69 decides
>>684976036
get off /b/ and never come back
shit on the bonnet
>>684976104
roll
Punch the windshield
Break off hood ornament, shove in asshole, post pics
>>684976780
Rolling for glass in fist
He clearly knows he's going to piss someone of having a car that long. As such, he's been as considerate as he can be, by parking in the end bay in the corner. Nothing else he could have done.
If 69, write a note on the windshield saying 'thank you for parking sensibly, have a good day'
>>684976036
Sit on the hood naked then wait for the owner
>>684976036
Smell it.
>>684977041
roll
stop being a jealous cunt and get a well paying job
>>684977033
bump
punch the window
>>684976036
Write a note with your mobile number and the saying "I've always needed a sugar daddy xoxo"
can tell summer is coming
Just cum on the hood
>>684977256
And leave it there, obviously.
>>684977102
>It's only smellz
>>684976036
maybach?
Spread shit on whole car
crap it on the windshield and write "4chan said Hello"
>>684977314
yes
spread shit on car
Leave it alone
>>684976036
steal it
>>684976036
key it. key the maybach
>>684977383
REROLL FOR EVERYTHING WITH SHIT>>684977387
>>684977292
re roll
Dont waste your life on getting trips. And if so, vomit on all the windows of that car.
>>684977431
reroll
>>684977431
roll
>>684976036
wait for owner
ask him for job
>>684976036
Take a shit on the hood
Wash and wax it.
Op gonna pussy out
Spread that shit on the whole car if not enough shit go find more to spread on whole car
give the exhaust pipe a blowjob
Shit on the hood
>>684976036
Let the air out of the tires
>>684977670
so close
Reroll for shit on car
>checkem
>>684976036
loosen the lug nets
>>684977560
roll
steal the maybach sign and wear it on a necklace
Share the gospel with it
Pic of dick on hood.
>>684977670
reroll
Kick in windshield
wait for owner and compliment him on his nice car
Lick the tire
roll, putt the wiper in your anus
>>684977777
What ever this post is.
poop on it
saw off the front end so it fits perfectly in that square
>>684977670
rollllll
>>684977819
Re roll
>>684977862
>>684977863
>>684977864
WOAH
NICE COUNTS
>>684977864
WINNRAR
shove turd up exhaust pipe..
dont touch a mans car you little shit. why do you think he parked it right next to the wall?
>>684977909
again
>>684976036
Get off /b/ and never come back
shit on it and draw a dicke with ur poo poo
>>684977908
its 69 for win retard.
rolling for shit on hood.
>>684977909
THIS
>>684977983
reroll
Leave the car alone, punch your face with the wall
>>684977987
I'll roll
>>684977909
DO THIS
HOOD SHIT! HOOD SHIT! HOOD SHIT! HOOD SHIT!
replace hood ornament with your amputated penis and balls
sugar in gas tank
show bellybutton then go to bed
Dump pink paint on it
>>684977670
this
remove the wall and rebuild it around the car
>>684978106
tard, you cant open the tank of a maybach without a key.
>>684977041
Rollando
OP, I think you should do nothing and instead seek mental health assistance from a professional.
take a big shit on it
>>684978080
ROLL!
Sharpie in muffler
>>684978080
reroll
Key it
cum on winshield
FUCKING KEY THE FUCKER
remove wheels
>>684976036
>>684978304
key it.
get cancer and die
>>684978348
key the car OP
ITT: Underage edgy children
Most of you aren't old enough to have purchased a car or know what it's like to have to repair the car due to someone else being a dipshit.
Bust window
Get naked
Get in back seat
Sleep
Wait for owner
Piss on hood in front of him
>>684976036
poop in hand and write cislord on the windshield.
Break all the windows, then put a sticky note on it that says, this is samantha, and he'll wonder about it for the rest of his life
>>684976036
Poop on hood.
>>684978386
It's a fucking maybach. im sure the owner can afford it faggot
>>684978294
reroll
>>684977540
This
Cum on windshield and spread in all over
>>684978467
So close
cut the brake-lines
breake the windows
>>684978487
poopoo on da windscreen
>>684978522
This
>>684978467
Rerollando
fuck the exhaust pipe like the autist you are
Dump pink paint on it ,
>>684976036
break hood ornament off with your dick
Throw up over the hood
>>684978326
thats like all threads we have
>>684978587
Shit on the car
Steal it
Kk
cum on windshield and spread it around. big load op.
>>684978487
>im sure the owner can afford it faggot
Bernie Sanders supporter detected.
Listen you little shit for brains, just because someone has money doesn't mean you have to be a fucking retard. You could have more money and the things you want in life if you wanted but you don't.
Instead, all of you FEEL THE BERN dipshits just sit around blaming everyone for your problems.
Can I come over and take apart every single piece of your computer? You're on 4chan, you've got free time, you can afford to spend an entire day fixing it.
