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How depressed is /b/?

Do the test and post results
www.depressedtest.com
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Shameless self-bump
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>Very High
>Very High
>Moderate
>Slight-Moderate
>Very Slight
>N/A

Whoopdi-fucking-do. Nothing I didn't know already.
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>>684938227
As expected.
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Nothing new, still sad to see though
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Nice
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meh
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k
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At least I'm not major depressive, that's always nice
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yeah its me

<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Extremely High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
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I fucked that up bad


Disorder

Your Score

Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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Yeah I already knew that...
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>>684938227
bump
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The VA already told me I have major depression, I don't need some silly test.
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I'm fucked in the head.
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Meh.
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>high
>high-moderate
>very slight
>slight
>high
>n/a
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Feels good man
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Wonderful.
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>>684938227
I got "EXTREMELY HIGH" for major depression.

Apparently, I'm the most depressed person in this thread, because nobody else got that.
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Ayyy
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Holy fuck, there's an website that can tell me how fucked up I am and I'll this time I've been paying a GP, psychologist and a phychitrist to do dat boi is my face red.
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<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">Very Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>

the only reason that there is a "Slight-Moderate" is because i like the winter...
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>>684943880
oh shit, what's up?
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i fucked up....
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Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
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>>684944052
lucky :(
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>Moderate
>Slight
>Extremely High
>High moderate
>Slight moderate
>N/A
See im 100% fine
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>>684944098

i think he didnt like the fakt that i like the winter more then the summer. but i am still a fat fuck but i dont let that drag me down...
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what website you guys doing this on?
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>>684944348
reading...its at the top...

http://www.depressedtest.com
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>>684944348
www.depressedtest.com
Here boi
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I'm definitely fine
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I even got "extremely high" for postpartum depression.

:(
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>>684938227
Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table> seems like 4chan is a bunch of depressad faggot just like expected
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>>684938227

Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

I been there though. Good luck getting out!
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>>684938227
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Sounds about right.
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Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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>>684938227

<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Extremely High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">Extremely High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
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>>684946211
wow I cant do anything right
Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
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>Very High
>Moderate
>Extremely High
>Extremely High
>Very High
>N/A

>feelsbadman.jpg
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Wow I'm pretty great actually
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Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A


Nothing new to me...
Maybe were compatible with people as same scores.

Also checkem.
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>>684938227
Thought so.
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>>684945053
On the bright side, if you get incredibly stoned, that'll add a positive level of "extremely high" onto your life.
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nice
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>>684938227

ask me anything
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hmmm...
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>>684938227
Moderate
Slight-Moderate
Very High
Very High
Slight
N/A

I'm gonna be honest, I don't really think these tests are very accurate. Even for just a fun little test.
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I dont understand how tf im not depressed tbh im unemployed living with my parents i cant find a job and i have to move to the uk in less than 5 years and my gf has depression
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>>684938227
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https://gyazo.com/69e4790b1a09b6669ac06ee824065ba8
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>>684938227

Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

i wouldnt say i was depressed but im definitely not happy. been like this for like 7-8months
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>>684947075
Btw, not saying they're not fun, just saying if you think you actually have a mental disorder, go get checked. I'm just saying that these shouldn't influence you're decision. Just tryna help, my phrasing on that was horrible.
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Well..
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/b/ros i need help. Who do i go to see to get this shit fixed. I'm tired of being like this. Aus fag.
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This is some bullshit. I'm not depressed in the slightest.
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voices in my head tell me how much they despise me and tell me to kill myself and how useless i am all the time but if i ask for help im afraid i will be put into a straight jacket and locked in an insane asylum. wat do /b/?
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>kills self
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hmm. one shrink said I might have a mood disorder, another one said I don't. both were consultant psychiatrists. fine by me. definitely not bipolar.
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>>684938227
Apparently I'm bipolar.
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>>684947405
>slight
That pretty much means you're ok.
Probably picked something that said that you get sad from time to time or some shit like that, that doesn't really mean you're depressed.
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>>684948061
Pretty much this.

