say? Like wat. Youtube potentials.? Have a few friends but we all work all the fucking time.
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>>684991300
not looking forward to much man.
>be 20
>got qt3.14 gf
>on year abroad
>she is too, somewhere else
>slamming side qt
>she's leaving in two weeks for america
>im leaving back to UK in a month
literally feel no remorse
only feel bad for not feeling bad.
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>>684991099
nice dubs, mate.

Have you ever sat down and drank a beer alone? after a few sips, you feel the need to talk to a friends, but then you realize that you don't have friends that fit your schedule?

Holy shit, mate.
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>>684991300
>20
>lurking since '08 or so
>getting my life back together after kind of drifting around after high school
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>>685002397
>feel the need to talk to a friends
I've heard about them but never had one
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>>684991300
25, got a job at the moment, it's been almost 3 years here, looking forward to the future, I just want for something to happen as life is pretty dull. I might consider emigrating to UK - poor eastern europe here. I have no friends, can't enjoy movies that come out after 2009, music? i listen to mainly underground whatever including underground hip hop. My days go like - wake up, go to work, work for 8 hours on computer, come home, eat, start computer read news and shit, and shitpost on /pol/ or find some sci fi series and watch that shit on and on. Go to sleep around 1 am and on repeat. this is going on for 1 year, i'm so fucking tired but that's about it, I'm guessing depression but what can I do... i visit my mum every weekend so that's something for a change. tell me something about you
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>>684991300
I'm 12. I'm looking forward to being 13
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Recently turned 18. Been on 4chan for 2 years now. Bullied one guy till he killed himself. No regrets. I have no clue what to do in the future
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>>684993710
YOU KNOW THE FUCKING RULES HERE /B/ITCH. HOW YOU'VE SLID THROUGH THE CRACKS THIS LONG ASTOUNDS ME. FUCKING POST EM /B/BYGIRL
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>>685002713
Story or it didn't happen faggot.
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>>685002646
who was phone then?
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>>685003282
Don't have one, no one ever called
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>>684991300
23, finish college be an engineer get money and bitches, go my ex gf's house see how she got fat and ugly after 5 kids poor living in a shity house with a guy that gets drunk every night and beat the shit out of her constantly, laugh and thank god for allowing me to dodge that bullet
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19, graduating hs and going to college in August
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>>684998596
I run a loader and suck ass at it. But I make up for it maintaining roads and going out of my way to ensure people are loaded properly. Not ideal but I'm fucking crippled and can't do much else. Or live off of my hardworking friends.
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>>684998776
Cannot wait to quit my job and smoke again. Way better than beer and so much better for u. Fuck uncle Sam and all these piss test niggers. Bout to just chance it...
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>>685004611
I hope you're talking about smoking pot and not tobacco
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>>685003106
Middle school.
I was just minding my own business, making friends n shit (just transfered from other part of a town)
Fucking guy with his ears sticking out and motherfucking freakels appears.
Calls me a faggot (Used to have the the most trap face ever)
Ignore him
Next day shit repeats
I got kinda fuckin mad
Decide to prank the bitch
I get his dads number
Make a poster
Write on it: I'll sell my son *adress, phone number*
Laugh on the inside
Stick that poster on a bus stop
Next day someone calls his dad (he didn't had a mother btw)
Shit gets serious
Principal calls the cops
Cops are dumb af
I remain silent
Never caught

Well... that's how it started. more?
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>>684999347
Agreed. My purpose I believe to to spend my life building and acquiring things that bring my friends together. I suggest make a list of 5 or 10 top memories u ever had. Then try and find a way to make that happen daily. I'm still not happy with breathing the white man's air, bit I'm gonna keep up the struggle. My life has potential soon. I can see it now.
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>>684992066
Is that anywhere near pound town?
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>>684991099
yesterday i put a condom on a cucumber shoved it up my butt and startet jerking off to furry porn, after i had finished i pulled the condom of, washed it and to remove the evidence made myself an tasty salad with it, a few carrots and tomatoes. Does this make me weird? p.s. dont lube with vaseline, it gives you gases
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>>685005653
No
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eYe'M
hON
BEER

> ps: ''i AM a rObOt''
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>>685002091
Hope it goes well for you bro. I've quit my 2 a day full throttle and fried meats sandwich habbit this week. Next will be eating healthier and getting caffeine pills and 20 lb dumbells to ease my fat ass back into lifting. Aquire more weights and amp it up slowly. Honestly to the point I have 3 options. An hero. Smoke weed. Or stop being a lethargic fatshit. Opting for the hardest one with the least consequences. Hopefully I can pull it off.
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>>684993771
Fucking millenial
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>>684991300
tripping out on LSD and continuing chem study
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>>684991300
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looking forward to the euro 2016 and summer olympics
also looking forward to retirement
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>>684991300

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Superhero movies
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