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Waifu claiming bread
>one claim per anon
>refrain from rp or sexual content
>insult and discuss
QOTT: If you could say a small phrase to your waifu what would you tell her?
>>684990669
Hello again miho
claimin
hi :)
>>684990608
I m perfectly healthy and do not require surgery
Kud Claim
>Mad katana skillz edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad-0HsaNVjM
He wears a mask because the sight of his face alone is enough to bring men to tears and women to orgasm
>>684989434
Maybe next time.
>>684989538
Ahh, good to know.
>>684990833
There have been Reports of a large amount of trips in this area. I will conduct a check on the next 10 posts, all waifus with trips will be confiscated.
Kyouko claimed.
>I don't know how to answer the QOTT edition
>>684990968
Leave the checking to me. Fuckboy
>>684983939
>>684990794
Nope
>>684991110
Whew, that was close.
>Shiro
>>684990833
Moonpie
You best be smiling today
>>684990608
Compliment her intelligence
>>684991056
Flower
>>684991091
hello again tats
>>684990608
I love you
>>684990968
I'm good
>>684990854
): ih
>>684990794
Fluffy Hair.
>>684990947
Cat.
>>684991091
>>684990794
Oh, never mind.
I forget that people don't use NS.
Hello everyone! Sorry for inconsistent posting, work does that. But fuck actually working.
>>684990608
Nyanpasu
>>684990833
Moo
>>684990968
Trips guy is safe at least, and probably me too
>>684991110
Off by one, my albino friend
Tunes https://chrisclavin.bandcamp.com/album/the-anachronists-cookbook
>>684990968
Those reports don't sound right to me, Sir officer. Ain't no trips 'round these parts.
>>684990608
"You're not a cat."
sachi claim
Best type moon claimed
>>684990608
I'd compliment her beauty.
>>684990833
Hey cowbro.
>>684991110
>>684991223
We almost had our waifus confiscated shipmate shiro
What's good everybody
>renge
Thanks for cooperating and have a nice day.
>>684991175
You better be doing the same.
>>684991232
Mooo.
>>684991473
Hi there.
>>684991525
Sir, yes, sir.
>>684991415
>>684991196
Cow.
>>684991348
Furry.
>>684991525
Thank you nice white officer.
You're doing the lord's work.
>>684991567
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>>684991718
space balls
>>684991223
ren
>>684991517
I've just been chilling in here watching the second season of Non Non Biyori on the side. You?
>>684991525
Hey, you too! Thank you for your service, Sir!
>>684991899
i saw you and got excited.....god im pathetic lol
>>684991415
>>684991652
who made these anyways?
>>684991899
second season best season
>konata
>>684992016
2016 get? Does that count? Its a nice get if you ask me
>>684992114
Which way did you get excited? Or more fitting, where?
>Shiro
>>684991806
Bug eyes
.
>Question to annoy neo:
How often do you eat ice cream?
>>684991806
Yuuko.
>>684991899
Just "working" at the moment. Really just chilling out, lurking, listening to music, watching toradora in the bathroom.
>>684992340
Once every couple months, maybe
>>684992440
where do u work?
>konata
>>684992340
Only during summer.
>>684992340
I used to very often, honestly about once a week, but now it's about once a month.
>>684992340
Whenever I have it? What kind of question is that?
>>684992340
Around once a month
>>684992440
How far into the show are you?
>>684992298
well i am excited to see you ;) however i meant you as in (you) i thought i was getting attention and now i am yah!
>>684991718
How have you been?
>>684991806
Good.
>>684992340
Haven't had any in a few months I think.
>>684992570
Do you have a favorite season for sucking dicks?
>>684991175
Sup bug eyes?
>>684991718
Can you hurry up and kill yourself
>>684992340
Not in a really long time actually
>>684992623
To clarify, I should say I buy it once a month. The time that tub/carton/whatever lasts varies.
>>684992841
Well, how goes the day friend?
>>684992916
Nah, that's all year.
>>684992841
You excite something else too :^)
>>684992340
I don't like ice cream.
>>684993060
My kind of bitch <3
>>684993060
>>684992916
>>684993192
Dick-suckin' knows no boundaries
>>684992689
I'm on episode 22
>>684992542
I work at a warehouse in bumfuck, GA.
>>684992645
Kud that gif is straight up adorable
>>684993004
About to leave. How's yous?
>>684993291
I see this so often.
Wonder which anon this is
>>684993360
clmd
>>684993360
Especially if you're OP
Curie here
I can now feel my orgasms again. I am so happy my dick works now, for those of you who were aware of my problem
gnna sew some pathces onto my vest and then mow the lawn. Very good day so far.
>>684993024
same old same old just lying around looking for things to do what about you?
>>684993433
you're almost finished :o
>>684993564
yo dick broke?! O.o
>konata
Going to sleep now, night everyone.
>>684993695
Goodnight.
>Kyouko
>>684992340
Whenever I'm in the general vicinity of butter pecan icecream.