>omg you were sad once?
>you probably have depression

Literally this tests logic
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I know everyone here is purposefully answering the questions like autists, but wtf how can I be slightly then extremely high for cyclothymia?
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>>684938227
Don't need the test to know I am doing fine.
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>>684948241
it looks like you need to charge your battery
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Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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The internet says I'm alright
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>>684938227
Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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>>684938227
Guess i'm alright
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>>684938227
hmm, strange, my depression is cured, my answers would have been way worse a few years ago, I actually don't feel that tired or sad or angry as I used to
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>>684938227
Master race
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I answered all positve answers for everything, i.e. no to all "do you feel sad" type questions, and no to anything about negative sleep patterns or "bad" behaviours. It still gave "very slight" for everything. In other wards, test starts at a bias.
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>>684938227
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Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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>>684938227
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>>684938227
wew lad
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Hmm... This won't help.
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>>684950107
How accurate is this test? Should I actually try to get help?
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lmao
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I guess im a normie O_o
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Yeah this is about right
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This test is stupid.
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<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">Extremely High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">High-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
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>>684938227

>Major Depression: Moderate
>Dysthymia: Slight
>Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
>Cyclothymia: Very High
>Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
>Postpartum Depression: N/A

Does anyone else get the periods of feeling confident then getting stomped back like the test describes?

I really think that is my biggest issue, my mood is like a yoyo.
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>>684938227
pretty okay I guess
>inb4 FUCKING SUMMERFAG NORMIE GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>684950663
Yeah
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>>684950663
Exactly how I feel and was really surprised when I saw it on the test honestly
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Feels bad man.
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>>684949307
It probably only ranges from very slight to extremely high. It also says "for entertainment purposes only". This is the kinda test that would be taken as a screener before you took a more comprehensive one and had a meeting or three with a mental health proffessional for diagnosis.
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My dad and granddad were both very bipolar. I'm not, though I'm genetically just very predisposed to depression type disorders.

Here Are Your Scores:

Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: Very High
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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About a year ago , i would have been mostly in the very high/extremely high range . For all the anons feeling down , know that it gets better.
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>>684950907
Nothing wrong with you, move along hypochondriac.
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>>684951262
About a year ago , i would have been mostly in the very high/extremely high range . For all the anons feeling down , know that it gets better.
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>>684951343
Did you get therapy?

Ive been majorly depressed for 10 years now. Ain't simply gonna get better by itself, not for everyone.
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>>684950823

I was surprised to see it there too. I've sought treatment for depression before and assumed that was what was causing my mood swings I should probably look further into it.
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Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Sounds about right, I got diagnosed as Bipolar II years ago.
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Nice...
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>>Test designed to sell you a psychiatrist
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There ya go
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Am i good?
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>test
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>>684952009
>new
>test
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>>684951479
yeah , i got help , a good shrink and some meds .
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Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
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>>684950663
I've had them for as long as I can remember. I was lucky enough to be diagnosed as a child (manic depression runs heavily in my moms side of my family).

If you feel like it's causing problems there's ways to manage it. Try some things out and see what works for you.
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shit lads, i think i'm a bipo
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>Very slight
>Very slight
>Very slight
>Slight
>Slight
>N/A
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Pretty much what I expected
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Extremely high
High moderate
High moderate
High
Moderate
Na

Guess I'm a little more fucked up than I expected actually
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>>684952307
I was diagnosed with depression when I was ~20 and was given 2 different SSRI's, both of which knocked me for a loop so that's left me fairly hesitant to try medications, which I know is stupid. I did a cognitive behavioural therapy course which I have to say did help for a while, I should probably get on top of it sooner rather than later to avoid fucking myself long term.
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Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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>high
>slightly moderate
>very slight
>slightly moderate
>high
>n/a
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well what do you think /b/?
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>I feel confident sometimes
>Clearly Bipolar
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Fuck
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Get rekt niggers
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Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High-Moderate
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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>>684938227

Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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>>684938227
Are you happy now op...are you? ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY FAGGOT!?
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nothing unexpected
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>>684953638

End it.
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And this is the reason so many people think they have bipolar.
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I really hate niggers too
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Always knew I was a whiny little bitch.
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I knew I was depressed and had possible borderline personality disorder or bipolar disorder, but god damn. I didn't realize it was THAT bad. I need help a lot more than I thought.
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S A D B O Y S
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>>684938227

Yeah, I already knew this. If I seek help I lose my job though
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<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">Very High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Extremely High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
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>>684938227
I am bipolar, so I'm not surprised
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>>684955243
How could you lose your job? What do you do? where do you live?
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>>684938227
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>>684943590
Ayyyy
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>>684938227
Bump
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Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
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we mild chill depressed
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>>684938227
modern psychology is jewish bullshit. ironically freud was less jewish.
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Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Extremely High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Nothing i didnt know :-)
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>>684938227
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

That doesn't sound good.
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>>684943590
>>684957955
Well look at you fucks and your good mental health
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Why am i paying a therapist when i have this?
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>>684957323

I am po-leese and military in the US.

