How do I get this into my body?
I accidentally ordered too big a size. I made a thread yesterday and got about 1/4 in before I stopped. I tried way later the same night and got maybe 1/2 way.
I used a plug, then my biggest toy to warm up.. Then I tried taking the monster. No luck.
Do I need to buy another size up toy to help work my body into accepting it? I tried viciously.
>>684991095
Try spit or lube, if you don't have lube just use olive oil
>>684991555
Na don't use olive oil , can give you some problems like higher infection rate . Nice trips btw.
>>684991095
Use lube and be patience, go cm by cm.
You are a cutie
>>684991095
Is that hard to take it all? I've never tried that big, but I think I could take it.
>>684992433
Forget what I said. It's too big.
>>684991555
This won't help, OP will need real lube
>>684991095
more and more lube, just ride it slow ecen if it takes a few hours just inch slowly deeper
So is that the feminine penis thing /b/ is talking about?
how bout you try again today by pics and getting some encouragement from you're /b/ros
>>684991095
You may well need lots of tries to adjust, don't force it on one day..
Start with your hand with fingers pointed and touching one another, work that in slow and if it hurts (bad hurt, you can tell the difference unless your a super sick fuck) work it until you can pass your knuckles comfortably, when you can do that you can probably take the toy with some slow, tender effort. dont fucking rape yourself with it, you can seriously hurt yourself.
>mfw this is how i took a large crackers/chance/rex
You let us down last time OP. Now you need to prove it's you.
>>684991095
Wow, how much of a faggot are you exactly? Grow the fuck up anon, you're not a woman.
You just need to be persistant, try a bit at a time, and just continue untill you feel full or whatever, it's what i do with mine, and i can only take half of it
>>684993487
also, use their lube, that or j-lube or coconut oil.
>>684993813
- And lube the fuck up forgot to write that
>>684991095
Why so some fags have such tiny dicks? Is it the lack of testosterone?
>>684991095
post a kik or something I want to continue to see progress
>>684993918
That's mature of you, please just leave the thread
You are just not trying hard enough OP.
I'd love to give your toy a ride.
>>684991095
I only know one person with that shirt..
And haven't seen it elsewhere.
>>684994158
It's a pretty legit question, how mad are you right now? Shouldn't you be lubbing up for your father?
>>684991095
Why are you faggots so obsessed with getting the largest possible objects inside your ass holes? The fact that it won't fit and has to be stretched repeatedly just to get it somewhat in should be a pretty obvious indicator that maybe you shouldn't be putting it there in the first place. And the blood? That's literally your body saying "hey bud, I don't think you should be shoving this giant piece of plastic up here!"
>>684994264
gr8 b8 m8
>>684991095
That'll kill you anon.
>>684994240
Try losing some weight first
>>684994325
Im not even mad, just wondering why you feel the need to write shit like that
>>684994384
i'd pay to see anon fucking himself to death
>>684994158
Shut the hell up.
As you sit here and help some kid shove something up his ass...
>>684994452
Write what? Asking a simple question about something I've noticed seems pretty common in gays?
>>684991095
Don't worry about taking it all. Just enjoy yourself with it. Coconut oil is a great lube. Astroglide doesn't start with "Ass" by coincidence.
>>684994521
And where is the problem? He is asking a question, maybe you are just scared of the fact that you are gay yourself?
>>684994384
pfft ive seen some queers webm in a skirt riding a horse toy that literally had its stomach bulging like some pregnant bitch, I think if you just jam it in there too quick maybe but I doubt it will if u take it easy
>>684994781
Proof?
>>684994646
do not use astroglide on that. If you use anything make sure its water based op. Anything else will ruin that very fucking expensive peice of plastic
im thinking of starting but i dont have any toys
how should i start
and i need more than my fingers
>>684995222
Buy something "small" just try it out, you will never like it if you buy a huge fucking toy and rip your asshole apart.
>>684994916
toypics dot net chance buldged. or search kidsune. your welcome
>>684995073
Astroglide is silicon-based, not oil-based. This anon is right that you should not use an oil-based lube on plastic or latex surfaces, but silicon is fine, as is water.
>>684995390
anything homemade possibly?
>>684994916
>>684995499
hey, they actually say on the site that silicone is no good for them. deteriorates the toy pretty quickly. not like melty, but it fucks it up (i didnt listen, and ruined my first toy)
>>684994916
if this didnt kill this crazy fuck I doubt ops toy will
>>684994337
> Why are you faggots so obsessed with getting the largest possible objects inside your ass holes?
Same reason you like seeing big dicks in small chicks. It feels good to stretch out a hole and be filled. It feels good to have something tight squeezing hard.
But yes, blood is bad. If you bleed, you're going too hard, and should back off. Don't make yourself bleed.