Fucking dumbass.
spray paint 'hope she was worth it' all over to gain ultimate viral powers
Take a shit over the damn hood
Spread cum on windshield
>>684978080
roll
hide underneath car and wait for owner
Break all windows and the wheels
CUM ON WINDSHIELD OP
Deflate all tires
poop on window and make a time stamp with the shit
>>684976036
Decide what? There are probably entitled assholes in the rest of the spots. This dude found some that were left, and parked in the least obtrusive one possible. Well done to him; leave alone, and learn a lesson.
>>684978767
And rape him
ITT: Underage b&
>>684978860
reroll
Lick left door opener ...
Dick in the muffler
>>684978080
Rolling for this
break out a window
>>684978860
reeeerolleriiiiiinooo said the wheals
>>684978691
appearantly me making a comment about money and cars makes me a bernie sander supporter?
go back to fucking tumblr you dumbass. I'm on 4chan because i took the day off work, fucker.
break windshield
>>684978891
Take out the car for a date in a french restourant
Smear shit on all door handles.
Do nothing
>>684978691
you need a better accountant
Bash it
shove turd in exhaust
>>684978965
Kill yourself
>>684978994
Re-roll
hide in the wheel arch like the dirty Mexican you are
Stick the emblem at the front of the car up your ass faget
>>684978970
Fuck.
Close.
Shit.
shit on hood
>>684979031
roll
Lie under the car and wait for him to run you over.
>>684976036
break window and put a sticky note with your name and address
Leave
>>684979018
The definition of b: the Post
write "Feel the Bern" in pre cum on the windshield
smash windows and go to jail
>>684978964
op here thats not possible without a hammer.
tried it with my shoes. its very stabile
>>684979031
this
>>684978999
Nice trips
Write "Niggermobile" on windshield with shit.
fuck the cars exhaust and post pic of your blackened dick
shit on hood
>>684979031
roller
leave some money on the roof
poop on it
>>684979031
do it
>>684979018
Hey, every once in a while something funny crops up in a YLYL thread.
Not often, but sometimes.
>>684978860
rollerino
piss on the handles
>>684979139
roll
>>684977292
rerollo
steal it you nigger
>>684976036
wash the car free of charge
>>684977431
>thinking that's a maybach
It's an S600 Pullman you fuck
>>684979139
rollerino
>>684979096
reroll
Write Fat nigger on it
>>684979248
reroll
drop a deuce on the hood
>>684979139
dis
>>684977292
>cum
rrorororoololol
>>684979269
kys faggot.
>>684979269
FUCK YOU
>>684979269
you fuck
>>684979018
porn
fap rulets
trap
r34
s fur
fb faps
teens
milfs
are all cancer
the res tare ok
>>684979269
NOOOOOOOOO
>>684978860
rollling
>>684979269
Wasted
>>684979269
Key it Winrar!
>>684979269
Nigger
>>684979269
Mercs are for faggots
>>684979269
WINRAR do it OP key the car
draw a dick on the hood with your keys
Get a key. Insert it in your anus and leave parking
>>684979269
>maybach
http://www.mbusa.com/mercedes/vehicles/model/class-S/model-S600X
are you retarded?
>>684979427
This
>>684979269
hurrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrr let me kill a promising thread on /b/ by showing how kool I am cuz I know my types of cars! God I wished somebody loved me!
>>684979248
rereroll
>>684979269
mercedess600=maybach
>>684979269
you are so stupid the S600 is a fucking maybach you uneducated faggot
go bare back in that maybach
Print this out and tape to windshield
>>684979269
Check the headlights tard
poop and write timestamp out of fecal matter
>inb4 OP put key on car kek kek lel
Thank you Mrs Skelettal
Smudge your shit all over the windows
>>684979734
Legit
Leave dead hooker in backseat
shit on it
>>684979876
More. Spice up this dying thread anon
Rip off the hood ornament and smash it through the windshield, then key Bernie 2016 on the side
>>684979976
this
>>684980050
this
>>684979972
reroll
Put all of your clothes on the hood of the car and leave completely naked
>>684976104
roll
Just shit on the fucking thing and get this over with
i am out of ideas
kill yourself op
Piss on the roof
>>684980049
roll
>>684976036
Leave it alone and get off /b for the day.
>>684980222
Trips demand it OP
dooooooo duuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr
>>684980101
reroll
>>684979248
reroll
Key the car you pussy
>>684976036
smash it with a sledge hammer, call the cops, and blame niggers.
>>684980489
rerolllolololol
Skeletton
>>684980622
rolleriiiiiiino
>>684980594
reroll
>>684980594
this
make america great again, OP
>>684980594
wohoooo
asdfasdfasdf
i give up
kill yourself op
>>684976036
poop in a bag then dump the contents onto the hood. This way you won't be arrested for public indecency, you can poop in the bathroom and bring it with you.
>>684980594
THIS
>>684981321
>
reroll
>>684981222
>>684980222
same double trips, i am impressed by myself
anyway kill yourself op
>>684981321
>>684981321
reroll
>>684981321
reroll
>>684981321
rerolllll
>>684981321
this
>>684981321
>>684981321
reroll this
>>684981321
this
Break all the windows