Most of my bullshit comes from (technically) undiagnosed PTSD.
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<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Extremely High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
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life is good
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>>684959343
That shit's fucked. Is your mental health not union protected?
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>>684959734
>military
>union
Moist
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>>684959734

My agency doesn't have a Police Union, we have an FOP.

I mean, I could get help but more than likely they would pull my handgun, shotgun, and rifle certs and dump my ass on light duty until I'm "better." That means until I pretend I'm okay again.

The military is a little better, but not by much, they'd probably forcibly respec me to a different AFSC, as I'm a cop in the Air Force as well.
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>>684959621
life is good. It wasn't always though. The key is the right medication and taking life responsibilities more seriously.
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lol why would u b depressed when u got 4chan,food,porn,vidya,plenty of people to talk to.
if ur depressed u fucking suck lmao, get over it pussy
take some fucking drugs or antidepressants
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>>684938227
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yeah makes sense
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>>684938227
Your postpartum should be higher.
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seems about right
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Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
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Major Depression: Very High
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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Oh chur...
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>>684938227
Exactly like I was diagnosed.
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<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">Very Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
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Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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>>684938227
kek, have never seen a quack in my life but probably just because I get super anxious any time I think about getting help
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Pretty accurate I guess
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>>684938227
Not really surprised tbh
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Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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>>684938227
>www.depressedtest.com
<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">High-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
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>>684966174
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
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>>684938227
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>>684938227
too depressed to take the test
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:-)
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Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
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What should I do?
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Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Bullshit. I'm as happy as a clam
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Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Sad all the time but I don't know why
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I might be extremely depressed and have social anxiety but who cares when you got memes,music and video games, am I right guys?
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>>684967319
Have you tried jerking off?
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Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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>>684938227
To not like the cold is apparently to be depressed, which makes no sense...
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My dad and sister are bipolar themselves, should i do something about?
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Major Depression: Very High
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

What a surprise
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Don't know what to feel
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>>684967713
Yeah, or something like that, atleast we have eachother
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>>684938227
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>>684938227
yup
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>>684938227
I expected as much
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another reason to get shitfaced today
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>>684969096
Yeah man, I love you.
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Here ya go faggots
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Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Bipolar isn't fun. I still don't think I have it, even after being diagnosed.

Shits fucked, and theyre gonna stay fucked for a while.

At least I know its not seasonal lol
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>>684969940
same here, bro.
It's a living hell, and for my wife too, damnit!
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welp
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crycry
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>>684969727
I wish I wasn't too much of a pussy to an hero. Fml
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>>684969940
>>684970183

I don't know man, I'm bipolar, in fact I'm hyperbipolar and I think it is fucking great! I have so much fun!

Now that I think about it, it is actually pretty shit, I'll just go and kill myself.
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>>684970881
sadly, the downs are really more frequent and heavier than the ups.
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Ok
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>Major Depression: Very Slight
>Dysthymia: Very Slight
>Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
>Cyclothymia: Very Slight
>Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
>Postpartum Depression: N/A
Very Slight seems like the lowest it'll go.

>all these Highs
you're not good for my health.
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What is clycothemia?
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Wasn't expecting it to be that bad
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>>684938227
fagz
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Heh, guess i'll end up killing someone in a sudden fit of rage. Cheers!
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Unsurprising. I was already diagnosed for exactly that shit.
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Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

But I'm on Lexapro/Cypralex for 4mths now. Sucks.
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>>684941968
>www.depressedtest.com
>>684941027
>>684940062
>>684939484
>>684939207
>>684938978
Yo how the fuck are you posting img?

Mine was
>Extremely high
>Very high
>High-moderate
>Extremely-High
>N/A
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<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">Extremely High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
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Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High

MEH
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dafuq how do you post IMG?
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FUCK THIS SHIT
Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
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>>684975040
Shit. I done fucked that up.
>Major Depression - Extremely High
>Dysthymia - Very High
>Bipolar Disorder - High Moderate
>Cyclothymia - Very High
>SAD - Extremely High
>n/a
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:)
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Holy fuck /b/, we're just as fucked as I expected...
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Better off than most of you angsty teenagers.
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Better than expected
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>>684938227
Meh
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What the fuck kind of questions are these. they should just straight up ask "are you sad all the time" it'd be faster.
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>>684975690
>a lifetime of autism services
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Moderate fag over here
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>>684976176
That ain't what depression is.
Sadness is only a side-effect of depression.
i knew a bitch who wasn't ever really sad but just couldn't feel happy either and was diagnosed with manic depression. Not that that was the whole picture, i'm just summing that shit up.
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Meh, kinda depressed
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Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Well, fuck you losers.
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Oh, I guess I'm not screwed up
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>>684975056
/thread
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kinda knew this already. lately been spending up to like a week avoiding my friends and having no human contact whatsoever
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>>684938227

Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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Pretty much not depressed.
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pretty normal
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>>684976755
That's why some of the dumber questions really triggered me... like, how would you describe your mood or do you get sad when winter comes.
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well fuck you too mr test

I'm not bipolar.
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>>684938227
less depressed than in the past
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>>684938227
Why didn't you hyperlink to the test?