>>684995764
Okay then. I stand corrected. Always obey the instructions on the site over random anons on the internet. I'm sorry they used a material that could somehow be affected by silicon.
>>684994240 u are in good shape, don't listen to >>684994395
>>684995617
Hmm, there isn't really anything great you can use from your home. You don't have any money to spare?
>>684995848
wat
>>684993813
I got my lady s 7" version of that one. I'm going to suck her off while I fuck her with it tonight. I'm gonna make that pussy sing
>>684995649
i love kidsune but he made most of his videos private and hasnt done one in a while i miss that adorable faggot
>>684996036
yea, not trying to be a dick. but their dicks are way to fucking expensive. judging by the size and stuff of OPs that probably cost him at least 200. They use that kind of material because its really one of the only ones that could work for such big fucking toys and retain shape
>>684996260
I'ts great yeah? Im training so i can take as much of it as possible. Can't wait to reach the bottom
>>684996297
its ass is probs a loose saggy meat hole now as hot as a big stallion toy ploughing a tight hole is that ass is probs so busted shit just falls out unnoticed now
>>684996166
Yeah you can get real cheap, perfectly high quality in the Walmart pharmacy. Anyone can go in, if you're embarrassed to be seen buying it go to a self check out lane. No one will be the wiser and you'll save a ton over porn shops and websites.
>>684995883
Agreed. However a Vagina is built for the purpose of stretching to accommodate a penis. An asshole is not. And before someone says anything about shitting, your shit isn't meant to be some giant hardened mass that stretches your asshole to Kingdom come, that's the result of a poor diet.
>>684991095
any numbers for us to estimate the size?
insertable length and circumference plz
>>684996297
>>684995649
can't find much with google, you guys have links?
>>684991095
Start by killing yourself. Pretty sure you're gonna be sitting on bigger dildos in hell, you worthless fag.
>>684996718
Indeed, i don't live near a wallmart, since i don't live in a county with that store, so i had to buy the m online, it was still pretty cheap, and totally worth it
>>684991095
>That OP is OP.
This is like reverse fag bait. I don't even..
>>684996523
it took me a minute to understand your post but you are probably right, still doesnt change the fact i want it he can probably suck massive amount of cock but hinestly id feel a bit disappointed since i know if i fucked him he wouldnt really feel it
>>684996863
length doesnt matter
maybe 4-6 inc in diameter
>>684996932
his only video is a compilation most have been taken down toypics . net has his one video hes also a furry with some blue wolf thing on some fur site but thats not where the porn is
>>684991095
Is op still in thread?
>>684997362
im not OP
>>684997176
maybe 4-6cm diameter
>>684996444
Yeah actually its pretty good for the price
>>684997594
I know how it makes me feel, im glad you use it on your lady, you don't use it on yourself?
>>684998005
Why? Because I'm not a fag.
>>684994757
yeah dude no one can disagree with anything without projecting that's how life works
>>684998005
Nah haven't done that. I don't think she'd take to it much. She don't even like it in the ass
>>684998933
Oh okay, that's fair enough!
>>684997344
is it bad if I want to dress him in his fursuit and watch real stallions bust a hot steamy load in his used ass
>>684991095
>How do I get this into my body?
>
>I accidentally ordered too big a size. I made a thread yesterday and got about 1/4 in before I stopped. I tried way later the same night and got maybe 1/2 way.
I've had a medium Chance and Bumblehooves for a while, my first was a medium Cole...within 3 tries of each I had all of em. I bled just a little bit taking Chance all the way the other day but I was too into everything to notice until I was done...
>>684995222
Get a small Razor from BD... :3
>>684991095
#1 Get lube, like real lube. I'd recommend KY
#2 Get alcohol and get decently numbed up by it
#3 Use your plug before hand, both just for having it up there and for play to get ready
#4 ????
#5 Profit
>>684991095
what r u gay?
>>684995848
suicide by dildo...i see this in efuck
>>684991095
Post more nudes and I'll tell you
>>684991095
how do you ever expect to live life as a proper man when youre shoving pink dildos up your ass. you are playing into the hands of the global elite who wish to feminize you. good job being a puppet. (you cant stand up for yourself)
>>685001543
wat
>>685001543
thats kind of hot
>>685001643
He has a small penis, don't worry about it.
>>684996523
fact: asses dont work that way. the sphincter is a muscle. it can stretch and tighten
>>684991095
Bend over and spread your cheeks, lets see what we are working with here
time to man up OP...
>>684996743
Look, it's okay to admit you don't know shit. Admitting when you're wrong will make people respect you. Doubling down just makes you a faggot with a really fat stick up your ass.
>>684996743
La fonction fait l'organe
>>684991095
You got kik?
have the exact same one, try using another dildo first "if you have one", for like a few minutes, then gets lots of lube or oil and try to get it in.
