Slav ylyl thread
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Slav ylyl thread
Heil mein führer
Can someone post that webm or gif of that slav dancing where he does the crazy legs kicking thing? I think he's holing a beer bottle and hes the only one on screen.
I never saved it but it always makes me lose
Hi guys.
>>684950408
Lmfao. If this authentic adidas it's a joke, cause those poor russian shits can't afford it.
Hot slav girl.
"let's treat complexes" ~German citizen
I wonder do they even feel the smell.
Someone said slav thread?
It's always nice to eat at cemetery close to your dead relatives.
Russian army sucks, well, actually that's true.
>>684950895
Lol you could land a plane in that forehead
>>684949250
Does anyone know why they squat? Wtf its so hilarious
>>684950895
hahaha are u retarded? Slavic girls are most beautiful bitches of the world. You pathetic retard xd west bitches looks like that
>>684951394
It is a street habit, because usually there's shit and mug on the streets, so bad boys cannot put their asses on anything clean. So they got used to sit like that, squatting.
>>684951564
Lol, nice legend Ivan.
>>684951394
I'll try to be serious and answer this question the best way I can. I have never heard of this internet phenomenon of "Slav squatting" until now, and I find it absolutely hilarious. I thought the whole world was squatting just like we are. You may laugh, but I am actually squatting on my chair while writing this.
Now to the point. I will write from my point of view, and I don't know if it applies to the other people (Slavic people).
First thing first: squatting simply feels comfortable for me. I lay my feet flat on the ground, my knees bent, and I rest my whole upper body on my knees and hamstrings. Sometimes I also squat on balls of my feet, putting few of my fingers on the ground for aditional stability.
Sadly, most present day teenage and adult Slavs grew up in impoverished post-socialist countries. There were no videogames, and we didn't spent much time watching TV (There were only 3 channels in my country, none of them for the kids). We spent our time in parks and outdoors running, playing soccer, immitating cowboys and Indians, playing war games, and doing other silly things that (Slavic) kids do. When you get tired, you could either sit on the ground, as most parks and playgrounds didn't have benches, and get dirty, or squat. So squatting came naturally and became a habit for most kids.
Also, most toilets in schools were squatting toilets, so that had some influence too. Even today I squat on my modern flush toilet. It simply feels better.
Now for the photo thing. That comes from the pure utility: class photos were taken every year, and to make whole class of 30 student fit in one photo, boys were usually squatting in the first row, and girls were standing behind them in the second row. So the boys gained habit of taking photos in squatting position. Eventually, it became cool to take photos while squatting.
I am sorry for my bad english, and I hope I gave you some insight on this squatting habit of ours.
>>684950895
no. this is hot slav girl
>>684951564
Slavshit detected.
>>684951564
HELL YEA!
oh wait...... every country has one beautiful woman......
>>684951564
just add two kids and a liter of vodka or plum brandy every day, and ten years later...
>>684951766
Or this?
>>684951699
im not even russian. there is one in a million girls like that. but whatever what can know the guy who spends all day at the computer
>>684951710
is this pasta? Otherwise thank you for the insight into the slavic mind. I've found that people in other regions do it to, for example India and Pakistan. They both dirty too so it makes sense that it's connected to that.
>>684951910
>>684951946
Well shit
This is awkward
>>684951876
But slavs... But still...
>>684951953
Don't lie to me you slav bitch.
>>684951791
i'm not slavian, but i used to date russian girls. They are really hot
>>684951999
>>684952000
Holy shit double trips
>>684952084
Sure, sure, relax, Ivan. I got your point. Go have some vodka.
>>684950722
>Russia
>poor
Oh what will the media make you believe next, poor amerilard?
>>684949250
OP after viewing this whole thread, I have come to a conclusion: Slavs are racially inferior and need extermination.
>>684952193
omg my feelings are so hurt. you are not a good troll
>>684952249
>Implying Russia isn't poor
Zoz.jpg nice meme
>>684952083
how i whish to meet guy like you in real life. I'd like to see how tough he is face to face. And slav doesn't mean russian u retard
>>684951999
being this new
also checked
>>684952465
>Zoz.jpg
>Zoz
not replying past this point, you've shown your colors..
>>684951832
Top Kek ...
>>684951897
is that photoshopped or is she actually a giant-faced freak?
>>684952399
they're basically white niggers
white niggers can't even compare to european nords
>>684952701
This is an italian magic, not slav.
Murano, Venice
>>684952822
hahahaa said guy who let the foreign religion destroy his own country pathetic. when Ramadan begins?