>>684993695
sleep well
>konata
>>684993433
Thanks Renge! She has a ton of cute gifs, they really did her justice in the anime
>>684993676
It worked fine, it just was completely numb to pleasure, worst thin ever since curie and masturbation were part of the holy trinity that kept my suicidal depression at bay. But now I can feel them perfectly, imagine orgasming for the first time, thats what every orgasm feels like now.
My day is pretty awesome so far.
>>684993564
Congratulations.
>>684993630
Oh just chilling in here, which I plan on doing for probably quite a few more hours, and watching the second season of Non Non Biyori on the side. Very interesting stuff.
>>684993360
No boundaries? o.o you can take any size?
>>684993485
Good. Get out of here! Go flock around some lights
>>684993564
thats exactly what a synth would say
>>684993695
Farewell beautiful
>>684994044
They're just so beautiful...
>good day all
>>684993953
thats good to hear, congrats on that new pp
>konata
>>684992845
Busy with studies.
At Least i have only one exam left this year so thats nice.
>>684993004
Im waiting for you to do it.
So do it.
>>684994021
3 at a time even
>If you don't ming being a total fagoo
>>684993976
true ever since i found this thread ive been on here for most of my day its nice to talk to people who are chill
>>684993433
Do you plan to finish today? I really want another opinion
>>684994211
Well as long as the balls don't touch. I got 2 friends with some thick cocks and we can help you out with those cravings bby
Veryyy slowwww thread.
>>684991032
Its a tough question, nothing you could tell her would change her mind or save her from her dilemmas. Unless off course you could stop her from becoming a MG.
>>684995778
The best kind of threads.
>>684995778
*yawn*
Page 8
Everyone got banned?
>>684995778
its been slow all day, ive been here from 4am to 1230pm (right now) i guess it picks up in the afternoon
>>684996015
It should pick up soon.
Slow is good.
Claimed
Well I just passed out on my keyboard
>>684995778
That's good though
Megumin claimed~
>>684995867
>noticed
hey
how are you?
>>684996387
did u type a long paragraph?
>>684996483
XD
>>684996494
jinx
Am I retarded?
I can't use the legacy Captcha for the life of me.
>maybe just a little bit
>>684996771
A little.
>claimed and lurking
>>684996657
I had to do it..
>sorry
>>684994156
Nice, at least you're almost done.
>>684994970
Good.
>>684996657
Nah, I was rigging my model. It would've been funny to wake up to a horribly distorted figure but nothing of the sorts happened. Some ctrl+z's and I was back on track. Naps are a bad idea though
>>684996900
>checked
Hey Mirai
>>684990608
Chris Hansen claimed
>>684996295
Indeed it is.
>>684996771
Yes.
>>684996803
Maybe a little more
>>684996771
I miss the old nigger captcha.
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!
>>684996657
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Hanako Ikezawa Claimed ~
>>684997052
ill take a cookie thanks
>>684996966
I still love you ;-;
>>684997047
that's good then
>>684997296
I WILL LITERALLY TYPE IN ALL CAPS
>>684996771
I always fuck up the street sign captcha
>a little more
Meifu claimed.
>>684997481
I can feel the disappointment...
>>684997398
Hello~ How are you?
>>684997482
A lot more
>>684996494
Hi. I'm okay, how about you?
>>684997451
Who told you could touch mah cookies, they were baked in the oven just like the jews!
>>684997887
there was a r34 pic of this showing off dem loli tits, cant find ;_;
>>684997052
Hansen vs. Predator to be released never.
>>684997217
逝ってよし
>>684997887
I'm doing alright, how are you?
>>684998561
It's really not hard to just go on gelbooru.
>>684998879
you'll still upload it / find it for me because you're my little bitch tho <3
>>684998988
Nah, because you called it r34.
>>684998570
Oh i'd love to see Ellen Ripley in that thing too.
>>684998561
Gelbooru is your friend
>>684998660
Same, my legs are kill tho
You're not the same Hanako anon, are you?
>>684999176
Thanks
claim
>>684998570
I miss wordfiltes, they were fun.
Obligatory claim.
My brother came into my room as I was listening to Death Grips I hope he doesn't think I'm weird O.o
>>684997887
</3
>>684999176
Lel aww did I hurt your feelings. I'll be more gentle next time, I've been trying to genuinely find it with reverse image search and stuff, I need some help here.
>>684999318
*Mission failed, we'll get them next time*
>>684999423
That must be the Witch of Izalith
>>684999378
>>684999423
Aryans travel in packs.
>>684999423
hello hand-kun <3
>>684999670
>zaps
>>684999695
We'd be dead otherwise.
>>684999702
Heyo, beautiful. How goes it?
>>684999408
They're also surprisngly effective, I don't see "smh tbh fam" nealy as much nowadays.
>>684999613
More like you talk like a fucking child and so I'm not very predisposed to spoonfeeding you.
>>684999423
Careful with that fire.
>>684999695
That's not me.
>>684999408
I never really liked the wordfilters all that much, but I guess I do miss them to an extent now that they're gone.
The /pol/ wordfilters were fun whilst they lasted.