Anyway,

Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
>>
- slight
- slight
- slight
- moderate
- slight
- n/a

Better than expected actually.
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used to be really depressed. life's been great the last 10 months.
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>>684938227
Am I fucked?
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>>684938227
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Fugg
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Meh
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>>684978368
Yeah, SAD Doesn't have shit to do with regular depression. It doesn't even necessarilly trigger depression.
I know a girl who got really energetic during summer but went full hybernation mode during winter. She wasn't sad in winter just tired.
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<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">High-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">Extremely High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
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whoops heres the pic
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>>684938227
this test is bullshit. Everyone would be found with a depression with such common criterias.
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Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Hmmmmm. cyclothymia..
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>>684938227
People really get depression fucked up with circumstantial sadness these days. Breaking up with a female and getting sad about it is NOT depression.
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Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Very High
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/

I am sad - always have been.
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>>684980727
It IS a depressed state but you're right.
But how would they get any attention?
Try replacing the word depressed with sad next time you see one of them threads.
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Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Well I'm fucked haha
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Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

This make me a normie?
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>>684983301
Nah, i was very slight in everything and slight with seasonal affective disorder even though i just said i hate summer because i live in the tropics and summer sucks ass.
Anyway i'm not even slightly normie and genuinely want to die, i think i just got slight because i'm not really driven to suicide by sadness, I just don't want to work.
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Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High-Moderate
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/

Well, that's a test to also tell me I'm depressed, along with the other people that tell me I'm depressed.

Funny though, majority of the time I don't feel sad, I can put on a smile no problem around friends, people say I was a happy kid. I just feel that life isn't worth the effort required to live.
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Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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So many difficult words... I'm ok?

Major Depression: Very High
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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Seems like I'm pretty fucked!! As expected tbh

Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: Very High
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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>>684984577
People say i was a happy kid too anon.
I always felt like there was something wrong though.
>>
Very slight
Very slight
Slight
Slight- moderate
Slight
N/A

In order of the test results
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>Major Depression: Extremely High
>Dysthymia: High-Moderate
>Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
>Cyclothymia: Extremely High
>Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
>Postpartum Depression: N/A

fuck it dude
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stop being a faggot and go out and do something with your life
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>>684987032
Reality, anon. Not technically wrong per se, but reality is what happened.

I had ideas on what to do, and in the safety of childhood they were fine, in theory they worked. And then I grew up and realized things were a lot different than I thought they were, and every plan failed.
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>>684987933
Yeah i thought all my doubts would go away when i grew up so i just lived in the moment most of my life. Until high school.
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>>684938227
Slight
Slight
Very Slight
Slight
Slight
N/A

Yeah, depression has never been the problem with me.
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High
Slight-Moderate
Very High
Extremely High
High Moderate
N/A

Makes sense.
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>high-moderate
>moderate
>high-moderate
>moderate
>very slight
>N/A

pretty much slightly suicidal and no sex
I have hope for the future since I work hard and find it easy to do that shit, though it stresses me i get through it and can relax. Logically, it makes it easier to know you get through rough spots.
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Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

>pic not related cuz I'm not a nigger
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>High
>Moderate
>Very High
>High
>Slight
>N/A

Really not surprising at all
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TO EVERYONE HERE WITH HIGH RESULTS:

KILL YOURSELVES.
THE WORLD WILL NOT GET ANY BETTER. YOUR LIVES WILL NOT GET ANY BETTER.

NO MATTER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY, SUICIDE IS AN OPTION.
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>>684938227
>www.depressedtest.com
I aint clicking that nigger
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<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">High-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">High-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
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>>684938227
No matter what you put as a result, it will always say that you have at least "slight" depression. It's total bullshit as are most online tests.
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>>684989707
So tell us whats bothering you, anon? I will help you.
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>>684989707
Yeah but is good opportunity for people who are actually diagnosed to talk to each other.
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>>Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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>Slight
>Slight
>High-Moderate
>Slight-Moderate
>Very Slight
>N/A

Used to be MUCH worse before taking supplements and seeing therapists half a year ago.
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>>684989282

Not true, I used to be high in most categories, but I worked through it and got help (I'm >>684990360)
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