>>684952822
the entire tuetonic race, the supposed "aryan" class is nothing but the regressed offspring of barbarians. let's focus on the most primitive of these, scandanavians. current studies show scandanavians, Danes in particular, to have the second lowest collective IQ in all of Europe (all that cold freezes their already fucked up neural circuit), second only to serbs, of course, and followed by norway and sweden. the entirety of scandanavian history can be structurally and substantially encompassed within a crude drawing of a valkyrie(the prototypical transvestite he-bitch) violently sodomizing a horse. while culture and civilization seared within the god-zone of the mediterranean (plato, epicurus, diogenes, all descendants of pre-taulantii , illyrians, ie. albanians), these blonde barbarians were killing their cousins over bowls of Rommegrot (throw-up tier dish the main ingredient of which is butter)
>>684952604
niggers being nignogs
>>684952399
>>684952790
Do some google-ing about Yugoslavia, slavs are god-tier ppl and Yugoslavia was heaven on earth.
>>684952021
Is that pic taken in Serbia?
I am pretty sure there is Pelinkovac on the table!
>>684951564
russians trying to steal the success of ukrainian girls. Fuck off. Even the girl in your pic is ukrainian.
This is fact btw. Ukrainian women are top tier. Consistent wins for miss universe agrees.
You don't say funny things about me!
>>684953589
That's Jagermeister.
>>684952084
>>684951897
>>684951766
>>684951564
Are those suppose to be "Super Hot" ? cause they kinda have weird face.
I know somme really good lookin russian chicks but those aren't that nice
>>684953423
lol, no
>>684953666
SLAVIC = Poland, Ukrain, Czech, Croatia etc. So STFU, other wise I'll kill u for Wołyń
>>684953666
No, Ukraine has some hot girls for sure. But seriously, scandinavian girls are much hotter. And hispanic/italian girls are damn good. And don't forget asians, those are the best of all.
So slavs are not the top tier definitely.
>>684953914
nice retort retard, really convinced me there..
>>684953920
Easy, dude. Peace. Knew some girls from Poland and Czech, they were really good. Too bad I didn't get any pussy.
>>684953940
>Scandinavian
>>684952249
Yeah there are rich people in russia too. They, however, don't live in cramped shitty flats or look like fucking homeless people.
>>684954028
Shut up, ugly slav.
>>684951699
Lmao that date.
>>684949250
cлыш ты бля сука
>>684953791
Ah, you're right. Looks like I just see Pelinkovac because I want some.
btw I have just looked through all my shelves to find the Pelinkovac, and it seems gone. I remember I should have half a bottle somewhere but can't fucking find it.
PS: Not a slav here, but as the guys in the pic I am wearing sweatpants 24/7. I think anyone who wears anything else is an idiot that doesn't have a clue on how to live comfortably.
>>684954028
Yugoslavia existed for all of what... 75 years or something like that? You'd think "heaven on earth" would have had some longevity.
Maybe it was doomed to fail due to some fundamental flaw. Like being full of white niggers.
>>684954162
I ugh... ugh... at a loss for words
>>684954135
Well, you got the point. TRUE scandinavian blondes are fucking gorgeous. And all slavs look like shit after 30.
>>684952644
I guess the last. Looks shit indeed.
>>684952399
haha shitpost more usacuck
>>684949250
https://youtu.be/b5IJfhxfmbc
>>684954310
Next Ivan is being processed.
>>684954340
>>684954294
Watch "The weight of chains" movie if you're really interested in why it all fell apart, I'm not trolling here it really was a gem of a country, a world leader in it's time, torn apart by petty differences and outside infuences.
>>684954169
>Most intelligent comment of all time.jpg
>>684954340
Yeah guy who sits in the internet whole day, lives with his mom and is sill a virgin can say that. Seems legit hahahaha
>>684949250
If stil like that 10 minutes i cant wake up xD
>>684954162
>slav/10, would fuck
>>684951999
Wasted gets on this dumbfuck
>>684954601
>if you're really interested
I'm not interested in watching a shitty movie about whiteniggers
>>684950553
Kek'd hard xD
>>684951832
That driver chose to run over the kid xD
>>684951364
I land my dick on her forehead
>>684954162
Funniest thing I have seen all week
>>684952604
nigga being nagga
>>684952701
He would make some awesome chessboard pieces
>>684950553
>>684954712
Those milkfaces aren't full grown soldiers, they are cadetts.
Militarized society and youth are Russian tradition.
Slava Rossija
>>684949250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J72d1Bzf22A
>>684952957
your googling powers suck, you found something completely different than you saw in that vid.
many slavic countries were renown for their glassmaking skills.
>>684954162
This is one of the worst pics I've ever seen
>>684955345
If I can count to 10 I officially become the meme queen
>>684955345
WHY DOES IGOR HAVE TO BE THE FUCKTARD? HUH? YOU THINK IT'S EASY TO BE NAMED IGOR OR SOMETHING? I HAVE A FUCKING LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE FROM AMERICA MOTHER FUCKER! I DON'T FLUNKY FOR DR. FRANKENSTEIN OR SOME SHIT.