>>684998303
pretty tired but other than that fine, you doing much?
>>685000001
>1 off
>>685000001
Lets see were this takes us >>685000000
>>684999949
Top kek, cmon bby, I was just playing, no intention to upset you. Now give it to me <3
>>684999896
Unfortunately so.
>>685000001
Dammit.
>>685000288
Fucking of course.
>>684999949
>smh tbh fam
Oh God, don't remind the 14 year olds that it even existed. Their low attention spans served them well and they moved on to the next pile of shit to ironically throw around.
>I'll be careful, no worries.
>How's your day going, Shiki?
>>684999423
Is that a candle on your hand?
Did that hurt?
>>684999574
I'm sure your brother was already thinking you were weird~
>>684999635
Better luck next time~
>>685000198
That would have been cool.
>>685000378
Cheer up.
>>685000522
Yeah I'm a new anon, hope that's alright
>>684999896
good just painting some models what about you?
>>684999949
It's a shame, ain't it?
>>685000189
>/pol/ wordfilters
That was pretty fun.
>>685000189
>The /pol/ wordfilters were fun whilst they lasted.
Everything about that was great, /britpol/ standing strong amongst a sea of shitposting.
>>685000393
Pretty good, now just relaxing with crank 2 . You?
>>685000305
I legit can't tell if you're this autistic or just acting, shitposting either way.
>>685000944
It's great, that niggerspeak should be ban on sight.
>>685000957
I honestly thought this would be more difficult tbh, welcome to 4chan and lurk more :D
Rewatching ''Drunk Graf''
Its great.
/waifu/ ts3 : waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
>>685000378
Indeed, at least we're known for being the master race for things like genocide.
So I have that going for me, I guess.
How's your day going, Cowgirl?
>>685000477
Hmm, you're right. The homeless and gangs down here are pretty bad, guess I could spit fire at some of them and just blame it on spontaneous combustion. I like your style.
>>685000522
Yeah, was just an oil candle I had on hand. Didn't really burn or anything, takes a bit for the heat to actually reach the metal that's holding it, no worries.
>>685000686
That sounds neat, glad you're enjoying yourself.
I'm just relaxing, might make some tea soon. I don't know.
>>685000957
Nice, happy to hear it. Hope it's fun.
Me? Just relaxing for now, not up to much right now. Might try and go do other things later, maybe go find a snake outside to record or something.
Tenryuu claimed
>tfw your computer got banned again
>>685001197
CUTE :3
>konata
>>685001197
So this is how it feels to post high quality pictures
>>685001266
Saggy tits, you manlet.
>>685001197
That's pretty cute.
>>685001135
>acting retarded and being called out is what the kids consider trolling these days
Quite sad really
>>685001158
>maybe go find a snake outside to record or something.
That's an odd desire but one I fully support you in pursuing.
>>685000645
It's alright~
>I think so
>>685000762
Aren't we all weird in some shape or form?
>>685001158
Phew
I was wondering that whenever I saw your pic~
>>685001419
whatever helps you feel better about being baited, kiddo xd
>>685000551
Alright.
>>685001158
Good enough, allergies acting up again but that's my own fault for not taking anything like I should have. Hows yours going?
>>685001266
How can they even ban a superior kraut space magic computer?
>>685001570
https://youtu.be/O80yJV2cBtc
Miho claimed
>>684990669
Who posted that?
>>685001419
Really the whole term "trolling" has been ruined thanks to media. Going by it just labels you as a moron now.
Well I don't know, a lot of shit happens when I go out for walks. Maybe I'll film local gang activity and get shot or something.
>but one I fully support you in pursuing.
Why thank you.
>>685001522
Well aren't you just a thoughtful little thing. Thanks for your concern, cute stuff.
>>685001686
Allergies really seem to be bugging you lately, sorry to hear that, man. You should take something for it if you can, kek.
Mine's going alright, not much to do right now so I'm just sort of in standby mode.
>>685001769
Master ruse.
aye ~claimed
>>685001686
No. I have enough Kraut tech, but i was focused with something else today
>>685001902
lmao
>>685001950
Maybe try to kill youself?
Holy shit, being a german cunt probably feels really bad, you inferior mongol.
>>685001868
>Really the whole term "trolling" has been ruined thanks to media. Going by it just labels you as a moron now.
Well put.
>>685001686
>How can they even ban a superior kraut space magic computer?
They can't for very long.
>>685001806
Me.
megumin is a hot slut tbh
>>685002337
this made me laugh
>konata
>>685001868
Eh its because its spring, and I'm not smart. I already took stuff for it and its made it a ton better, I just need to take it daily.
Nice, at least you get to relax.
>>685001950
Ah good.
>>685002137
Apparently, especially since he shows up at most a day after the multi day ban every time.
>>685002235
So how are you?
-Holstaur image.
>>685001665
I guess so
>>685001868
Eheh~
It's alright Hand-kun~
>>685002337
I'm not sure how to this..
>Megumin
>>685002732
hacks
>>685002732
What the fuck is this anyway
>>685001522
Oh, alright..