>>684954162
>>684952604
Did the cameraman have chicken? where the fuck did they all come from?... the dark I guess.
>>684954771
even tho im against slavs and they are actually whiteniggers, the way you respond is so frustrating to read. Why are you acting like a damn 5 year old with his thumbs in his ears and a dick in his asshole?
one
two
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>>684953219
fucking retarded
four
>>684952249
despite the few millionaires and billionaires russia has an average income of 600 dollars.
inflation is at over 10%
>hurrdurr media is always lying
funny how you think that media manipulated our points of view, yet you still believe that every single russian is a rich oligarch, just like they show us on tv.
oh the irony.
>>684955923
I'm alright with this because it's not slowpoke.
>>684953940
ohhhh <3
>>684950671
Moar faggotry
>>684951234
it's kinda fascinating. please show me more slav traditions.
>>684952193
Fuck
Here you go stupid fucks.
>>684951699
9/11
>>684951710
keep it cheeki breeki
>>684955877
the hood
>>684951804
brother & sister love it the purest and most beautiful.
>>684949250
nice thread turk
>>684952021
at least they have taste. Jägermeister is top choice for family dinner.
I would want Russia as an Ally if shit hit the fan.
>>684955933
nice retort retard
>>684955878
What a stupid statement. I've never seen a 5 year old with his thumbs in his ears or his dick in his asshole. And I doubt you have either. Don't try to associate people with things that you've never experienced, it just makes you look ignorant.
Faggot.
>>684951710
Makes sense to me
Блять
>>684956162
>slavthread
>serbia & croatia
nice try muslim nation
>>684956288
>>684949250
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3chqHe14eY
Dislike this video and leave a comment about hitler. One of their names is Adam.
>>684951564
Ex CCCR here and my pic is 99% true
>>684949250
ITT: life of boris
>>684954246
I can send you another bottle if you want. Gorki List, to be exact.
>>684949250
Do they not have chairs in Slavia?
>>684952084
Slavian? You cant make that shit up.
99% of slavic men are pedos who like young boys. Seriously they really get into people trafficking and usually it's boys they traffick
>>684949250
>>684955325
>Slav
kekk
>>684954712
The look skinny af. wtf kind of armed forces are they?
>>684954712
do they not get uniforms that fit... is it all issued in a single size? I guess at least there aren't many fat slavs about.
>>684949377
Lost
>>684957722
checkem
doubledy dubs
this post is the truth
>>684957787
Woah looks exactly like ex, plus the jump suit
>>684955345
There was a picture like this but instead of the slavs there were a couple of retarded kids .Can anyone bump ?
>>684957163
poverty ages people quicker
>>684955715
The guy on the right is Orban Viktor. Who is hungarian.
Hungarians are not slavic.
You are a fucking retard.
>>684957787
more?
>>684949377
I lost quick
>>684958293
>anon
>ex
>>684957345
ma nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWa9sJzgM4A
>>684950553
PRICELESS
>>684958542
Jesus fucking christ. I know exactly who both of them are.
And agree hungarians are not slavic.
>>684955715
>Orbán
>slav
pick one
>>684952110
Yeah, it's weird for 000 to come after 999...
>>684955448
>many slavic countries were renown for their glassmaking skills.
Kek
>>684951699
Why is there a rug on the wall, something as a britbong ill never understand in this day & age.
>>684953219
That was satisfying to watch
>>684961496
They're so advanced in their ways the rest of us will never understand
>>684959868
see my previous comment
>>684959802
>>684950553
Lost
>>684955490
Wtf is it anyway? Pregnant or liver damage?
>>684962410
not sure what is worse here, she being naked like that or smoking and drinking while pregnant.
>>684952701
There's nothing funny there. That's just cool.
cheeki breeki
>>684949377
Well, that was quick
>>684952475
Oh. Totally triggered
>>684961496
For insulation
>>684956297
Cheeeeeeki breeeeeki
>>684956288
>using intellij
kek
>>684956162
Who the fuck thinks this is in any way funny?
>>684951897
and the zika virus...
Slav from former soviet republic ITT, will answer your quostions.
>>684965217
how long was the queue for bread?
>>684954162
Nice hd fanfic of a spitter from l4d2
>>684963949
This will forever be my favourite photo on the internet.
It gets funnier the more you look at it.
>>684965344
I was born in 1988, never saw it myself and parent said it never happened where we lived.
>>684952701
thats actually fucking amazing
>>684965552
ok, thanks
>>684949286
tfw this is actually true in slav country
>>684953219
i've always wondered what the backstory behind that gif is
>>684956578
nah dude, he has experienced the 5 year old dick in ass thing.. (as the little boy & the creepy teenager!)
>>684951285
Balcony fell off? Just put a fucking table on the bars.
>>684954466
that pic...you can wear fancy clothes but if your ugly you fucked up...
>>684952084
>slavian
>>684950722
lemme guess, you watch TV
Slavic white trash.
>>684952701
that is amazing
>>684965520
Fucker didn't even light his cigarette.
>>684965999
Give this guy an internet. He deserves it.
>>684965691
why are the dirty slavs squatting everywhere
Lols
Half slav here and love thsibshit because it's true haha
>>684951234
This is a pagan tradition that merged with Easter. People go to visit dead relatives and leave them some eggs and vodka. The official stance of the Orthodox church is that you shouldn't do this as Easter is about being happy and celebrating Jesus and not remembering the dead in a bittersweet atmosphere.
>>684965520
Are you 12? 13 at the most? The dude ain't even Slav, he's posing. He ain't about that real squat life, bro. Also, that may may on his wall? How cringe.
>>684965217
Is your name Ivan, Ivanov, Igor or Ignorinov?
Do you drink vodka, if yes what kind?
Do you want to remove kebab as bad as I do?
Do you like Stalin?
>>684965217
Hey it's me again (>>684969540)
Do you into any comrade, comrade?
>>684950315
Heil!
>>684954800
>xD
kys faggot
>>684951234
>Your ways are different than mine, therefore my ways make more sense.
Learn the history od the pagan tribes, faggot.
>>684951910
Why is "cyka" written in cyrillic but "blyat" and "nahui" aint?
Get your shit right faggots
>>684956482
This pic is fucking cool
>>684952084
>slavian
This is the type of people that has a strong opinion on fucking everything.
You're arguing against retards with information access via the internet. Constantly.
>>684963949
>Not CS:GO
Cyka blyat!!
>>684953219
iirc that old woman did something equally as bad as that nigger did to her
>>684971111
>>684967332
Good job Bartek
>>684961521
are you 12? dont cut yourself on that edge.
>>684956482
alpha as fuck
>>684967332
Kek
>>684950708
HAAAA HA HA
>>684950895
Maybe she lives too close to Chernoble.
>>684974931
holy fuck
>>684950553
fuck I'm dying
>>684954310
>>684955490
thats some tumblr level shitpost right there
>>684955074
kek
Gabbage,barly and pig fat (lard?).
Russians are barely fucking slav. Probably as slavic as germany
Behind a bus waiting terminal.
>>684953219
Do you have any proof to that statement?
Outside my house
>>684976941
My neighbours traps for little birds (tits and such).
>>684955490
Same
Why do they all crouch down
>>684977322
Read the thread and find the anwser.
>>684955955
funny, the real wages (corrected for inflation) increased from 1999 to 2008 (found no ther data, sadly) by 250%, (wages do not include income from owning a company btw).
in the same time germany lost 2%
i did not look for us numbers as i'm not an amerifag
>>684952084
>I used to order girls
>from slavswithdongs.com
>>684950553
>Zakhar
I actually know a Polish guy who did that; broke his leg to dodge the draft (back when Poland had conscription). He's a crazy fucker
>>684970096
>kys
aaand another leafy faggot.
Seriously, fuck off you cancerous piece of shit.
>>684976941
Is that the same parking lot as pic related
>>684955877
they spawn in the shadows
>>684977600
>living in russia is good for common folk
Bitch please
>>684976712
Looks like Thunder Bay.
God damn indians
>>684978270
it's getting better is all i'm saying, give putin some time and they'll catch up eventually
>>684978158
No. They all look the same. All of them.
>>684977120
what do they do with them, eat them?
>>684977600
so in other words russia will be a nice place to live in 20 years? cold comfort for people trying to live there right now, but it's something
>>684949377
you're a horrible person and you belong here, lost.
>>684963949
>>684965520
>>684969295
True Slavs have feet flat on the ground. Raised heels mean American imposter.
>>684978574
He said that he's hobby ornithologist but who knows. Looks like a bum.
>>684976819
Is that fried sardines? Lol Jesus how poor are these people?
...looks tasty tho
>>684957097
Serbo-Croatians aren't Muslim. Dated a girl for years and met her entire family tree. Was a metric shit ton of people, and not a single one was Muslim.
>>684966273
webm you twat
>>684978919
It's cheap but pretty good acctually. Batlic herring.
>>684978873
Guess he can be both. Study, document, kill, cook, eat
>>684954437
I didn't know Jack Nicholson was slavic
>>684962410
healthy mix.
>>684979101
Where can I find it in the states?
